Dear Diary,

Can nobody cook around here except for Papa, Papi and-a Zio Feliciano? I visited Sir England and he can't cook-a for his life! The little shit has-a no taste!

Ciao, Venice/Shawn ♡

Yes I know I suck at updating... Should I add in some more ocs or naw?! Hell I'm fucking talking to myself because nobody reads my books. Not even my fucking ass friend triswah FUCK MY LIFE!!!! (and don't tell me not to swear...)