Dear Diary.
HOLY SHIT I ALMOST GOT MURDERED BY A ROBOT THING! okay, explanation time the thing was luckily immobile but the fucker had lasers! LASERS BUG RED DEATH LASERS okay well the laser was blue but STILL, anyway so turns out I was asleep for 100 years... 100. Years. Everyone I ever knew is DEAD and I don't even remember them... And APPARENTLY, I'm supposed to fight THIS THING

HOW!? LIKE SERIOUSLY! I'll be lucky if I don't DIE I've had nightmares of dying to various enemies and situations, it feels like it was so real... The old man told me he'd give me a paraglider if I got him something from this weird temple dungeon thing? HE DIDN'T GIVE IT TO ME BY THE WAY, He only gave me MORE tasks to do next time I see him ima shove my foot where the sun don't shine!