Chapter 6

(Slut is now Mae
Just to clarify things I will change the other lines in the other chapters)

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It's amazing how time can go by and how things can change so fast

And how many people can come and go

But it's so amazing how things can end

Like.. this

"ARGHHHHH MY DICK"

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it was warm night on the rooftop of their apartment the fire beaming with light with
Six friends all sitting together passing around whiskey and staring into the flaming light that was infront of them

Gage sighed
"I really almost slept with a guy who paid some dudes to Ugh I can't even talk about it"

He took a small sip and passed it to ari
Ari grabbed her straw and slurped

"He's an asshole who was so damn desperate ISTG I just hugged him and he gave me fifty bucks acting like I'm some hooker GODDMANIT"

She rolled her eyes then passed the drink to xaria
Xaria took a small sip and spit into the fire causing it to rise a bit

"I tried to warn you dumbasses he's a little bitch who needs a tit to survive he asked all three of us out and that didn't alarm you???"

She passed the drink to mae they poured a little bit into their vodka and chugged it

"ATLEAST YOU DIDNT DATE HIM GOD THREE MONTHS I HAD TO DEAL WITH HIM "awe mae I'm so sad I'm going to eat a talk to end it all 🥺" THANK GOD AARON KICKED HIM OUT AND I BROKE WITH HIM"

They huffed and passed the whiskey to odie
He just passed it to Aaron she didn't feel like throwing up in the morning

"I still can't believe swag left us for some random whore swag never did end up paying rent.."

Aaron  finished the bottle and rolled his eyes he threw the bottle at the wall causing it to smash to pieces

"You guys are so gay it's annoying"
He stood up and walked away to the apartment

The five friends glanced at each other exhausted with so much that had happend
First swag leaving and never looking back
Then some idiot who shall not be named pretending to be depressed to get his way then getting kicked out
Then xaria almost dying in a car crash but really it saved them big time.

"So when do we start sending applications for roommates?"

Gage said breaking the small
Everyone looked his way

"What?....too soon oh oh ok"
He smiled shyly

Mae raised their hand acting like they were in class

"Me me uh- I uh hafe fwiends....they live me and I-burp I love them there amazing fr uh fuck uh I forgor their names 😂 "
They giggled for a second. There faces went pale and they ran to the balcony and threw up
Odie and Ari ran to them holding their hair

"BLEHH"

"AYE WTF BITCH"

"FUCK YOU RANDOM CITIZe-BLEHHHH"

"There there mae"
Ari patted them

Odie petted their hair  wiping some vomit on their face

"Yknow my brothers coming to town ....cus of...well Yknow but yeah i think we should clean up the mess and sent out ads it would be nice to have more people around "

She nodded
"I actually have a friend who would love to live with us he's from Texas like me they have been wanting to visit me for awhile anyways when is your brother com-"

"BLEHHHHHHH"

"He's coming in two weeks but yeah tell your friend about the open space."
They both nodded at each other while xaria and gage stared at them

"Wtf are they even talking about......fucking faggots"
Gage hummed and got up with xaria to go back into the apartment

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Gage p.o.v

You know that feeling of change before it even comes...it's so scary so nerve-racking you just wanna push the skip button....and then you regret it

"I hate dogs cats I do not clean I do not wash anyone else clothing I do not socialize I do not like small talk and I do not cook any meals for anyone"

The 29 year old infront of us Said she was a suit and tie lady she seemed so mean
I smiled for a second

"Well uh you can leave your phone number and we'll talk about it..."

I said as I slowly passed her a pen and paper we all gave each other a look saying yeah hell no

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"Um like Im still in school but I can totally pay rent on time or something. I don't really know how to cook tho....or clean...or work...."

"Yeah...we need you to be able to know half of those stuff also how old did you say you were"
Ari said
placing her cheek on her hand

"19 or whatever"

"Tf is whatever "
Xaria said

"Whatever you want babe"
She winked at xaria

Xaria cringed and kicked her out

"Never come back"
She huffed

"Not young enough for you"
Odie said giggling with Mae

"Nah my age type is 3 to 5"
She rolled her eyes

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"So...most of you are girls"
He said smirking licking his lips

"Actually uh...we're all guys"
Odie said
Everyone nodded
trying to creep him out
and get him to leave

He reached onto
his thigh and started rubbing it

"Even better"
He bit his lip

Their eyes widen

"AHHHHH"
Xaria threw him out the door

"Bye bitch"

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"So uh....it says here your name is..billy?"
Aaron said flipping
through his application

"Actually it's bully maguire"
He said while staring at us

'Weird name'
I thought

"Ok um bully why
do you think
we should
let you live with us "
Mae said smiling

"Uhh... I can cook I guess i don't like cleaning but I will clean I have two stable jobs and i play fort ...do you guys play?"

He said while having no emotion

'Fortnite? Tf'

"Ok uh leave us your number and we'll call you back"

Ari said smiling

He just nodded his head and went straight to the door.

".....fornite?"

Ari said before we all started laughing

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OMFG SO MUCH HAPPEND L WORD IS KICKED OUT AND SWAG RAN AWAY WITH BITCH?

Also when are we gonna hear about what happend with Ari and that one dude ????

And who's Ari friend and Maes friends??!!!

And will bully actually end up playing fornite with the gang FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER OF

THE HOMEBOY FUCK!!!!

all these characters are based on a true story

Written horribly by

Ieg