Brooke (BEB273 ) has been in a Narnia mood as of late. Here are a few ... conversations we've had over the last couple of days.

Brooke: Comes into my room.

Brooke: "Hannah! I'm going to Narnia."

Brooke: Runs face first into my wardrobe and just lays there.

Me: ...

Brooke: Gets up and looks at me

Brooke: "I dated Mr. Tumnus."

Me: ...

Brooke: "While he was stone!"

Me: !?

Brooke: "He left me when he came back to life."

Brooke: Sighs dramatically and leaves room.

                          The next day

Brooke: "I'm going back to Narnia, Hannah!"

Brooke: Dashes into wardrobe and came out moments later.

Brooke: "I grew a beard, became Aslan's caretaker, and got yelled at."

Me: "No wonder you've been gone for fifty years."

Brooke: 😧

                             Today

Brooke: Dashes into my room, breathless.

Brooke: "The good news is, everyone in Narnia is nice and healthy.
The bad news is I blew up the portal."

Me: ...

Brooke: Strokes the wardrobe door and sniffs.

Brooke: "Yup. That's why it's burning. And why it's ... black."

Me: Facepalms.