America: ok so why was this made?

England: so we can all agree that France and Sophia should hook up.

IM RIGHT HERE YA KNOW!!

France: don't worry Mon Amour I'm sure we can hook up America and Angleterre

YAY!!

England: No!!

America: dudes....

>'-'<

China: I think Sophia and France would make a wonderful couple!

Yeah like you and Russia!!

China: w-what?!

I ship those two! Also Germany and Italy!

Germany: NIEN!

Italy: wait like a ship as in ⛵️

Suuuuure

Russia: what the hell? Also
where is my vodka?

France: not telling!

Neither am I!

England: where is Romano and Toni?

France: probably having sex

Italy:.......

FRANCE! Oh god if they are having sex in my room then I'm gonna kill them

England: wait if you aren't in your room where are you?

Uhhhhh

France: ohohonhonhon~

France hush!

Russia: I can't un see that....

England: what?!

Nothing!

France: ohohonhonhon~

America: dude are you two like
friends with benefits?

N-no!

France: Oui

America: awww I wanted to be her friend with benefits

Bruh....

Japan: what is happening?

YOAI HENTAI!!!

Japan: what?! Lemme see!

It's in my room!

America: if Japan walks in on those two having sex I'm gonna feel bad for him.

I WONT!

America: wow.....#slay

I am very evil~!