Imagine from imaginexhobbit: Imagine singing Birthday (Katy Perry) for Thorin on his birthday.

Because, can't we just all picture the look on his face?

I almost forgot to tell you this, though it should go without mention;

WARNING FOR MENTIONS OF BULGES! -_-

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"Where are we going?" Thorin asked, not demanded to know. You had grabbed his wrist right after dinner and you were now dragging him through the open hallways of Rivendell. No word had left your mouth to tell him what you wanted.

Not that he was complaining. It felt like a lifetime has passed since he touched you last. Your fingers were the only skin that was touching his own but it was enough to stir something deep inside him.

I forget to mention that this all happened in his dreams.

You looked back with a grin on your lips. "You will see" you said for the tenth time.

He didn't mind the teasing. Not when you wore that smile on your lips. It was the same smile that you wore when you were teasing him in his dreams.

Thorin didn't want to collect himself, he wanted to enjoy this moment. Even if it was only to remind the smile now that it was real. He just couldn't help himself. He fell hard when his eyes had first landed on you.

Before he knew what was going on, you pushed him down on a chair and closed the door. "I will be right back" you said sweetly.

He had to try so hard to think of something else then that smile. Thorin threw his head back so that he was now looking at the ceiling. Curse his dreams and these tight trousers.

While Thorin was busy to keep himself under control you were trying to undress and get dressed up again as quicly as possible. Skin was showing and that is what you wanted tonight.

The king wasn't a silent sleeper and you heard your name fall from his lips every now and then.

Maybe he felt the same way around you. And now that it was his birthday you needed to show him how you felt. If he returned your feelings then this would be his best birthday ever.

You checked your reflection in the mirror.

All the fake candles were in place. So were the sprinkles. You were ready.

A deep breath and you opened the door.

Thorin's head shot up when he heard the door open. And his lips slightly parted.

His eyes wandered freely. You were the one who chose to dress up this way, you couldn't blame him for taking it all in. "What are you doing?" he asked, his voice a little thick.

Instead of answering him you pressed the 'play' button on your Ipod speakers and the music began.

"I heard you're feeling nothing's going right

Why don't you let me stop by?

The clock is ticking, running out of time

So we should party all night"

You began singing in time with Katy.

Thorin frowned. "I know we are on a quest (y/n). We shouldn't party all ni-" You silenced him by placing a finger on his lips.

"So cover your eyes,

I have a surprise"

His eyes widened a little. You twirled around, hoping he would be silent.

"I hope you got a healthy appetite

If you wanna dance,

If you want it all

You know that I'm the girl that you should call"

"Aye" Thorin said absendmindedly. His cheeks were feeling a little more heated then a minute before.

"Boy, when you're with me

I'll give you taste" you sang, bending forward to give him a good look.

"Oh Mahal yes." Was it him or did someone put on a fire near this room?

"Make it like your birthday everyday

I know you like it sweet

So you can have your cake

Give you something good to celebrate"

Thorin's eyes widened before he started smiling like a mad man. Is that why you had brought him here? For his birthday?

This was the best birthday present he had ever had. But did you know what you meant to him? That was something to worry about for later.

His eyes wandered over your body once again. Right to your Southern private parts. A cupcake was right above your - Was that the 'cake' he could have?

"So make a wish

I'll make it like your birthday everday

I'll be your gift

Give you something good to celebrate"

You now came closer to him, nearly touching his lips with your own. Teasing him as he leaned in to feel you.

He wouldn't complain if you stayed with him for the rest of his night. His gift. His love.

"Pop your confetti

Pop your Pérignon

So hot and heavy

'Til dawn"

Thorin reached forward, hoping to lay his hands on your hips. You danced away, out of his reach. "Let me pop" he said, his voice thicker then sirup.

"I got you spinning

Like a disco ball

All night they're playing

Your song"

Thorin tried to get up, just needing to touch you, so you had to push him back down. He had you right where he wanted you. His hands were on your hips before you realized it.

You smiled at him, encouraging him to go on while you continued your song. Helping him a little you stradled his lap. You gasped when you felt what was waiting for you beneath the fabric.

The song was momentarily forgotten when he bucked his hips up.

"You have no idea how long I have yearned for this" he whispered huskily into your ear. His hands went beneath your behind, squeezing lightly as he finally felt the skin he had wanted for so long.

You leaned forward, to softly sing into his ear;

"So let me get you in your birthday suit

It's time to bring out the big balloons"

Your hand went down to rub him through his pants.

"All night I remember you saying" he said, wrapping his arms around your waist to lift you up. The bed was only a few steps away.

You giggled in surprise. His hard bulge was now pressed at you more tightly, kept in place by the strong hold of his arms. With every step he took, he rubbed against you. Earning a moan from the both of you.

The music had stopped playing in the background but you didn't need it to keep telling him what he could do to you.

What the king would do to his new found queen.