The second part of this imagine was also requested by emwillen . This happens to imagines when I write them late at night. It isn't really my fault.

I guess a warning for mature stuff? Don't read if you are underage or are not comfortable with uncomfortable conversations. It is an adult-themed chapter.

After several days of explaining how exactly electricity worked, it was finally time for the company to move on with their quest.

You had actually been forced to re-start your explanation because Thorin joined in later. You couldn't leave the king out of all the fun.

It was nice to talk about your own world. The conversations made you feel like home wasn't that far away.

The dwarves had been genuinely interested to hear more about your world. But after four days of explaining everything you knew about one subject, you had had enough. Thorin had noticed and decided that it was time to leave the camp behind.

You were thankful for that.

It was still morning when you were all packing your bags. Everyone was taking it easy because Thorin was in quite a good mood. That is, for as far you could call his mood 'good'.

'Do you need some help with that?' Bilbo asked.

'That would be nice' you said as you were still trying to roll your bedroll up. For some reason it wasn't working with you this morning. It was just being stubborn.

The hobbit got down on his knees and helped you to roll it up. Two could handle it better then one.

Behind you, Kili bent down to pick up your bag. He was planning on carrying it for the first day so that you wouldn't get as tired as before.

You weren't used on walking this much though you had good stamina. Carrying your own heavy bag on top of the amount of walking proved to be too much at some days.

Just as Kili lifted the bag, something fell out of your bag and landed on the ground.

Fili came closer to pick it up. He picked the item up in curiosity. It was a strange thing he held.

'What is that?' Kili asked confused.

You were still busy with your bedroll so you didn't see the item Fili held in his hand.

'It looks like a... you know' the blonde managed to get out. He wasn't even sure if he wanted to hold it.

'Just put it back in the bag, quick' Kili whispered.

'What is that?' Nori asked. He had seen Fili picking something up from the ground and he had to find out what it was. Maybe he could use it himself.

Fili tried to put it back in your bag but Nori grabbed it away from him.

'Give it back' Kili hissed.

The other dwarf had other ideas. He looked curiously at the item in his hands. 'Did the lass cut off a boy's dingle when he wasn't looking?' he asked a little too loudly.

You froze on the spot.

Bilbo and the other dwarves all looked at the small group that was standing in the middle of camp.

Fili and Kili tried to cover up the item that Nori was holding, but he now outstretched his arm into the air so that everyone could see your dildo.

A pink one, to be exact.

'Just say the word Nori, it is a pink penis' Dwalin growled. 'And what makes you think that the lass has cut it off?'

Bilbo looked at you to find you were blushing violenty. His little hobbit heart ached for you.

'More importantly is the question why you are holding it. It is quite rude of you. Put it back' Bilbo said, standing up.

Nori wasn't planning on doing so. 'What do you use this for?' he asked. He was now turning the thing around to get a better look.

'NORI! Put that back! I don't know what it is but it is a private possession of (y/n)!' Dori growled as he stomped his way to his brother.

Kili tried to grab it back but Nori was too quick.

He came running your way.

'Honestly (y/n), tell me what this is used for. Everyone is making such a big fuss about it' he said jokingly.

You didn't look up. You didn't want to see the look on everyone's faces. This was already embarassing enough.

'Do you use this as a normal penis?' Nori was studying the item from all angles. Luckily for you it wasn't a vibrator, so it didn't accidentally start shaking.

It wasn't even one of your items that you used.

Right after Gandalf had 'accidentally' transported you to Middle-Earth, he had also transported some of your belongings to this world.

The pink dildo was a present your friends had given you on your last birthday as a joke. It was unused and you were sure it would stay that way forever.

Just because you could see the joke in the gift had prevented you from throwing it away. If only you had...

'That is quite enough' Thorin's voice bellowed over the small field.

Nori almost dropped your toy when he heard their leader's voice.

'NORI!' Dori yelled right after that.

Kili hurried forward, holding your bag wide open so the dildo could be put back in. He was also blushing but still knew what to do. Most of the dwarves fell sorry for you.

Nori wanted to walk away but Thorin wouldn't let him get away with it this easily. He stood in front of the other dwarf, blocking his way.

'This won't go unpunished. You have to take care of our ponies for the next month. You will brush them, look after them and make sure that they are fed. And no ale for three weeks' he said.

'Aye, king Thorin' Nori said obediently.

Thorin turned around on his heels, towards his pony. 'Let's all get on our ponies. We must be on our way' he ordered.

Everyone busied themselves with their own belongings again.

Bilbo helped you to put your bedroll away and rode his pony next to yours to keep you company. No one treated you any differently. Not even Nori. Dwalin was making sure that he stayed far away from you.

Hesitantly, Kili slowed down so that he could also ride next to you.

'I am sorry (y/n)' he said after a while.

You tried to smile. 'It doesn't matter master dwarf. It wasn't like you did it on purpose.'

'I just tried to help by carrying your bag' he explained.

You nodded. 'I understand. Again, it is not your fault.'

'Maybe in time you will laugh about it and explain what it is' Nori yelled back.

Dori hit him on the back of his head.