A/N: Credit to Renowned-Wolf for helping with a few things.

The episode opens in Vox's surveillance room, as overlapping videos from various cameras stationed around the play on the screens stationed around him and Victoria. Vox himself is sitting in his office chair sipping from his mug while Victoria stands behind him. The monitors show everyone practicing combat moves and with weapons while Vaggie explains the weakness of the Exorcists to the Cannibals.

Vox: No fucking way. They're gonna *fight*?! Oh, my god. Hahahahaha!

Victoria looks at one of the monitors and sees you practicing spells and destroying test dummies. 

Victoria: (mocking) Oh, looks like your little "friends" won't be able to protect you this time! Hahahahaha!

The monitors show you and Millie practicing a move where she shoots a target's legs out and you vaporize it before the two of you fist bump.

Victoria: Oh, Y/N. I cannot wait to watch you get (wolf growl) FUCKED! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Vox: O_o. Phrasing.

The scene changes to show the cannibals and your allies from Helluva Boss all gathered outside the hotel, practicing with their weapons. As Charlie watches them all from the hotel's entrance, Vaggie comes up to her

Charlie: (Sighs) Oh, I wish my mom were here to see this.

 You walk over dressed in army camo and wearing dog tags. 

Y/N: Even if she isn't, we're doing a good thing here, babe. Adam has gotten away with murdering undeserving people and not facing any real consequences for far too long. I can't wait to see the look on that manchild's face when he sees this.

Vaggie: The others seem ready to fight. Are we?

You all turn to see IMP blasting targets, Tex and Roxy hitting punching bags, Stolas and Octavia casting offensive spells, and the Succubi and Incubi practicing aerial maneuvers.

Blitzo gets a smug look and throws a rock at Verosika. She dodges before hitting him with a flying kick to the face, knocking him on his back, before flipping her hair over her shoulders looking proud of herself.

Y/N, Charlie, and Vaggie: (nosebleed) O_O/O_X. Mommy.

Sir Pentious bursts out of the hotel's doors, wearing a Victorian-style British army uniform and looking proud of himself

Sir Pentious: Fear not, damsels and dude. I shall have the staff ready for victorious combat!

Y/N: What in Hell, Heaven, or Earth are you wearing?

Sir Pentious: (salutes) General Pentious, reporting for duty. I'll turn those rapscallions into soldiers in no time at all!

Charlie: Thank you, Pen.

Niffty, running around the hotel's entrance, now runs up to Pentious

Niffty: What can I do to help?

Sir Pentious: I'm glad, you asked, soldier. The base needs fortifications. Reinforce the southern wall! Create a moat around the perimeter to stop a ground assault.

Niffty blinks up at Pentious, having no idea what he just said

Charlie: How about this. If you see an angel, stab it! (hands Niffty a small blade)

Niffty sees a few metres away, and, thinking that Angel Dust is what Charlie meant, runs towards him with her knife

Niffty: Stab! Stab! Stab!

Angel Dust: Hey, hey, hey, hey! (climbs up the pole he was leaning on)

You use your amulet to lift and hold Niffty mid-air.

Y/N: Not that Angel! An exorcist.

Niffty looks at Vaggie and giggles like a psychopath.

Y/N: (annoyed eye roll) Any exorcist not named "Vaggie".

As Niffty runs off to find other things to stab, Angel does a flip and lands on the ground, before walking over to stand with Charlie, Vaggie and Pentious

Vaggie: (drill sergeant style) Listen up, Sinners and Hellborn! We've got 24 hours before the begins. Let's get to work.

As the cannibals, IMP, Verosika's Crew and the hotel's residents begin training to fight, Vox  and Victoria continue to watch them all train from Vox's surveillance room, laughing their asses off.

Vox: Ahaha! Oh, they suck! (laughing hysterically) Oh, they suck so bad! Oh, god! 

Victoria: (laughing hysterically) They're gonna fucking die! They're- they're gonna die!

Back at the hotel, Charlie is holding Alastra's microphone, preparing to give a speech to the cannibals, Hellborn and the hotel's residents

Charlie: Hello? (taps microphone) I want to thank everyone for coming. Even people who aren't staying here yet....Cherri.

Cherri Bomb: Look, I can't resist a fight, okay? Especially when I get to tag team with these two fuckheads. (wraps her arms around you and Angel and kisses your cheek)

Charlie: Tomorrow, the exorcist angels  will face a Hell ready to defend itself and win!

Vaggie: Yeah! Yeah, we will! Tell 'em, baby!

Charlie: Yes! And we are-we are going to win! But in case we don't, I want you all to know... that getting to know you has been the biggest honor of my life. Whatever redemption really means, I know you all tried. I have seen the good in all of you. And it's...I-I'm just...I love you all, so much, and-and live tonight however you want because-

Niffty: We're all gonna die! (laughs maniacally)

Blitzo: O_O. (whispers to IMP) I'm starting to get why Y/N complains about her all the time.

Moxxie, Millie, and Loona: (rapidly nod in agreement)

Y/N: (starts clapping) Alright! Dying is what we're *not* going to do! Ahaha... anyone want shots?

Inside the hotel, the everyone is sharing drinks, talking and laughing with one another

Vaggie: I mean, personally, I'm excited. It's been a while since I stabbed anyone and really meant it, you know what I mean?'

Millie: Trust me, hon. You gotta have that feeling to make those stabs worthwhile.

Cherri Bomb: Cheers, bitches!

Husk: Yeah!

Angel Dust: Here's to us!

Sir Pentious: Here's to being alive today and not dying tomorrow!

Alastra and Niffty watch the rest of the group drinking from the mezzanine

Alastra: Ah, the celebratory night before a courageous last stand. It's been a surprising thrill to witness these wayward souls find connection. Almost makes one sentimental, eh, Niffty?

Niffty: I really like them, Alastra. They let me put on roach puppet shows without booing!

Alastra: Ah, an enjoyable collective to be around. I admit one could get accustomed.

Niffty hops on top of Alastra's head and places a crown made of roaches and sticks on her head

Niffty: I dub thee, Queen Roach.

Alastra: Oh, to understand your twisted little mind!

Alastra and Niffty begin laughing maniacally together, signaling that they possibly do understand each other's twisted little minds. Meanwhile, Angel is sitting by the parlor as Husk pours him a drink

Husk: Last day of afterlife, and you're not off snorting a line off some hunk's abs?

Angel Dust: Eh, you fucked one cannibal pool boy, you fucked 'em all.

Husk: I guess you have changed.

Angel Dust: Hey, Charlie said live tonight however we wanted... so pour me a fresh one, and let's get to living!

You gently punch his arm in a friendly way.

Y/N: I'm proud of you, man. You really have changed in these past couple months.

Angel Dust: Well, it's mostly thanks to the two of you.

You, Angel, and Husk bump fists before you and Husk kiss.

As Husk pours Angel another drink, Pentious tentatively approaches Cherri Bomb, who is talking to Vaggie

Sir Pentious: Miss Bomb? Cherri?

Cherri Bomb: Yeah? (Vaggie walks off to give them privacy.)

Charlie: 

Sir Pentious: I want to tell you that I...I love...I'd love to wish you good luck in the battle ahead. (shakes Cherri's hand)

Cherri Bomb: Okay.

Sir Pentious: You are...have always been a worthy opponent. With the most...brilliant explosive contraptions I've ever seen.

Cherri Bomb: Uh...thanks?

Sir Pentious: Anyway, I guess...please don't die tomorrow. Okay, bye! 

Sir Pentious runs away as you and Angel come up.

Angel Dust: You know, you could totally tap that.

Cherri Bomb: Tss, don't be gross. Besides, I have a boyfriend.

Y/N: If I can have the harem, I don't see why the rest of you can't hook up with whoever you want. 

Cherri Bomb: For real?

Y/N: Sure. You only have one afterlife.

Angel Dust: Plus, ya know, I hear he has two dicks.

Cherri Bomb: Huh...

She walks over and grabs Pentious by the arm.

Cherri Bomb: Come on. Let's find a spare room.

Sir Pentious: (blushing profusely) Are you-

Cherri Bomb: Yeah. Let's "do a sex". I'm in charge though.

As she leads him off, he looks back at you with a surprised expression. You smirk and give him a light-hearted salute.

You walk over to IMP, Verosika's Crew, and Stolas and Octavia.

Stolas: Are you sure you want to be a part of this, my boy? Those Exorcists are no joke.

Y/N: I'm sure, Stolas. Adam made it clear it doesn't matter if I had decided to stay on Earth. He would've come after me, no matter what.

Ace: Wow. That guy has a massive hate-boner for you.

Y/N: He's a selfish, petty, vindictive manchild who's convinced he's a good person. Pretty sure Heaven had no choice but to let him in since Lilith was already condemned to Hell, and who even knows what happened to Eve. Besides, there's no way I'm missing out on this.

You conjure a tentacle and wrap it around all of them, pulling them into a group hug and throwing your arms around Loona and Verosika.

Y/N: The old gang back together! Fighting for our lives against hypocritical nutcases wearing bad Purge cosplay.

The scene cuts to Charlie, standing outside Angel's bedroom door. A few photos of Angel and the rest of the group are stuck to his door. Charlie, looks at them, smiling, before realising that she might never see them again if they lose the battle tomorrow, and begins to break down and cry

Vaggie: Charlie?

Charlie turns to see Vaggie standing in the corridor, watching her. Charlie turns away from her

Charlie: I'm sorry...I'm...I'm just so scared. What if we lose?

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Cut to Heaven. The Exorcists are all lined up outside Heaven's gates as Adam gives them all a pep talk

Adam: Extermination Day is here, bitches. We're going to go down and exterminate demon ass! 

Lute: Destroy that ass!

Adam: Prepare to slaughter every sinner in that shit hotel, and you all remember Vaggie (pronounced Vaj-ee)?

The Exorcists all boo Vaggie.

Exorcists: Boo! We hate her!

Lute: Rip Vaj-ee's cunt mouth out her ass!

Adam: Would you just-ju-chill, Lute. Fuck. Also! 

He shows a picture of you on a monitor.

Adam: Destroy that meddlesome human! He chose to side with Demons, so we're gonna show him what happens when you choose the wrong side! Whoever brings me Vaggie and Y/N's heads gets...uh, I dunno, a million Heaven bucks. How about that, huh?

The Exorcists all cheer

Adam: Haha, yeah! Ladies, let's fuck shit up!

(accompanied by a guitar sting) ♪ ATTACK! ♪

Lute: FORWARD!

Behind Adam, a portal to Hell opens and all of the Exorcists fly through it. The portal opens right outside the hotel, where everyone is gathered by the entrance. Charlie has a golden shield with an apple motif, Vaggie has her angelic spear, Niffty has the small knife that Charlie gave her (and is laughing maniacally), Angel has a tommy gun, Cherri has a bomb, and Pentious has a short sword. 

The Succubi and Incubi are all flying mid air holding angelic spears. IMP loads their guns with angelic bullets. Ozzie and Bee enter their full demon forms. All weapons have all been given angelic steel enhancements to allow them to kill the Exorcists.

Vaggie: Here they come. Get ready, everyone. We fight together!

Cut to V Tower. Victoria, Velvette, Vox, and Valentino are watching real-time camera footage of the Hotel from one of Vox's drones. Velvette is dressed in the Witch costume she wears to promote "Love Potion".

Vox sits down with a large tub of Popcorn.

Vox: Oh, this is gonna be good!

At the hotel, Vaggie raises her angelic spear

Vaggie: Now! FOR YOUR SOULS!

The group cheers and charge as the Exorcists begin pouring out of the portal, charging back at them

Charlie: Let's FUCK THEM UP!

As the Exorcists and the hotel group begins fighting, Alastra stands on the hotel's roof, watching the angels flying out

Alastra: Let the slaughter begin. AHAHAHAHAHAHA-HA!

Alastra laughs maniacally as she swings her microphone, causing a huge force field to appear around the hotel which traps the attacking Exorcists inside. Adam and Lute watch in confusion from outside the force field.

Adam: The fuck?

Lute: They appear to have some kind of shield, sir!

Adam: (sarcastically) Oh, really? I didn't see this giant fucking shield in front of me, (regular) YOU DUMB BITCH! NO SHIT!

Lute:

The force field sprouts tentacles and begins killing Exorcists that are on the outside of the force field with angelic weapons

On top of wearing army camo, you are shown wearing the skull from the Exorcist that Carmilla killed around your neck as well as your amulet, allowing you to utilize a form of Angelic magic.

Y/N: Come and get me, you genocidal pricks!

You lash out with tentacles, grabbing two Exorcists and ripping them in half. 

One Exorcist charges you before you dodge and hit her with a blast of holy fire, turning her to ash. Her spear drops to the ground and you pick it up.

Another flies at you before you kick her in the chest, knocking her in the ground, and decapitate her with the spear

Adam: That's how they can kill us? With our own weapons and magic?! Fucking weak, dude.

Loona and Moxxie blast Exorcists with Blessed assault rifles while Millie throws a spear like a Javelin, skewering a whole row of them.

The Succubi and Incubi are shown dueling against Exorcists before Verosika disarms her opponent, decapitates her, and kicks her in the chest, sending the Exorcists's corpse crashing to the ground.

Stolas and Octavia are shown blasting spells at Exorcists.

As Lute raises her sword and flies to attack the shield, Cherri and Angel attack Exorcists from the inside of the force field, with Angel shooting with his Tommy gun and Cherri throwing her explosives. Pentious watches them from his cannons

Angel Dust: Come and get some!

Cherri Bomb: Eat shrapnel, fuckers!

She throws the grenades, with you following up with blasts of holy fire.

Sir Pentious: All angelic weapons fire at will!

Husk flies past, throwing her explosive cards at angels

Husk: Hey! Yelling while fighting...doesn't help.

Niffty runs around stabbing every angel she can see, even the dead ones. Charlie and Vaggie are fighting back to back

Charlie: Alastra's shield is working!

Vaggie: Trying to focus, sweetie!

Charlie: We might actually have a chance!

Vaggie: Love the optimism. Still trying to focus.

Adam and Lute are still hovering over the force field. Adam clearly has had enough of being left out of the battle

Adam: I'm fucking over this.

Adam draws backwards before flying straight at the shield. With one punch, he causes it to dissipate, leaving the hotel exposed

Angel Dust: Fuck!

Y/N: Damn it!

Adam: Lute, I'm dealing with the deer bitch. (points at you) Kill that fucking dork.

Lute: (grins sadistically) Yes, sir.

As the smoke clears, Adam sees Alastra standing on the roof. Recognising her as the creator of the shield, Adam flies down to the roof to meet her. The Vees watch from V Tower, Vox preparing to see Alastra die.

Vox: Oh, fuck! I am so hard right now!

Vox makes a thrust gesture for a couple seconds while Velvette seems uncomfy of Vox making the gesture at her. Meanwhile, Alastra takes a few steps forward to meet Adam

Alastra: Adam! First man, next to die.

Adam: Who the fuck are you?

Alastra: Alastra. Pleasure to be meeting you, quite a pleasure. I'm about to end your fucking life.

Alastra taps her cane on the ground, causing four tentacles to rise up around him

Adam: (sarcastically) Nice voice. Don't you know jazz is for PUSSIES?!

Adam summons his guitar and flies straight at Alastra. Alastra stands still as her tentacles lash out at Adam. Adam slashes at them all before gearing up to attack Alastor himself

Alastra: Ah ah ah!

Adam attempts to attack Alastra with his guitar, but Alastra moves smoothly out of the way, before sending more tentacles towards Adam

Adam: You really think you can take me on? A mortal soul is no match for me, edge-bitch.

Alastra: You should know better than anyone what a soul can accomplish when they take charge of their own fate.

Alastra's shadow looms behind him, making it appear as though there was a crack in the hotel's roof. The crack leads up to Adam, where one of Alastra's shadow monsters appears and punches Adam

Adam: Ohoho, you think you're tough shit, huh? (destroys Alastra's shadow monster)

Alastra: Tougher than you. Ha ha ha!

Adam swings at Alastra with his guitar. Alastra easily dodges his strikes

Alastra: You lack discipline, control, and worst, (goes into full demon form) YOU'RE SLOPPY!

More of Alastra's shadow creatures appear, attacking Adam and crawling all over him, sending him flying upwards

Adam: And you're...(realizes he doesn't know what to say) fuck-fuck you...you red piece of f-too much fucking red...fuck...shut up!

Using one of her tentacles, Alastra grabs Adam and throws him into the sign on the hotel's roof

Alastra: Ha ha ha! Poetry!

Cut to Lute landing in front of you.

Y/N: (teasing) So what exactly is your relation to Adam, Lute? His third wife? His sidepiece? You gonna cuck him, too? 

Lute: I'm Adam's will! His right hand! You're just some meddlesome human who doesn't understand the difference between right and wrong!

She charges before you dodge and kick her in the back.

Y/N: That's rich coming from someone who's committed Genocide for years.

Underestimating you, Lute throws a punch that you block before punching her in the gut, conjure a tentacle to grab her, and slam her into the ground before she frees herself.

Lute: Says the assassin!

She swings her spear at you several times, which you dodge.

Lute: You kill people for a living!

Y/N: We get contracted to kill bad people like serial killers! All you Exorcists do is say that *anyone* who ends up in Hell was a horrible person who deserves death!

You grab her spear and throw her onto her back before tossing her spear away.

Lute: Think you're tough shit, huh?!

Y/N: Tougher than you thought, at least. Haha!

Lute throws several punches that you dodge, block, or make yourself intangible.

Y/N: You're a hypocrite, a psychopath, and worst-

You channel demonic magic and open several portals.

Y/N: (demonic) You're easily distracted.

Lute flies up to dodge eldritch tentacles and demodogs.

Lute: And you're- (dodges demodog) fuck! Fuck you, you dorky little- too much fucking dorkiness- SHUT UP!

You grab her with a tentacle again and slingshot her into the wall of the Hotel.

Cut back to Adam and Alastra.

Adam: I'm going to wipe that shit-eating grin off your face, CAUSE RADIO IS FUCKING DEAD!

Adam flies a few metres into the air and swings his guitar, sending a shockwave towards Alastra. When it dissipates, Alastra has been forced out of her full demon form and her microphone has been snapped in two

Alastra: (with absolutely no static) What just happened? (notices microphone)...fuck.

While Alastra is distracted by her microphone, Adam manages to score a hit on her, slashing her across the torso and sending her flying back to the edge of the roof. Vox cheers from V Tower

Vox: YES!

Vox: (flips off screen) FUCK YOU, ALASTRA! AHAHAHA! (jumps on top of table) THIS IS BETTER THAN SEX!

Valentino: 

Alastra picks up the 2 pieces of her microphone, trying to go back into her full demon form, but being too injured.

Alastra: (singsong) Have to disagree with you there! Radio's not dead, but it is ending this broadcast.

Alastra flees the battle and melts into her shadow. Adam, laughing, watches her disappear while leaning on her guitar

Adam: Bye, bitch!

Meanwhile, Vox watches in anger from V Tower, disappointed that Alastra wasn't dead and angry at her for seemingly fleeing like a coward.

Vox: NO! FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU! PUSSY!

At the front of the hotel, Pentious commands the cannibals from the balcony

Sir Pentious: Right flank, advance! Left flank, watch your six. (addressing Charlie and Vaggie) Ladies! There are more coming up on your right. Get ready for them, Vagatha!

Vaggie: Not my name, but got it.

Bee and Ozzie are in their full forms, obliterating squads of Exorcists.

Charlie is hitting angels with her shield, apologising to each of them as she does so

Charlie: Sorry! Sorry. Sorry-sorry, sorry!

Y/N: Babe, maybe don't apologize to the people trying to kill us!

Charlie: Oh, right.

Five angels fly at Vaggie, out to kill her. Charlie uses her firework power to explode them all.

Charlie: DIE, MOTHERFUCKERS!

Husk flies around the hotel, throwing her playing cards. Angel, near her, is shooting them all with his tommy gun

Husk: These fucking angels won't stop coming!

Angel and Verosika laugh, their dirty minds turning it into a sex joke

Husk: Okay, I walked right into that one.

Angel sees an Exorcist advancing on 2 of the Egg Boiz 

Angel Dust: Hold that thought.

Angel runs to defend the eggs, one of them having already been killed by the Exorcist. Angel blocks the Exorcist's sword with his tommy gun, before shooting it up with a pair of guns that were hidden in his third pair of arms

Angel Dust: (to the Egg Boi) You alright, squirt?

Egg Boi: I nearly scrambled...myself.

Angel Dust: Get somewhere safe.

Angel is knocked off his feet by a huge explosion. The smoke clears, revealing it to be Adam, flying above everyone and shooting angelic light from his hands

Adam: SUCK MY HOLY LIGHT, FUCKERS! YEAH!

Charlie: What? Alastra was supposed to handle him. Oh no, she must be-

You, Charlie and Vaggie run to safety as Adam attempts to shoot at you. Pentious watches.

Vaggie: We aren't going to last long unless we do something about him.

Pentious looks up at Adam.

Sir Pentious: Of course.

Cherri runs past Pentious to get to a better vantage point, holding a bomb. Pentious pulls her back down

Cherri Bomb: I'm trying to fight here! You out of your fucking mind?

Sir Pentious: Yes.

Pentious kisses Cherri, the bomb falling out of her hand and exploding behind them

Sir Pentious: Miss Cherri Bomb, I love you. Remember me!

Pentious runs off to his airship. Cherri looks back at him

Cherri Bomb: That was kinda hot.

Pentious enters his airship, the Egg Boiz lined up around the inside. As he slithers past them, they salute

Sir Pentious: Eggs, activate thrusters, and charge the death ray.

Egg Boiz: Yes, sir.

Pentious' airship starts up and lifts itself off of the hotel. Everyone else watches

Charlie: Pentious?

Y/N: That crazy son of a bitch...

The airship flies towards Adam, aiming the death ray at him

Egg Boi: Target in range.

Sir Pentious: Fire.

The airship edges closer and closer to Adam, the death ray charging up. Adam notices it

Adam: Oh, whoop!

With one blast from his finger, Adam incinerates the airship and everyone inside it

Adam: Haha, that coulda been ugly.

Everyone stares in horror.

Charlie: Noo!

Angel Dust: Fuck...

Charlie: No...

Y/N: You did good, Pen...You did good.

You look up and see Lute preparing to throw a spear at Vaggie while she's distracted.

Y/N: VAGGIE!

Surprised, Vaggie turns just in time for you to push her out of the way as Lute tosses her spear...

And it goes through your chest.

A multi-screen affect shows everyone gasping in horror.

Cut to V Tower. Velvette gasps in horror as well.

Victoria: (tail wagging) YES! FUCK YOU, Y/N! AHHAHAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS BETTER THAN GETTING DICKED!

Valentino and Vox: (incredibly disturbed that a mother is cheering for son's death)

Velvette: (seething with rage)

Back at the Hotel. 

Adam briefly calls the Exorcists off as he and Lute look down at everyone with sadistic grins as everyone runs towards you. Lute's mask is shown occasionally glitching.

You only manage to choke out a few words.

Y/N: (coughing) I l- love you all...(coughs) These past months....were the best of my life. (coughs blood) Look after my dad. Tell him I'm so- (coughs) sorry...

With that, your eyes roll into your head and you exhale for the final time.

Everyone has devastated expressions, with some of having tears running down their faces, especially Loona, Millie, Verosika, Charlie, Vaggie, Angel, and Husk.

Charlie, crying, sinks to her knees. Vaggie runs over to her

Vaggie: Charlie, I'm so sorry...

Charlie growls as the tears run down her face, the sadness turning into rage. She stands up.

Charlie: Razzle! Dazzle!

Razzle and Dazzle fly over to her. Charlie engulfs herself in a tornado of fire and rises up. When it dissipates, she is in her full demon form and is holding a pitchfork. Razzle and Dazzle have become huge dragons.

Charlie: Let's ride!

Charlie and Vaggie jump onto Razzle and Dazzle's backs and begin to fly. The rest of them watch from the ground, cheering

Husk: Yeah! Get 'em!

Charlie and Vaggie fly higher and higher, towards Adam and Lute

Charlie: Forward! Go, Razzle, go!

Adam: Oh, look who thinks they're badass now!

Lute: The traitor came to die.

Lute lunges down and slices Dazzle's wing clean off, causing him to roar in pain

Vaggie: No!

Vaggie screams as they fall together. Lute strikes her sword in Dazzle's heart as they crash through the glass ceiling and right in the lobby. Vaggie falls off, and gets up just as Lute raises her sword out of Dazzle, and they stare each other in the face.

Lute: Before I take your life, I'm going to tear that other eye out of your face.

Vaggie: Try it, bitch.

A fight bell rings as Lute lunges at Vaggie, Vaggie managing to throw her into the wall. Lute flies back at Vaggie and throws her to the ground, hitting her head against it repeatedly. Vaggie manages to flip her over, but Lute throws her into the wall again, before lunging at her with her sword. Vaggie dodges and Lute rams her sword into the wall. Pulling it out, she leaps at Vaggie and smashes her head into the table, breaking Vaggie's nose. Vaggie grabs Alastor's radio and hits Lute with it. As the two continue fighting, Charlie watches from atop Razzle

Charlie: Vaggie!

Charlie begins to fly down to help Vaggie, but Adam appears in her flight path

Adam: Surprise, bitch!

With one arm, Adam smashes Charlie into the sign on the hotel's roof, electrocuting her. Charlie falls onto the roof as Adam flies above the hotel's sign.

Adam: Risking your immortal life for sinners and hellborn? That's some crazy shit, even for Lucifer's brat!

Charlie: These demons are my family!

Adam: (mockingly) "These demons are my family"! Do you even hear yourself? You should've stayed in your place, girlie-

Charlie stabs him in the arm with her pitchfork, before swinging him around to throw him across the roof

Charlie: That's Princess of Hell to you, pig!

Adam: The fuck? That *hurt*!

Charlie glares at him, flicking her tail. 

Adam: Hehe. Okay.

Back in the hotel's foyer, Lute throws Vaggie to the ground, knocking her spear out of her hand

Lute: You always were weak.

Vaggie tries to reach for her spear, but Lute flips it off the ground and out of her reach with her foot, before driving it into Vaggie's right hand. Vaggie screams in pain

Lute: So, I'll spare you the pain of seeing your demon bitch die. Shame the same can't be said about the human.

Furious, Vaggie rips the spear out of her hand and bludgeons Lute across the face.

Vaggie: Y/N was more noble than any of you!

She charges, breaking Lute's hand with a kick before pummeling her face with punches.

Vaggie: He looked out for people! He wanted to protect the people he cared about from getting hurt! And yeah, I started out being a total bitch to him, but...

She punches Lute's mask hard enough to crack it and leaving part of her eye visible.

Vaggie: Y/N was the brother I never had. ...And *you* murdered him.

She slashes with the spear, cutting Lute's cheek before strangling her with both hands and tossing her across the foyer. 

Vaggie looks up and sees the mezzanine on the verge of collapse. She flies up and slashes it, causing the debris to fall on Lute and knock her mask off before landing back down in front of her.

Lute: Do it, then. Correct your mistake.

Vaggie: Seriously, you're pathetic, you know that? Ready to die rather than accepting mercy? No, live. Live, knowing that you only do because I let you. A failure.

Hearing Charlie screaming in the distance, Vaggie flies out of the hole in the hotel's roof to help her. As soon as she is gone, Lute, not accepting mercy, begins to free herself from under the rubble. She screams in pain as she pulls her left arm out of its socket, freeing the rest of her body.

On the hotel's roof, Charlie is shown fighting Adam.

Adam: (mocking) What's the matter, bitch? Pissed off because Y/N is dead? HA!

Charlie snarls and claws across Adam's chest before kicking him in the balls.

Adam: (whining) Not the nuts! I need those!

Charlie rams her pitchfork into his chest.

Charlie: (gritted teeth) You son of a bitch. I loved him. All of us loved him! 

Adam knocks Charlie to the ground, before picking her up by the throat. Charlie's tail and horns recede

Charlie: Let...me...go!

Adam: This fight was cute n'all, but it's (his mask glitches for a moment) time to die with the rest of them!

Vaggie flies to the roof to help Charlie, but Lute flies after her and pins her to the floor

Vaggie: Charlie!

Suddenly, a fist appears and punches Adam so hard that it damages his mask as he goes flying into the hotel's sign, before falling through the skylight. The person catches Charlie as it is revealed to be Lucifer, with his wings out and sporting a different coat, this one with red and golden epaulets

Charlie: Dad?

Lucifer: Sorry I wasn't here sooner, sweetie.

Lucifer lands and puts Charlie down. Adam climbs back onto the roof, half of his mask having broken off

Adam: Okay, seriously! How many of you freaks do I have to fight?!

Lucifer walks up to Adam, rolling up his sleeves to fight

Lucifer: Oh, I'm the only one that matters. See, you messed with my daughter, and now, I am going to FUCK you!

Adam stares at Lucifer, perplexed. Lute and Vaggie stop their fight to stare in confusion at Lucifer. Angel cocks an eyebrow, smiling as Husk gives him a deadpanned look and the everyone else also stares in confusion. The Vees stare at the screen from V Tower, Vox and Victoria looking perplexed, Velvette wearing a smile, and Valentino saying:

Valentino: Well, this just got interesting.

Charlie, slightly embarrassed, corrects her dad

Charlie: (whispering) It's fuck you up, Dad.

Lucifer: ...Wait, what did I say?

Adam flies at Lucifer with a battle cry, smashing him into the wall. Lucifer transforms into a snake to escape and slithers into the air, before transforming back

Lucifer: Hyahahah! So this is what you been up to since Eden? (dodges Adam by turning into a goat) Gotta say, you've really let yourself go, buddy.

Adam grabs Lucifer by the foot. Lucifer turns into a snake briefly to free himself. Adam throws him away and Lucifer turns into a bird

Adam: You?! Judging me?! You're the most hated being in all of creation!

Adam tries to shoot his angelic light at Lucifer, but Lucifer dodges.

Lucifer: Well, your first wife didn't seem to hate what I had to offer... or the second, bow-chicka-wow-wow!

Lucifer flies away doing a little dance. Adam briefly manages to hold him in a chokehold

Adam: I'll fuckin' end you!

Lucifer turns into a horse and kicks Adam away

Lucifer: Whoa, missed me! (turns back and dodges Adam' light) Hoohoo, not even close. Haha! Nice try, douchebag!

Adam: Hold still, you slippery fucker!

Charlie watches the two of them fighting for a few moments before running over to help Vaggie. Meanwhile Lucifer, in the form of an octopus, has Adam wrapped up in his tentacles before Adam chucks him away, Lucifer changing back to his standard form. Adam charges up a huge blast of angelic light at Lucifer. Lucifer dodges and the light chops the hotel straight in half. Charlie screams as she falls down the middle, the entire hotel crumbling around her. Then, Lucifer swoops down and catches her.

Lucifer: I got ya.

Charlie smiles before hearing Adam's laughing. she looks and sees him charging up to them.

Charlie: Dad, look out!

Lucifer: Huh?

Charlie snarls as she used her demonic powers to transform her right hand, turning it red with darken splotches and blocks Adam just as he was about to punch them,

Adam: Whoa wait, what the fuck?!

Lucifer and Charlie glare at Adam menacingly, before they catapult him to the ground screaming, the impact leaving a blast wave of smoke, and a crater where he lay, his mask completely shattered, revealing his human face.

He looks up and sees Lucifer in his fully demonic form, a spark of flames emitting between his horns as his eyes glow blood red.

Lucifer: YOU COME AT ME, AND MY DAUGHTER! DON'T FORGET, YOU'RE IN MY HOUSE, BITCH!

Lucifer proceeds to punch Adam senselessly, fire coming from his hands as he does so and laughs at Adam's pain. Lucifer then summons a sphere of fire, preparing to finish him off, before Charlie puts her hand on his shoulder, getting his attention.

Charlie: Whoa, whoa, Dad. He's had enough.

They look down to Adam, who lies motionless on the ground. The two royals then leave the crater, still staring at Adam.

Lucifer: Alright. How's mercy taste, you little bitch?

Adam: No... (gets up) you don't get to end this! I'm fucking Adam! I'm *the* fucking man, and you're just some fucking clown or something! I started everything on Earth! All of mankind came from these fucking nuts! You all should be worshipping me, you ungrateful, disgusting, fucking losers-!

Something crashes to the ground in-between him and everyone else and kicking up a bunch of dust.

Adam: What-

The dust clears to show a human shape, and eventually you kneeling. You stand up and glare at Adam sporting a Halo and six wings similar to Lucifer while holding an Angelic spear.

ADAM: -THE FUCK?!

Everyone else: O_O

He, Lute, and the remaining Exorcists all slowly back away, looking completely terrified.

Adam: How is this possible?! You- you're dead! You have to be dead! You were a mortal killed by Angelic Steel!

In his panic, Adam conjures his guitar and swings it at you.

The amulet flies off your corpse and blocks it, resulting in Adam's Guitar being destroyed. 

The amulet then reattaches itself to you and your entire body is engulfed in green flames. You flap your wings to snuff them out, showing that your Halo is now disintegrated and replaced with two large horns.

On top of this, your wings are now leathery and bat-like and you have a tail similar to Uzi from Murder Drones.

Y/N: (smug) Wanna try that again, asshole?

Adam continues backing away, on the verge of hyperventilating and tries to put on a charming smile as you advance towards him, dragging your spear on the ground. 

Adam: Come on, Y/N, you're like me. We're better than all these fucks! We should be working together! You are my descendent, after all.

Y/N: In all these years, you've proven that you don't give a rat's ass about your descendants.

You swing your spear and sever his hand, causing him to yell in agony.

Y/N: You're an unhinged manchild who's caused pain and suffering for God knows how long because, why? You're bitter that your wife didn't want to be with you because you were a controlling asshole?  I bet you can't even get it up.

You slash his leg and he collapses to his knees before you rip his Halo off his head and throw it.

Y/N: So, sorry, however fuckin' many greats Grandpa. I'm nothing like you, and I'm sure the rest your descendants don't want anything to do with you either!

You rear back and stab the spear through his chest.

Cut to V Tower.

Vox: Ho-ly shit...

Velvette: (heart eyes)

Valentino and Victoria: 

Back at the Hotel.

Lute: NOOOO! (rushes over to Adam) Sir! SIR! Stay with me, sir!

Adam gives her a small smile before he dies.

Lute: ADAM!!!!

She looks up to see the rest of you glaring down at her. 

Charlie: It's over.

Y/N: Take your equally worthless friends and (demonic) GO HOME! (regular) Please.

Lute picks up Adam's halo.

Lute: Retreat! All Exorcists fall back!

They fly back through a portal to Heaven.

Right after, Loona runs up to you, hugging you tightly and licking your face repeatedly. 

Loona: (tears of relief) I I told you to stop scaring me like that...

Y/N: I know. I'm sorry, Loonie, I didn't-

Loona: Shut up and kiss me, you dork.

She leans in and kisses you roughly before pulling away.

Angel Dust: (fighting back tears) Y/N, how did this even happen? We all saw you-

Y/N: It's complicated, but the long and short of is...

Flashback shows Emily and Sera in Heaven when you suddenly float up to the room they're in now with your wings and halo.

Y/N: What happened?! Where am I?! Wait...am I...in Heaven?!

Emily: (squeak with heart eyes)

Sera: (existential crisis)

Emily: Y/N?!

Y/N: Emily?!

Emily hugs you tightly before you fully realize what's happening.

Sera conjures a paper bag and starts hyperventilating into it.

Emily: You made it! You actually-

Y/N: Wait, I don't understand. I was killed by Angelic steel. I thought mortals were just did and didn't get an afterlife if that happened. Has this ever happened before?

Emily: Not that I know of. If you don't mind me asking, how did you-

Y/N: Lute threw an angelic spear at Vaggie and I pushed her out of the way. 

Emily gasps in horror.

Y/N: Emily, I can't be stuck in Heaven! The people I love need me! The extermination is happening right now! How does someone get kicked out of Heaven?

Emily: I- I guess being overly violent or lewd-

You wheel around and punch Sera across the jaw, knocking her to the ground.

Y/N: That's for allowing an annual genocide for Lucifer knows how long, and not giving the people who just made a few bad decisions a fair chance! You hot bitch!

Sera: (confused blush)

You then dip and kiss Emily, smacking her on the ass afterwards.

Emily: (scaroused squeak)

You notice a shimmer and start feeling a slight gravitational.

Y/N: I guess that did it. I'll try to see you again soon, Emily.

Emily: (blushing) Yeah, I'd... I'd like that.

End of flashback.

Lucifer: (trying to break the tension) Oh-ho, my golly. You're a fallen angel! So am I! We have so much in common!

Everyone else deadpans before glomping you.

Cut to a newsflash from Channel 666 news.

Katie Killjoy: Good evening. I'm Katie Killjoy!

Tom Trench: And I'm-

Katie Killjoy: (pushing Tom out of his chair) Nobody gives a shit who you are, Tom. Breaking news - Extermination day is cancelled! Charlie Morningstar managed to fend off the angelic attack with more than just nice words.

Cut to Rosie listening to the news sipping her Tea while Velvette, Victoria, and Valentino watch on their phones.

Katie Killjoy: In an unseen turn of events, our demonic head honcho Lucifer stepped in to save his daughter's ass in the last moment. We're also hearing reports that Adam, leader of the angelic legions, first man and totally fuckable bad boy, has been slain by the former human of hell, now Fallen Angel, Y/N L/N.

Vox:

Cut to Carmilla watching the news on her office with a small smile on her face. Odette and Clara are shown watching the broadcast with lovestruck expressions.

Katie Killjoy: Unfortunately, Mr. L/N refused to give us a comment.

Tom Trench: No, he didn't. He specifically said, and I quote, "fuck off, Killjoy. You- (long censored bleep sound effect)".

Katie Killjoy: O_O. Tom, you can't say that on TV... Anyway, congrats to Charlie and her crew for not being totally fucking useless for once.

The scene cuts to everyone shifting through the rubble of the Hotel. KeeKee picks herself up and Fat Nuggets runs into Angel's arms.

Charlie: Oh...there, there. It's...it's okay.

She looks down and sees the "Happy first week, Sir Pentious" banner from all those months ago.

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Charlie: ♪ He did it for us ♪

♪ The ultimate sacrifice ♪

♪ He gave me his trust, and look how we paid the price ♪

♪ This bloodshed could have been avoided if I convinced Heaven to work together ♪

[Charlie walks through the hotel's ruins to the edge of the precipice, where she has a clear view of the hotel's sign, collapsed on the ground]

Charlie: ♪ I took a hotel, and I destroyed it ♪

♪ I know I could have done better ♪

♪ Better, instead of letting you down ♪

[Lucifer walks over to her and places a hand on her shoulder]

Lucifer: ♪ Come on, little lady, why the frown? ♪

♪ In the last 10,000 years ♪

♪ You're the first one to change this town! ♪

[Lucifer stands in front of Charlie and points encouragingly at her]

Lucifer: ♪ You can do this! Now I know it! ♪

♪ For your story has just begun! ♪

♪ You can't quit now, hell, you owe it! ♪

♪ There's still damage to be undone ♪

♪ You've changed my mind, you've touched their hearts ♪

The rest of you gather around the two of them

Lucifer: ♪ Found the good in souls gone bad ♪

♪ The stage is wrecked, the crowd is gone ♪

♪ But by God, Charlie! ♪

♪ The show, it must go on! ♪

[Everyone else gathers around Charlie, singing encouragingly]

Everyone else: ♪ We can do this, we can build it ♪

♪ Best hotel that you've ever seen! ♪

♪ Twice the bedrooms, we can fill it ♪

Lucifer: ♪ With more sinners than you can dream! ♪

Lucifer and Vaggie, Y/N: ♪ It starts with you, ♪

Lucifer, Vaggie, Y/N and Angel: ♪ You know it's true, ♪

Everyone else joins in: ♪ Fulfill your destiny! ♪

[Charlie, now smiling, stands up]

Charlie: ♪ So long as I've got all of you with me! ♪

[The scene cuts to Niffty running around the hotel's ruins, picking up bricks]

Niffty: ♪ To build a hotel, I think we'll need some brick and lumber! ♪

Lucifer: ♪ Good thing we're in Hell, check out this little magic number! ♪

[Lucifer creates huge, neat piles of bricks. Meanwhile, Angel and IMP begin to build pillars]

Angel Dust: ♪ Start with foundation! ♪

Lucifer: ♪ A remedial creation for me! ♪

[Lucifer, using Keekee in her key form as a gun, creates foundations]

Niffty, Angel and Lucifer and IMP: ♪ It's as easy as can be! ♪

[The scene cuts to Charlie, helping to rebuild the hotel while wiping away tears]

Charlie: ♪ No time for crying, we got a lot of work to do and, ♪

♪ We gotta try and, make the best of what's in ruins! ♪

[Vaggie, Husk, and Verosika's crew help to rebuild it]

Vaggie: ♪ New coat of paint! ♪

Husk and Incubi: ♪ New lights across the marquee ♪

[Charlie uses her angelic power to light up the lightbulbs]

Charlie, Vaggie and Succubi: ♪ With a little sorcery! ♪

[Meanwhile, in V Tower, Vox bursts through the doors of Valentino's penthouse. Valentino and Velvette are already there]

Vox: ♪ After the battle, masterless cattle! ♪

Vox and Valentino: ♪ Overlords hanging by a thread! ♪

[As the Vees look at a board showing a mindmap of their enemies, Vox throws a knife through an old picture of Alastra. Vox is clearly visible in the frame, but has been torn out of the picture, presumably by Vox himself]

Vox and Valentino: ♪ With a bit of bravado, maybe tomorrow ♪

♪ We'll be atop the heap! ♪

[Vox and Valentino dance together while Velvette records them, smiling and Victoria tosses back a drink with a smirk]

Valentino: ♪ While the rest of Hell's pissing! ♪

Vox: ♪ Alastra's missing! ♪

Vox and Valentino: ♪ Fled with her tail between her legs! ♪

♪ Nature abhors a power vacuum ♪

♪ It leaves room for you and me! ♪

[Velvette comes up behind Vox and Val and puts her arms around the 2 of them]

Vox and Valentino: ♪ The future of Hell belongs to the Vees! ♪

[As the four of them laugh together, the scene cuts to Alastra, limping towards the ruins of her radio tower while holding the broken pieces of her microphone]

Alastra: ♪ This place reaks of death ♪

[Alastra enters her radio tower]

♪ There's a chill in the air ♪

♪ And I barely escaped being killed by a hair ♪

♪ "Great Alastra, altruist, died for her friends" ♪

♪ Sorry to disappoint! That is not where this ends! ♪

♪ I'm hungry for freedom, like never before ♪

[Alastra walks through her radio tower, her eyes darting around the room]

♪ The constraints of my deal surely have a back door ♪

♪ Once I figure out how to unclip my wings ♪

♪ Guess who will be pulling all the strings? ♪

[Alastra laughs maniacally as her shadow looms above him. Meanwhile, back at the hotel, the rest of the hotel's residents are finishing off the rebuilding while putting up a painting of Pentious]

Everyone else: ♪ We can do this! ♪ (Charlie: ♪ We can do this ♪)

♪ We'll be better! ♪ (♪ We'll be better ♪)

♪ Though redemption may take a while ♪ (♪ Though it may take a while! ♪)

♪ Wayward sinners, clear their ledger! ♪

[Alastra appears in the middle of the group, now recovered]

Alastor: ♪ And we're doing it with a smile! ♪

[Everyone except for Husk and Lucifer cheer and hug Alastra]

Y/N and Charlie: (spoken) Al!

Lucifer: (spoken) Oh, this chick.

Charlie: ♪ We'll make a difference, wait and see! ♪

Charlie, Vaggie, and Y/N: ♪ We're gonna do this, you and me! ♪

Everyone else: ♪ And then tomorrow it will be a fuckin' happy day in hell!

In Heaven, Sera and Emily and are sitting in the same room as before. Emily is blushing with a smile while Sera holds an ice pack to her jaw with an annoyed expression. Suddenly, Sir Pentious rises up into the room. His colour scheme has been changed to white, gold and blue and he now has a love-hearts motif

Sir Pentious: What? Where-where am I? (sees Sera and Emily) Oh, hello.

Emily squeaks yet again.

The scene cuts to the ocean waves washing the beaches in Heaven. In a beach chair, a lone woman with a large fedora hat sits there, watching the sea. As her hair flows by the winds, Lute comes to her and dumps the deceased Adam's halo on the ground in front of her.]

Lute: Adam is dead. Your deal is done and I'm in charge now. Your brat is threatening the very foundation of Heaven. And if you want to stay here, (leans down and pointing at the sea) you're going down there (points at the woman), and stopping that bitch. You understand me...Lilith?

Lilith: 

End of chapter.