33 days since The Convergence. You brought Diana, Peni, and a different version of Hulk, Rocket, and Spider-Man along with two girls that have a cheetah abilities.

MCU Spider-Man: "So, what are we doing here?"

(Y/N): "Well, we're here o meet up with a group of mercenaries that will show up in that facility."

You then see one fo the girls filing their nails.

???(Barbi Minerva): "If you ask me, these people are all ruffians."

(Y/N): "They can be a big help for us Barbi."

???(Prof. Hulk): "Look, these guys are mercenaries, they're just there for the money."

(Y/N): "We can give them a better reason to fight."

Then Rocket starts laughing.

MCU Rocket: "Wait, you're serious?"

(Y/N): "Yes."

MCU Rocket: "You can give them a better reason, hahahahaha!"

???(Cheetah): "Shut up or I will slice your fur off!"

(Y/N): "Knock it off Cheetah."

MCU Spider-Man: "So how we gonna get in and convince them that we're on their side?"

(Y/N): "We'll tell him we're mercs too and we were hired by the same contractor."

MCU Rocket: "Who's their contractor?"

(Y/N): "This is him."

You then show a holographic image of the contractor.

(Y/N): "His name is Redmond Mann."

MCU Rocket: "That guy looks like he's about to die any day now."

(Y/N): "He has a device that extends his life span."

MCU Rocket: "What so he can get more wrinkles?"

(Y/N): "So he can outlast his brother."

You then change the image to show the same contractor in a different color of clothing

MCU Rocket: "Okay I see the resemblance, they have way too many wrinkles."

(Y/N): "Well they were born in 1820."

MCU Spider-Man: "That's really old, they're like that knight form Indiana Jones."

Diana: "I'm 317 years old, and I'm still young."

(Y/N): "Well they both a low IQ, and this is an estimate, they have an IQ of 2."

MCU Rocket: "Yeah I'm pretty sure they won't be winning any spelling bees any time soon."

???(Prof. Hulk): "So, how are we getting into the facility?"

You then pick up Mjölnir and throw it at the gate and destroying it.

(Y/N): "Does that answer your question Prof. Hulk."

Prof. Hulk: "Not what I was thinking, but it worked."

You then see a battered bread truck heading to the facility.

(Y/N): "That must be them."

MCU Rocket: "How can you tell?"

(Y/N): "If I was a mercenary I would use a bread truck as well and I would pack it up with whole wheat bread."

MCU Spider-Man: "So, we can get in?"

(Y/N): "We're going in."

You all head to the facility as 3 mercy come out of the truck. Then they see Mjölnir on the ground.

???(Scout): "Soldier, Heavy, look at this."

Heavy: "Looks like hammer Scout."

Soldier: "What kind of hammer is this?"

Scout: "Let take it back to base and find out."

Scout tries to pick it up but to no avail.

Scout: "Man, this thing weighs heavier than you Heavy."

Heavy: "Move baby man, let Heavy lift hammer."

Heavy tries to lift the hammer but to no avail. When he let goes of it, you bring the hammer back to your hammer as the mercs see you and the others. Then they point their weapons at you and the others.

(Y/N): "Easy fellas, we're with you, we're under the same contractor, Redmond Mann."

Heavy: "Who are you?"

Spider-Man then take off his mask to reveal his real face.

MCU Spider-Man: "I'm Peter Parker."

Heavy: "Heavy Weapons Guy."

MCU Spider-Man: "Oh we're using our made up names, well then I'm Spider-Man."

Prof. Hulk: "Bruce Banner aka Prof. Hulk."

Scout then turns to Rocket.

Scout: "Names Scout and who's the raccoon?"

(Y/N): "That's Rocket, he's not a raccoon he just looks like a raccoon."

MCU Rocket: "Thanks for clearing that up."

Soldier: "Call me Soldier, and I'm an American hero!"

Scout then turn to Diana.

Scout: "Hey hot stuff."

Diana then put Scout face first on the ground and grab his arm to restrain him.

Diana: "I am not hot stuff, I am Diana, Princess of the Amazons, I've passed the 21 trials of Athena and Aphrodite, I am my own woman."

Scout: "Okay, oaky, you can get off of me now!"

Peni: "My name is Peni Parker and they call be Sp//dr."

Barbi: "My name is Barbi Minerva and I'm Cheetah and she's also named Cheetah, to avoid confusion call me Barbi and call her Cheetah."

(Y/N): "So, what brings you here?"

Soldier: "We're here to steal a briefcase."

Diana: "What does this brief case look like?"

Heavy: "It is blue, that's all you need to know."

(Y/N): "Alright."

Scout then sees a group 10 thousand Blu Soldiers heading your way.

Scout: "Uh guys?"

(Y/N): "We see them, Diana, do you have your shield with you?"

Diana then got out her shield.

Diana: "I never leave home without it."

(Y/N): "I know a trick that Captain America and Thor use against large groups of enemies, point your shield at me."

Diana: "Alright."

You then hit Diana's shield to cause a shockwave that was shot at most of the Soldiers.

Scout: "What the heck was that!"

(Y/N): "Diana's new Vibranium shield made from Wakanda and Thor's legendary hammer Möljnir to create a shockwave to level most of the oncoming enemies."

Cheetah: "Pete, you should put your mask back on."

Spider-Man then put his mask back on as everyone gets ready to fight. You then transform into Feedback and yours your tail to absorb electricity and supercharge Möljnir. You launch a powerful bolt of lightning at 100 Soldiers. Then Prof. Hulk run through a horde of soldiers as Rocket use his quad blaster to fire an electric shot to stun 45 Soldiers. Then the Cheetahs and Spider-Man fight off more Soldiers as the mercs are impressed from what they're seeing.

Later, everyone was in the building and you handed Diana the hammer Möljnir and you revert back to human form.

(Y/N): "Alright, there are more of them in the building."

Scout: "So what we gonna do, walk in like dummies?"

(Y/N): "Something like that."

You then transform into Upgrade and you build a small fin on your head as Rocket recognizes it as Yondu's fin.

MCU Rocket: "Got your own Yondu?"

(Y/N) as Upgrade: "Yep and we need a little music."

You then make a small music player on your shoulder and you play song.

https://youtu.be/e3LVGBB94eY

Then a small orb floats from your left hand as 70 Blu Scouts was coming your way. You then whistle to send the orb and stun all of them. As you and the others walk through the halls you keep whistling while the orb keep stunning large groups of Blu Team mercs. When a Blu Heavy appeared and punch Prof. Hulk in the face, the Blu Heavy tries to punch him again, but he block the punch by grabbing his fist and shove his head into a concrete wall. Then Cheetah and Barbi see two Blu Scouts running away from them then they outran the Blu Scouts and scratch them up. Then Spider-Man and Rocket spot a Blu Heavy and a Blu Scout heading towards you and the others. Spider-Man jump in the air and use his webshooters and launch a web cable at the Blu Scout's bat and throw a web bomb at him and stick him to the wall while Rocket use his Quad Blaster to stun the Blu Heavy. Then Diana spot a man with a backpack and a gun that is giving an ÜberCharged Blu Heavy.

Diana then throw her shield as they dodge it, then the shield bounce from the wall and hit the backpack on the Blu Medic's back and throw Möljnir at the depowered Heavy. She then summon the hammer back to her hand. Then you all found a door that leads to the room with the brief case in it. Prof. Hulk punch down the door and you see the briefcase on a table. Peni then come out of her mech and grab the briefcase and then went back into the suit.

(Y/N) as Upgrade: "Alright we got it."

Then you see Diana just entered the room without Möljnir.

(Y/N) as Upgrade: "Hey Diana, do you know how to use a coffee maker?"

Diana?: "Of course, grind coffee beans into pounder, then place the power into a coffee filter in the maker, then press the button boil and served."

You made the orb hit Diana and then blue smoke reveal a man in a spy outfit and he pass out.

MCU Rocket: "How did you know that would work?"

(Y/N): "Because Diana doesn't know how to make coffee."

Then the real Diana came into the room and sees the man on the floor.

Diana: "How did you know it was a ruse?"

(Y/N): "You don't know how to use a coffee maker."

Diana: "That is true, unfortunately."

(Y/N): "Well we got the case, now lets go."

Later, everyone was on a bread truck heading to the mercs' hideout, Rocket is looking at the truck from the inside.

MCU Rocket: "Dude, I can't believe that this thing is still running."

Prof. Hulk: "Well it's still running okay."

(Y/N): "Besides, this is their only way of transportation."

MCU Rocket: "From their universe, this a big step-down from magic hammers, giant battleships from space, and flying suits of armor."

Prof. Hulk: "Gonna have some compassion Rocket these guys aren't as advanced as we are."

You then see a picture of all the mercs in one pic.

Your thoughts: "That must be them."

You then hear dial tone ringing and you press a yellow button to answer it. Then the screen show a woman with glasses and a purple outfit.

???(Miss Pauling): " Scout, it's Pauling. Tell me you got the briefcase."

Scout: "Yeah sure."

Pauling: "And nobody saw you?"

Scout: "Ehhh. Basically nobody."

Pauling's expression gotten serious.

Pauling: "Scout, I'm here right now."

Scout: "Well that's a funny story..."

Then Soldier appeared and place his hand on Scout's face push it back.

Soldier: "Hello, Miss Pauling! We killed everyone and took a briefcase!"

(Y/N): "That orb was set to stun."

Pauling: "Not everybody, Soldier. You left seven witnesses, guys."

You then see a man's hand rising up as Pauling use a gun to kill him.

Pauling: "Six."

Then everyone head to the hideout of the Red Team.

Pauling: "Look, just keep the briefcase safe okay? Have a good weekend guys."

Then they park the vehicle in a garage.

Soldier: "Goodbye, Miss Pauling! I'm leaving the van now."

Scout: "See ya."

Before you leave the vechicle, Miss Pauling called out to you.

Pauling: "Hey buddy, is this your handiwork?"

(Y/N): "Oh sure it is, Diana, Hulk, Rocket, Cheetah, Peni, Barbi, and Spider-Man helped out."

Pauling: "That explains the craters on the ground, electrical surges, broken doors and walls, claw marks, electrified people, and massive amounts of spiderwebs, you made my job a lot harder."

(Y/N): "I'm sorry, and hey what are you doing this weekend?"

Pauling: "Funny you should mention that. Um. Looks like I will be..."

Miss Pauling then pull out an axe.

Pauling: "Burying bodies all weekend. So you don't go to jail."

(Y/N): "I'm pretty sure that's normal in your universe."

Pauling: "What do you mean?"

(Y/N): "We're both from different universes and our universes merge together in a cosmic event called The Convergence, it was cause by gems called the Infinity Stones."

Pauling: "Okay."

(Y/N): "Those stones control the very aspects of the universe, you can use them destroy it with just a snap of your fingers."

Pauling: "Sounds like a power of an active god."

(Y/N): "Yeah some people tried to use them to kill me, but they failed."

Pauling: "Well what are you a god?"

(Y/N): "Well, I don't play god, I've only been playing human."

Then Pauling heres guards shouting.

Pauling: "Oh! Got to go."

Then Pauling hang up on you as you head out of the van, you then turn to Spider-Man, Rocket, and Hulk.

(Y/N): "What?"

Prof. Hulk: "Please tell you're joking?"

(Y/N): "About what?"

MCU Rocket: "About the Infinity Stones you idiot, those things gave us enough trouble in our universe, and not just that theres another Thanos on the loose after The Convergence."

Prof. Hulk: "I almost lost an arm after using the stones."

(Y/N): "Space and Reality is still in the hands of Ultron-Sigma while the others are nowhere in sight."

MCU Rocket: "Well move people the death train is leaving the station, Chu Chu!"

MCU Spider-Man: "I do not want to be dusted again cause I already missed 5 years of my life."

(Y/N): "Come on, we can do this if we can convince these mercs to help us alright."

Prof. Hulk: "Got it."

Then Scout appeared next to you.

Scout: "Hey, what's up?"

(Y/N): "Scout, can you introduce us to the rest of your group?"

Scout: "You bet, the guy in the ski mask is Spy, the cyclops who's using the tele-porter to get some beer is Demoman, the gas mask guy is Pyro, the eggheads over there are Engineer and Medic, the guy who's cleaning off his knife is Sniper, and that's everyone."

(Y/N): "Thanks."

Scout, Prof. Hulk and Rocket then walk up to a table that has a teleport on it.

Scout: "Hey, look at all this. What have you two eggheads been workin' on?"

Scout then throw the keys to the Engineer and Medic as they didn't catch the keys.

Scout: "Nice catch."

Rocket: "You should've put the keys on the table."

Prof. Hulk then look at the teleporter.

Prof. Hulk: "Wow, this teleporter is ahead of it's time."

Engineer: "Yeah. Listen now... We've been running some experiments on the Teleporter."

MCU Rocket: "Look this thing might change their world."

Prof. Hulk: "What kind of experiments?"

Then you and the others turn to the table and gather around it.

Engineer: "Well yeah. Y'all ought to take a look at this."

Engineer then activate the teleporter as a loaf of bread appears.

Scout: "Wow. You can teleport bread. That is...big news."

Prof. Hulk: "That is impressive."

Scout: "Um. Is the Demo back with the beer yet? Cause I..."

Then Medic break it open and caught by surprise.

MCU Rocket: "What the!"

Prof. Hulk: "Shoot!"

(Y/N): "What the heck?"

Scout: "Whoa! What the hell is that?!"

Medic: "Tumors!"

Diana: "What are tumors?"

You then whisper into Diana's ear as eyes widen in shock.

Diana: "By Zeus' beard that's terrible."

Engineer: "Y'all know what this means right?"

Soldier then grab Scout by the neck and slam him onto a table was about to punch him in the face.

Soldier: "Arrghh! We cannot teleport bread anymore!"

Engineer: "Whoa! Whoa... Not exactly, Soldier. You teleport as much bread as you like."

MCU Rocket: "Just as long you don't teleport bread that is currently being used right now."

Engineer: "That goes for all of ya. If there's something any of y'all wanted to do before ya...Well. Died. Now would be a...good time."

(Y/N): "Well, before you all die, I would like to introduce you all my friends, this is Professor Hulk."

Prof. Hulk: "Hey."

(Y/N): "This is Spider-man."

MCU Spider-Man: "Hi everyone."

(Y/N): "The little girl is Peni Parker."

Peni: "Hi everyone."

(Y/N): "This is Cheetah and Barbi Minerva."

Cheetah: "Hey."

Barbi: "Hello everyone."

(Y/N): "The not raccoon is Rocket."

MCU Rocket: "You guys are gonna die from tumors."

(Y/N): "I'm (Y/N) 10 and this is Diana Prince."

Diana: "I wish you luck in the afterlife."

Spy: "How long before these...tumors kill us?"

Medic: "Vell, let's see. Ve all use the teleporter, let's say six times a day...Times four years. Minus...ve're not bread. Hmm. Three days. Yes. We all have three days to live."

Everyone feels sad until Demoman teleports from the teleporter on the table with the beer.

DemoMan: "Whooooooooo!! Woooooo!! Woo. What?"

MCU Rocket: "I think DemoMan might die first after that."

You then turn to Prof. Hulk and Rocket.

(Y/N): "You two help out Engineer and Medic on followup experiments, see if they made an error during the whole thing."

Prof. Hulk: "Well just got done with smashing for the day so I can help out with some science."

MCU Rocket: "Dude, these guys are dead to us anyways."

(Y/N): "Rocket, please, they can help us if we help them."

MCU Rocket: "Alright I'll save these jackasses from tumors."

Peni: "I can help them too."

MCU Spider-Man: "Me too guys."

(Y/N): "Alright, let's get to work."

MCU Rocket: "Hey uh, if they die, can I have their stuff?"

(Y/N): "Rocket!"

70 hours til death

Later, you, your group and most of the mercs head to a room with gambling table. Spy then place a bucket on the table as a symbol of a literal bucket list.

Spy: "This is a bucket."

Soldier: "Dear God."

Spy: "There's more."

Soldier: "No!"

Spy: "It contains the dying wish of every man here, except our new friends since they didn't touch the teleporter in ages."

Spy then turn to Scout.

Spy: "Scout. You did collect everyone's dying wish?"

Scout: "Oh, you bet!"

Spy: "Excellent. Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches."

Then the mercs sync their death watches as you and Diana feel sad about this.

Diana: "They are mercenaries but their abilities can be a force for good."

(Y/N): "Let's just hope that Rocket, Spider-Man, Peni, and Prof. Hulk figured it out soon."

Spy: "We have seventy hours to live. For most men, no time at all. We are not most men. We are mercenaries. We have the resources. The will. To make these hours count! The clock is ticking, gentlemen. Let's begin."

Spy then pull out a card.

Spy: "Our first dying wish is Scout's. He's..."

Spy sees whats on the card.

Spy: "...drawn a picture of me getting hit by a car. I have something radiating off of me."

Scout: "Yeah, those are stink lines. That's why the car hit him. Cause he smells."

You then smack Scout on the back of the head as Spy pull out another card.

Spy: "Yes I see. Here you've drawn me having......sexual congress with the Eiffel Tower."

Spy then pull out another card.

Spy: "The Eiffel Tower having sexual congress with me."

Spy then pull out another card.

Spy: "Both of us relaxing post-coitus."

Spy then pull out another card.

Spy: "I'm crying and the Eiffel Tower has stink lines coming off of it. Did anyone besides Scout put a card into the bucket?!"

Scout: "Oh man, Classic Scout."

(Y/N): "Looks like no one else put a card in the bucket, sorry."

Spy: "Fantastic. This was a huge waste of my time."

Diana then slap Scout on the face.

Diana: "You think that making jokes on the brink of death is funny, you should be ashamed of yourself!"

Soldier then pull out his card.

Soldier: "You did not read mine!"

Spy: "Does it say you want the bucket?"

Soldier: "Yes!"

You then hand the bucket to Soldier as he grabs it. Then everyone leave the room except you and Spy.

Spy: "See you all in hell."

(Y/N): "Look Spy, I'm sorry about what happened right now, but my friends can help you by making followup experiments."

Spy: "You can help all you want, but you can't delay the inevitable."

You then follow the others with a saddened look on your face, as you and the others walk in the halls. Peni, Prof. Hulk, Spider-Man, Medic, Engineer, and Rocket were pushing karts with loafs of bread and a teleporter. Then a loaf fell down as Soldier smiles to see it.

58 hours til death

Later, you and Scout are knocking on Spy's door to his smoking room.

(Y/N): "Spy, it's me and Scout."

Spy: "Go away."

You and Scout open the door and turn to Spy.

Scout: "Hey, ah, you got a second?"

Spy: "Oh, Scout. Please. Go [bleep] yourself."

(Y/N): "I'll pretend I didn't hear that."

Scout: "Yeah. Hey that's, that's funny. Um. Anyway I-"

Spy then smash the door on you and Scout to force him out.

Scout: "Wait! Wait! Wait! Ow. Come on, Spy. We're wedging our heads through a door here to tell you I'm sorry."

(Y/N): "He's telling the truth."

Then Spy let you and Scout in the room.

Spy: "Make it quick."

(Y/N): "Tell him."

Scout: "So, I did write down a last wish. I'd uh. I'd like to go on a date...with Miss Pauling."

Spy: "You? You're terrible with girls, unlike (Y/N) he's great with girls."

(Y/N): "I'm more of a nice guy who likes to help people."

Scout: "What? No. No. No. Spy, look at this. And this. And this here. Spy, look at all of this. Heh. No. I'm great with girls. But you, Spy. You are amazing with ladies. You know, classy ones. The kind that smell good, and can read. And that always have their glasses on just kind of crooked. You know? The ones that don't go for a guy like me."

Then Spy turn to Scout with a smug grin.

Spy: "Hmm, and why is that, do you think?"

Scout: "C'mon, Spy, I don't know."

Spy: "Well, a mystery we will take to our graves then. Goodbye."

(Y/N): "Spy!"

Scout: "Wait. Wait. Ah. Okay. Look. Fine. Spy. This never leaves this room. You are better than me. All right? I need your help."

Spy: "I'll do it."

(Y/N): "Great."

Spy: "On one condition."

(Y/N): "And that is?"

Spy then press on a button that pops out a microphone and blows on it. Everyone in the whole base hears the re-verb.

Spy: "Say that again."

(Y/N): "Oh boy."

51 hours til death

You, Scout, and Spy are in a training gym. Spy set up a cart of a box of chocolates, wine bottle and glasses and a bucket of chicken. You then transform into XLR8 just in case to prevent an accident. Spy then push the cart over to Scout as he was nervous.

Spy: "Seduce me."

Scout: "You?"

(Y/N) as XLR8: "Spy are you sure about this, cause I get Diana or Barbi in here-"

Before you can finish your thought, Spy put his hand as you stop talking.

Spy: "Seduce me."

Scout: "What, Spy? I ain't gonna..."

Spy: "SEDUCE ME!"

Scout: "Right! Right. Okay."

Scout then pickup the bucket of chicken and walk up to Spy.

(Y/N) as XLR8: "Just try using your normal method, we'll fix up anything that might not work."

Scout: "Okay...H-hey there, good-lookin'... I got a bucket of chicken..."

Before Scout can finish his thought, Spy then slap on the face as he drop his bucket of chicken as you use your speed o catch all of them and eat one of the chicken legs.

Spy: "I'm not one of your fried chicken tramps! I'm a woman! I like my men dangerous... Mysterious...You want to be my lover?! Earn it! Seduce me!"

Later, Spy teaches Scout about use of dinnerware during dinner, Scout tries to use a fork on a chicken leg as Spy slap it out of his hand and launch it at Demoman's eye.

(Y/N): "It's a good thing you lost an eye right?"

Later, Spy teaches Scout about dancing and his dancing was terrible.

(Y/N): "Uh maybe not like that, maybe we can demonstrate slow dancing."

Spy: "Of course, bring Diana in here."

Later, you brought Diana into the room.

Diana: "Why am I here?"

(Y/N): "We're teaching Scout how to dance."

Diana: "I see, my dance moves are rich with fleek, you may study them."

(Y/N): "We're trying to teaching Scout how dance with a girl, so I thought you and I would demonstrate by slow dancing."

Diana then blushes from what you said.

Diana: "Oh, uh, okay."

You and Diana started slow dancing for 13 minutes.

(Y/N): "Okay, now you try with the crash dummy, go."

Scout then try dancing with the cash dummy but he failed.

(Y/N): "A for effort?"

Diana then walk outside and try to process what happened while she was slow dancing with you.

Diana: "What in the name of Olympus just happened?"

Later, Spy teaches Scout about demeanor while Scout draws a picture of Spy committing suicide. Then Scout read through all sorts of books and then finally his training has been completed.

2 hours til death

Later, you, Scout, and Spy are in the training gym.

Spy: "Final Question...You have a dinner date for seven... what time do you arrive?"

Scout: "Seven. A.M. Case the restaurant, run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not, I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body, replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30..."

(Y/N): "What?"

Spy: "You're ready."

(Y/N): "What?"

Scout: "Really?"

Spy: "No. Everything you just said was insane... and, we are out of time. Congratulations. You're a failure."

Scout: "Oh...I failed, did I?"

Spy: "Yes."

Scout: "Did I?"

Spy: "Yes..."

Scout: "Did I?"

Spy: "Scout, where is this going?"

Scout: "Where it's going is I don't need you. I'll put this date on myself!"

Spy: "Yourself...?"

Scout: "That's right, fancy pants, myself! So why don't you take your little failure, roll it up sideways, and-"

Spy points to his death watch.

Scout: "-Okay, crap, I gotta go...Screw you, though..."

Scout then leave the room as you turn to Spy.

(Y/N): "Spy, you wasted Scout's time, I can't believe you!"

You then leave the room in anger as Scout press a button that sounds off the briefcase alarm.

1 hour til death

You then head to the Medic's lab and you see that the bread has noticeable tumors.

(Y/N): "How's the experiments coming along?"

MCU Rocket: "Well we're about to crack the code on the whole bread situation."

MCU Spider-Man: "Guys, I don't think the green stuff on the bread are tumors."

(Y/N): "What is it?"

MCU Spider-Man: "I don't know, but I have a theory, let's teleport another loaf and see what happens."

Engineer and Medic activate the teleporters.

Engineer: "Y'all ready?"

Medic: "Ready!"

Engineer then place loaf that is filled with tumors onto a teleporter.

Prof. Hulk: "Okay, teleporting in 3, 2, 1."

The loaf then teleports the second teleporter then it starts to move and then squirms.

Peni: "Why is it moving?"

Medic: "Ooh!"

Then the bread grows teeth and a mouth and then attack the Medic.

Medic: "AHHHH!"

Then it jumps onto Prof. Hulk and bite him on the shoulder.

Prof. Hulk: "Get it off!"

Engineer: "Aww hell..."

MCU Spider-Man: "I'll get my web shooter!"

Spider-Man quickly finds his web shooters as you try to pull the bread off. Then Rocket pull out his blaster and try to shoot it off.

(Y/N): "Rocket hold your fire."

Prof. Hulk: "For something made of yeast it's pretty strong!"

You then finally pull the bread off of Prof. Hulk and put it in a containment unit.

MCU Rocket: "Was that your theory kid?"

MCU Spider-Man: "Pretty much."

40 minutes til death

Later, Miss Pauling is on her motorcycle and she's riding to the RED base. She then got off her bike as it falls over and place her back next to the a door with shotgun on hand.

Pauling: "You're ready. Alright."

When someone opened the door she pointed the shotgun at Scout who is dressed for the occasion.

Scout: "Miss Pauling. What an unexpected surprise."

Pauling: "They took the briefcase... Don't worry, we can fix this. We'll get it back, and the Administrator never has to know."

Pauling and Scout head into the building as Pauling take a look at the computer that sees the computer that shows the briefcase.

Scout: "You look... You look... aahhhhhh..."

A camera that watching them is being controlled by DemoMan, Soldier, Diana, Cheetah, Barbi, and Spy.

Demoman: DRUNK!

Soldier: Round! Soft! No, round!

Demoman: Blurry!

Diana: "Adolescent males confuse themselves."

Cheetah and Barbi: "Tell me about it."

Back to Scout and Pauling.

Scout: "...Ravishing."

Pauling: "Uh-huh. You too."

Pauling see the briefcase of the RED team on screen.

Pauling: "Hold on... That's the briefcase right there... Scout, you..."

Pauling then sees what appears to be a prom.

Pauling: "Scout, are we having a prom?"

Scout: "Yeah. Nah. Yeah-ah. Well the... Yeah, the thing is..."

Back to the camera room, you and the geniuses from the lab entered the room with some news.

Engineer: "Guys! Hey fellas, listen! It's just bread that gets tumors!"

Medic: "It's not even tumors! It's some form of self-aware beauty mark that only metastasizes in an environment of pure wheat."

MCU Spider-Man: "That's my theory."

(Y/N): "I knew you had it all wrong."

Medic: "Here, watch this."

Medic then shake the jar that the bread was in and it got angry.

Medic: "Ooh, look! It hates me so much!"

Prof. Hulk: "That's payback for bitting me."

Engineer: "So, we're fine. As long as nobody teleports any bread."

Soldier: "Question."

Engineer: "What's your question, Soldier?"

Soldier: "I teleported bread."

Engineer: "You what?"

Soldier: "You told me to."

MCU Rocket: "I can't believe you teleported bread!"

(Y/N): "We didn't know at the time okay, give him a break Rocket."

Engineer: "How... much...?"

Soldier: "I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days."

Medic then throw the glass container on the ground and grab Soldier by the collar in anger.

Medic: "Where?! Where have you been sending it?!"

Then everyone in the base feels a tremor from the monster.

Barbi: "I think it's gotten very big."

(Y/N): "Oh no."

back to Pauling and Scout.

Pauling: "Scout... I get one day off a year. And you just wasted it on----this! Goodbye!"

Scout: "Wait! Wait! Wait! Ah...Why don't we discuss it over dinner...?"

Scout then opens a door that reveals a bread monster as it roars.

Pauling: "What the hell is that!?"

Then the monster attack the two as the beast eats a bird. Then the structure falls to pieces as Scout makes and landing and grab a board to be a melee weapon.

Scout: "Miss Pauling, run!"

Pauling head to cover to a bomb as you and the others fight off the bread monster.

Heavy: "NOW, DOCTOR!"

Medic gave Heavy an Übercharge and he fire his weapon at the monster. Then you transform into Rath.

(Y/N) as Rath: "Let me tell you something you oversized pile of yeast, Rath is hungry and Rath will turn you into a sandwich!"

You then punch the monster with extreme force and Prof. Hulk help you out as Rocket shoots the beast with his blasters. Then Sp//dr and Spider-Man attack the beast from above and use their web cables to hold back the creature's tentacles as Cheetah and Barbi scratch the beast and Diana use Möljnir unleash bolts of lightning at the creature. Then Pauling sees a payload bomb and comes up with a plan and rig the bomb to blow. Then the creature grab Scout with it's tentacles as Sniper shot off the tentacle with his rifle and he was thrown to the ground and he was about to rejoin the fight, but was grabbed by Spy.

Spy: "I think it's going pretty well...Now go...!"

Scout head to Pauling.

Scout: "Hey, Miss Pauling. Oh, I am so sorry..."

Pauling: "God, Scout, what for? Pressing the one button you're never supposed to press? Do you have any idea what's in a briefcase that--"

Pauling sees Scout's death watch.

Pauling: "--Oh, oh! Give me your watch!"

Scout then hand Pauling his watch.

Scout: "Yeah. Exactly! See, that is where this all starts! No, actually, wait..."

Then the beast threw Soldier to them.

Soldier: "HA HA HA! I TELEPORTED BREAD!"

Then the creature then grab Soldier and throw him to a a pile of wood as Rocket lands on top of his chest and stomps his foot on Soldier.

MCU Rocket: "You idiot!"

Then Scout and Pauling push the payload as you turn to the bomb.

(Y/N) as Rath: "Is that nuclear bomb?"

Scout: "...so that brings me to the point of this story, which is I like you, and you should probably be sitting for this..."

Pauling: "GUYS! CLOSE THE BLAST DOORS!"

MCU Rocket: "Whoever she is, she's speaking my language!"

Then everyone except you head to the other side of the blast doors as Scout continue to talk to Pauling.

Scout: "Miss Pauling. Look, my last few hours I just wanted..."

Then the monster grab the bomb as Prof. Hulk and Heavy hold the door open.

Heavy: "COME ON!"

Scout: "Um, never mind..."

Pauling: "RUN!"

Scout made it in but Pauling got blocked out from the bomb. Then you landed next to Pauling and transform into Alien X and form a barrier around yourself and Pauling. Then the bomb went off and destroy the monster as you lower the energy barrier.

(Y/N) as Alien X: "It is done."

You then revert back to human form as Pauling see a circle of unharmed ground from the bomb.

Pauling: "Wait, what happened here?"

(Y/N): "The bomb went out on us, but I created a barrier that distorted spacetime around a small area, it wasn't blocking the blast, it's like a large rock being hit by water in a river."

Pauling: "That... was so... much... FUN!"

(Y/N): "You're not mad?"

Pauling: "I was furious. Oh my God, Scout set off the briefcase alarm and he was having a prom for some reason. But then there was this monster and we shot it and we built a bomb. Can we do this again?"

Then the others head to you and Pauling.

Scout: "Welp, I wasted my final moments."

Pauling: "Wait what?"

Soldier: "Good news! We're not dying! We are going to live forever!"

Medic: "I didn't say that! I just said we're not filled with tumors!"

MCU Rocket: "Yeah you moron."

Scout: "Oh thank God."

Prof. Hulk: "You tried to explain what happened when you were Alien X?"

(Y/N): "Yeah, I distorted spacetime around me and Pauling."

MCU Spider-Man: "Wait, you were protected or you're not protected, I'm still confused on the whole Alien X thing."

(Y/N): "Anyways, uh I know a good ice cream shop in Cantertropolis called Sweet Justice, they have the best ice cream."

Pauling: "Actually this is my only day off this year."

(Y/N): "What?"

Pauling: "Oh, but you can ride along with me on some jobs."

Pauling pull out a notebook full of jobs.

Pauling: "Tomorrow...I'm belt sanding the fingerprints off a pile of corpses."

(Y/N): "Um."

Pauling: "Oh! You can help me yank the molars out of a box full of heads."

(Y/N): "I was a good dentist for To'kustars."

Pauling: "Well, on Friday I got to kill someone who pressed a briefcase alarm button."

(Y/N): "I don't do permanent end and I would forgive Scout for that one."

Next: Chapter 78: Mega Man Group