Charlie and Vaggie, went into the lobby after an hour or 2 of trying to get sinners to sign up for the program. But they either dismissed her or just straight up laughed at her face before walking off.

Charlie, plop herself onto the couch while, angel scroll threw his phone as, vaggie leaned on the couch before y/n, walked in the room as he noticed the 2 as he asked.

Y/n: are you alreyt, Charlie and Vaggie? How'd it go?

Vaggie: (sigh) not a single new recruit.

Angel: yeah well, who'd would want their last days not fucking and fighting?

Y/n's mind: "probably you, angel."

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door, a rather hard but normal one as, y/n looked and went towards the doors as he grabbed the handle to the said door. He swung it gently open to reveal, sir pentious. Y/n's eyes widened a little. Surprised he is standing right in front of the snake demon he heard when he very first got to hell, the snake demon has his top hat on his chest as he was smiling before he said.

Sir pentious: why hullooo there, young gentleman!

Y/n: are you the lad who tried to murder, us?

Sir pentious: wellll, yess but I have come here now my good young sir.

Y/n: Alreyt that checks out. But why are you here? Have ye cum to git redeemed?

Sir pentious: why of course my young man! I had come to the place of redemption to redeem myself!

Y/n: great to 'ear but I'm not sure if t'others agree.

Vaggie: (offscreen) y/n, who is that??

Y/n: we got ourselves a sinner! To get redeemed!

Vaggie: (offscreen) really?

Y/n: aye, really. Cum look.

Vaggie, appeared as the adolescent moved out of the way and as he did, vaggie got a look on who "the sinner ready to be redeemed" really is. She reacted quickly and punched, sir pentious in the face as, the snake demon yelped in pain as he covered his face before being forced to the ground as he got his hat on as a spear was pointed at his face.

Sir pentious: WAIT WAIT WAIT! I come in peacess...

Vaggie: WHAT, are you doing here...?!

Charlie: (appears by the door; monotone voice) vaggie, what's the problem? (Gasp as she sees sir pentious; cheerful voice) oh, hello there reden!

Sir pentious: (vaggie gets off of him but still holding the spear to her side, also geys up) I didn't come looking for a fight. I-uh, I heard that you're helping people who...t-to be better?

Charlie: (gasps and rushes towards him) you heard right! Welcome, to our home of healing. Our resort of restoration. Our-

Angel: are you fucking nuts?! This chump was trying to kill us like literally, 6 hours ago!

Angel, exclaimed as he glared at, sir pentious who cowered in worry as, y/n interrupted. 

Y/n: actually it's half-5 hours with 48 minutes before it officially turns into 6 hours.

Angel: no one asked ya, n/n. And, besides. Now you want to bring him in here to live with us?

Charlie: absolutely! This place is about second chances and who deserves more than this slithery-...ss-slithery sssss-ssspecial little man!

Angel: (to vaggie) arnt'chu supposed to protect this place?

He asked before, the princess of hell herself gave her girlfriend the puppy eyes before, vaggie sighed and finally said.

Vaggie: fine. I guess he's not much of a threat without the help at machine.

Sir pentious: (beams happily)

Vaggie: or even WITH the war machine.

Sir pentious: (droops sadly)

Charlie: (runs and hugs her girlfriend tightly)
Ohh thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou! (Inhales) sir pentious! Welcome to the hazbin hotel!

Sir pentious: oh no, darling thank YOU. You won't regret this!

Angel: (annoyed) meh, I'll give ya week. Tops.

He and the rest walked back into the hotel as, Charlie decided to give, sir pentious a tour around the hotel. She lead him to the bar first where we see, husk drinking out of a bottle.

Charlie: so...this is the bar and the bartender. This is the curtain. And this; is the new wall after you broke the last one. Heh, oh! And this-this is the-

Vaggie: babe, you don't have to show him every detail.

Charlie: I know, I'm just so excited to have our second real guest!

Y/n: umm, I think you mean 'third' real guest, charlie.

Angel: speakin' of which; What the hell am I then??

Charlie: well, you're an important part of our family here, Angel. But, you-um...uhh.

Vaggie: (points up her fingers and counted) constantly make us look bad, sexually harass the staff, and have literally have never ONCE tried to improve. Besides, y/n of course.

Charlie: what she means is, it's just nice to have someone interested for a second time.

She finished before she walked towards, sir pentious as the porn star looked down in sadness after learning that she was right about him not improving...I meant vaggie who said it towards, angel by the way. Charlie, then showed the snake demon to nifty who was playing with, keekee with a string before she hissed as one-eyed cat sees him until running away.

Charlie: over here we have our maid, nifty.

Nifty: (gasp) the bad boy is back! (Jumps onto him, holding by his collars and having a sadistic smile with a creepy whisper) never leave me again...

Charlie: (worrying smile) we're about 80% sure she's harmless. (Normal) and over here, we have-oh uh!

She accidentally bumped into alastor with his usual yellow razor sharped teeth smile as she said.

Charlie: Alastir, our gracious facility manager! You've met our newest guest, sir pentious...heh, heh.

Alastor: ah, yes. You're the one who ruined my coat. (Darker tone of voice) I definitely remember you now.

Charlie, looked back to, sir pentious gulped. she thought of what to do next to defuse or calm the situation more-like before she got an idea that just popped into her head as she said.

Charlie: well, I guess this is a great time for your first lesson: (clears throat) "how to apologize" the first step to become a better person is to admit when you are wrong.

Y/n: or, in the wrong...sorry.

Charlie: anyway-(gently pushes sir pentious to alastor) why don't you give it a try?

Sir pentious: yes, um...Mr. Um, radio demon sir, please forgive me for attacking you and ruining your very lovely coat...um, here...

He pulled out a piece of fabric that he tore from the end of his coat couple of hours ago as he hand it to the radio demon.

Alastor: Oh-ho! Not many people have been able to take even much from me. It must've meant quite a lot to you.

Despot being generous, he lit the piece from us coat into green flakes as, Charlie, sir pentious, and y/n stood there stunned by his actions. Well, with pentious being more stunned and y/n being less stunned.

We now go into the lobby with, Charlie, angel dust, vaggie, y/n, and sir pentious. Their next activity that Charlie had made up in mind.

Charlie: Now! With a new resident. I think it's important we all get to know each other, so we are going to play a little game.

Y/n: question: what type of game is it?

Charlie: just follow me, n/n. (Slight singsong voice; smiling) my name is, Charlie. (Claps) I like to sing. (Claps again) and when we get to know each other, it's the greatest thing. (Claps for a final time; to y/n) do you see where I'm getting at?

Y/n: (nods exasperatingly)

Charlie: good. Now give it a try?

Y/n, sat beside Charlie and sir pentious as he gave them a moment of silence as he recollects his interest that sound suitable and child friendly. He wasn't always like this when he was alive, he cursed before and made sometimes dirty jokes (sometimes over the top) but that doesn't make him a drug addict, alcoholic, or any worse thing in the book.

Angel: kid.

Y/n: yeah?

Angel: are ya gonna go or just sit there like an idiot?

Y/n: oh, right. (clears his throat) my name is y/n. (Claps) I like to draw aaand read, that's reyt. (Claps again) and despite me challenges I think I'm doin' swell. (Claps for a final time)

Sir pentious, got the memo and then said, trying to soung singsongy like Charlie but came in just some stuttering words.

Sir pentious: m-my names sir pentious. (Claps) I like to build. (Claps again) and despite my stupid egg bois I think I'm very skilled. (Claps for a final time...again)

Angel:...this is stupid.

Charlie: 🎶 this is not stupid! (Claps) it's just the game! Sir pentious and y/n did it well so now please and try to do the same! 🎶 (claps)

Angel: (sighs as he pinched the bridge of his nose) I am too sober for this.

Vaggie: well, get used to it and learn how to play. (Singsong voice) This is going to be your whole day. (Claps while grinning smugly)

We now see, angel in a dirty beige fedora hat and trench coat as he held a script to his face (written by Charlie Morningstar herself) with a bored face.

Sir pentious, wore a white and yellow lining child-like sailor uniform including the hat. Y/n, wore a pair of khaki pants, brown shoes, and a cherry red sweater vest with a white button-up shirt underneath of it. He also had a fake mustache on his face as he had square glasses and a fake pipe to his mouth.

Their roles were, Angel dust: the crackhead. Sir pentious: the child. And y/n: the father.

Angel: (monotone) "oh, I'm a bad man on a streets who never got enough hugs. Now, Where's an innocent kid I can sell crack to."...Wow! Who wrote this?!

Charlie: (smiling) it's great right?...keep going.

Angel: "hey, you."

Sir pentious: "who, me?~"(sparkling eyes)

Angel: "yeah, you look like who could use some...devils dandruff"? Oh for fucks sake...

Sir pentious: "not me. I have to go home and help my father to fix his roof. (To y/n "the father") Isn't that right, father?"

Y/n: (somewhat deep tone of voice; smiling) "o' course me bairn! Don't want t'roof t'start leakin' eh?"

Angel: "come on kid, it'll make you cool like me...the crackhead!"

Y/n: "well, if ah got a say i' this, i' is that t'only cool thin' 'ere is to say no t'drugs. Isn't that reyt me bairn?"

Sir pentious:"of course, father! Now, you'll excuse me. I'm off to not have sexual-intercourse before marriage!"

The princess of hell, stood up as she clapped while saying...

Charlie: YES! Oh, bravo, bravo! (Walks to the serpent demon) Wow, pentious. At this rate, you will be redeemed in no time! Alongside with, y/n here.

Angel: I...I'm going to bed.

The pornstar walked to the staircase as everyone else started to go to bed as well before he turned around as he looked at the 3 with, y/n removing the fake mustache and the glasses as, Charlotte-I mean-charlie complimented the 2.

Charlie: I am so proud of you, sir pentious! You and y/n were amazing.

Sir pentious/y/n: thank you./anytime, lass.

Charlie: that was beautiful work today!

Y/n: nae need to thank us, miss Morningstar. Just being professional. That's all.

Charlie: (giggles) of course you were.

Y/n: aye, and I wasn't jokin' on tha-

Sir pentious: you like me. You really like me!

Y/n: (to sir pentious) uh, lad? Charlie, is already datin' vaggie.

Sir pentious: actually, I mean that she is proud of me-er, our work of our acting sskillss!

Y/n: oh. Sounds fair.

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