Hey readers, followers, freaks, Tolkienettes, hobbitses, elves, dwarves, fangirls, orcs, trolls, wargs, WAIT ORCS!? GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!! :O

Sorry I haven't updated a real chapter for so incredibly long, but I didn't know what to do... so I've decided that I'll go on with writing the normal chat, and put the dates one for one in it too, and also I have some very good news: MORE PEOPLE ARE JOINING FACEBOOK!!!! So sorry, it isn't only from the Hobbit, but also from LOTR:  MERRY AND PIPPIN ARE ALSO JOINING!!! YAY!! :D :D :D :D So here we gooooo!!!!

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List of Fangirls:

dating- Facebookname - Wattpad name - name in story

Kili- WatsonTheHobbit- me - Neana    

Fili- _Filisapples_ - @narrystyleme   -......

Thorin-  MrsThorinOakenshield - @MrsThorinOakenshield   -Mira

Legolas- Aeryl_Greenleaf - @WillTreatyRA   -Aeryl

Aragorn- Arwen_Evenstar- the real Arwen, isn't that cute?! <3     

Bofur- Lilia_loves_Jokes -   @Ellastaniel   -Lilia

Bilbo- Da_One_Ring - @Slytherin_hobbit     -...........

Thranduil- Fabuila (mix between Fabulous and Thranduil!!)- @anna_the_Hobbit  -.....

Smaug- Idril_of_Gondolin   - @KnightoftheRealm    -Idril

Radagast- Radagast_Forever -@TreebeardHugger -Matilda, Tilly for short

Merry- elf_gurl -@Indilwen11 -Indilwen

Pippin- Khuzdy -@Daughter_of_Durin - Gya

Frodo- Loving_Hobbits -@ColdAndAQueenx - Lamira

Elrohir- Elf_killing_orcs_with_sass -@Mex_Madi -Zaredhel

Elladan- STILL OPEN BUT DOESN'T NEED TO HAVE A FANGIRL- check out the A/N about fangirls to see what you need to do to join!

Sam- STILL OPEN BUT DOESN'T NEED TO HAVE A FANGIRL!!! - Check all the things I said at Elladan, above this!

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Bofur_the_funny has posted:

Well... that has been a strange week.... So.. HOW DID YOUR DATES WENT????

Comments:

Yo_Yo_Dwalin: For one second I seriously thought you were going to say something serious... I've never been so wrong in my whole life!

Lilia_loves_Jokes: Hey Bofur!! We girls already discussed some dates, but there is so much to gossip  about right now... Our fingers are hurting from typing it all... X(

Bofur_the_funny: Ahw hunny is everything alright?

Lilia_loves_Jokes: A hug could help! :)

WatsonTheHobbit: and some chicken!

Bilbo_Baggins: Why chicken?

WatsonTheHobbit: It helps for me! hahah XD

Bofur_the_funny: ON MY WAY WITH CHICKEN!

Lilia_loves_Jokes: YAY!

Bofur_the_funny and Lilia_loves_Jokes have logged off

Kili_my_One_is_Neana: shall I get you some chicken Neana?(A/N I've changed my name in this into Neana)

WatsonTheHobbit: OHHH MYYY GOSHHH I LOVE YOUR PROFILENAME!!! <3 Am I really your One? :)

Thorin_King_under_the_mountain: Er... Kili is this true? Is she your One?

Fili_dating_: Heyyyyy Kili, good job! ;D So bro... it's true?

Kili_my_One_is_Neana: *blushes* Yup it is true... is it wrong? NO IT ISN'T WE ARE GOING TO EAT CHICKEN RIGHT NOW! BYE!

WatsonTheHobbit: *giggles*

Kili_my_One_is_Neana and WatsonTheHobbit have left

Thorin_King_under_the_mountain: I think I'm going to cry.... :)

Fili_dating_: ahw... Uncle.... go ahead, we won't judge!

Radagast_the_brown: WAS THAT A FROZEN QUOTE!?

Fili_dating_: MAYBEEEE Wait do you know Frozen? Have you seen it?

Radagast_the_brown: Yeah.... I LOVE IT OKAY!?

Radagast_forever: YEAH ME TOO!!!

Yo_Yo_Dwalin: wait, wait, hold on, this is too much: 1. Kili has found his One? WOW 2. Thorin is going to... cry?!  3. RADAGAST LOVES FROZEN!? 5. GUYS THERE ARE TWO RADAGAST ACCOUNTS!?

Radagast_forever: No, I'm his fangirl #duhhhhh We also had a date together, while you were all having your own dates.

Fili_dating_: 0-0 what just happened?

Bilbo_Baggins: I saw you two! You ran away into the forest together, and then you were gone...

Radagast_forever: Okay, I'll tell real quick: We ran into the forest together, and we followed some trails of small animals and we saved them, as they were squealing and stuff so we hugged them and healed them, and they were all right after....

Yo_Yo_Dwalin: right.... was that all?

Radagast_the_brown: No not really, but well... *giggles* that doesn't really matter.

Aeryl_Greenleaf: OH YEASH IT DOES!!! I WANNA KNOW ALL ABOUT IT!!!

WatsonTheHobbit: No! Wait until next chapter!! Now, I've heard some people have joined Facebook as well!! WELCOMEEEEEE!

Frodo_B, SamDaG , Pip_LOL , Merry_LOL , Elrohir_ and  Elladan_  have entered

Merry_LOL: HOBBITS IN DA HOUSSSEEE!!!

Pip_LOL: WOOP WOOP!!

SamDaG: Crazy lads...

Frodo_B: Sam, why are you SamDaG?

SamDaG: Sam-the or da- G, first letter of last name! It sounded very cool hahha

Frodo_B: *shakes head while laughing* oh Sam...

 Elrohir_: Hobbits... sometimes they surprise you by saving the world, and sometimes they are so drunk that they surprise you by their silliness...

Elladan_: Same here brother!

Arwen_Evenstar: Hiiiii

Elrohir_: So I heard you had a crush on Aragorn!

Elladan_: Yes so did I!

Arwen_Evenstar: *blushes* eerrrr How about you and Zaredhel? I heared you went on a date!!

Elrohir_: *blushes now too* Yes that is true

Elf_killing_orcs_with_sass: Hey Arwen! I haven't seen you in a long time!! :)

Arwen_Evenstar: Hey Zaredhel!! Yes that is true! I have missed you!!!

elf_gurl: HEYYYY GUYSSS!!!!

Khuzdy: HEEEYYYYYYYY DWARVISH LADY IN DA HOUSEEE!!!

elf_gurl: Right... I am elvish ya know!!

Loving_Hobbits: hey girls! I am a Hobbit!

Khuzdy: Aren't you the girl that dates Frodo?

Loving_Hobbits: errrrrr nooooo

Frodo_B: What no?! XD

elf_gurl: yes you aaarreeeeee ;D

Khuzdy: Niceee Pippin is ma bae, right Pip?

Pip_LOL: Yes I love you :)

SamDaG: WOW you changed from a YOLO-Hobbit into a very serious lad!

Yo_Yo_Dwalin: People tend to do that here, yes!

Thorin_King_under_the_mountain: WOW EVEN MORE HOBBITS!

Kili_my_One_is_Neana: DO YOU ALL HAVE HAIRY FEET!?

Fili_dating_: OMG KILI YOU CAN'T JUST ASK PEOPLE THAT!!!

Legolas_Greenleaf: Dwarves are soooo blunt!!

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MrsThorinOakenshield: GOT ANYTHING AGAINST DWARVES, BUDDY!?

Khuzdy: YEAH SOMETHING WRONG WITH DWARVES, ELFBOY!? My username is the dwarvish word for Dwarf by the way ;D

Thranduil_the_Fabulous: Well I agree with my son! At least we are fabulous!

Fabuila: YES INDEED!! *likes Thrannie's comment a million times*

Yo_Yo_Dwalin: AT LEAST WE KNOW HONOUR! AND WE DON'T CHECK OUR HAIR ALL THE TIME!

All the dwarves like this comment

Gloin: YOU STUPID ELVES ONLY TELL US WE'RE UGLY!!

Thranduil_the_Fabulous: YEAH BUT WE DON'T LOOK LIKE BARBARIANS!

Oin: THERE HE GOES AGAIN!!

Balin_the_Wise: Calm it down please! Some people try to enjoy Facebook, and maybe also sleep! HAVE YOU LOOKED AT THE TIME!?!?!?

Smaug_the_Terrible: YES IT IS VERY LATE I AM TRYING TO SLEEP!!! YOU- YOU...  BASTARDS!!!

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GollumGOLLUM: YESH PRECIOUS I AM TRYING TO SLEEPS THROUGH THE NIGHTS

Frodo_B: What nights? YOU LIVE IN A CAVE!

Bilbo_Baggins: YEAH RIGHT! GOLLUM GO AWAY!

Sting: yo gollum piss off! Go away!

GollumGOLLUM: AAAHHHHH IT STINGGGGSSSSS

Sting: yo da is ma name! I sting ya in ya head with ma blade that shines like da stars in da night!

Gandalf_the_Grey: Bilbo... what is wrong with your sword?

Sting: There ain't no nothing wrong with meh!

Glamdring: Would you mind if I told you to keep your mouth for a while? *drinks tea*

Sting: Yo shut ya little mouth!

Glamdring: *sips tea agressively* Oh the game is ooonnn!!!

WatsonTheHobbit: Even I don't get what has just happened.... ANYWAYSSSS

Bofur_the_funny: I'm sorry Balin, but Elves just make me VERY mad!!!

Lilia_loves_Jokes: YEAH stupid elves...

Aeryl_Greenleaf: SHUT IT!! ELVES ARE AWESOME!!!

_Filisapples_: BUT THEY SHOULDN'T INSULT OUR BAES ALL THE TIME!!!

MrsThorinOakenshield: YEAH THAT'S RIGHT!

Khuzdy: YES SAY IT GURL!!

elf_gurl: me?

Loving_Hobbits: *facepalm*

Da_One_Ring: ooohhhhh now the fangirls interfere in the fight.... This is getting a war!

Fabuila: it already was when you put on that outfit!

Da_One_Ring: What is wrong with my outfit!?

Fabuila: It insulted me!

Khuzdy: *scoffs* Yeah sure!

Fabuila: OOHHH YOU LITTLE DWARF BITCH

Khuzy: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?!?!?

Fabuila: OH YOU HEARD ME! OR ARE YOUR EARS TOO FULL OF HAIR!?!

Radagast_forever: Hey girls what happened to 'one big family'?

All the fangirls: *look up and stop their fight, but still stand in their fighting position, so you see some girls pulling each other's hair, others are on top of each other, some have unsheathed their swords*

Aeryl_Greenleaf: WHAT? Oh.. that's right... *steps away from a fangirl and puts away her sword*

Lilia_loves_Jokes: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? YOU THINK AERYL HAS EXTENTIONS?

Aeryl_Greenleaf: OH YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Legolas_Greenleaf: Yes! She is a natural beauty!!

Aeryl_Greenleaf: *before she attacks Lilia* ahw thanks bae!

Khuzdy: CHAAAARGGEEEE!!! *all the fangirls start fighting again*

WatsonTheHobbit: Hopeless...

Radagast_forever: indeed...

Bofur_the_funny: shall we get popcorn and watch it?

Pip_LOL: YES

Merry_LOL: I'll get the popcorn! Tell me what I missed!

W+R+B+P+M: *watch the fight while eating popcorn, they hear the screams of the girls and laugh about some things they yell at each other, BECAUSE SOME ARE HILARIOUS XD heheheh*

WatsonTheHobbit: Heyyy I hope you enjoyed the chapter!

Bofur_the_funny: for those who haven't been in this chapter much, they will come back more later!

Radagast_forever: Next up is my date with Radagast!!! :D

Elrohir: Thank you very much for the 4.3K reads on this story and all the votes and comments so far!!

Sting: Yo I hope ya enjoyed it like a hamburger in da macdonalds!

Glamdring: She has already mentioned that point to her audience!

Sting: Shut up with ya stupid and strange accent, ya little shit!

Bilbo_Baggins: SHUT UP STING!

Frodo_B: *facepalm* this is sooo awkward!

GollumGOLLUM: WHERE IS MY PRECIOUS!?!?!?!

Sting: Shut up ya earthworm!

Tolkien: *comes in and reads this whole book* WHAT THE FLIP FLAP IS THIS!?!?!?!?

WatsonTheHobbit: eerrrrrrrrr I'm honouring you! #HonourTolkien will take over instagram! (I hope) I made that # especially for Tolkien's birthday but let's make it a popular new # !!! :D :D So please use it on insta and here on Wattpad in your story's tags!! :D Thank you!!

Balin_the_Wise: Is this ever going to end? I WANT TO SLEEEEEPPP!!!

Smaug_the_terrible: YEAH ME TOOOOOOOOOO

Sting: SHUT YA FACE

SamDaG: Please comment and vote and share this story!

Tolkien: Lots of love from the Tolkien fandom! <3

WatsonTheHobbit: BYEEEEE  ~WatsonTheHobbit

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By the way, it's my anniversary, I've now officially been on Wattpad for 12 months, ONE WHOLE YEAR!! OMGG AAAHHHH PARTYYYYY!!!

*Thranduil and Legolas come in and start a party and throw around glitters*

Yeah right..

Anyways, thank you all very much and stuff, yeah... BYE I LOVE YA!!

~WatsonTheHobbit