(Warning this chapter is way too 18+ and it will have 1 lemon,ONLY 1! and after this one,im never doing one in a story again,also another fair warning,cringe...lots and lots and lots of true cringe...and this cringing chapter is...so bad...you want to dissect your own brain out of your skull and beat it up with a baseball bat)(also if your ben 10 fans,NO THIS ISNT BENS SON EITHER!ITS NOT KENNY,ITS NOT KEN!ITS A CHARACTER FULL OF CRINGE!)

[House-kens bedroom]

Ken:(packs his things and leaves)

[House-gurrage]

Ken:(grabs his bike)

[Neighborhood](i spelled it wrong,i know)

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Ken:(rides away)i have to make my parents proud.(yes his parrents are dead)

Bully(played by anthony paddila):HEY NORME! You runnin away?

Ken:(cries and rides away)(and he knows nothing except "you know what it is,18+,come on people you know this stuff")

Bully(played by anthony padilla):have fun! NORME!(laughs)

Ken:(cries even more)WHY?!WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME?!

[Prison hallway-ricks cell]

(His roommates are morty(cuz hakai was kind enough to do so...cuz hes nice on the inside)inuyasha,kagome,ian,and anthony)

Rick:YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT HAKAI! WHY MUST YOU DO ANY OF THIS?! YOU IMPRISONED HEROES AND YOU MADE ME LOST A FUCKING BET WE MADE!cWHY MUST YOU DO ANY OF THIS?! WHY?! ugh!great! now we're gonna be rescued by a virgin.

Morty:why did you make a bet with him rick?!

Rick:cuz when he first captured me,he made sure everyone dosnt escape for "balancing the universe". I was the first person to escape. And we made a bet. If i escape 5 times,he has to admit im better and he has to wear a shirt that symbolizes me,and he would've been embarrassed!

Morty:and if you lose,we have to be saved by a virgin?!

Rick:IT WAS EITHER THAT,OR TWERK WITH A RANDOM CELEBRITIE IN FRONT OF HIM! Besides,he must've won and he finnaly gets to "balance the universe". Ugh,more like dominating it. We have to face the facts and wait for a fucking virgin morty. Geez...if its summer i blame her and stupid boobs!

Morty:this is the last time i hear bets like this rick...

Rick:but still,to past the time we're gonna be telling storys. and this will also be like interdimensonal cable and mortys mind blowers.

[School-11th grade class](he used to go school until he was exspelled due to his own shyness,fear,and anxiety)

Ken:...h-hello?anyone here?

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Crazy teacher:(mumbles a bunch of giberish then sees ken)YOU!(charges at him and slips on a random banana peel)AH!...ow...

Ken:...i...survived...and i knew why...my virginity is telling me to live!and i shall live until i give it up!(walks off)

[Ricks prison cell]

Rick:alright,ill start with the story of how i mantaged to eat 500 buckets of kfc!

(Flashback)

[Kfc contest]

Rick:ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS!GET REDAY TO EAT YOUR OWN SHIT!

3!

2!

1!

BEEEEEEEP!

Everyone started to eat

25 minutes later

Everyone got sick...except for rick

Rick:ALL DONE BABY!OOOOOOOOH!

[Prison cell]

Morty:you ate all of that chicken?

Rick:and i took a huuuuge shit.

Inuyasha:lame.

Anthony:yeah,eating kfc and take a giant shit?

Ian:thats what lunchtime with smosh does.

Rick:alright,what story do you guys got?

Ian:well,there was this one time where i put lice in anthonys hair one time.

(Flashback-dec 12th 2011)

Ian:hehehehehhehe...(puts lice in anthonys hair)

Anthony:(feels the lice and screams)

[Prison cell]

Ian:(chuckles)eh?eh?

...

Anthony:(slaps ian)...no.

Ian:...fine. how about you anthony?

Anthony:the time i have won an award with having no talent,but with awesome hair.

(Flashback apirl 7th 2014)

Anthony:yes!yes!i won!i have the most amazing hair!

[Prison cell]

Ian:that award could be for everyone anthony.

Anthony:but they choice me. becuase my hair could give me these sweet awesome dreams(flips his hair)

Random women:(offscreen)AGH! MY OVARIES EXPLODED!

Rick:way to go anthony,a girls pussy just blew up,literally.

Morty:I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! I JUST WANT TO GO HOME!

Rick:morty,wait...

Morty:YOU WAIT RICK! I RATHER ESCAPE RIGHT NOW!

Rick:hakai is a god! He could literally decapitate our heads with a finger if we try to escape.

Morty:(screams)

[City]

Ken:(walking up to a bank)

[Bank]

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Ken:excuse me...d-do you have money?

Man(keith leak II):uh...yeah?

Ken:i need it.

Man(keith leak II):oh,yeah sure.do you need to deposit the money or-

Ken:i need it in cash.

Man(keith leak II):okay,from where?

Ken:from here.

Man(keith leak II):i ment like from your account

Ken:i dont have one.

Man(keith leak II):excuse me?!

Ken:l-look,i-i need the money...a-and i know nothing except-

Man(keith leak II):GET OUT OF HERE!

Ken:...my virgintiy tells me...i do not need money...AND I SHALL LISTEN TO IT!

Man(keith leak II):ya know what?this is too early for this shit.

[Prison hallway-ricks cell]

Rick:alright...your guys turn.lets if your story can beat ours?

The door opened and hakai was there

Hakai:i would talk to one person who is brave enough to-

Rick:sorry,the bet said we can only be saved by a virgin.

Hakai:ugh...look,the reason why-

Rick:the reason why you captured us,is because you want to dominate the universe!

Hakai:no i do-

Rick:DONT PLAY DUMB!IVE SEEN INFINTY WAR AND ENDGAME!

Hakai:...(sighs)your wrong rick,i want to balance the universe.

Rick:SO THAT EVERYONE WILL GET BORED! AND IT WILL BE YOUR FAULT HAKAI! YOUR FAULT! Y-YOU ARE JUST LIKE THANOS! YA HERE?! YOUR JUST LIKE THANOS!

...

Hakai:(sighs and leaves)

Rick:ugh,whoever wants to truly balance the universe in this kind of way,is considered a douchebag.

Morty:WHY DID YOU EVEN MADE A BET LIKE THIS RICK?!

Rick:YOU THINK I WANTED THIS TO HAPPEN?!

inuyasha:WILL ANY OF YOU CALM DOWN?!

Ian:SHUT UP!JUST SHUT UP!why are you preventing us to leave?!

Hakai:because of one simple thing,and that is because-

Rick:YOUR AN ASSHOLE!

Morty:LET HIM LISTEN RICK!

Rick:THE DAY I LET HIM LISTEN IS A DAY WHERE EVERYONE ONLY RELIES ON HIM ON THE 4TH OF FUCKING JULY!

Morty:oh geez...

Hakai:CAN YOU ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP?!

[Bank]

Man #1(keith leak II):can you please tell me why you dont need money and now you do?

Ken:im hungry...

Man #2(noah grossman):sir,you've been here for 13 hours,can you just make a deposit and leave?

Ken:my parents are dead and they didnt leave me anything...

Man #1(keith leak II):why the hell would someo-wait...your ken right?

Ken:y-yeah?

Man #1 and man #2:ooooooooh...

Man #2(noah grossman):Sorry sir. We didnt know. Your parents did leave you their money.

Man #1(keith leak II):900,000 dollars.

Man #2(noah grossman):and a phone of your choice.

Man #1(Keith):just make sure you pay your bills.(okay,ken knows how to pay bills too)

Ken:thank you,ill make sure ill pay on time...whats a phone?

....

Man #2(noah grossman):WHAT THE FU-

[City]

Kamen rider kudokange:(fights a bunch of guards)

Guard:you wont escape hakais grasp!(tries to punch her)

Kamen rider kudokange:yes...i...CAN!

SOYIA!MUTSOBKRI SCLASH!

SLASH!SLASH!

BOOOOOOOOOOOM!

...
...

Kamen rider kudokange:(reverts)

...

Marinette:(sighs and runs off)

...

[Bank]

Man #1(Noah grossman):sir,can you just please choose a phone alreday?!

Ken:uh...this one?(picks a really old phone)it looks cool

Man #2(keith leak II):how the hell do you even take that arround with you?!

Ken:u-uh...(picks up another old phone)this ome

Man #2(keith leak):SERIOUSLY?!

Man #1(Noah grossman):okay,look you have plenty of options,JUST CHOOSE!

Ken:o-okay!uh...this one!(picks a banana)

Man #2(keith leak II):what?!

Man #1(Noah grossman):ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!THATS A FUCKING BANANA!

Ken:uh...uh...AH!I GOT IT!(picks up a phone)this one!

Man #2(Keith leak):WHAT THE FU-

[Prison cell]

Rick:TELL ME WHY YOU WOULD LOCK US IN THIS PETTING ZOO MOTHERFUCKER!

Hakai:because you are all threats that spread crouption to every single universe

Morty:WE WERE TRYING TO HELP THE INTIRE MULTIVERSE YOU PEICE OF SHIT! A-A-AND RICK MADE A BET AND HE LOST TO IT! AND ITS YOUR FAULT! Y-Y-YOU EVEN KILLED RYUS TEAM!

Hakai:...we're done here.

Morty:GET BACK HERE!

Rick:its okay morty,just let happen. anyway kagome. Do you and your demotic boyfriend have a story?

Inuyasha:the first time me and kagome went to buttworld. Thanks to you.

(Flashback)

[Buttworld]

A portal opened up

...

Inuyasha:its just world made out of butts.

Kagome:what is going on here?

Rick:well,its one of my top 5s

Kagome:(gets lived in the air because of a fart)AH! HEEEEELP!

Inuyasha:KAGOME!

Rick:relax. She'll be fine.

Inuyasha:this is all your fault!

Rick:its buttworld,what did you exspect?

[Prison cell]

Rick:boriiiiiiing!

Inuyasha:YOU TOOK US THERE!

Rick:and you made it less boring you peice of shit.

[Bank]

Man #1(noah grossman):PLEASE PICK A PHONE!

...

Ken:uh...uh...(picks up a phone)THIS ONE!

...
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Man #2(keith leak II):oh! my daughter loves that phone! shes a early 2000s tech geek!

Man #1(noah grossman):intresting choice man. You rock.

Ken:t-thank you.

Man #2(keith leak II):alright,that could be his back up phone.

Man #1(noah grossman):i phone or galaxy?

...

Ken:how can a galaxy be a phone?

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...

Man #1(noah grossman):AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

[Prison cell]

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Rick:does anyone have any waffer cookies?

Inuyasha:or ninja food?

Morty:NONE OF US HAVE THOSE!

Kagome:(sighs)

[Bank]

Ken:uh...(picks up 2 phones)these two?

Man #2(keith leak):2 phones?

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Man #1(noah grossman):i cant see why not.

Ken:thank you!ill promise ill pay my bills(walks off)

...

Man #1(noah grossman):...did we just talked to a normie and a virgin?

Man #2(keith leak):MOTHERFUCKERS!

[Sidewalk]

Ken was waiting for a bus

A bus pulled up

[Bus]

Driver(ian):what do ya want?

Ken:i need to head to this address

...

Driver(ian):...i can take you to a hotel

Ken:whats that?

Driver(ian):you dont know what a hotel is?!

Ken:n-no?

Driver(ian):...you have failed to he a human being.

Ken cried and ran away from the bus

...

Driver(ian)what the fu-

[Woods]

Ken:(runs away while crying)

...

Ken:WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME AND CALL ME A NORMIE?!I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!(cries)

...

Ken saw an abonded pizzarea in the middle of nowhere(it also takes place in the fnia dimenson)

Ken:...a building...maybe...maybe i can rest or something...

...

[Pizzarea]

...

Ken:h-hello?

...

Ken:anyone here?

(Okay,this is the part for the lemon. You can choose to skip if you want,but if your a lemon person. Go right ahead)

Freddina:hello there handsome~

Ken:h-huh?

Freddina:you look very cute,mind staying?

Ken:y-yeah.(comes close to her and kisses her lips)

Freddina:(kisses back)

Ken:(pulls back)can you use your tounge please?

Freddina:aw,you want me to use my tounge? You must really want me.(kisses ken again but adding tounge to it this time)

Ken:(moans and hugs her)

Freddina:(hugs back and pulls back from the kiss leaving a trail of saliva)

Then suddenly her eyes glow a hit

Freddina:you want to make love to me?

Ken:yes.

Freddina:(smiles and rips his clothes off)

Ken:(blushes)

Freddina:(smiles and sees his dick)so big~(sucks kens dick)

Ken:(moans)

Freddina kept sucking his dick

Ken:(moans)

Bon-bon(female bonnie):well,well. we got a cuite(kisses kens lips)

Ken:(moans)

Freddina:(keeps sucking then makes ken cum)

Ken:(moans)

Freddina:did that feel good ken?

Ken:y-yeah...

Bon-bon:my turn~(gets her breast close to kens face)lick them.

Ken:(licks her breast)

Bon-bon:(moans)

Ken:(keeps licking)

Bon-bon:(moans)

Ken:(drinks from her breast)

Bon-bon:(smiles)

Chica:oh,what a handsome man~(kisses kens lips and strokes his dick)

Ken:(moans into the kiss)

Chica:(keeps stroking his dick)

Ken:(pulls back from the kiss)keep going...please.

Chica:very well~(keeps stroking kens dick)

Ken:(moans)

Chica:(storkes even faster)

Ken:(moans and cums)

Chica:you like us,dont you?

Ken:y-yes!

Foxy came in

Foxy:hello matie~(comes up to ken and rides on his dick)

Ken:(moans)

Foxy:you like me,dont you?

Ken:yes ma'am.yes i do!

Foxy:(smiles and keeps riding his dick)

Ken:(moans)

Foxy:give me a kiss matie~

Ken:(kisses foxys lips)

Foxy:(keeps riding kens dick)

Ken:(while kissing)im gonna cum!(cums inside of foxy)

Foxy:(moans)

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Foxy:so im your favorite,right?

Ken:yes. You are my favorite. And i thank you all for stealing my virginty. Because i have done it...ive saved the world.

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(Then why are the heroes still CAPTURED?! awnser-BECAUSE KEN IS A DUMBASS NORIME!....thank god thats over though,now if you dont mind,im gonna wash my hands and eyes for writting this crigny lemon. Also please give out some hate comments for this story. (Because i will add them later). now if you dont mind im gonna punch myself in the balls(does so)AGH!...worth it!)

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