~ I heard this song on the radio last night and I couldn't help but hear this instead. I'm so sorry for this xD It just doesn't make sense at all -_- Get ready for 'The twelve days of...' in Hobbit style :D ~

On the first night of Christmas

the wizard brought on me

One pillaged pantry.

On the second night of Christmas

the wizard brought on me

Two curious neighbors

And one pillaged pantry.

On the third night of Christmas

the wizard brought on me

Three broken chairs

Two curious neighbors

And one pillaged pantry.

On the fourth night of Christmas

the wizard brought on me

Four smashed bottles

Three broken chairs

Two curious neighbors

And one pillaged pantry

On the fifth night of Christmas

the wizard brought on me

Five major headaches

Four smashed bottles

Three broken chairs

Two curious neighbours

And one pillaged pantry

On the sixth night of Christmas

the wizard brought on me

Six lame excuses

Five major headaches

Four smashed bottles

Three broken chairs

Two curious neighbours

And one pillaged pantry

On the seventh night of Christmas

the wizard brought on me

Seven piles of dishes

Six lame excuses

Five major headaches

Four smashed bottles

Three broken chairs

Two curious neighbors

And one pillaged pantry

On the eight night of Christmas

the wizard brought on me

Eight stains on my carpet

Seven piles of dishes

Six lame excuses

Five major headaches

Four smashed bottles

Three broken chairs

Two curious neighbors

And one pillaged pantry

On the ninth night of Christmas

the wizard brought on me

Nine shameful curses

Eight stains on my carpet

Seven piles of dishes

Six lame excuses

Five major headaches

Four smashed bottles

Three broken chairs

Two curious neighbors

And one pillaged pantry

On the tenth night of Christmas

the wizard brought on me

Ten ruïned doilies

Nine shameful curses

Eight stains on my carpet

Seven piles of dishes

Six lame excuses

Five major headaches

Four smashed bottles

Three broken chairs

Two curious neighbors

And one pillaged pantry

On the eleventh night of Christmas

the wizard brought on me

Eleven insults from Thorin

Ten ruïned doilies

Nine shameful curses

Eight stains on my carpet

Seven piles of dishes

Six lame excuses

Five major headaches

Four smashed bottles

Three broken chairs

Two curious neighbors

And one pillaged pantry

On the twelfth night of Christmas

the wizard brought on me

Twelve drunken dwarrows

Eleven insults from Thorin

Ten ruïned doilies

Nine shameful curses

Eight stains on my carpet

Seven piles of dishes

Six lame excuses

Five major headaches

Four smashed bottles

Three broken chairs

Two curious neighbors

And one pillaged pantry