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Ex breathed out a sigh as he quietly walked through the shore, tired and upset. If he weren't so careful, he would've probably thrown quite a tantrum by now, alerting the hermits. So he thought that kicking the sand as he walked was the way to cope with it till he got back. 

Once he finally reached the northern tip of the island, he could see the mountains loading in the distance, the mountains that stored his hidden base. If you walk a couple more meters, you can see two little individuals playing by the trees. One of them noticed his presence as they immediately waved at him. 

Ex paused for a sec, observing young Hels' unexpected friendship with the other random kid. Gem was what Hels called her, right? 

"Ohh, he's here. I have to go now, Gem." 

"Awwww." The young girl pouted, but soon pulled him to a quick hug. " I'll see you tomorrow! This time, I'll get costumes."

"Yay!"

The two parted ways, constantly waving at each other until the kid soon disappeared through the forest. Hels ran back with a grin plastered on his face. He had a little skip to his step as he gestured to me to the hidden entrance by the bottom of the mountain. 

" Did you find the Xisuma guy?" Young Hels asked curiously, mining the two extra cobblestone blocks. 

All Ex could do was groan. 

It seemed like the kid got the message. His brow furrowed as he took pity from him. " Ohhh.. That's alright, 'Uncle Evil Xisuma'. You'll find him. "

Ex couldn't help but get a double take from that statement. His nose scrunched up as he sent him a tired glare. " Calling me uncle sounds weird." 

".. Yeahhhh. It's weird." Hels soon started cringing. "  Gem says that uncles are nice. You're not nice. "

" I take that as a compliment." 

The kid gave me a shifty side-eye look as he walked past me to the entrance of the hidden base. It is revealed to be a cave, now covered with wooden blocks as both the walls and ceiling. Not the coolest thing in the world, but better than the damp cave. 

Actually, it was Hels who suggested  'redecorating' the place.. And when I mean redecorate, I mean use the most boring wood blocks ever and cover it without any attempt to make it look decent. I mean, who was he to judge? At least the cave is now livable. 

Ex has learned a lot of things about the kid. Some weird, mostly normal, and once was physically impossible. Even for Notch's standards of minecraft! Here's the small list he mentally wrote in his head;

Hels hates warm places. I don't think he wants to talk about it. Would rather catch a cold than find himself sleeping next to the warmth of the campfire. Watch as he finds out that the 'Nether' exists. 

Hels is a clean freak. His determination to fix up this cave should prove my point. Has constantly scolded me about leaving my chests disorganized. Because of this, I'm pretty sure he's going to hate half of the hermits on this server. 

Hels is obsessed with the hippie. 

Hels wants to be a hippie. Hels dreams of the day he goes on a space adventure with the allergen scented idiot. Sometimes I don't even know why he chose to stay with me instead. 

Hels dislikes swear words. He just thinks it's 'silly and mean' of me ,according to him. Honestly, I didn't even swear that often before. I just like messing with this kid. 

Hels has floating abilities. 

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He's not joking. He genuinely has floating abilities that just come and go, and Ex has been trying to put the pieces together all week now. When did the kid learn how to float and why did this just randomly become a thing he can do? 

" Hey Evil Xisuma!" a young voice called out from above him. Ex did not need to lift his head to know that this kid was currently breaking the laws of physics. " Give me the wood blocks. I'm gonna add more wood blocks." 

" Honestly, that's really unnecessary. " He grumbled, but did as requested anyways. " The ceiling looks fine!" 

" But it looks ugly with stone!" 

"Your wood blocks will not make it any better!!" 

" Hurry! Before my floating powers disappear again!" 

The young knight sternly glared at the evil counterpart, gesturing for the desired blocks despite his complaints. Ex rolls his eyes from his amusement as he launches the blocks towards the kid's arms. 

" Thank you. " He politely said in an aggressive tone then floated back up to the ceiling. 

Honestly, Ex would've already immediately turned to the corner of the room for a nap and left the kid to do his business, if it weren't for the sudden rumble he felt in the room. His heart immediately sank once he realized what it was, feeling the vibration through his boots starting to get worse. 

" HELS!! GET DOWN!!" 

"Wha- why?" and as if it wasn't going to get worse, gravity decided to break itself and expand its brokenness to not only himself, but everything else. Ex struggles to reach out for the floor but his body immediately was pulled up to the ceiling, along with Hels and various different items. 

"You can float! Just like me!" 

"Hels- nOT NOW!!" He yelled out, swimming through the air. He grabs every single floating item he can access, uses it as his guide, and launches himself right into the kid, and just in the nick of time. 

Gravity finally turned itself on again. Ex wrapped the young knight in his arms as he felt his back hit the hard wood surface, shielding young Hels from the impact. All he could do was audibly groan as the rumbling ground constantly added more pain to his aching back. But soon, the ground finally stopped shaking, and everything went silent..

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"..Holy crap." Ex mumbled under his breath, but no one told him off. Heck, the kid didn't even scold him for that swear word. That's how baffled he is. 

Despite the chaos of this server, this was no regular occurrence. There was an earthquake. I repeat, an earthquake. And then the gravity disappeared and the whole base is now a mess. Items scattered, blocks missing, stone slowly revealing from the broken wooden walls.. He can feel young Hels twitching his eye at the unorganized scene. 

The kid sighed as he rolled himself from my grasp and onto the floor next to me. He looks up to the ceiling, with a widened-eye look on his face. " Sorry.. For your back. " 

".. Ehhh. I'll live another day." Ex says it so casually, even though he can just barely feel anything from the numbness of his bum. Now that he was stuck waiting out the cramps, all he could do was silently curse for his gosh darn missing, goodie two shoes counterpart. 

'Xisuma, what the heck are you doing to this server?' 

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Zedaph: (Tango, Impulse) 

Wels: (Cub, False) 

Keralis: (, TFC, Xisuma) 

Cleo: (Joe) 

Beef: (XB, Etho) 

Grian: (Ren, Scar) 

Hypno: (Jevin) 

Stress: (Iskall, Mumbo) 

Doc: (Bdubs) 

Pearl: (Gemini) 

Evil Xisuma : (Hels)