So yeah I mainly wanted to laugh so I made this piece of work to see if I can create something that isn't dark and who knows maybe I'll make people who reads this laugh so yeah I don't own RWBY or Mortal Kombat they belong to the late Monty Oum and Rooster Teeth and Netherrealm Studios respectively. By the way I may try to include some 4th wall breaks here and there but who knows okay then on with the story. Also may become mature but who knows.

(Someone's POV what oh okay um sorry Jaune's POV  but only temporarily)

"Well my life couldn't be any worse" said no one ever seriously our "Headmaster's" idea of initiation involves catapulting us off the cliff "Now then are there any questions?" the asshat finally asked "Um yes sir" "Anyone at all" I'm right in front of him how come he is deliberately ignoring me "Yes you there" "Uhhh finallly sir ma-" "I'm sorry but I wasn't talking to you I was talking to that person right there." "Yeah Headmaster what was the name of the song you use for you ringtone" "I have no idea what you are talking about" "You know it goes like dundundundun dundundundun dundundundundudndundudndun" he was humming Sandstorm by Darude how could he not know that, it's my favourite song. (It's not mine) hey shut up narrator who couldn't be bothered to actually listen to it. Anyway what was I saying (you weren't saying anything in fact it is Ozpin who was about to say something) oh right. "I can't believe that it became a meme anyway anyone else?" "Yeah Headmaster" "I'm just going on a limb to say that no one else has any questions to ask anyway launch them" 

(No longer Jaune's POV)

Jaune was launched last with his last words being "What the absolute Fuuuuuucccckkkkkk" "Headmaster Ozpin are you sure it is wise to launch students into a Grimm-Infested Forest?" Asked his sexy assistant who's name you shouldn't Google in the workplace, "Glynda trust me what's the worst that could happen" now back to Jaune as a spear nearly impaled him "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-" well he's dead "Hmmmmm what you saaaaay, Hmmmmm that you only meant weeeeeellllll" "Oh hang Headmaster it's my scroll." Glynda got her scroll out of god knows where since I'm not going to bother describing where it is so yeah.

(Cut to who the fuck knows where)

Well at least I'm alive thought Jaune only to be greeted by a giant ass wolf and another human. Jaune was about to shit his pants by looking at this wolf until the wolf said this "Well shit you aren't supposed to be dead" "Ummm who the fuck are you?" questioned Jaune "Oh yeah well I'm the author of this story that you are in" "So your Oum" "No I'm not Oum this guy next to me is Oum" "So yeah listen you aren't supposed to be dead at least not yet anyways" "So yeah let me just ask Why the Hell am I Dead?!" "Well you can kinda blame it on your "headmaster" for launching your ass off the cliff so um yeah that's it" Jaune groveled at the giant wolf begging to be sent back to life "please please oh please send me back I'll do anything I'll suck your-" "Okay there calm down listen I'm going to send you back anyways because if I don't then this little thing I want a laugh at ends too soon" "That and I will kick your ass." "Oh yeah plus Oum is going to kick my ass and he is not joking when he says that" "So yeah we're going to send you back for two reasons One life here is boring and we need to watch shit get fucked up for the sake of humour and Two I know you want a sexy kitty girlfriend don't you?" "I have no idea what you are talking about" "Oh come on you had porn mags underneath your bed to be specific faunus porn mags well to be even more specific cat faunus porn mags." 

Jaune tried to defend himself "Could you blame me I mean come on what isn't sexy about  licking milk out of the bowl" "Right Oum would you mind explaining to him what's about to happen to him while I'll try to find Scorps?" The omnipotent being known only as Oum nodded his head "Right thanks" the giant ass wolf walked off to who knows where while Oum explained to Jaune "So listen as you know despite being gods in this place it gets dull seeing chaos in one place and peace in another so we need someone to fuck shit up in order to be amused." "Okay now you are going to be powerful like powerful on this world's terms though you might want to show caution okay and if you think your fine trust me your not so yeah that's it." "Now do you have any questions" "Yeah um what's the name of this kitty girlfriend that he talked about?" "Oh yeah it's Blake Belladonna and this is what she will look like she has a bow on" then the wolf came back carrying someone by his teeth he then dropped him off right in front of the two. "Right Jaune meet Scorpion he is going to merge with you because A we don't want to be a weak ass bitch okay and B we don't usually see you get easily pissed at every single thing for the purpose of shits and gigs" "I still protest to this" "Shut up Scorps your not seen in a lot of crossovers so be glad that your in one." 

Scorpion grumbled as he shook off the dust on his armour "So this is the kid you want me to merge with" "Yeah why you got a problem with it" "No I thought you were going to give me someone arrogant." "Ha I don't hate you that much Scorps so yeah Oum begin the merging" Oum nodded as he began to say some words "merge goddammit I'm saying a bunch of gibberish to make it seem like I am actually doing something otherwise you dopes wouldn't believe me" strangely enough it was only the wolf that didn't know what he was actually saying "Rubber dicks and now let these two merge into an pissed off being." "Hey Scorpion is too late to back out of it" "Yes it is too late" "Now will these two go back and wreak havoc for we are in desperate need of entertainment and the author is just writing a bunch of lines to lengthen this thing to prove he is not lazy" (Hey come on man I'm trying) fuck finally these two begin to merge with the sound of a thousand assholes accompanying them as they scream in eternal suffering. (By the way Jaune's armour is the cover picture of the story) 

(Still don't know where because author too lazy to actually bother *punch* okay Emerald Forest just mere hours *another punch and a slap with baloney* okay 10 minutes after Jaune landed on his neck) 

"Uhhhhhh"

(Switch to Jaune's POV for no reason whatsoever)

When I opened my eyes all I saw was black until I realised it was hair and I blinked a couple times to see .

(Out of Jaune's POV)

The newly revived being's heart did a back-flip as he realised that the person in front of him was "sexy kitty girlfriend" "Hey you okay cause you kinda landed on your neck" "......" "It's my kitty!" Blake was dumbfounded at this person first he broke his neck then for some reason came back to life only for this man to call her his kitty "What the fuck happened to you?"

And end oh boy sorry if it didn't seemed funny towards the end but I promise that it will be ridiculous next time with Blake trying to escape our revived nut job. Anyway until next time bye bye.