Y'all remember me mentioning about Jevin being a slime shapeshifter thing? Yeah. I don't know anymore, man. I was first like, "Jevin is a slime, right? Does that mean he can stretch and stuff? Like a slime way?" And then I thought more about it and thought "Hey, he can shapeshift wings and stuff. He can be a fu*king block if he wanted to." And then I was like, "Can he change his material? Like slimy to sharp, hard surface. Does that also include him being able to change colours..." So yeah, that's a thing now. 

In all of my Aus involving corruption Ex is mentioned and evil and stuff. That's because I headcanon that he's made through Void Corruption. Did I mentioned that before? Void Corruption? Ehh, who knows. Like, don't get me wrong. I do enjoy the idea of Xisuma and Ex being brroooooooos and stuff but corruption.

I ship Ex and Robo Grian and I don't know why.

Poultryman is either Grian's brother, a random hermit, Grian from another universe or Grian from the fu*king future, and I don't give a damn which one he is.

Is Duckwoman, is Duckwoman, is Duckwoman Stress's fu*king mom, aunt, sister or what? Wait, I'm writing this. Joking suggestion, Duckwoman is Doc.

Yoooooooooo, what if the hermits's 'egos'  or whatever you want to call them are the hermits's siblings? 

I don't care if it's canon that the reason Doc has a robotic arm was because Jeb took it away from him. That doesn't makes sense to me, this is my world, watch as I set all blazing away.

Did you know Iskall and Jevin ships Stresskall? Now you do.

"My favourite colour is blood."

Plush. The hermits have plushies and you can not change my mind.

Grian is a cross dresser you can kindly fight me on this. Actually don't some of y'all might be taller than me and K.O. me in two seconds.

*whispers quietly* it's Friday, Friday.

Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Hi.

Poly hermits are valid, family hermits are valid. 

Bre a d

Stress was the one to start the Dragon cult if you think about.

In the Daycare Au, Sam is in there for the sole pure to get be beaten up by the hermits. 

False is six, Grian is eight, Bdubs is nine (or eight I don't know) in the Daycare Au.

Have you ever be told that you are loved, but not liked for being a useless person 'cause that happened to me. DAD WHY, I LOVE YOU

Mpreg was normal to me. *sobs*

When I was younger and don't like reading I was scrolling through Google about this popular FNAF ship and saw a NSFW fan art and did now know it was NSFW until last year. I joined the FNAF fandom in 2015, I think? Or 2016.

I worship ducks way before entering this fandom and now Duckwoman is a thing.

Wait, this is getting way too personal. Back to the fun stuff!

You can almost describe all the ships with Grian as, 'Bastardmen'. If it's hetero, than uhhhhhhhhh. I don't know.

Hetero ships are like an endangered species.

I like Dragon!Grian but my reason of liking it is because after Grian defeated the Enderdragon he left EVO. Plus the whole 'Enderman used to be humans' theory so yeah.

Narwhal.

Imagine the hermits playing UNO.

Now imagine ConCorp, Architech and the IDEA bois teaming up.

The next Hermitcraft civil war is gonna everyone against IDEA. Or, Stress, Architech and ConCorp vs IDEA, at the very least.

I crave for Architech!Stress as much as a certain person craves for Vex!Joe.

The dragon bro betrayal.

Tango? I think you meant TanGONE.

Impulse? More like Nopulse.

Cubfan135 is clearly Deathfan135.

DeadTimesWithScar. Period.

iJevin iDied. 

StressMonster101 is DeadMonster101.

Renthedog is officially Renthedead.

XisumaVoid. DeadsumaVoid.

Is XisumaGone better...?

I don't remember who else died.

Zedeath, I might as well.

"Now we just need Mumbo in a dress and it'll be the ArchiDRESS."

I hate how that was my legitimate reaction towards Iskall dressed up as that girl.

*whisper quietly* Archibro....

Blame Toby Fox for all the stupid puns.

Dan: *mentions Hermitcraft*

Me: *shock Pikachu face*

I quote vines when commenting on some fics, do you ever noticed that? I'm assuming no.

Lucas the spider. Is baby.

I might snap one day and just upload all the fics I wanna work on. Like for example, Desperation, We met at a bar and The Upside-Down World. All of them are cool ideas I wanna touch but I really wanna finish my other two, you know? But then again I do have majority of We met at a bar planned out. Oh btw, Desperation is the only name I decided on.

I like trains *gets ran over*

Do you know that one meme where a guy is like 'I like this' 'But I like this more'? That's me with Renskall and Mumskall. To be more clear to y'all, I like Renskall more. 

I headcanon yhs!Grian to have grey eyes, EVO!Grian to have blue eyes and Hermitcraft!Grian to have brown eyes.

BECAUSE~ THIS CHRISTMAS

Every time I hear Pixl say something semi curse in recap, my brain is already blaming Zloy.

Sometimes when I type '—', my autocorrect would be like, Zloy or Zedaph? And I would question a lot of things because I rarely write them.

Zedaph scares me. In a good way.

Pansexuals don't come out of the closet...

...they come out of the pantry

Elsa looks so pretty with her hair down.

One Topic At A Time is such a wholesome YouTuber, oh my god. Check him out please! He is the Internet dad! The best straight ally!!! Plus the people in his comment section are so sweeeeeeeeeeeett!!!

ThursGay.

Yo, imagine an Au where Stress found some dragons (the Dragon bros) and took them under her nonexistent wings and raised them.

This is an accurate description of how I see Stress.

Remember when I mentioned 'We met at a bar' and 'The Upside-Down World'.

Uhh... the main concept of 'Upside-Down World' was a thought about my own OCs storyline then I realised I could literally use this in any fandom.

The basic thought is, there is a world where everything is different, or rather the opposite. The characters would still remain the same, except... their personality. Their morals are somewhat alternated while their relationships and roles remains the same.

For example, Mumbo would be more hyperactive and crazed while Iskall is more calm and serious. (that's a great description of majority of the hermits in this Au) 

Now the storyline for my OC is 'a gang of young adults are trapped in a reality much like theirs but everyone they know is completely different' which can easily be used for a fic. While for my OC's storyline, it's just them learning more about the past of some characters but the idea with the hermits I have is.

'The hermits found a strange portal in the end so Xisuma formed a team of hermits to travel in. After walking through the portal, they were separated so now they have to find a way to reunite with each other and escape. They learn quickly that their world is completely different from this world.'

Here's some hermits I thought of, and for the state of my sanity I shall refer the Upside-Down!hermits as Other [Hermit Name]:

Other Grian. Calm and collective. Actually uses his brain cell. 'Leader' of the Architech. Master mind. Still cares about some hermits. Doesn't entirely trust Iskall and Mumbo. Never asked to be part of the other Hermitcraft. A survivor that adapted to the other Hermitcraft's cruel world.

Other Mumbo. Crazy and hyper. Spoon? No, he's a knife. Cares about the other two Architechs. Doesn't mind following Other Grian's rules. His loyalty is key to survival in other Hermitcraft, almost type 'Hermitfart'. Can easily build a killing machine to do all the work for him but he enjoys harming them by hand. He can torture, not fight. He's still confused about what happened to the happy Hermitcraft but quickly got adapted. Can only torture those who joined the other Hermitcraft after season three. I don't know who, but I think that's a lot.

Other Iskall. Serious and chillingly calm. Only part of the other Architech to survive. Always complain about being the only one doing 'real work'. Part of the reason like the Architechs are still alive. Always shining negative lights. Trained to Architech defend themselves, not attack, he doesn't entirely trust them as well. 

Other Architechs. Overall a group of villains. However, they still have soft spot for each other.

Other Doc. Doesn't have a cybernetic arms and eye. Act like a monster in battle but as soon as it's over he will pull those he trusts aside to ask if they are okay and how bad the damage was. Gives off the mother vibes. Every welcoming. You would think he's faking it, and sometimes he is. Has breakdowns worryingly often. Feels this need to protect those under his care. Sometimes he's having a hallucinating and needs to stay away from the other Ren.

Other Ren. Aggressive in battle, even more aggressive in person. Trust issues? Blame Iskall! Huff. 'Best friend forever', yeah right. Protective of Doc. Unintentionally attack Doc doing a blood moon and traumatised him. It's easy to tell that he's guilty over the incident. He doesn't know how to probably apologise for removing Doc's arm and half of his face. 

Sympathetic Xisuma, Six? Yes, that is evil Xisuma. Six, I'll be calling him Six. Try to get use to that. Basically, Xisuma.

Other Xisuma. Basically Ex.

Other Biffa. Great fighter but rather heal. Stays on defensive. Braces instead of armour. In case if you are confused, do remember my Biffa is plagiarised from neck bellow. Not so high tech.

Other Scar. Calm and really manipulative. In charge of the not-so-business side. Other Jellie is the only reason he even has a little bit of a heart. 

Other Cub. While the Cub we know is very calm in general, other Cub isn't. He's very prone to anger. Get on his nerves and you'll be good as dead meat. RedStone madman. In charge of the business side.

Other ConCorp. The only reason they haven't rage war on other Architech is because of other Scar's and other Grian's shared love of cats. They have some sort of soft sport for each other.

Other Stress. Hell's Queen. Fierce, strong and manipulative. Okay, can we just take a moment to appreciate how badass that name sounds? Okay, anyways. She pretty much owns the Nether. Top five most dangerous other hermits. Nether mods treat her like she's their queen. Can and will cover your base with nether. She has connection with the Architech. Okay, I know I say only personalities and morals are changed but please let me have a Fire Queen.

Other Tango. Anxious and very conscious. Ice demon <3 

Not much is thought of his character.

The same with the other Impulse and other Zedaph.

And that's all the hermits I thought of.

'We met at a bar' is a shipping fic with the idea of cross dresser and gender fluid Grian. Doc and Grian met at a bar, Grian wearing a dress, heels and some makeup. Doc falls head over heels (is that the term?) in love with Grian however they are both idiots and forgot to share names or phone number. 

I'm aware that it sounds like it'll be just a GriDoc fic but uhh poly ships...

GrenDoc? Question mark, question mark???

I don't know anymore :p

Have an awesome day or whatever time is it for you. :p