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Bucky

I never knew how much a person could piss you off until I met Blue. Everything about her pissed me off.

The blueness of her eyes, the shape of her damn ass and how she joked around with everyone in her vicinity. Even the way she flirted with Steve annoyed me. It was as if she was interested in him and I was the only one who was pissed off about it. I ran my tongue over my teeth and sat back in my chair, folding my arms.

Steve whispered something in her ear and it made her laugh loudly. What the hell did he tell her?

"If you two are going to be flirting all night," Tony said, "You can leave. I don't want my dinner to be ruined,"

"Speaking of dinner," Thor said, "Where are you planning on taking us?"

"I am also intrigued," Loki said, "I am hungry,"

"Where did you want to eat?" Blue asked, playing with Steve's ear. I was going to blow a fuse, "I know a few decent restaurants that I'm sure Gods would enjoy as well,"

"I will eat anything, my darling,"

"Ooh," Blue smirked, "Say that again. I liked that,"

Loki scoffed but I saw the blush on his face, "You mortals are easily amused,"

Blue laughed, "True. Buckster, any idea?"

My eyes shot to her, "Buckster?"

"Would you prefer I call you something else?" She asked, tilting her head slightly, "I have a few I could call you,"

"I don't care what I eat,"

"You'd like to eat Blue," Wanda said, just below a whisper and I elbowed her.

"I don't give a shit," I said, "Let's just go and fucking eat, ok?"

"Someone woke up with an attitude," Blue said, "Did your nap do you no good?"

I took a deep breath, "It was a little disappointing,"

"Then maybe you should go for another nap," Blue rolled her eyes, "I know a good kebab restaurant?"

"Does it do shawarma?" Tony asked, "Because the first time I fought aliens, I managed to convince these goons to try some,"

"I liked it," Thor said.

"And where was my brotherly invite?" Loki asked.

"You were back in Asgard after you were the one to bring those aliens to Earth,"

"Ah. Of course," Loki chuckled, "How could one forget?"

"I heard you got your ass kicked by Hulk," Blue grinned widely, "How did that feel?"

"A feeling I would not like to feel again," Loki said, "Now, shall we go?"

"Good idea," Blue said getting to her feet, "I just need to change,"

"You mean put some clothes on?" Sharon asked, "Whore,"

"How did you manage to weasel your way back in?" Blue asked, "Or did you slither through the vents like the serpent you are?"

"I was called. I have contacts here who work on the right side of the law," Sharon scoffed.

"Right, right," Blue said, putting her hands on her head, revealing her stomach slightly, "Or are you back because you want some super-dick?"

"Blue," Steve said.

"No, it's a genuine question," She said, "I mean, I can tell you what it feels like and all about the right spots it hits when it's buried inside. Does that count as girl time?"

"Not exactly," Nat said, "But I'd like to know,"

"You've fucked the Hulk. You tell me,"

"I've not...oh, whatever. You think a human could handle the Hulk's dick?" Nat laughed, "Bruce, well, that is another story,"

"I'm out of here," Bruce said quickly leaving the room.

"Or how he likes to squeeze my throat and tell me what a good girl I am?" Blue said and I felt my dick harden. God damn it, "I can tell you all the juicy secrets if you like. Steve knows his way around a woman considering how old he is,"

"Oh for the love of God," Steve said, quickly covering her mouth with his hand, "Sharon, you aren't coming to eat with us,"

Blue moved his hand, "Yeah, 'cause he will be eating me. Bitch,"

"There's going to be a fight," Wanda said quietly, "Sharon is itching for one but she is going to get her ass kicked,"

"I know your past, you whore," Sharon said standing up. I noticed the gun on her hip and I slowly got to my feet ready to jump in front of the bullet. Sharon was going to get her ass kicked.

"Congratulations," Blue said, clasping her hands in front of her chest, "I'm so proud of you. Shit, Tony probably knows what happened to me. Tony, don't say a word,"

"Shutting up," Tony said.

Sharon smirked, "I know who you used to work for and I know what they made you do,"

Blue's eyes flashed a darker colour, "And what exactly are you standing there for? I know you've wanted to kill me the moment Steve spoke to me,"

"Clever girl,"

"Don't quote Jurassic Park you fucking mug," Blue said, "And for you Americans that don't know what a mug is, it means idiot and all that shit,"

There was a loud bang and everything went silent. Nobody moved.

"Y-you bitch," Blue whispered and looked down at the blood pooling in her stomach, "Oh, you are so dead,"

Steve wrapped his arms around her as Blue tried to run at Sharon and she dropped to the floor clutching her stomach. Wanda overpowered Sharon and Nat knocked her out with one punch.

"That bitch," Blue hissed in pain, "Do you know how expensive this top was?"

"A lot?" Steve said, pressing someone's jacket to her stomach.

"Well, yeah but I didn't pay for it," She laughed slightly.

"Stop making jokes!" I said, dropping to her side, "You've just been shot,"

"I've had a lot worse, Buckster," She said through gritted teeth, "There is a medical room in the basement. All the equipment you need to get the bullet out. Then, we can go to eat,"

"You have to be fucking kidding," Clint said, "You can't-"

"Listen, arrow man," Blue said, "I've told you...I've had worse and once the bullet is out, I'll be healed. Now, someone carry me to the basement before I walk there myself,"

Steve and I glanced at each other and I nodded. He carefully lifted her up and she clutched onto him tightly.

"Being carried like a princess is like a dream come true," She smiled slightly.

"Stop talking!" Tony said, "You are going to give me a damn heart attack,"

"What are we going to do with her?" Nat asked, kicking Sharon in the leg, "I can get rid of her,"

"No," I said, "Leave her to me. I'll make sure she never comes near us again,"

"Don't kill her guys!" Blue called as she left the room with everyone. Nat stayed with me and kicked Sharon again.

"I didn't kill her with that punch did I?"

"Would you care?" I asked.

"Nah, not really," She said, "So, what are we going to do with her?"

I thought about it for a few seconds, "I know a place we can take her and she will be out of our hair,"

"Should I be worried?"

"You'll be fine," I said, throwing Sharon over my shoulder, "You'll love the place. It has alcohol and big beefy guys who are all criminals. You'll fit right in,"

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