Howdy, Howdy time for session 2.

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Slayer: "So we're back."

Aether: "It hasn't been a day yet?"

Slayer: "I mean look it makes sense, I usually get more than one session or I guess chapter done before releasing them. So yeah."

Aether: "Guess you have a point. So what should we open up or talk about this session this time?"

Rover: "I do want to make a note from our last session. For the rest of us; you at least mention the first lady we each meet in our game and put them in the first wave."

Slayer: "Fuck yeah I was; I made that mistake once I ain't doing that again."

Aether: "Learn from the Amber incident huh."

Slayer: "Yes."

Caelus: "That does bring up something: Who do you all have as your #1 girl?" The other boys look at him. "Who do you all feel would be your first lady and the one you can make the most sense with?"

Aether: "Well, we already know mine, given a certain other person." He gave a side eye to Slayer, who had a proud *w* smirk. "For me, it's Ayaka. But if I had someone different, it definitely would have to be Amber, and for someone current, it, it would be Citlali. But definitely would have to be any of the medium sword ladies." He chuckled, rubbing the back of his head.

Wise: "I've noticed that seems to be the go to for you. Many of the ladies in your world seem to be the best compatible with you seem to be the medium type sword user. Interesting."

Aether: "Yeah, but I'll admit Citlali; she makes a strong case for changing that. Each region has that one lady I just work best with and just make sense. Mondstadt was like one of the only few coin flips you can make a case for an upcoming future knight; Noelle or Amber. Liyue well of course Keqing, Inazuma; Ayaka, Sumeru; Nilou but I could make a case for Dehya and a few others. But I mainly go towards Nilou. Fontaine; easy Furina, and Natlan is the first region since I'll say Mondstadt the main girl isn't a sword user."

Rover: "Honestly surprising."

Aether: "Yeah, but I ain't complaining. What about you all?"

Caelus: "I think we all know who for me." They all looked at him and stared at him for a few seconds, then said it.

All the boys: "Firefly."

Slayer: "I might be out the circle but I've seen and read a lot to see Firefly is the #1 lady and it's no brainer."

Rover: "You definitely got yourself a keeper there."

Wise: "From what I read she was a household name throughout the galaxy in your universe."

Caelus: "Yeah she went by the Stellaron Hunters; Sam."

Wise: "Such a strange name choice." He brought his hand to his chin.

Caelus: "I can't complain. I definitely have feelings for her and deserve a lot of love." He smiles, looking down at the ground.

Aether: "That good to hear; we wish you nothing but the best. But do bring up something...what is I guess your stick."

Caelus: "What do you mean?"

Aether: "I mean we know for me it is mainly the medium sword ladies for me. For Wise we know every lady with a cake, Rover we're slightly still trying to figure out. You...I haven't heard much."

Slayer: "Honestly outside of Aether given you've been around the second youngest your shipping is massives. And most don't really seem to choose a stick. You have at least two or three mediums that get put with you so your list has no set like this class or group. I could be wrong but from all the ladies I've seen out with you; it basically just picks and you got something."

Caelus: "Heh, nice."

Rover: "Would that be a good thing?"

Aether: "Do you like getting to look like that strange alien the government in Slayer world on a daily basis."

Wise: "Yikes that bad."

Caelus & Aether: "Oh you'll learn young buck."

Caelus: "That ladies... they're... they're succubus!!! I hear, ready for round 2. I'm still good, round 3; okay, I'm struggling! Round 4; TAP! TAP! TAP! Round 5; MEDIC!!" Caelus leaned down in defeat, and the boys patted his back, re-confirming that it would be okay."

Rover: "What about you Wise?"

Wise: "At first it was a select pull but if I had to say who I have the strongest affinity with; It has to Hoshimi Miyabi from Section 6, I had a lot moment with her you can say she most likely would be my #1 girl."

Slayer: *pout* "Should have been Zhu Yuan..."

Wise: "Like Slayer said last session I really work with almost all of them there only a select few outside the guys I don't see myself with."

Caelus: "Greedy much."

Wise: "Who the one here with the title known for going through trash and digging through it and calling me greedy."

Caelus: "Hey; those trash-can have great treasure waiting to be discovered. Don't hate this trash-panda."

Wise: "Uh huh...." Sweat came down the side of his face.

Rover: "Guess that leaves me; if I had to pick someone I'll say the lady I have the best affinity with is really toss up between these two. Shorekeeper & Camellya."

Caelus: "You mean the crazy flower wanting to cross blade with you!?! She has one of the best affinity with you!?! How?"

Rover: "Don't you have a sword crazy blindfold women in your verse?"

Caelus: "Alright you got me there...."

Aether leaned back in his chair, a mischievous glint in his eye.

Aether: "So, Rover, I hear you've been getting cozy with that Carlotta girl. Spill the tea, my friend!" Rover's face flushed a deep crimson.

Rover: "I-It's not like that! We're just... acquaintances." Caelus snorted, nearly choking on his drink.

Caelus: "Acquaintances? Is that what they're calling it these days? Come on, man, we've all seen the way she looks at you. It's like you're a rare artifact she can't wait to... examine."

Aether: "Seriously though," Aether said, "I bet by the next big update, you two will be sharing more than just etiquette lessons if you know what I mean." Rover buried his face in his hands.

Rover: "Can we please change the subject?"

Caelus: "Fine, fine," Caelus conceded, turning to Aether with a sly grin. "What about you, Mr. Traveler? I heard there's a hot spring update coming to Teyvat. Planning on doing some... in-depth exploration?"

Aether's expression turned serious.

Aether: "There's only one thing I can do in that situation." The others leaned in, curiosity piqued. "Lock in," Aether declared, his face a mask of determination.

A moment of silence passed before the group burst into laughter.

Caelus: "Lock in?" Caelus chuckled. "More like 'locked out' of your room for a week after the ladies are done with you!" As the laughter died down, they noticed Wise lost in thought.

Rover: "What's on your mind, Wise?" Wise looked up, a contemplative expression on his face.

Wise: "I was just thinking... isn't it odd how each of us has a wealthy, influential lady who seems... particularly interested in us?"

The others fell silent, considering his words.

Aether: "You're right," Aether mused. "There's Ayaka for me..."

Rover: "Carlotta for me," Rover added softly.

Caelus: "And Miyabi for you, Wise," Caelus finished.

A heavy atmosphere settled over the group as they pondered the implications. Suddenly, Aether, Rover, and Wise sat up straight, their eyes shadowed and expressions deadly serious.

In perfect unison, they intoned, "The bloodline must continue."

Caelus looks at three other gacha boys and begins to think.

Caelus: "Do I have one?"

Slayer: "I mean the only one technically maybe would be Serval? But I wouldn't call that a rich family. Well Aether case he has multiple but the main one in that section would be Kamisato Ayaka."

Aether: "Huh that is strange; Caelus the fact you don't have your own rich lady who wants to continue the bloodline even though you're the second one who's been out the second longest around outside of me."

Slayer: "Truthfully look at this list." Suddenly, he had glasses and a list of Honkai star rail ladies. "The fact you don't and you have gone this far and haven't is honestly impressive and shocking all at once."

Wise: "Something I notice Rover you seem to have a thing for ladies in powerful positions that fall for you."

Rover: "...I mean...I don't know how true that is?"

Aether: "No he has a point. You have basically the strongest and basically leader of your first region in Jinhsi for sure probably have feelings for you. You also have you even admit Shorekeeper who basically can be seen as the right hand lady of you for the Blackshore putting her in the most powerful position. And now one of the richest families in the current region in Carlotta Montelli as well, so like we know you will basically own every region and landscape down the road."

Rover: "Don't you literally have basically every god of your world technically that a lady falls for you." Aether blush.

Caelus: "He got you there."

Wise: "What other type of similar lady do we each have in each verse?"

Caelus: "Any songstresses?"

Wise: "I have Astra Yao."

Aether: "I technically have Barbara."

Caelus: "I have Robin in mine." The boys look over at Rover.

Rover: "I... don't." He looked off to the side.

Caelus: "Not the odd one out this time! Yes!" He pumped his fist.

The boys settled into a comfortable silence, each lost in thought about their adventures. Suddenly, Rover piped up with a mischievous grin.

Rover: "Hey, what about those girls who'd push their friends towards you, but secretly harbor feelings themselves? You know, the ultimate wingwoman with a twist?" Caelus snorted, nearly choking on his drink.

Caelus: "Oh, I've got that covered! I'll take 'Seele' for $400, Slayer. And for an extra $200, let's throw in Silver-Wolf while we're at it!"

Aether: *raised an eyebrow.* "Silver-Wolf? Really? Isn't she more of a chaotic gremlin than a secret admirer?"

Caelus: "Listen," Caelus leaned in conspiratorially, "In a school AU, she'd totally be Firefly's bestie, playing matchmaker extraordinaire. Then bam! She falls for my irresistible charm along the way. It's basic fanfiction logic!" Wise nodded sagely.

Wise: "When you put it like that, I can see it. Truly, you are a master of the tropes, Caelus."

Caelus: "What about you guys?" Caelus asked, gesturing around the group. Surely I'm not the only one with a secret admirer slash wing woman situation."

Aether: *cleared his throat dramatically.* "Do you want the abridged version or shall I prepare a PowerPoint presentation?" Rover's jaw dropped.

Rover: "Wait, how many are we talking about here?"

Aether: "Well," Aether began, ticking off fingers, "there's Amber or Eula in Mondstadt - your choice. Yoimiya's holding down the fort in Inazuma. Keqing or Ganyu are tag-teaming in Liyue. Oh, and let's not forget Candace, with a side of Dehya for good measure."

Rover: *whistled low.* "And you've still got one more region to go through, right?"

Aether grinned, popping the 'p' as he replied, "Yep!"

Caelus: "Save some for the rest of us, casanova," Caelus grumbled good-naturedly. Wise cleared his throat.

Wise: "Well, in my case, I suppose Anby could fit that role? Maybe Jane Doe too, if we're stretching the definition a bit." Slayer nodded approvingly.

Slayer: "Anby definitely gives off those vibes. She'd totally help Nicole out while suppressing her own feelings. It's like a soap opera waiting to happen!"

All eyes turned to Rover, who squirmed a bit under the attention.

Rover: "Well, I guess it's pretty clear in my case. Chixia fits that role perfectly for Yangyang."

Caelus: "Aww, our little Rover's growing up," Caelus cooed, reaching over to pinch Rover's cheek. "Soon you'll have your own harem to rival Aether's!"

Rover swatted his hand away, face burning. "Cut it out! It's not like that!" Aether leaned back, a thoughtful expression on his face.

Aether: "You know, it's kind of funny when you think about it. We're all these powerful, world-saving protagonists, and yet we're sitting here gossiping about our love lives like we're at a slumber party."

Wise: *snorted.* "Next thing you know, we'll be braiding each other's hair and having pillow fights."

There was a moment of silence as they all looked at each other and then burst into laughter.

Caelus: "Well," Caelus said, wiping a tear from his eye, "I don't know about you guys, but I'm feeling pretty good about my chances in the romance department after this little chat."

Aether: "Just remember," Aether said solemnly, "with great harem power comes great harem responsibility." Rover groaned, burying his face in his hands.

Rover: "I can't believe I'm friends with you guys."

As the laughter died, they settled into a comfortable silence, each pondering the complex web of relationships in their respective worlds. Who knew saving the world could be so complicated?

Wise: "Hmm, I guess we got some similar feelings of ladies."

Caelus: "I got one for us." They look over at him. "The secret type of string type user; dominant lady. For me it's definitely Kafka."

Aether: "Easy, Yelan for me."

Rover: "Yinlin for my verse." They then looked over at Wise, who was thinking.

Wise: "I mean I have Evelyn but she doesn't strike me as a dominant lady. She seems pretty chill, all things considered from the bit I've hung out with her. Sure her past is a little secretive and she mainly focuses on protecting Astra, she doesn't give the feel of the other ladies you all listed."

Aether: "Kind of surprising with that one." The other two boys nodded as well. "What about the older type sister or mentor role does each one of us have one?"

Rover: "I'm curious if she sees her as an older sister; but for me Changli for Jinhsi she definitely could come off as her older sister but fits that mentor role for sure."

Caelus: "I got Serval of course."

Wise: "I got Yanagi in terms of the big sister role for sure for Soukaku."

Aether: "I Mualani for that in terms of giving off a big sister and a bit of a mentor role for Kachina."

Caelus: "Guess it makes sense we take inspiration from one another. Now the better question is who has the hotter insert self."

Wise: "Wait huh?"

Caelus: "I mean in terms of you and Aether I guess sister; given you our brothers and well...I don't know if you got to check how many people put you all together with each of your siblings."

Wise: "I...I..what!?!"

Rover: "Come on it can't be that much-"

Aether: "Holy shit there so much porn!?!" The others look at him. "Dear god, why is there so much of us fucking our siblings!?!"

Wise: "It can't be that much....holy shit!?!"

Caelus: "How does that song go? Home sweet alabama." He said with a singing tone in her voice.

Wise: "I don't want hear it mister can literally fuck themselves."

Slayer: "Smash." The other perks up and looks over from Slayer.

Wise: "What?"

Slayer: "What? Are we not talking about smashing the other female version? I mean technically speaking there is art of you two in a genderbend form but in this case we mean the other MC form of you aka your siblings and all four are an instant smash."

Rover: "You would fuck with our female version of us?!"

Slayer: "Rover as long you don't keep that sausage in-between your legs and you both go to your female Rover self and Caelus goes to Stelle. Yes. Have you seen the art of your other self?"

Caelus: "I would fuck my other self." The other looked at him. "What? Have a short person who has god bending power and have allowed myself and Aether to get laid. Are we really surprised by this?"

Wise: "I mean would it put it like that. But still I wouldn't want anyone to fuck my sister so easily! They would go through me first."

Slayer: "That isn't a hard task."

Aether: "I'll be damned if I let anyone lay a hand on my sister in that way."

Slayer: "Oh don't worry no one will have through either of you."

Wise & Aether: "Good-"

Slayer: "Because you both will be doing the fucking instead." He said with a smirk. You could hear a glass shatter as the two took a deep breath.

Wise: "I think this session is over."

Aether: "Agreed."

Slayer: "Awww we were getting so juicy stuff."

Wise: "How do you function?"

Slayer: "You don't want to know the answer to that question."

Aether: "Session adjourned!!"

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