!!Spoilers for BotFa ahead!!

~ Hello dear reader,

If you read this it means I completed my quest but was unable to come back myself. With this letter I send you a parcel but you're not allowed to open it until later today.

My journey has brought me through many places in Middle-Earth and I can say that I'm a changed woman. Gandalf the Grey has traveled by my side for safety and some meddling business, of course, and to share some laughter. I've seen the great Kingdom of Erebor and the humble Shire before I was ready to take my leave.

The hobbits were nice enough to prepare a meal for me while Bilbo made sure he had an extra bed for me so that I could stay in the Shire for a while. They taught me a lot about their culture and I've seen things you didn't see in the movies, nor you could read in the books. Of course I'm talking about their courting rituals.

After some weeks they entrusted me enough to let me write a book about it. They allowed me to publish it if only they could read it before hand. So I did. I had to change a couple of things but eventually they were happy with the end result. You may read it tonight, when I will post it.

After the Shire I begged Gandalf to take me to Erebor. As you all know I'm a little Thorin *coughs* obsessed *coughs* and I couldn't wait to see the Kingdom. I couldn't control myself when I found out he was still alive, unlike the story in both movie and book. At first the dwarfs were skeptical to let me in but Gandalf convinced them I could teach them a thing or two.

After several months they all trusted me and I was able to learn a few things about their rituals. At first they didn't want to tell me anything about their culture but after some convincing on my part, they agreed that the world of human's must know about their courting rituals as well. Because, quoted, 'they can learn a thing or two from our race'. And of course I couldn't do anything else then agree.

They didn't want me to share this story in Westron but I told them there was no way I could write the whole book in Khuzdul, and eventually they agreed. So tonight I will also publish the book about dwarf courting.

These two books are not actual books, they are a guide line I use in my stories and you may use them as well, if you let me know before hand. You can also use them as entertainment or other business. It can also become your guide to court a human, although I wouldn't recommend it.

Dear reader,

Thank you for staying by my side through all these months! May happiness be with you until you meet the end of time, and beyond. There may be slow updates, but know that I will finish all my Hobbit books. For as I don't say goodbye, but farewell! ~