Mom: "Did I ever tell you of Singo from Singapore?"

Me, Brooke, and my brother: ...

Mom: "Singo was a missionary from Singapore. When I was in eighth grade we spent all year saving up money for him. At the end of the year we had saved up one dollar and eighty cents. Then someone stole it."

Me and Brooke: Laughs hysterically.

My brother: slams head on table in exasperation.

A few minutes later.

Mom: "Hannah? I is dumb today, where is the Amazon river? I thought it was in Africa but it's not."

Me: "Uh... Is it in South America?"

Mom: "That's right! It is! Good thinking!"

Me: Turns to Brooke.

Me: "I is smart!"

Brooke: "Shut up."

My brother: Continues to slam head on table.