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*CHEERING, YELLING, AND APPLAUSE*
    
WELCOME EVERYONE TO THE ANNUAL HOBBIT EATING CONTEST!!!!! I am your host........ Ruby Roper. The Hobbit Eating contest is one of the biggest events of the Shire and this year it is held in Hobbiton (my personal favorite place). Let me show you our contestants.

     First up is..... FRODO BAGGINS. COME ON EVERYBODY CHEER FOR THE HOBBIT WHO DESTROYED THE RING! *Girls swoon, and more applause* So Frodo, what was it like? Destroying the Ring I mean?

     Frodo: Well, it was very hard at first. You know because it basically possessed me.
Do you still think about it?

Frodo: Well not really. I mean I do, but not often. Now that you mention it, I do remember the nice, gold, design. How it shimmered in the light. How it was...... Precious to me. (Emphasize the 'Precious' to make it sound good 😉.)

Crowd: O_O

O_O

Everyone else in Middle Earth: O_O

Frodo: Well *clears throat* I mean it WAS precious to me. But ummmm I think it's not anymore. *smiles innocently*

Oookaygy!? Well then... OUR NEXT CONTESTANT...... SAMWISE GAMGEE!

*girls swoon* *Rosy gets jealous*

So, Sam..... you came back with Frodo from Mordor. How did it feel to come back alive? I know it's a dumb question but the whole point is, did you ever thought for a second that you were going to die?

Sam: Ummm yes. A lot.

     I know that you two encountered this creature named Sméagol, but called himself Gollum. I also understand that you two didn't really got along. I think only once, according to my sources. I was wondering if you two had any actual, normal conversations. Did you?!

     Sam: Well..... we did have one conversation, but it was rather sad. The short summary of it was that he caught a rabbit and he expected us to eat it raw. Ugh, who would want that, I thought to myself. So, I decided to cook it. He started to say that we are ruining the rabbit when we were making eat edible. I told them that all we needed to make the perfect meal was some good taters. The poor fellow didn't know what taters are! I was so disappointed.

Yes... ok. *trying not to scream out potatoes* ok ok ok, woah is it hot or is it just me. Ok well anyway..... our next guest... MERIADOC BRANDYBUCK!

*Merry comes through the curtain, girls faint*

So, Merry..... you were apart of the fellowship until you were torn apart from the others with Pippin. I heard that you had a terrible scratch or something on your forehead. Did you think that you were going to die?

Merry: Well, it hurt a lot and I felt so light-headed that I thought I was going to die for sure. I wouldn't forgive myself too. I would hate to die in front of Pippin.

*Crowd 'awwws' and some girls swoon*

Merry: He he he yup. He is my best friend and he is like my brother. I love him like he is my kin.... which he is, but closer.

*secretly ships them*

*Pippin comes out of where he is hiding and hugs Merry*

Awwwww, I totally.. He he not ship it..... ANYWAYS... EVERYONE WELCOME PEREGRINE TOOK!

*crowd cheers*

*me secretly making romantic eyes at him wishing that I was his*

*sobbing in a corner secretly that I'm not*

Agh, well! Welcome Pip! How do you fare?

Pippin: I am quite well! You look beautiful as ever!

*blush madly* Thank you. Soooo..... from what I know, you were basically a servant to Gondor. How was that like, for at least the short period of time?

     Pippin: Well, it was very... well it was very sad. The ex-Stuart Of Gondor was cruel and a coward in my opinion. It was a terrible thing that he thought that Faramir was dead, and he decided to burn him, when he was obviously alive. I had noticed that he loved Boromir more than Faramir, which made me angry because people should be loved equal, unless it's your family and stuff, but still! It's only fair.

     I believe that you sang for him, is it true?

     Pippin: Yes, it is. I didn't think that it will be good enough, and it was true. He didn't even say thank you or anything after. That really gave me doubt if people even likes me.

     Don't worry Pippin, there are people who does love you!

     Pippin: *blushes* Thank you! There are people who love you, too!

     *makes eye contact* *girls get jealous* *blushes madly at each other*

     Anyways, *breaking eye contact* we need to *clears throat* get on with the ummm show. Yup! SO MAKE SOME NOISE FOR THESE HOBBITS!

     *crows cheers like crazy YEHEHEYEUKEPEKA FHE*

     Ok, sooo! This is a food-eating competition, and there are multiple food stations. Your first one is some really hot tea, then you got some really spicy chili, then we have some soup that is made by my brother's mother-in-law, which is super bad, no offense, then the final stage is some raw Potatoes. I'm so sorry Sam, but it's all we have. Once we start, you cannot come back. You also have to keep going. If you are confused , then an example would be that you should drink the tea, but you can't have anything else to help it go down, or cool it off. Ok, so those were the main rule and have fun! Contestants, get ready. Hands behind your back, and.... GO

     *fireworks go off to start competition*

     And here they go folks, it seems that Sam is taking the lead by chugging down the te-oh wait Merry is coming up right behind him and then he is off to the next food item, Sam right behind him. Frodo chugged the tea down, which he now regrets because he is now taking a big cup of water, and he eliminated form the contest. Sorry Frodo!

     Frodo: It's alright, I never really liked competing anyways. *sobbing in a corner*

     Yeahhhh,,.... ANYWAYS! Merry is on the second stage, the very spicy chili! He is being followed by Sam in second and Pip in third. Sam is eating the best he can and-AND-ANBDSDDD DJSHSNNS! HE MAKES IT IN FIRST WITH MERRY RIGHT BEHIND HIM AND- wait whats this?! He stopped! What happened Sam?!

     *Sam getting a drink of water* The chili is WAY TOO HOT!

     Sorry Sam! Anyways... Pippin having a comeback, right behind Merry. They go on to the third stage, and they go through that one like a super-speed hero, or something! They are on the final stage! Here we go folks, the final stage! AND THERE THEY GO FOLKS! THEY ARE EATING THE POTATOE LIKE CRAZY! WAIT A MINUTE WHAT?! MERRY IS BACKING DOWN!

     Merry: I'm too stuff! COME ON PIP YOU GOT THIS!

     *Pippin eating the Potatoe* *suddenly stops* *is giving up*

     COME ON PIPPIN YOU GOT THIS! IF YOU HAVE NOTHING TO EAT FOR THEN I'L GIVE YOU SOMETHING! DO IT FOR THE PEOPLE, DO IT FOR THE YOUR FRIENDS, DO IT FOR ME PIPPIN BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!

     *Immediately gets awkward* *regretting what I said* *Pippin smiling and getting hope!* *smile back*

     *Pippin starts eating again* YOU GOT THIS PIP!

     *crowed cheering "PIPPIN" multiple times*

     PIPPIN IS FINISHING THE FINAL BITE ANDDDDD...... HE WON. YES PIPPIN WON.

      *Pippin drinking water* *takes mint* *lays down in victory*

     Good job Pip! How does it feel to win?!

     Pippin: It feels amazing! I feel that I accomplished something, finally, in life!

     Awww Pippin, you have done so much that we haven't. Your accomplished so much! *kisses cheek* You did amazing!

     Pippin: *blushes* Thanks! *suddenly grabs her waists* *looks into her eye* *kisses her fully on the lips*

     The Rest Is Up To You!

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     Okayyy people... This imagine is for JustaSyd . I had no idea what to do, I just did things at the top of my head. I would do this day after day, and I was super confused. I hope you guys liked it! Enjoy the pics and the one above is my doggy YEET! BYEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

     I'M SO SORRY I HAD TOO!

     USJALWKVDFNENSNSJ YEET YEHET!