A/N: Thanks to Renowned-Wolf, who was a huge help with this chapter.

Scene opens on you in your dad's home on earth, along with IMP, Verosika's Crew, and the Hotel Crew. 

The Hellhounds and sex demons are in their human disguises, with Charlie using a spell to glamour everyone else to look human.

You are shown pacing, occasionally running your hand through your hair. 

Loona: Are you ok, Puppy?

Blitzo: You don't have Daddy issues, on top of Mommy issues, do you?

Verosika: Shut up, Blitz-O! (bonks him)

Y/N: For your information, my dad and I have always been close. But these past months, we haven't been hanging out as much since I've been busy helping with the assassination business and helping with the Hotel. But since it's Father's Day, I figure now is as good a time as any to tell him the truth.

Moxxie: But he's a Soldier, and the last time humans discovered our existence, we were captured and interrogated for information.

Y/N: I know that. Which is why I've been working on a memory erasure spell. I'd really hate to use it on my dad, but if he freaks out, then I'll have no other choice to  make him forget he ever saw you.

You hear a car pull into the driveway.

Angel: Gotta admit, it'll be nice to finally meet the badass Green Beret you always talk up. 

Niffty: He's definitely done some bad boy things. (giggles like a gremlin)

Everyone else groans and rolls their eyes, looking visibly annoyed.

Y/N: (through gritted teeth) You're not sleeping with my dad!

Niffty: (teasing) That's what you think.

Before you can respond, you hear footsteps coming up the steps and move to stand in front to the door as D/N opens it.

Y/N: Hey, Da-

D/N:Y/N!

He pulls you into a tight hug.

D/N: So good to see you!

Y/N: (constricted) Good to see you too, Dad.

Your dad lets you go and looks around.

Y/N: Oh, right! Dad, I'd like to introduce you to some people.

D/N: You mean your girlfriends? It's about time!

Y/N: You know?!

D/N: You weren't that good at hiding it and I've come home to see you sleeping while snuggled up to one of them, (points to Loona) that one to be precise.

Loona: (blushing) O_O.

Y/N: (a little embarrassed) Ok. Dad, this is Loona. She's my first girlfriend. 

D/N: C'mere, future daughter-in-law!

He pulls Loona into a bone crushing hug.

D/N: She's so pretty.

Loona: (nervous laugh) Uh, lovely to meet you, uh, sir!

D/N: (incredulous laugh) Y/N, how'd you manage to start dating Verosika Mayday of all people?

He and Verosika shake hands.

Verosika: We met at one of my concerts a couple years ago, I thought he was pretty adorkable, and I, uh...(clears throat; talking faster) rode him on stage in front of a crowd and took his virginity. 

Beat.

Verosika: (nervous laugh) ...Please don't hurt me.

Your dad pulls her into a bone crushing hug as well.

D/N: Hurt you?! You made my little boy into a man!

Y/N: (embarrassed) Dad! 

Verosika: It's not just me. He's man enough for my crew, too.

Your dad looks and sees the Succubi, Tex, and Roxy giving you bedroom eyes and running their hands over you until Husk pulls you out.

Husk: Quit hogging him!

She hugs your face to her chest.

Alastra: Remember our arrangement, now.

Husk: Ugh.

She reluctantly lets you go and Alastra hugs you to her chest.

Cherri: Hey, I barely get any time with him!

Cherri jumps in and shoves your face into her cleavage.

Charlie looks jealous of all of them, which your dad notices.

Millie: Quit smothering my baby!

Moxxie and Blitzo hold her back.

D/N: Who are all of you?

Just then, Niffty pops out, surprising him.

Niffty: (maniacally) Hey there! I here there's an opening for a-

D/N: AHH!

Your dad, on instinct, knocks her out.

D/N: Shit, sorry. Training took over. Is she alright?

Angel: She'll be fine.

He steps up seductively.

Angel: How about you tell us more about yourself, big daddy?

Everyone else facepalms.

D/N: I can and will kill you in twelve different ways if you don't back the fuck off.

Angel: (scared) Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.

He steps away out of fear as you manage to pull away from Cherri.

Y/N: Dad, let me introduce you to everyone else. The one lying unconscious on the floor is Niffty. These are the rest of my girlfriends; Kiki, Milky, Apple, Coco, Tex, Roxy, Husk, Alastra, and Cherri.

All of them shake your dad's hand.

Alastra: Pleasure to be meeting you, sir, quite a pleasure! I see where Y/N's dashing good lucks come from.

D/N: Ha. I like this one already.

Y/N: You've already met Angel.

D/N: Does he ever stop hitting on people?

Y/N: Not really, but, he has his reasons so I tolerate it.

Angel nods in appreciation. 

Y/N: This is Sir Pentious.

D/N: I didn't know you were friends with royalty.

Sir Pentious: (nervous chuckle) I was never exactly royalty, per se, but it's just a fun title I gave myself.

Awkward beat.

Y/N: Anyway, moving on. This is Josh, Ace, and Kat. They're Verosika's back-up performers.

Josh, Ace, and Kat: S'up?/Hey/How you 'doin?

Y/N: This is Millie, someone who has actually acted like a mother-figure to me, unlike she-who-shall-not-be-named.

D/N: So you've been taking care of my boy this whole time.

Millie: Yep, I don't know what it was, but he just brought out my more maternal side.

She hugs your waist and you put your hand on her shoulder.

D/N: Definite upgrade from the original. The boy needs it.

Moxxie then steps up.

Moxxie: I'm Moxxie, Millie's husband.

He and your dad shake hands. Your dad tightens his grip.

D/N: Not trying to replace me, are you?

Moxxie gets a scared expression until D/N starts laughing.

D/N: (laughing) Got you.

Moxxie sighs in relief as everyone laughs.

Y/N: This is Blitzo, the O is silent.

D/N: (whispering) What "O"?

Y/N: (whispering) Just go along with it, it makes him happy. (regularly) He's my boss.

D/N: I've been meaning to ask, what do you do for a living now?

Everyone hesitates, not exactly sure how to answer.

Y/N: Uh, I work for a, ...consulting firm. We freelance and fix people's problems. 

IMP nods in agreement.

Y/N: And finally, this is Charlie and her girlfriend, Vaggie.

D/N: Where you his first three-way?

Charlie and Vaggie blush in embarrassment.

Y/N: What the fuck, dad?!

Vaggie: Oh no, no, I don't swing that way. But Y/N is like the annoying little brother I never had.

She gives you a noogie.

Y/N: And Vaggie's a huge improvement in terms of older sisters.

You playfully slug her in the arm.

Charlie: And Y/N and I aren't together.

D/N: Could've fooled me.

You and Charlie blush and avoid eye contact with each other.

Y/N: Anyway, there's something else you should know. Show him.

Everyone drops their human disguises, showing their true demon forms.

D/N: ...Huh.

Blitzo: That's it?! Why aren't you freaking out?!

D/N: I've fought terrorists and warlords for years, this ain't shit. So...demons, huh? And that makes the Angels, what, exactly?

Y/N: Genocidal psychopaths who come down from Heaven once a year to exterminate people in Hell. Though now they want to come down twice a year. But you can't tell anyone.

D/N: I've been captured and interrogated by five different terrorist networks throughout my career, I know how to keep secrets. Now are you going to tell me how you ended up in Hell and what this "consulting firm" actually is?

Blitzo: We kill people!

Y/N: *Bad* people! Everyone we've killed since I ended up in Hell was a pretty bad person. Serial killers, guys who experimented on children, crime lords, environmental criminals, etc. As for how I ended up in Hell, Blitzo was fucking around with a Grimoire, I fell through a portal, and then Loona and Millie went through with a ritual that made me part demon.

D/N: (shrugs) Still not the most shocking thing I've witnessed.

Loona: Well, that means I can finally do this.

She wraps her tail around you and sloppily licks your cheek, making you flustered.

Transition to D/N talking to Charlie.

D/N: Never thought I'd ever be talking to the Princess of Hell. How do you know my son, exactly?

Charlie: He's a patron at my Hotel to redeem souls. A lot of people don't have faith in it, but Y/N's made a lot of progress and has been a huge help with everything. He knows this is a big deal to me

She starts trailing off.

Charlie: He's so caring, understanding, affectionate...

Hearts appear in her eyes.

D/N: You sure you're not his girlfriend?

Charlie: (blushing) O_O. 

She wipes away the small amount of blood coming out of her nose.

Charlie: I'm sure! We're just...good friends!

D/N: If you say so. 

Cut to everyone saying bye to your dad as they walk through a portal back to Hell.

D/N: (referring to Loona) Y/N, I better see a ring on that finger soon enough.

Y/N: (embarrassed) DAD!

Loona: (teasing) Loona L/N does have nice ring to it.

She walks through the portal, teasingly rubbing her tail against you as she goes.

You and your dad hug.

Y/N: Happy Father's Day, dad.

D/N: Thanks, son. And If you want Charlie to like you, find out what flowers she likes.

Y/N: (blushing) Going back to Hell now!

You leap through the portal.

End of chapter.