balls in yo jaws


Chapter 7


Pp

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p.o.v




"How tf did I get in this mess with these peopl..."

"THECELINGSONFIREEEAAAAA"

Note to self do not put out a lease
for an apartment
That has faggots there....


How did I even get in this mess this morning was so normal...

Well to me..




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Pov


'Droplets ...'

'Is the ceiling leaking ??'

'Wait why is my bed so damn hard and rocky ?'

'Wtf wait no '

'IM OUTSIDE!!'

As I force my eyes lids open

I scrunch my eyes at
the rain pouring into my face
I raise my hand to cover my
face
I use my other arm to lift myself up.

I groan at the cars passing by almost splashing me the sound of up beat music behind me
The la cruise club

'Dumb name...great booze'

I sigh
I slowly stand up and waddle my way to my girlfriends house
It wasn't far just a couple blocks...
or more

'Man how much did I drink god I have such a bad headache'

A couple of turns later I made it to
the apartment I reach for my right pocket for my keys and make my best attempt to unlock the door
I'm surprised it even makes it inside the hole and unlocks I turn the knob and open the door
To a woman screaming at my face

"OH LOOK WHO FINALLY CAME HOME THE FUCKING BASTARD!!"

My girlfriend said
throwing a shoe at me

'Damnit she's loud...'

"Can you be quiet my head hurts and been lying down on the cr-"

She threw a pillow at me along with a tv
remote

"SHUT UP ANGEL I DONT EVEN SEE YOU ANYMORE YOURE EITHER DRINKING OR OFF AT SOME PLACE DOING GOD KNOWS WHAT AND WHEN YOU DO COME HOME YOU BARELY TALK TO ME YOU DONT EVEN LOVE ME ANYMORE DO YOU??"

She screeched more
screaming about needs and other things
Why did I even come here.. I just stood there
Taking all the shit I didn't even care
Not one second
I know I'm an ass but I don't care.

"AND THE FACT THAT YOU LIVE AT MY HOUSE EAT MY FOOD AND USE MY SHIT GO FUCKING BUY YOUR OWN SHIT YOU PIECE OF SHIT I CANT BELIEVE THIS YOURE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME ARE YOU??"

No indeed not

"Are you done?"

And with that her face turned red she literally turned into the devil she grabbed all kinds of stuff thinking it was mine.. jokes on her it belongs with the guy she's sleeping with.

"FUCK YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE THATS IT WERE OVER GET OUT!!!"

She said to me as she grabbed my keys and pushed me out the door smashing it in my face

"Well....that happend....I wonder what pipi is up to"

I shrugged it all off and
went straight to pipis place
It was so far why tf they live so damn far doesn't make since they are a faggot tho


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I take a moment of silence
I can't believe I'm actually doing this..
This is so stup-

The door rushed opened to some white ass cracker opened the door he looked like he was on
The urge of throwing up

"THATS NOT THE BATHROOM KENNY!!!"

I see one of pipis friend yell

"Tso lahte"

"BLEHHHHHHH"

I stand there whiling this little boy vomited on my shoes I sigh

"....just my fucking luck ...goodbye"

I say as I turn to leave until I feel a grip on my shoulder

"VISA!!
I didn't know you were gonna come over come in come in I'll clean your shoes"

Pipi said as they pulled me in
And that's the moment I knew I was forever trapped..

They sit me down and easily slip my shoes off then take them away I look around at some of their friends
Some other cracker playing some game on his phone with his friend
And the other cracker
so called Kenny
And some short haired girl helping Kenny
And some British person laughing at the wavy haired lady she looked like she was stuck ...

Why tf he stuck on ?

"Alright here you go they need a minute to dry tho.. anyway what brings you into my home oh are you here for the room? There's two more left "

God their so annoying
They always wanna know what's going one with me
So annoying

"Your so annoying ugh...my girlfriend...well ex now she kicked me out and for so reason threw her mistress stuff out she's an idiot ...can I stay here?"

I said trying my best not to be mean . I don't wanna live here but I need a place to stay just until I find a hoe or a place whatever comes first

Before they could answer the British person grabbed their arm and took them into one the bathroom all of them went into it and shut the door behind them

All I could hear was mumbling and arguing ...growling???
Idk they were in there for awhile.

And then some brown hair guy came out he sat next to me I gave him a confused look

"You play fort"

I just stared at him until the bathroom door opened

"Alright ...visa? My name is odie and you can't just crawl here and ask for a room like we'll give it too you ...you gotta go through the same thing all of the applicants are going through."

The bitch guy said infront of me she's annoying maybe even more then pipi wow ..no pipi more annoying.

"Fine whatever what do I gotta sign or pa-"

"No no no you gotta answer some questions first... 1. Can you cook"

The British one said
crossing their arms.

"Well I-"

"Can you clean? Pay rent on time ? Do you even know how to drive ??"

The short hair said

"Uh well you se-"

"Do you even know how to play poker maybe even fight a lion like Aaron did"

The other cracker said

"Tf a lion what th-"

"You play fort??"

"HOLD ON HOLD ON...let me finish goddamn"

I said swiping off my sweat and brushing through my hair with my fingers

" I have a car but I forgot where it is probably gonna get torn up by my ex anyways and yes I make enough money to pay rent on time I'll only clean my own mess you guys take care of your damn own and no I don't cook you cook bitch AND NO I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO EVEN FIGHT A LION"

I scoffed

Everyone nodded and the wavy haired one pointed their hand at me.

I took it and shook it

"Well visa... welcome home "

Odie said smiling god hes annoying.



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10:20
pm

"So um what room am I gonna sleep in?"

Said Kenny Ari took him to his which made me question where my room is only one left guess it's full.

"So my room?"

I pointed at the emty space and pipi nodded no.

"Were saving that room for someone special you can roommate with gage bully or xaria.
I warn you tho xaria stays up and gage is a loud sleeper and bully....well you'll see if you choose him"

They said as they went to their room.

The bully guy didn't seem like a hassle so I just put my stuff with him ...stuff as in wallet and coins
He wasn't much of a talker he was mostly on his pc playing fortnite.
So I just took the bottom bunk and laid there for a couple of hours.

Until I felt breath on my face ... it was bully

"Get on fort"

And like that I grabbed my stuff and went straight to gages room. How loud could he be.



HES SO LOUD
I thought as I ran out of that room I barley even got in I just opened the door who tf snores like that
Then I went to XARIAS room they didn't have much just a couch a bunk bed a closet and a pc

I just took the bottom bunk and laid there I don't think they even noticed me but it's whatever ...



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7:00
Am

"BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP"

I tried clicking the snooze button but for some reason it didn't snooze then I realized it was xaria making that noise

" GET UP MOTHERFUCKER AHAHAHH"

And with that they ran out before I could even say anything there so annoying ...

I walk out hazy feeling so heavy and then I get a look it's only xaria and odie awake it looks like she's making pancakes and xaria is chugging lemon juice with memosas.

"Orange and lemons don't go well together faggot"

I said grabbing a water bottle from the fridge

"Shut the fuck up stupid bitch"

They then stuck their tongue at me and threw a cap aswell.

"Xaria if your not gonna help THEN GET OUTA OF MY KITCHEN YOU TOO FAG"

Odie said pointing at me I scrunched my face at him

"I ain't a faggot your a faggot FAGGOT"

"NO YOU ARE BITHC"

"IDC WHOS A FAGGOT BOTH OF YOU ARE PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP SHUT UP !!"

Aaron said groaning and heading back to gages room.

Ari then came out with a bat along with bully just walking towards the couch

"WHERES THE DANGER"

"Calm down there's no danger AHHH"

Odie screamed looking at the burnt almost lighting on fire pancake
She tried to put it out but panicked as it flamed then threw it up on the ceiling xaria then came out but fell splashing Ari with memosas Ari then throwing up her bat

"How tf did I get in this mess with these peopl..."

"THECELINGSONFIREEEAAAAA"

Note to self do not put out a lease
for an apartment
That has faggots there....

How did I even get in this mess this morning was so normal...

Well to me..

I screeched as I felt a bat hit me

Great...this is my life now




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WOAH WHAT A CHAPTER

A BIT LONGE THEN THE OTHERS YAY ARE U HAPPY BULLY ANYWAYS


WILL WE SEE KENNYS SIDE OF THE STORY

AND WILL XARIA STOP DRINKING SO FUCKING MUCH ANYWAY


AND WILL VISA GF COME BACK 😱



FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON

THE HOMEBOYS FUCKKK





all characters are based on real people including randos



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