Avgn:sonic.exe...i never heard of the game,but...at the same time...it does have sonic in the title.so...it could be the first or 2nd game.i have played sonic 06 in the past but this could be a good sonic game.right?oh well.lets pop this fucker in and-

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!

Avgn:(sighs)one momment.(opens the door)

The critic:NEEEEEEEERD!!!!sorry to interupt,but is it okay if i review the E.T game,because some people reccomend it.

Avgn:...ill see what i can do.

The critic:oh.okay.wait...are you reviewing sonic?

Avgn:dont know which one.

The critic:what?

Avgn:yeah...its called sonic.exe...i have no idea if its the first or 2nd game though.

The critic:why?

Linkara:hey critic,have you seen that living zombie comic im trying to k-(sees the sonic.exe disc)

Avgn:what?

Linkara:(pulls out his magic gun)PUT THE GAME DOWN RIGHT NOW!

Avgn:ive handled shitty things before linkara(walks off)

Linkara:WAIT NO!DONT-

It was too late

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Linkara:...oh no.

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Avgn:...maybe a glitch.

Linkara:thats no glitch.

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Avgn:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

the critic:HOW SHOULD I KNOW?!ITS ALL RED AND YOU ONLY GET 3 CHARACTERS?!

Linkara:its what it wants.

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Avgn:alright ill pick tails.

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The critic:whats up with that laugh?it sounds like someone making some terrible dubstep

Linkara:ugh...

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Avgn:the music also sucks as well and the graphics...well...they're fine.

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Avgn:so thats it?all you have to do is walk?

The critic:yep.

Linkara:pretty much.

Avgn:whats the deal with that?some idoit thinks alright to have an unlimited walking level?!AND NO SPIN DASHES?!WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!

the critic:megan fox...always.

Avgn:why would someone do that?!and...is that a dead animal?

Linkara:yep.

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Avgn:theres sonic,maybe he explan whats going on.

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The staic was there

The critic:oh my god,slender is behind all of this!quick!use an anti-virus!

Linkara:its a little too late critic.

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Avgn:wanna play?if its a diffrent game then that would be great.

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Linkara:now your in angel island...which is on fire.

The critic:why the hell is on fire?!

Avgn:WHAT THE FUCK?!

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Avgn:COME ON!RUN FASTER BITCH!COME ON!RUN FASTER!RUN FASTER YOU LITTLE PEICE OF SHIT!

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Linkara:oh no.

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tails:(screams)

Avgn:tails screams like a bitch

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The critic:alright my turn!IM PICKING KNUCKLES!(picks knuckles)

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The critic:god that dubstep...

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The critic:okay...so i just run...can i punch something?

Avgn:nope.

The critic:AGH!

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The critic:GREAT!IM DEAD!

Avgn:you think so?!i mean look,it looks like your trying to run into him like some sort of wrestler from greece!

The critic:SHUT UP!

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Knuckles:(screams)

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Linkara:...eggman is next(sits down and plays)

Avgn:all you do...is run down the stairs,like a ballerina.

The critic:even though its how eggman runs but seriously!GET A BETTER SPRITE!

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Linkara:...its happening...

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Avgn:...i am god?

Critic:YOUR NOT GOD!

Linkara:(pulls out his magic gun)WE'RE NOT PRAYING TODAY THANK YOU VERY MUCH!(fires at the screen and it explodes)...ill buy you a new computer.which model do ya want?

Avgn:something both old and new at the same time.maybe a laptop.

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Linkara:alright.(leaves)

Avgn:...this game sucks.