A/N: Thanks to Renowned-Wolf for helping with a few things.

Scene opens on the Vees' headquarters. Victoria is seen talking to Vox, Velvette, and Valentino.

Valentino: Ok, you say you have important information, and we've been letting you stay here since you crashed through the window on Mother's Day.

Victoria: It's about that weird looking amulet my son wears around his neck. It gives him some sort of power that-

Vox: We already know about his amulet. We just haven't been able to find a way to get to your brat and take it from him. The Princess has a personal interest in him, so if we try anything too obvious, she'll obliterate us before we can blink.

Valentino: We could just jump him while he's walking to work one day.

Velvette: No, no. Something like this requires a woman's touch.

Valentino: What are you saying?

Velvette: -_-. Vox, lift me up.

Vox picks her up so she's eye-level with Valentino. She smacks him across the face hard enough to knock his sunglasses off.

Velvette: It's not rocket science, pissbaby! I'm saying all I need to do is go on a date with him, seduce him, and then steal that amulet. It can't be that hard. At the very least, I could get some good sex out of a date with him.

Victoria: Fine. But I do NOT want to hear any details. It's bad enough my son somehow got numerous women to somehow fall for him.

Velvette: O_o. (walks off) Weird thing to randomly say about your own kid.

Cut to the Hotel. You are shown relaxing by the fireplace sitting in-between Husk and Alastra. Unknown to you, the two of them are glaring daggers at each other when your phone suddenly chimes.

Alastra: I swear, I will never understand the appeal of those things. The ringing from those alone was bad enough when I was alive.

Y/N: (teasing) Not everyone's trapped in 1930s, babe.

You open a social media app and see a message from Velvette.

Velvette: (DM) I think it's about time Hell's Human and the Queen of Social Media got to know each other a little better. How about a date tonight? Meet me outside V Tower at 8:00.

Y/N: (nosebleed) Woah. I mean, I already knew who she was, she messaged me a few months ago. But still.

Alastra and Husk glare at the picture of Velvette with jealous expressions.

Husk: I'm not sure it's a good idea, baby. She's one of the Vees. 

Y/N: (rolls eyes) As in Vox, the manchild who hates Alastra, and Valentino, who could die in the next extermination for all I care?

Alastra: Same ones, darling.

Y/N: Well...maybe they're not all bad. Just because her co-workers suck, doesn't mean she does, right?

Husk and Alastra: (making the "so-so" gesture) Ehhhh...

Husk: Just be careful, baby. You never know with people like her.

The two of them kiss you on the cheek before the scene transitions to you combing your hair and putting a sports jacket on. 

Charlie: (strained smile) Ok, have fun, Y/N! Let me- I mean US, know if you need anything. I- WE- are right here. Seriously. Right here.

Y/N: (a little weirded out) Uh, yeah. Thanks, Charlie.

You head out and Charlie sighs and walks to the bar.

Charlie: I need a fucking drink.

Everyone else: O_O/O_X

Cut to you standing outside V-Tower, texting. 

Velvette walks out the front door holding her purse and strutting with a sway in her hips, reveling in your flustered expression.

Velvette: (teasing) See anything you like, cutie?

Y/N: (flustered) I'd be lying if I said no. You're even more beautiful in person.

Velvette: Oh, A cutie and a sweetheart.

She whips out her phone and takes a selfie of her kissing you on the cheek before posting it on social media.

Velvette: So, I know some pretty trendy places where we can get to know each other better.

She gives you bedroom eyes and wraps her leg around your waist.

Velvette: Unless you had something else in mind.

Y/N: (flustered) I was actually thinking I could take you to the Lust Ring.

Velvette: Ha. You have guts, I'll give you that, but Sinners aren't allowed to leave the Pride Ring. Not even Overlords.

Y/N: (smirk) They can if their plus one is dating two of the Seven Deadly Sins and is one good terms with the King of Hell.

Velvette gets an impressed smile as you open a portal to Lust with your amulet. 

Y/N: Ladies first.

Velvette: Oh, such a gentleman.

She teasingly runs her hand over your crotch before stepping through, with you following after. 

Cut back to the hotel. Charlie is shown siting at the bar, a shot glass in front of her and looking at her phone, noticeable a little drunk.

Husk: You sure you're feeling ok, Princess? If this is about Y/N doing on a date with Velvette-

Charlie crushes the glass in her hand with a slightly unhinged smile.

Charlie: Y/N can go out with whoever he wants. It's not like I'm thinking about what he and Velvette are doing right now! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Angel: It's ok to be jealous, Princess. I am too.

Charlie: What? Oh, no. No.

Angel: Come on, I can practically smell it on you. (caresses himself) You want to pin him down, take his man-meat deep inside, and ride his fucking brains out!

Charlie blushes so hard it hides her rosey cheek marks while Husk gives her a cocky smirk.

Husk: (teasing) Maybe we can have a threesome later.

Angel: Oh, can I watch?

Husk: Just keep your mouth shut and your hands to yourself.

Angel: Oh, I'm definitely keeping my hands to myself.

Charlie blushes harder and gets a nosebleed.

Cut to Ozzie's, where you and Velvette are shown sharing a bottle of champagne. 

Velvette: Not gonna lie, I can't say I was expecting something like this when you accepted my offer to go out tonight.

Y/N: Well, what were you expecting? 

Velvette: Rumor has it that you're pretty (bedroom eyes) adorkable. So I thought you would recommend going to an arcade or something similar.

Y/N: (blushing) Sometimes people deserve to be pampered. 

You avoid eye-contact and sip your champagne. 

Velvette: (thinking) He's such a fucking dork, it's adorable! And he's a gentleman. He treats me better than Val or Vox ever did.

Y/N: So, how'd you get involved with Vox and Valentino? Valentino is clearly a psychopath, and Vox just seems like a manchild with a hate-boner for Alastra.

Velvette: They'd already been in Hell for a few decades and they needed someone to manage branding for them. (sigh) It's not like I'd have survived long and made Overlord status without them. 

Y/N: I'm sorry to hear that. For what it's worth, I'm glad you lasted this long.

You gently place your hand on top of hers.

Velvette: (a little caught off guard) It's no big deal.

You signal a waitress. Unknown to you, Velvette is now shown looking at you with hearts in her eyes.

Velvette: So, how does a still living human end up down here in the first place?

Y/N: Long story short, some dumbass who I now work for was messing with magic he didn't understand, opened a portal beneath my feet, I found out my girlfriend was a Hellhound, and now I go up to earth and kill scumbags for a living.

Velvette: Is your family worried about you? Where you go?

Y/N: My dad knows, my "sister" got kicked out on her sorry, worthless ass years ago, and my every-type-of-abusive bitch of a "mother" has been rotting for the past couple years. 

Velvette gives you a sympathetic look.

Velvette: (thinking) Victoria, you fucking CUNT! I knew you didn't like your son, but this-

She suddenly gets an idea and changes tactics, surging forward and roughly pressing her lips against yours. 

Velvette: (grabbing your collar) Let's get out of here.

Cut to the two of you entering a different hotel room in the Pride Ring.

She pulls you close.

Velvette: Show me what's got all your girlfriends so hot and bothered.

You blush and nod your head then you both strip with Velvette pushing you back on the bed and marveling at your phallus.

Velvette: O_O (thinking) That's the biggest dick I've ever seen! (speaking obviously lying) I guess that might be enough to satisfy me.

She climbs in bed with you and straddles your face while trying to deep throat you while you eat her out.

Velvette: (thinking) Goddamnit, he's too big! Come on, you can handle th- AHH! He definitely knows how to devour pussy!

She tries to take in more of you but just can't so she instead strokes the base of your shaft while fondling your balls. You buck your hips while she grinds her against you leading you both to climax with her not being able to take the full load. She slides you out of her mouth and lets out a few coughs before climbing off of you. 

Velvette: (trying to act tough) Too much for you? How about another round? You can be on top, but you have to be in your demon form.

Y/N: You asked for it.

You assume your demon form and use your magic to give yourself two knotted dicks.

Velvette: O_O (thinking) I'm so going to regret this later.

You summon tentacles to restrain her arms behind her back and hold her legs up and you crawl up and loom over her. You give her a quick kiss before shoving your dicks in both of her holes.

Velvette: AHH, GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!

You then buck your hips with the sound of each thrust resonating throughout the room along with her screams of pleasure. Eventually you shove in both knotts where she would scream if not muffled by another kiss as you thrust harder and faster until you both climax again. You call off the tentacles and both of you slump down on the bed.

Velvette: I should've live streamed that.

Y/N: That good, huh?

Velvette: I can't feel my legs.

She uses what little strength she has to snuggle up with you and you both drift off to sleep.

A couple hours later, Velvette wakes up and looks at your still sleeping form. She reaches out to grab the amulet off your neck, but hesitates at the last second, looking remorseful. 

Velvette: God fucking damn it...

She quietly writes a note saying she had to go back to V Tower before gently kissing you on the cheek, leaving a lipstick mark.

Transition to her arriving at V Tower in the early hours of the morning. Vox, Valentino, and Victoria are waiting around. 

Victoria: Well, did you get it?

Velvette: (glaring at her) No. He caught one to what I was doing. (dramatic) He was just too powerful!

Vox: VEL!

Vox: You had *one* job!

Valentino: (squeak) And you fucked it (squeak) up anyway! You (squeak) two-bit sex doll-

Velvette frees herself from Vox's grasp and kicks Valentino in the crotch.

Valentino: (pained) Not again...

He collapses to the floor, squeaking.

She turns to Vox.

Vox: (sweating) Not the screen! I mean it, this time! Not the screen!

Velvette kicks him in the crotch as well.

Vox: (pained) Thank you...(collapses)

Victoria puts her hands up and fearfully backs away before Velvette kicks her below the belt and walks off.

Victoria: (pained) What did *I* do?! (collapses)

End of chapter. Next; Welcome to Heaven.