A/N: Credit to Renowned-Wolf for helping with a few things.

Scene opens on you entering the Hotel wearing a bowtie, a bunny ear headband, and a cottontail.

Angel: (snickering) What's with the costume?

Y/N: (groans) Blitzo is doing an Easter sale for assassinations, so he had all of us dress in these ridiculous costumes. 

Alastra: If I'm being honest; you do look rather cute, darling.

Husk: I'd have to agree. (purring) How about you call the others and see if you can find our eggs?

Y/N: (puppy whimpers)

Husk and Alastra lead you off, with Husk purring and Alastra making aroused Deer noises. Whatever that sounds like. 

Cut to the next day.

Scene opens on Angel and Cherri dialing the Hotel's front desk and giggling to each other.

The phone rings and Charlie picks up.

Charlie: Hello?

Angel: (using a deeper voice) Uh, yes. I'm looking for a Mr. Tufuk.

Charlie: You're looking for a Mr. Tufuk?

Angel: Yes. His first name is Sum Wan.

Charlie: Hold on, let me check.

She turns to the rest of you.

Charlie: Do any of you know Sum Wan Tufuk?

You and Husk snicker before Vaggie smacks the back of your heads.

Charlie groans and hangs up the phone.

Charlie: Angel! We talked about prank calling!

Cherri: Oh relax, Princess Hot Tits.

Charlie checks to make sure her suit is buttoned all the way.

 Cherri: It's April Fool's Day!

Vaggie: Oh, god. The last thing any of us need today is you two running around (starts to sit down) pulling immature pranks like-

https://youtu.be/_PrxFSC1bhc

Vaggie pulls the whoopee cushion out from under her with an unamused expression while Angel and Cherri crack up.

Y/N: This is gonna be a long day, isn't it?

Montage;

Niffty is cleaning the hallway. While her back is turned, Angel pops up wearing a gas mask and pours a bottle with a skull and crossbones symbol into her mop bucket. When she turns back, she inhales the fumes and immediately passes out.

Husk takes a swig from her beer before spitting it out in disgust.

Husk: Da fuck?! (sniffs) Gun powder? (hackles raised) Cherri!

Cherri: April Fool's, pussy cat!

Husk: (hisses)

Cut to Angel and Cherri trying to sneak up on Alastra. Her head suddenly turns 180 degrees, with a menacing smile and her pupils as radio dials. The two of them nervously chuckle and back off.

Cut to you getting out of the shower and noticing that your clothes are missing.

Y/N: You've gotta be kidding me...

You grab a towel and exit, seeing Angel and Cherri holding your clothes and snickering.

Y/N: Seriously?! 

In your shock, you forget to hold up the towel and it drops to the floor.

Cherri: There's my favorite bundle of dynamite!

Angel is shown to be mesmerized by your size.

Cherri blows you a kiss and drags Angel off.

Angel: (off-screen) How are you and the other girls not dead?!

Charlie rounds the corner.

Charlie: What's going on?

She is also shown to be mesmerized by your size.

Charlie: O_O (Bisexual Panic)

Y/N: (embarrassed dog whimpers)

Vaggie rounds the corner as well.

Vaggie: What's with all the yelling? Gah! (shields her eye) Y/N, put some clothes on! What's the matter with you?!

Y/N:

Cut to Moxxie and Millie looking at gifts labeled to each other.

Millie: Did you-

Moxxie: No. Did you?

Millie: No. 

Beat

Millie: Eh, what's the worst that could happen?

They reach out and touch them, causing them to explode and an adhesive to splash all over them, sticking them together.

Blitzo wakes up from a nap and sees that he's covered in blood.

Blitzo: Aw, damn it. Not again.

He lifts the covers up to see a severed Donkey head

Blitzo: Oh, come on! (screaming towards the Heavens) It was a Horse in that scene, you dumbasses!

Verosika is shown doing vocal warm-ups when Cherri sneaks in and pours hot sauce into her water bottle. 

Verosika takes a swig before coughing and gagging.

Verosika: BLITZ-O!

Blitzo: (off-screen) WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU THINK I DID THIS TIME, YOU-

Verosika storms across the hall and enters IMP's office.

Blitzo: (off-screen) Hey, what are you doing? Get the fuck away from me, you-

A punch sound is heard.

Loona, Tex, and Roxy are shown walking. Roxy's foot snags on a wire and a bucket of itching powder falls on the three hounds. The three of them start itching and biting at themselves furiously.

Cut to You and Angel and Cherri's prank victims in the Hotel lobby. The Hellhounds are missing a couple patches of fur due to the itching powder prank. 

Blitzo has a black eye.

Verosika is shown petting and comforting Tex and Roxy.

Verosika: It's one thing if someone messes with me, but *nobody* messes with my babies!

You are shown petting and comforting Loona.

Loona: You still think we're pretty, right?

Y/N: Of course, Mama.

Charlie: This whole pranking thing has gone way too far. Niffty is still unconscious, for Heaven's sake!

Everyone else: Meh.

Vaggie: Well, someone needs to teach those two a lesson.

Alastra: Gladly. 

Charlie: Not like that. Just a way to show them that their actions have consequences. 

Y/N: I'll take care of it.

Verosika: How?

Y/N: You'll just have to wait and see.

You conjure the Lament Configuration and smirk.

Cut to Angel and Cherri walking into a now empty lobby. They see the box with a sign that says "Do Not Touch"

Angel: I'm gonna touch it. 

Cherri: (sigh) Angie, the sign literally says not to.

Angel: But what if not touching it *is* the prank?

Cherri: That makes zero sense. We- what are you doing?

Angel is shown messing with the puzzle box.

Angel: Huh. That was surprisingly easy to solve. 

In a flash, chains shoot out from the box and wrap around them before suspending them from the ceiling. Two ball gags also fly out and gag them, before a variety of BDSM gear conjures around the lobby.

You approach from the shadows wearing the same outfit as Pinhead.

Y/N: Time for the two of you to learn the true meaning of pain and pleasure.

Cut to everyone else. Angel and Cherri's muffled, scaroused yelps are heard along with you chuckling.

The Succubi, Moxxie, the Hellhounds, and Charlie are all shown aroused as they hear what's going on.

Vaggie rolls her eye before cracking a slight smirk.

End of chapter.