A/N: Thanks to Renowned-Wolf for helping with a few things.

Episode begins with a wide shot of Asmodeous' place, in which we see her bedroom. She is shown in bed with Fizz.

An alarm clock shaped like a rooster with an erected penis goes off, which wakes up Fizz.

She punches the clock and stretches her arms out to the kitchen, passing by Raphielle to make herself some coffee.

But, she burns herself so she takes the whole pot back, passing the same laundry woman from before, making her twirl in place, and sets it on a desk. She stretches out and grabs one of her hats, and stretches. Fizz grabs the coffee and drinks it, before throwing it away and stretching herself above Ozzie.

Fizz: Rise and shine, Ozzie!

Fizz shakes an airhorn and blows it, startling Ozzie, who lays back down.

Fizz: Huehahahahaha!

Ozzie: (groans) Ugh, again with the horn?

She turns in bed, covering her head with her pillow.

Fizz: Don't blame me, blame how fuckin' fun they are!

She blows the horn again.

Fizz: M'kay, SO; Today you have a meeting with the distributor about the new shipment of vvvibrators. Then you gotta host a safety meeting because of what happened with the old shipment of vvvibrators. And then, you have a nooner with Prince Stolas.

As she speaks, Asmodeus gets out of bed and puts on her robe.

Ozzie: (sighs) You scheduled me during lunch?

Fizz: Well, you're pretty good at "squeezing things in".

As she speaks she squeezes the robe in, eyeing Ozzie's butt, before stretching onto her shoulder.

Fizz: But I left time for a big ol' breakfast!

Ozzie: Lemme guess, I'm handling that too?

Fizz: I mean, unless you want me to take a crack at cooking again?

Ozzie: Ahahahahaha— NO. Never again.

Fizz: Whaaat? Maybe I could burn the milk this time!

Ozzie: Stoooop...~

Fizz: OH! You know what I'm craving? Burgers!

Ozzie: No! It's too early for burgers, ya maniac!

Fizz: Burger time! Burger time! Burger time!

The two laugh together.

In the kitchen, while Ozzie hums, making breakfast, Fizz opens up a newspaper. An article reads- "Queen of Ozz—A HYPOCRITE?!" Fizz nervously crumples the paper, stuffs it into a trash bin, then proceeds to throw the entire bin out of a window, which hits someone on the street. Ozzie opens the door to the refrigerator, which lacks milk.

Fizz: Yeah, yeah, I know, I can pick up some more while I'm out today.

Ozzie: About that... You're still going to that contest rehearsal? Without me?

Fizz: Well, y-you have a packed day today, and I know you aren't big on the whole Mammon thing. So...

Ozzie: It's the Greed Ring. One of the cities is literally called "Ransom".

Fizz: Ah! You worry too much. You know I ain't afraid of ropes. 'Sides, I'm slippery~.

Ozzie: I mean, only after I...

Fizz: (mouth full) What?

Ozzie: What?

Fizz: Come on, Oz! I can be on my own one day!

Ozzie: But you haven't been to the Greed Ring alone since becoming Mam's big brand figure.

Fizz: Yeah, I guess, but it's not like I'm gonna stick around!

Ozzie: I can get you an escort. I'll call Y/N, and-

Fizz: Augh! I can handle it! C'mon, Big Mommy. PWEEEEASE?

Fizz pulls puppy eyes on Ozzie.

Ozzie: (snorts and laughs) Well, you know I can't say no to a face that cute.

Fizz: Mhm! That's why I use it.

Ozzie: Just try to stay out of trouble, Fizzy-frog. (pulls her tail)

Fizz: Ahh, stop it!

Ozzie: Noooo~!

Ozzie picks Fizz up in a tight squeeze, laughing. A small succubus walks into the room holding a stack of boxes.

Secretary: Ozz, I have the new shipment of—

She stops as she sees the two. Ozzie and Fizz stare at the worker wide-eyed.

Fizz: Ya mind? Trying to have an unemotional bang sesh here!

Ozzie: Yeah! Cuz we're so NOT in love!

Fizz: Yeah! Love. Is. STUPID!

The succubus sets the boxes down and walks out of the room, staring oddly at the two before closing the door.

Fizz: Whew! That was close, huh?

Ozzie: (sighs) Just come right back when it's over, and keep your phone on ya, okay?

Fizz: Got it riiight here! (stretches and grabs her phone) Be riiight back after! Don't worry, Ozz! I'll be super low-key. Nobody will notice me.

Fizz sips her cup of coffee, while Ozzie facepalms in doubt.

We immediately transition to the Greed Ring, where Fizz runs over a cup in a glamorous limo. She steps out onto purple carpet, while speakers and confetti blasters shaped like dildos pop out of the car. The confetti sprays over everyone, while one demon brushes it off, and another demon chokes to death on one of them. Fizz walks off and her hell dogs, called Quieves, come out the car and start to feast on the corpse. Fizz claps and whistles to get the quieves' attention to get going. They arrive and spiral around Fizz, spinning her as she laughs. Roller skates come out of her shoes as she blasts off.

Fizz: Whoa! Girls, girls!

Fizz laughs and rolls around the block with her quieves, skating at top speed, knocking over demons and hitting a trash can. Her visor's built-in wipers clean all the garbage off them.

Fizz: Man, it's great not being in the spotlight for once!

While she is skating, Blitzo is currently getting kicked out of a coffee shop by a Hellhound.

Blitzo: Look lady, it's not MY fault if you only know how to make coffee that tastes like piss!

Fizz becomes shocked, and hits the brakes on her skates, while Blitzo stammers in fear.

Blitzo: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA! (covers his face)

Fizz: Oh, wow. Lookee who it is.

Blitzo: Oh, fuck... You again...

Fizz: Stalkin' me now, huh?

Blitzo: Oh, don't fuckin' flatter yourself, clown. I have my own life, y'know, without YOU in it.

Fizz: Uh huh, sure! Blitz-O.

Blitzo: The "O" is silent now, bitch! And gee whiz, we've been in each other's relative vicinity TWICE, in the last FIFTEEN YEARS! That would make me, THE SHITTIEST STALKER IN HISTORY!

Fizz pets her quieves.

Fizz: Twice... IS ALREADY WAY TOO MUCH.

Fizz shoves Blitzo out of the way and walks off. Blitzo dusts himself off and glares at Fizz.

Blitzo: Yeah, well at least I'm still actually working for my shit. And not getting everything handed to me like some pampered attention whore!

Blitzo has struck a nerve in Fizzarolli as he growls in anger. He calms down when his albino queef rubs against him and hands him a bone. Fizzarolli moves the bone to show the leash, with gold lettering saying "From Ozzie with 💛".

Fizz: Yeah, well... Guess that's what resilience and talent gets ya. (chuckles) Plus, my horns were always bigger than yours. Weren't they?

It grows silent for a bit, while Blitzo stands in anger. Before Fizz walks away, Blitzo charges at her and they start to get into a street fight. The screen shifts upward to find a skyscraper-like building where Strika and Crimson unknowingly reside.

Crimson: So, you say you're good? 'Cuz we really need a big score right now.

Strika: The best. Had a Royal on the ropes just last month.

Alessio pours Crimson a glass of wine, while he follows up Strika's response.

Crimson: Sure, but not dead?

Strika: It was...called off. But I have a body count in the hundreds! I ain't afraid to go after anyone. Women, kids-

Strika's speech is interrupted by one of Fizz's quieves getting launched into the window outside.

Strika: And cute little-faced puppy-lookin' things. Don't matter!

Strika then catches onto the fact that some drama is going on outside. She walks over to the window to see the problem while listening to Crimson's judging.

Crimson: Hmm... I'll tell ya what. If you can deliver something of value... I'll consider it.

Strika: (smirking) One moment...

Strika opens the window and pulls out her lasso. She ropes Fizzarolli and Blitzo into the room and slams them against the wall, laughing sinisterly.

Crimson: Hired! (laughs)

Strika: Funny to run into ya again, "Blitzy!"

Strika pulls out her knife and slides toward Fizz, pointing it under her chin.

Strika: And with a famous friend...

Blitzo: Oh, fuck me.

Fizz: For the record, we are not friends.

Cut to one of Ozzie's factories, where a variety of sex toys are being made.

Ozzie: (looking over designs) Larger. You can never be too large.

She laughs as she thinks about you being inside her.

Ozzie: (laughs) You can never be too large.

A hazmat suited succubus flies and shows Ozzie a design.

Ozzie: Hm... smaller, smaller. Get this spot right there, and that's good! I like... ooh, I like that, that's good, mhm!

Ozzie puts the new vibrator in a chamber and stands with several Succubi wearing lab coats and goggles. She turns and gives one by a lever a thumbs up, signaling her to activate the vibrator.

She does so and it promptly explodes, destroying the chamber and everyone's lab coats and goggles.

Cut to Ozzie at her desk. She groans in frustration and puts her head in her hands over her failed project.

Ozzie looks at a portrait of her and Fizz and a selfie the three of you took together. Lightning suddenly flashes, startling her, before her watch beeps, signaling her meeting with Stolas.

Cut to you and Stolas in the lobby.

Stolas: Thank you for coming to this meeting with me, Y/N. 

Y/N: It's no problem, Stolas. Ozzie's sweet on me, and it's the least I could do after you gave me this amulet.

The two of you approach the desk of Ozzie's secretary.

Secretary: Can I help the two of you?

Y/N: Prince Stolas here with his meeting for Ozzie, plus one.

Secretary: (typing) And your name, sir?

Y/N: Y/N.

Secretary: (eyes light up) So, you're the boss' new boy toy.

Y/N: (blushing) Uhhh...

Secretary: Ozzie wouldn't stop talking about you for days.

She removes her glasses and nibbles on the end while drawing attention to her cleavage.

Secretary: Care to show me what got the embodiment of lust all hot and bothered?

Y/N: (nervous) M-maybe some other time.

Secretary: That's fine.

She slips her number into your pocket.

Secretary: Don't keep me waiting too long.

She gives you a kiss on the cheek and walks off while giving you a firm smack on the ass.

Y/N: (dog yip)

Stolas: O_o.

Y/N: Don't judge me.

Stolas: I most certainly am.

Y/N: Says the guy who lets Blitzo use bear traps on him.

Stolas: ...Fair enough.

Raphielle leans in towards you.

Raphielle: Anything I can get you, cutie?

He/They gives you a flirty look.

A/N: For those unaware, Raphielle is a crew member's Succusona and uses He/They pronouns.

Y/N: Sorry, I don't swing that way, dude.

Raphielle: (disappointed) Oh, sorry.

Y/N: If it means anything you've got an ass that women would kill for.

He chuckles before walking off.

Ozzie opens the door.

Ozzie: Stolas! Hey there, birdie babe. Haven't see you since you trashed my club. Y/N! (bedroom eyes) I wasn't able to walk right for a few days after Valentine's Day. What brings the two of you by?

Y/N: It has something to do with my boss.

Stolas: You see, I, um... seem to have found myself with... feelings for him. And I'm not sure if it's a mutual thing.

Y/N: (stage-whispering) Pretty sure it isn't.

Ozzie grows unamused, thinking Stolas is about propose something immoral.

Ozzie: Well, I can tell ya, if you're looking for a love potion, you came to the wrong fucking gal. I don't fuck with that artificial bullshit! It's more the domain of that squeaky piece of shit Valentino and that sexy bitch Velvette. Lust shouldn't be about force... It's an ART! To be earned, and enjoyed. It's all about that journey to Pleasure Town...Y/N knows what I mean.

Y/N: (a little awkward) Uh...yeah. Sure do.

Stolas: Oh! No! Never, never that! I just, you see...

While Stolas is speaking, Ozzie decides to devour her whole bowl of various sex-shaped candy.

Stolas: This imp has a business he runs. He needs to access the mortal realm to carry out his work. I know your demons are some of the only ones who can traverse freely and legally. I was wondering if you could assist me in... finding a way he could too?

Ozzie: Oh! Hmmm, Stolas... My heart bleeds for you, but my partner— Uh... *Business* partner, Fizzarolli, HATES your imp guy. Blitz-O, right? Yeah... (clenches her fist) HAAATES.

Stolas: She does? But why?

Ozzie: Not my story to tell, but trust me. I would help if I could, but I can't. Sorry...

Y/N: Isn't there something I could do to help out? Need some scumbag taken out?

Ozzie: Sorry, cutie, but my decision is final.

Her phone buzzes with a notification from Fizz. 

She smiles and opens the notification, causing the phone to fly across the room in a grand display and project a widescreen version of the message.

Crimson: Hello, Asmodeous.

Ozzie and Stolas look confused while you glare at him.

Y/N: (practically snarling) Crimson.

Crimson: You don't know me, but you don't need to. All you need to know is I have your little jester here with me.

The video shows Strika bringing Fizz into frame, who is tied up and gagged with duct tape. Ozzie tries to grab the hologram out of rage.

Crimson: If you want her back alive, you will give me exactly what I want.

Ozzie: Do you have any idea who you are FUCKING WITH?!

Stolas: I... think it's a recording.

Crimson: You probably just asked if I know who I'm dealing with. And, oh yes, I know. The weakest and most non-threatening of the Sins. The queen who will do whatever it takes to save the worst-kept secret in all of Hell.

Ozzie turns her head away from the video while glaring. You give her a concerned look.

 Crimson: We both know you won't risk anything happening to the clown. So be a good little bitch, and do the thing. My lawyers will be over shortly with the contract of demands. You have until the witching hour to sign it. Hueheheheheheheh! Now, cut. I SAID CUT IT, YA FUCKIN' MORON!

Strika: 

The recording ends. The room shakes as Ozzie roars in rage.

Ozzie: That son of a bitch! I'm gonna find that smug bastard, burn him where he stands, and then-

Y/N: Babe, you should let me handle this.

Ozzie: What are you talking about?

Y/N: I've fought Crimson before, and I know how to handle that wanna-be tough guy. And if you go after Fizz, you'll just be proving his point. There's no telling what he'd do if that's the case.

Ozzie: (sighs) ...Fine. You have a point. Just...be careful.

She leans down and kisses you gently yet passionately.

You head out of Ozzie's office and walk through the Lust Ring, rain pelting you.

Y/N: (muttering to yourself) If I want to find Crimson, I should fine some Loan Sharks. Chances are at least one of them works for that scumbag.

You overhear a commotion and see one of the Loan Sharks trying to proposition a Succubus.

Loan Shark: C'mon, sexy. This'll be some of the easiest money you'll ever make.

Succubus: Get away from me, you creep. Just because I'm a sex demon doesn't make me a fucking prostitute!

She slaps him and he stumbles. He snarls and bares his teeth at her before he sees you approaching with a glare.

Y/N: Leave her alone.

Loan Shark: (scoffs) Walk away, punk. This doesn't concern you.

Y/N:  That's where you're wrong. First off, (shoves him) I can't stand people like you who don't take a fucking hint. Second, how do I find Crimson?

Loan Shark: (shifty eyes) Uh...Who?

Y/N: Imp crime boss from the Greed Ring. Dresses in a pinstripe suit and a hat. Gold tooth. Wears guyliner. (glaring) Ring any bells?

Loan Shark: (sweating) Well, uh, you see-

He throws a punch that you duck under, before you knee him in the gut, following with a punch to the face that knocks him to the ground. 

The loan shark scrambles to his feet and takes off running, with you in hot pursuit.

You chase him down an alley before summoning tentacles that slam him against the wall as you advance on him.

Y/N: How do I find Crimson?!

Loan Shark: I don't know, man! I only started working for the guy last week! I don't know where he holds up!

Y/N: Wrong answer!

You punch him in the gut.

Y/N: Now let's try this (strangling him) again! How do I find Crimson?!

Loan Shark: (choking) Some of his guys should be in Pride! He co-owns a Nightclub with some Overlord!

Y/N: (slamming him against the wall again) There are a lot of Overlords! You're gonna need to more specific.

Loan Shark: (choking) V-V- Valen...tino...

Y/N: (slamming him against the wall again) What's it called?!

Loan Shark: Club 666! Most generic name ever in Hell! You can't miss it. (losing consciousness) Please...! That's all...I...know...!

You stop strangling him and toss him to the ground. The Loan Shark coughs violently before looking up, seeing your fist flying towards his face.

Cut to Crimson in a warehouse with a cigar in his mouth as Alessio lights it for him. A couple of goons toss Fizz into a cage with Blitzo before it ascends. Fizz stammers in fear while Blitzo looks annoyed.

Blitzo: Oh, chill out, jester. Christ on a stick, it's like you've never been tied up before!

Fizz:  Sure, but not by a bunch of psychos! (grunts, falls down) And a piece of shit!

Blitzo: Am I...? Okay, am I the psycho or the piece of shit?

Fizz: Both!

Blitzo: Yeah, that checks.

Fizz: How is this happening?! I was just supposed to grab some gas station milk and rehearse some juggling...!

Blitzo: Oh, relax, I'm sure your big royal chicken ain't gonna let anything happen to her peppy lil' fuckdoll.

Fizz gets frustrated, and sits up straight to scoot in front of Blitzo.

Fizz: Ohh, playin' that card, huh? Ok... What about you? Seems your tastes have gotten more... "regal", lately. Heheh...

Blitzo: Yeah, well unlike you, I fuck who I want, when I want. I'm not gonna be tied down to some big blue-blood asshole.

Fizz: You could've fooled me the way Princey was cozying up to you at Ozzie's.

Blitzo: Hey! Stolas only cares about having a rugged peasant raw-dog him into his mattress, it's nothing... y'know...it's nothing else.

Fizz: Then why were you even there? Some other reason besides stalking your employees like a freak? (Blitzo glares) Whatever, I don't actually care.

Blitzo: I mean Stolas is just a loud, thirsty bitch who loves feelin' the thrill of getting dicked by the lower class. It's a novelty to him.

Fizz: ...Literally just said I don't care.

Blitzo: And then, he'll call me to see how my day was! And he'll pretend to care about me, and comment on my photos, and LAUGH AT MY JOKES—

Fizz: (sarcastic) Oh! Well that's "definitely" your clue right there that it's all bullshit.

Blitzo: I KNOW, RIGHT?

Fizz rolls her eyes.

Blitzo: He's just a fake, privileged asshole!

Fizz: Sounds like you just hate him for bein' a prince. Because no one, and I mean no one pretends to care that much just for a cheap lay.

Blitzo: Point is, royal demons don't give a shit about people like us. They're all the fuckin' same.

Fizz: That's not...! A-always true... But, I guess you're right. They can't all be the same if some have taste, and some wanna fuck you.

Blitzo: Can we talk about something other than my sex life? Satan's taint, does fucking that Lust girl make this what you're all about now?!

Fizz: YOU brought it up, asshole!

Strika bangs on their cage.

Strika: WOULD YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY?! Bicker like a couple of teen skanks...

Strika steps down onto some boxes, then leans towards their cage.

Strika: As far as I'm concerned, you two are BOTH embarrassments to our kind for meddlin' with blue-bloods to begin with. (sighs) But at least loud-mouth here has the sense to only fuck his rich bitch, instead of bein' a little purse dog.

Blitzo: Oh, great. Y/N's nutcase stalker is on my side. Wonderful.

Fizz: I mean, does he even like her? I didn't think Yandere was his type-

She's cut off as Strika grabs her by the throat.

Strika: You have no idea what you're talking about, Clown! You don't know that hot dork the way I do...(yandere laugh with heart eyes)

Crimson: Hey! Hick with bad taste in men! I said watch 'em, not fuck' em. Keep ya hands off the merchandise!

Strika glares at Fizz before jumping off the cage.

Fizz: Eaugh! Ever heard of mouthwash?! DUMB CUUUUUUNT!

Cut back to Ozzie and Stolas, the former looking frustrated and tired while Crimson's lawyer sits across from them with a contract.

Ozzie: (groans) Ugh, Can I just sign it already? Like, can we move this along?

Crimson's lawyer shrugs, and gives her a pen. Stolas suspects that the lawyer being fine with this could mean something's off.

Stolas: Madame, you need to know the contents of this contract, you can't just sign it. A deal made with a Sin like yourself would be everlastingly binding... Perhaps I can look it over, I'm a fast reader. (mumbles through contract) Oh! Hmmm... This is a contract giving Crimson all of Ozzie's factory assets. And, giving him permission to use Fizzarolli's head for a wall decoration.

Ozzie grows enraged and rips the contract out of Stolas' hands.

Ozzie: WAIT, WHAT?!

Lawyer: Juuuust making sure you're paying attention! (nervous laugh) Here's the real contract.

Crimson's lawyer retrieves a stack of papers and shoves them forward on the desk.

Stolas: (claps) Oohoohoohoo! This will be fun! I love words!

Ozzie seethes and burns the fake contract.

Cut to you in the Pride Ring approaching Club 666. You're stopped by two bouncers.

Bouncer 1: Where do you think you're going, punk?

Bouncer 2: Wait a minute...I recognize this guy! This is the guy that tried to kill Valentino a while back!

Y/N: (making the Jedi mind trick gesture) It doesn't matter that I tried to kill your boss.

Bouncer 1: (mimicking you) Yes, it does.

Y/N: (a little disappointed) Aw, man. I thought I mastered that new spell. On to Plan B, I guess.

You punch Bouncer 1 in the face before kicking Bouncer 2 in the chest, knocking him on his back.

Bouncer 1 throws a punch you before you grab his arm and flip him over your shoulder.

Bouncer 2 tries to hit you before you punch him in the throat and use him as shield. 

Bouncer 1 accidentally punches him. You toss him to the ground before kneeing Bouncer 1 in the gut, following with an uppercut, knocking him out.

You kick Bouncer 2 in the face as he tries to stand, knocking him out as well, before entering.

You make your way through the club when someone gets your attention.

???: Knew you couldn't resist me.

You turn and see Venus, who immediately hugs your face to her sweater puppies with her tail wagging.

Venus: So happy you're alright!

She gives you a passionate kiss.

Venus: You finally done with business and came for that pleasure I mentioned?

Y/N: I wish that were the case, but-

You're cut off as a succubus and cat demon approach and stand on either side of you.

Dia: So this is the cutie who tried to snuff out Val. I'm Dia.

She places a hand on your shoulder and runs the other down your chest.

Summer: You're right, Venus, he is submissive and breedable. I'm Summer.

She rubs up against you while purring and pawing at you.

Dia: How about we head to one of the private rooms for a little fun? I bet we could really make you bark and whimper.

Y/N: (flustered) On any other day I would gladly take you up on that offer, but unfortunately I'm here on business. I need to speak to some of Crimson's goons about their boss.

Venus: They should be in the VIP lounge.

You head over and are blocked by another bouncer.

Bouncer 3: Hold it. Where do you think you're going?

Y/N: (gruff voice) The bosses sent me over. I need to talk to some of Crimson's men about that kidnapping operation and confirm some things. (exaggerated wink)

Bouncer 3: Nice try. No one gets into the VIP lounge without a bitch.

Overhearing this, Summer and Dia loop their arms through yours and Venus hugs you from behind.

Venus: This good enough? Let him in, asshole.

Bouncer 3 rolls his eyes and waves you in.

Y/N: Look, I really appreciate you getting me in here, but I don't want the three of you getting hurt. Crimson's men can be dangerous, they're hardened gangsters. 

Venus: Don't worry about us, we know to run if things get too dangerous.

You walk through the lounge and come across a table of four Loan Sharks, sitting across from them before any of them can say anything.

Y/N: I'm not gonna waste time, so I'll cut to the chase; where's Crimson?

Loan Shark: Yeah, we're not talking. Beat it, punk.

Loan Shark 2: Everyone knows you can't do shit without that amulet anyway. We take your little toy away, and you're just another pathetic little bitch.

You glare at them before handing your amulet to Venus and standing up. You give them a "come at me" look.

The Loan Sharks look at each other and laugh. 

Loan Shark 1: This is gonna be fun.

He lounges at you before you grab him by the arm and toss him onto a table.

You block a punch from Loan Shark 2 before punching him hard enough for him to topple over the booth. 

Loan Sharks 3 and 4 grab you and pin you against a table. You wrench an arm free before grabbing a shot glass and smash it over Loan Shark 4's head. You then jam a shard into Loan Shark 3's gills. He gargles blood and collapses to the ground. 

You kick Loan Shark 4 in the nose before Loan Shark 1 punches you in the gut, followed by a punch to the face.

You spit blood before tackling him through a glass table top. 

Loan Shark 2 puts you in a headlock before you elbow him in the gut, pick up another glass shard, and stab him in both legs with it.

Loan Shark 4 pulls out a knife and swings it at you before you break his arm, knock him on his back, and break his leg as well.

You approach Loan Shark 1, who is moaning weakly, as Venus, Summer, and Dia look scaroused.

You grab Loan Shark 1 by the collar as he stands and punch him in the nose.

Y/N: I'm going to ask politely one last time before I really lose my cool. Where. Is. Crimson?

Loan Shark 1: (weakly) Warehouse in the Greed Ring. Junkyard.

Trembling, he hands you a card with an address on it.

Y/N: Thank you.

You grab him by the back of his head and slam him against the booth, knocking him out.

Venus puts the amulet back around your neck, leaning down to gently lick your face as she does so.

Venus: You're gonna be safe out there, right? 

Y/N: Safe as I can be.

Venus: (tail wagging) You better be.

Cut back to Blitzo and Fizz. She struggles against her bindings while Blitzo watches with an unamused expression.

Blitzo: Ya know? You're really bad at this.

Fizz: Hmmm, ya know? Last time I checked, I was a FUCKING JESTER, NOT an escape arti—

Fizz's struggling gets her zapped due to rubbing her arms together in her wrap. She shoots up, her head slams the cage, leaving an indent, and she falls back down.

Fizz: (sniffles) I just wanna go home...

Blitzo: Hmm... You want me to get you out?

Fizz: (whimpering) Y-y-yes...

Blitzo smiles as he stands up, raising his foot to extract a knife from under his shoe.

Fizz: You had a knife this whole time?!

Blitzo cuts the tape off himself, then grabs Fizz by the shoulder, startling her, with the knife pointed in her direction. And while it looks like he's about to stab her, Blitzo actually cuts the tape off of her as well, freeing her arms. He throws her the knife.

Blitzo: Now stop bitching while I work this.

From below, Blitzo observes his surroundings; an imp on a forklift, imps playing on a pool table, a muscular imp stacking a card tower, and a few more demons lounging -- from there, he spots the remote that should control the cage.

Blitzo: Ahhh, bingo!

Fizz: So what now, genius?

Blitzo: (points down) See that remote?

Fizz: (looking at it) I mean, I could stretch down there...

Blitzo: No, no... I have a better idea.

Blitzo shakes the cage, causing some boxes to fall. This would create a domino effect, as the boxes collapse nearby a few demons, throwing his beer mug in the air. As the muscular imp finishes his card tower, the rest of the demons cheer, but the moment is quickly ruined as the beer mug knocks it all down; causing the muscular imp, in a fit of rage, to pull out a gun and shoot nearly everywhere and everyone.

Mafia Imp: Keep it down! I'm shooting 8-ball over here!

Forklift Imp: What's going on--

As the gunfire continues, the imp on the forklift gets shot, causing the truck to spin out of control, knocking everything in its way.

Mafia Imp: SHUT THE FUCK UP--

He notices the forklift approaching him.

Mafia Imp: Oh, fuck me...

The forklift knocks him in the air in slow motion with a few pool balls in motion, while Fizzarolli and Blitzo are observing the whole situation, with the latter enjoying popcorn. Amidst the explosion, the white cue ball lands on the scaffolding rolls closer to the far end of the warehouse. Blitzo shifts Fizz's head to see where this goes, with the cue ball making a stop, right above the remote.

The ball the hits the remote and the cage crashes to the ground, freeing them.

Fizz: ...Show off.

Crimson rounds the corner with Strika and more goons, holding a drink and having cucumbers over his eyes. He takes in the dead goons and his prisoners being freed.

Crimson: The FUCK?! GET THE- 

Before he can finish, you crash through the skylight kick two of the goons in the face.

Blitzo: Y/N?!

Fizz and Strika: (heart eyes) Y/N?!

Crimson: Not you again!

You deck Alessio before lifting Crimson up and slamming him on the floor before the three of you take off running. 

Y/N: So either of you wanna tell me how you got captured by two of our most dangerous enemies?

You headshot a mobster.

Blitzo: Believe it or not, I was just minding my own business!

Y/N: I find that very hard to believe! 

You take out another mobster as another grabs Fizz before another charges at her.

She throws a juggling pin, but he easily knocks it aside.

Fizz: This usually works! (throws banana peel) God damn it! 

She slides out of the mobster's grasp as the other charges, causing them to crash into each other.

Fizz stumbles and bumps into Fizz, while you're fighting an unhinged Strika.

Blitzo: What the fuck, Fizz?! How is someone this flexible, this useless in combat?!

Y/N: Well, to be fair, she's not really a fighter!

You dodge and punch Strika in the face.

Fizz: Exactly! I'm a performer! I sing, I dance, I promote products I don't actually use...I don't do danger!

Strika attempts to strangle you before you headbutt her and knock her aside.

Y/N: Can we save this for when we're fighting for our lives against psychopaths?!

You drag them over to a ladder on a shelf and you start climbing. Crimson tries to grab you before you jump out of his way, break his hand, and punch him, knocking him off the ladder.

As you reach the top, you kick the ladder and knock it off the shelf, bringing a couple more goons with it.

Blitzo: Smart move. Way better than this wimpy circus puss.

Fizz: I'd give you a comeback, but that'd imply I give a shit what you think.

 Y/N: Fizz, move!

You pull her out of the way as a gangster opens fire before you summon a tentacle to snap his neck. 

Blitzo: You always cared what I thought!

Y/N: Again I ask; Can we save this for when we're fighting for our lives against psychopaths?!

Blitzo and Fizz: No!

Fizz: (chuckles) You really think I care after what you did to me?

Blitzo: I didn't do anything! It was an accident!

Fizz: AN ACCIDENT?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

Cut to a flashback showing a younger Fizz on a circus ball, while balancing spinning plates on sticks.

Fizz: (off-screen) You always had it out for me, because people liked me better!

A younger Blitzo looks from the side of the tent with a jealous mood. Cut to a similar scene, but with the two as teenagers, where Cash Buckzo hands teen Fizz a birthday card, with the front reading, "Wish you were my kid".

Fizz: You wanted me gone, because you were jealous! Just wanting the spotlight!

Teen Fizz looks over to Blizo with a smile as she waves to him, but teen Blitzo looked at her with envy and hatred as he turns his back on her with the curtains flapping at his wake and green fire was caught on fire.

Fizz: (still offscreen*)I looked up to you, I thought you were my best friend...

The fire spreading quickly with the other circus performers including Cash Buckzo screaming and dashing for the nearest exits while young Fizz was knocked to the ground and quickly scrambled away to escape from the advancing fire.

Fizz: YOU RUINED MY LIFE!

Scene cuts to a brief moment of a box full of fireworks mislabeled "FIYAWOIKS" and teen Fizz opening to flap in hopes of a way to escape from the burning arson but was met with the fireworks and without any time to react, the fireworks exploded before Fizz's eyes and the whole circus burst into flames with her clown nose flying towards the screen.

Fizz: And then you just left me....

Once Fizz's clown nose heads to the camera and transitions to show a mangled and nearly lifeless Fizz dragging her blooded body desperately towards to teen Blitzo who was standing in front of her with his left hand covering one part of his hand after the explosion.

Fizz: I lost so much because of you,

Next the two shots capture Fizz's broken horns disintegrating and chipping off with the camera turning to focus on staring at Fizz's eye watering with pain and desperation that had the silhouette of teen Blitzo in the middle of her pupil as he turned his back on Fizz.

Fizz: And you selfish piece of shit...

And young Fizz stretched her hand out desperately for help from her brother-in-arms while her whole arm was still caught on fire and badly burning bleeding and showing her bones.

Fizz: YOU DIDN'T EVEN CARE!

Showing the next scene of seeing through Fizz's eyes as he watches Blitzo run the opposite direction away from Fizz towards another blazing tent while Fizz slowly closed her eyes.

Blitzo: I DID CARE!

Now cutting to the present day with Blitzo turning around to face Fizz with tears in his eyes, Fizz appeared mildly taken aback at Blitzo's revelation.

Blitzo: It WAS an accident! IT WAS!

One of Crimson's henchmen climbs up from a nearby aisle with his gun pointed at the two Imps direction, Fizz reacts quickly and grabs Blitzo as her robotic limbs extended to avoid the numerous bullets the henchman was shooting at them then Fizzarolli swings herself and Blitzo under one of the shelves just as another henchman crawled up next to his comrade.

Blitzo: Ok, you're right, it was all my fault, ok?

The two taking a breath while taking cover behind some boxes.

Blitzo: I... I should've done more to help, I was... I was trying...

You kill the two goons.

Fizz slowly grows less agitated as he listens on to Blitzo's explanations

Blitzo: There was so much going on... I was trying to get help, Fizz, I just...

He looks down with a sorrowful sigh.

Blitzo: It was still my fault...

Fizz still gives him a look of disapproval.

Fizz: Glad you could admit it. Want a medal?

Blitzo: Look, I'm sorry, Fizz....

A brief flashback jumping back to the past but only this time in Blitzo's perspective as he turned away from his sister-in-arms and gazed down at a letter with a rose in his hand which was meant for Fizz, marching off with angry tears as Blitzo shoved an imp aside with a birthday cake which caused him to drop the cake and set aflame to the circus tents.

Blitzo: I am so sorry you got hurt....

Teen Blitzo threw the letter to the ground aggressively while the imp that was holding the birthday cake was attempting to put out the catching flames as the camera shifts to the right to set on a trio of purple, green and pink demon horses chilling on the other side, not until the green one shrieks and caused the other spooked horses to flee.

Blitzo: I'm sorry for what you lost, and I... I know I can never make it right...

The scene soon settles on a chaotic mayhem with imps running and screaming for safety as Blitzo looks around in a state of shock in front of the SAME tent that Fizz was in when the fireworks exploded. The impact causes him several burning scars, covering his left eye.

Blitzo: But you have no idea what I lost in that fire...

When directing his fellow circus performers and then turning over to one specific tent that was engulfed entirely in green flames, he shows pure fear and concern on his face as his past self rushes over to the tent and the scene cuts to a photo of him and Barbie Wire hugging their mother as the fire burns up the photo, all but stating that Tilla died in the fire, and now shows the present day.

Blitzo: I mean it's... it's all my fault, I'd hate me too... (shedding a tear)

Fizz looks up at Blitzo with a sorrowful expression, but Blitzo quickly wipes away the tear before Fizz could even acknowledge it.

Blitzo: I mean I do hate-- SHIIIIIIIIIIT!

A goon appeared out of nowhere and held Blitzo in a headlock with a smug grin but it was short-lived (literally) as Blitzo pulled the gun under his captor's chin and blew up his head up off screen, with Fizz witnessing it happen and the two imps put their heads back into the game as the duo scampered through the shelf hurriedly.

Fizz: So, why didn't you try to tell me any of this? Or come see me?! Even once would've been fine!

Blitzo: I tried... You were all I had left, Fizz. But they told me you didn't want to see me.

Fizz: I never told them that!

Blitzo: Bullshit... You didn't?

Fizz: No! And no one told me you came!

Eventually, they both share a look of realization.

Both: Oooohhh....

A/N: I know the new trailer showed Cash blocking Blitzo from seeing Fizz, so he's definitely responsible, but the fact that Blitzo and Fizz are saying "them" and "they" makes me think more than one person was involved in keeping them separated. I'm still holing onto my theory that Barbie Wire was partially responsible. 

A goon climbs up the ladder and attempts to attack Blitzo and Fizz only for Blitzo to shoot him in the face.

Blitzo: (panicked) WAAAOOOHHH, CHRIST ON A STICK!

Two other demons walk up to the dead demon on the floor below them.

Fizzarolli: TRYING TO HAVE A FUCKIN' EMOTIONAL MOMENT, HERE!

Cut back to Stolas and Asmodeus still talking with Crimson's lawyer about the contract. Asmodeus looks at her watch as time flies by, not looking very happy. Stolas is pacing around the room holding the contract and lecturing.

Stolas: Okay, so! I believe this draft allows for some factory ownership, specifically located in the Greed Ring... With allocated funds going to your client for the foreseeable future... While ensuring the safe return of one "Fizzarolli".

Stolas slams the contract on the table and glares, sliding it towards the lawyer.

Greed Lawyer: Yeah sure, sounds good... Now lemme just re-read thissssssuh.

The lawyer reads the contract and drinks out of his coffee mug which says "Live Laugh Law". At this point, Asmodeus is getting impatient.

Ozzie: HURRY UP!

Greed Lawyer: (smugly) Yelling won't make me read faster.

Ozzie starts turning red as her anger and flames grow hotter. Stolas, whose cape gets burned by the flames, shrieks like an Owl and quickly stomps them out.

Cut to you fighting Strika.

Strika: C'mon, Y/N. Why do you keep denying the obvious attraction?!

Y/N: Because you're completely insane! Don't think I didn't notice that weird stature during our last fight.

Strika: We belong together!

Y/N: I'm already dating several women, who aren't insane, I might add!

You conjure tentacles which grab and squeeze her before tossing her away. Blitzo and Fizz jump down next to you.

Fizz: Look! Misunderstanding or no, it's hard to just forgive you. It's been 15 years, and...that's so much time. But, I guess you didn't really ruin my life.

Blitzo: You're telling me getting blown up didn't ruin your life?

Fizz: It was painful, and challenging, and you know, FUCK YOU STILL, but...it's not like I'm broken, and now I have someone who understands me. My life has actually been pretty great.

Blitzo: Yeah, that's lovely. You got a good thing going with that horny rooster fucker, don't ya?

Y/N: Well, she isn't the Queen of Lust for nothing.

The three of you then find yourselves cornered by Strika, Crimson, and their goons.

Crimson: If ya wanna prove yourself, cowgirl, here's your chance!

Strika: You been a pain in my ass long enough, Blitzo. Now I'm gonna break you like a horse!

Blitzo: Ohhhh, don't you dare talk sexy to me.

Fizz: You're still on the horse thing?!

Y/N: He's been like that since you were kids?! (to Blitzo) Just admit you're a Brony already!

Blitzo: Fizz! Remember how you used to distract my dad so I could steal his booze?

Fizz: I mean, yeah? Why?

Blitzo: Y/N and I to get up to that window there to bust us out.

Fizz: Ha. One distraction coming up.

https://youtu.be/ZXxS4J1aYrE

Fizz slingshots herself, you, and Blitzo out of the warehouse as it collapses on Strika, Crimson, and his henchmen.

The three of you run through the junkyard laughing together.

Fizz: Gotta say; you guys are actually pretty good at this action hero stuff.

She coils herself around you while giving you bedroom eyes. 

Y/N: (flustered) And you really know how to put on a show.

Fizz: (bedroom eyes) I can give you one in private later.

The three of you come across an abandoned car.

Y/N: Ladies first.

Fizz: Oh, such a gentleman.

She teasingly kisses your cheek before she's grabbed by a lasso and pulled back. 

You and Blitzo turn and assume fighting positions, seeing a manic and disheveled Strika holding Fizz.

Y/N: Let her go, Strika! Now!

Strika: You think I'm just gonna let you get away after all this? I'm through losing these fights! And this little bitch reeks of her over-bloated mistress! Plus, it's one more obstacle out of the way until we're finally together, Y/N!

Fizz: Ok...is it weird I'm getting wet from this?

Strika: Shut the fuck up! Why is always a sex thing?!

In her unhinged anger, she shoots Fizz in the arm before you.

Y/N: Fizz, run!

She does so as Strika aims her gun again. You punch her as she shoots, causing a stray shot to puncture a gas tank.

You jump out of the way as it explodes and sets Strika on fire. 

She rolls around on the ground to extinguish the flame before slinking off in a panic.

Y/N: Fizz, are you ok?

Fizz: I'm fine, Ozzie can patch me up. I've been through way worse.

She tries to laugh it off, but you hear the pain in her voice. You throw her uninjured arm over her shoulder 

Cut back to Stolas and Ozzie. Stolas has fallen asleep and is hoot snoring. The Greed Lawyer smugly drinks his coffee.

Ozzie: THAT'S IT! (grabs Lawyer) I am going to fucking END YOUR LIFE!

The curtains behind her opens and you and Fizz enter.

Ozzie: (doing a complete 180) FIZZY!

Fizz: (tearing up happily) OZZIE!

Ozzie scoops Fizz up as they twirl around and hug. Stolas smiles and puts his hat on before leaving, as the Greed Lawyer furiously packs his briefcase.

Stolas: Get fucked, little one.

The Lawyer tries to leave before he notices you, Ozzie, and Fizz blocking his path as Fizz chuckles.

Y/N, Ozzie, and Fizz:

Greed Lawyer: Oh, my SATAN!

Cut to Fizz and Ozzie, with you having gone back to the Hotel.

Ozzie walk with Fizz in her arms.

Ozzie: (Sigh) I'm so glad you're okay, babe...

She nuzzles Fizz, then snaps, which causes the lights to turn off.

Ozzie: You ain't never leaving the palace without protection AGAIN.

Ozzie walks down the hall with Fizz while doing some romantic but not sexual actions like nuzzling. The succubi gave them shocked looks. Fizz blushes from embarrassment.

Fizz: Oz... You know there's eyes around...

Ozzie: I know. I don't care. Cuz they know if they tell anyone, I'll...

She punches a statue of a nude Incubus right in the dick, causing a large crack and large chunks to fall off the statue.

Ozzie: ...BREAK THEM.

After the succubi hears and sees that, they immediately leave the room. Ozzie presses buttons on the elevator.

Fizz: Well, don't worry. Today I learned that I hate going outside!

They get on the elevator.

Ozzie: You won't have to again.

Fizz leans against her chest, somewhat frowning and looking down. Their elevator then stops as Ozzie walks forward. The scene then cuts to the workshop as Fizz sits on a table.

Fizz: Sorry for coming back all messy...

Ozzie sets down a box and opens it, and gets out a robotic arm to replace Fizz's damaged one.

Ozzie: You don't have to apologize for getting banged up, babe, I'm just sorry I couldn't be there.

Fizz gives a smile.

Fizz: It's okay, Oz... guess I'm just not used to this kind of thing.

Both of them sigh.

Ozzie: It's been an intense day. Just, take it easy, okay?

Fizz: Oh, it's fine, I'm fine, really! You know I bounce back fast!

Fizz giggles but then winces in pain over his broken arm, but still manages a thumbs up.

Fizz: Soooo... besides my whole scary hostage thing, how was your day?

Ozzie: Well, I was stuck with Stolas the whole time, who, by the way, asked me to give him one of my crystals as a gift for that guy you hate! So... I told him, "NO!" Mm-hmm!

As Ozzie cuts the sleeve from Fizz's broken arm, the latter takes a moment to contemplate.

Fizz: Meh... fuck it. Let him have it.

Ozzie: Excuse me?

Fizz: Yeah, why not? You could say he earned it, after everything he and Y/N did today.

Ozzie: Alright then... ♫Anything for you...♫

Fizz: ...We're having a threesome with Y/N one day, right?

Ozzie: Oh, fuck yeah!

The scene shifts to Ozzie giving Fizz a new and improved robotic arm, which starts to glow as soon as it's attached. Fizz starts stretching and jumping around until she lands in Ozzie's arms, the latter walking to the door.

Fizz: Now, I don't know about you, but having a violent brush with crime has given me a whole mess of new kinks! You wanna go... "make a mess?"

Ozzie: You really think that's a good idea right now, Fizz?

Fizz: Sure... don't you?

Ozzie: Well... Obviously.

Fizz laughs as she snuggles with Asmodeus, with the doors closing in on them.

Fizz: Meow, meow, cuddle meow...

End of episode. The next chapters will be Dad Beat Dad, Welcome to Heaven, and Hello Rosie. I think Welcome to Heaven takes place not long after Dad Beat Dad, and I'm pretty sure Welcome to Heaven and Hello Rosie take place on the same day.