episode 4-jack the ripper
Mr.poopy butthole:Last time on heroes of the multiverse.
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Beep...beep...beep...
A door opened
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Samuel:...im sorry...i was blinded by lies.
Rick:WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU GIVE THEM REGULAR DOG FOOD MORTY?!YOU KNOW THESE GUYS FEED ON STEAK ONLY!
Morty:I-I-I DIDNT KNOW RICK!
Sonic:too easy!piece of cake!(dashes at the robot)
???:and that arragance will get you killed
stop us?!
Hakai:i go by many names,but...just call me...hakai.
Hakai has the portal gun
Morty:OH MY GOD!HE TOOK THE PORTAL GUN!
Rick:ugh!give that back hakai!
Hakai:i rather not.take them away.
Ryuranger:Five stars, shining in the heavens!
Kuroranger:and 1 dark star!also shining in the heavens
Dairangers:Gosei Sentai!Dairanger!
Guard:Rick Sanchez?hakai wants a-
Rick:pass(knocks the guard out and takes his keys,then unlocks adrians cell,momorus cell,and kutoros cell)
Kutoro:GOD LIVES!
Hakai:(sighs)i still dont understand why my wife wanted me to hire a mortal.
Rick:(flips a switch and usagi was free)
???:your not arround from here are you?
Rick:yep.you are?
???:names raiden.
Rick:raiden huh?nice name.
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Mr.poopy butthole:NOW LETS CONTUNE!OOOOOOH WEE!
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Marinette:your a kamen rider?
Daijou yuseki:yes,i am the 3rd kugga of the multiverse.
Marinette:the 3rd what?
Daijou:there are 3 kuugas in the multiverse.the original kuuga who was passed on to a man who has the last name as me.yuseki,and there is another kuuga.who goes by the name yuseki
Marinette:and your name is daijou yuseki.
Daijou:yes.
[City]
Rick:(moddifying one of the robots to turn it into a car)
Raiden:what is he doing?
Morty:chill man.let him do his thing
Pidge:(gets on his lion)
Hunk:(gets on his lion)alright.all set.lets roll.
Both lions flew off
Rick:SERIOUSLY?!ugh!cant they just wait?
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[France]
Marinette:but why did you come here?
Daijou:again,i was about to meet my sensei here.
Marinette:...has ladybug died?
Daijou:who
Marinette:ladyb-(glows again)wait!no!please i have so many questions like how-(dissapears)
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Daijou:what?
[Road]
Rick was driving the robot
rick:alright,once we find the meeseeks box,everything should be fine.
Raiden was driving a regular car
Rick:seriously?your driving a car,i have to admit the model looks cool,but a hand made car is better.
Morty:uh,rick,he may have faced worst,i dont think its a good idea to make fun of him.
Rick:relax morty,ive seen people who fought through wars.i know how it works.
[Green lion]
Pidge:hunk,you know where the meeseeks box is?
[Yellow lion]
Hunk:hmmmm...right there.on top of that building...and...someone is taking someone hostage...a women and her son...
[Raidens car]
Raiden:what?
[Green lion]
Pidge:and its blue?
[Road]
Rick:WHAT?!aw crap.we're too late.
[High school 2006]
Marinette:(gets telaported in time)AGH!
Marinette:ugh...i have so many question why would this happen?(gets up)and where am i this time?(starts glowing again)already?!but i-(gets teleported)
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Everyone came in and started singing
(Insert wtf face here.)
[Building]
Rick,morty,pidge,hunk,and raiden came up stairs
Raiden:Rose!John!let them go now!
Mystrious man:after you drop your weapons
Rick:GIVE US BACK THAT MEESEEKS BOX MOTHERFUCKER!
Mystrious man:not a chance...
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SIGMA!
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Mystrious man:amazon.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
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Raiden:(pulls out his sword)
Rick:morty,take the hostages somewhere safe
Morty:a-alright,every one down stairs.(walks off with rose and john)
Rick:(pulls out a laser pistol)alright motherfucker,lets dance!
[City]
Morty:(takes them to the atlis)its okay,these guys will help you get back on your feet.ill pet your husband know you two are in here!
The atlis flew away
Morty:i hope rick can get out of this one.
[Building]
Rick and Raiden were getting beaten up by amazon sigma
Kamen rider amazon Sigma:(kicks rick in the gut)
Rick:AGH!son of a bitch!
Raiden:(tries to fight back but gets stabbed)AGH!
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Kamen rider amazon sigma:(is about to leave)
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Raiden:pain...this is why i fight.(punchs sigma)
Kamen rider amazon sigma:GAH!...not bad.
Raiden:(laughs)i think its time for jack...TO LET ER RIP!(runs up to him and fights him)
SLICE!SPLAT!
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Kamen rider amazon sigma:DIE!
VIOLENT!STRIKE!
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SLICE!
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Sigma died
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Raiden:(chuckles then turns back to normal)...agh...(sees that the meeseeks box is gone)what the?
[The atlis]
Rick:okay,i wanna say,thank yoh for joining us raiden,and your family will also come with you,because they dont want to see you leave again.
Raiden:thank you sir.but if i did leave.rose would understand why.
Rick:i see.however i feel bad that you leaving your family behind,WILL cause problems.i know this because i lost my wife once.
Raiden:i see.
Rick:alright.everyone take off.
The atlis left
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(Rick and Morty theme)
Mr.poopy butthole:NEXT TIME ON HEROES OF THE MULTIVERSE!
Rick:here we are!the interglactic government.
Morty:so after this,they wont come back?
Rick:yep.
Emu:LETS ALL CLEAR THIS WITH NO CONTUNES!
Hirro:a new gashslot?
Tyinga:what?
Snoutlout:hello hiccup
Hiccup:sboutlout?
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