(WARNING: HALFWAY THROUGH I DIDN'T PUT MUCH EFFORT INTO WRITING!!! IT WAS GOING SOMEWHERE, THEN TURNED INTO CRAP!!)

Takes place after Eren and Basil joined the Survey Corps.

*First person pov*

     "Hey Basil!! Can you do me a favor?" I heard someone yell behind me, so I turned to see Hanji running to me with a vial in her hand of an unknown liquid. "Well, Levi wanted me to come to his office, but sure, what's up?" I asked, friends come first before Levi. "Can you drink this?" Hanji said, holding out the vial. I feel like if I drink this, it would be one of those fanfiction scenarios that I turn into a cat and Levi has to take care of me and I learn something I'm not supposed to, but why the hell not? "Okay...?" I said, grabbing the vial. The stench of chemicals filled my nostrils as I looked away. Okay, here goes. I downed the concoction and gulped, then a poof of smoke surrounds my body, and my body feels weird. As soon as the smoke disappeared, I was on the ground... I think? I was standing, yet I was so low to the ground. I tried opening my mouth to speak, but it came out as a mewl. WTF WHY I WAS JOKING!!! I DIDN'T WANT TO TURN INTO A CAT!! "Basil?" Hanji said, coughing. I maneuvered my way to Hanji, then pawed at her leg. She looked down, and squealed. "OH MY GOD WHAT A CUTE KITTY WITH ODD EYES!! C'MERE, LET ME HUG YA!!" Hanji yelled, and I tried to get away from her, but she caught me anyways. Hanji squeezed the life out of me, almost choking me to death. "Come to think of it, where is Basil?" Hanji asked, and I meowed loudly right after. I'm right here!! Get the idea I am her!! "Oh wait.... Basil's absence... and you're suddenly here.... are you Basil?" Hanji asked me, holding me out by my arms to get a good look at me. "Meow once yes, if you don't meow at all, then I'll take it as a no." Hanji said, and I meowed the loudest I can. "It is you! Man, I didn't think the chemicals would do this to you... I gave it to you as a poison to see if it would do anything, and then give you the antidote..." Hanji said, I 'nya'ed loudly as if I was yelling 'WHAAT'. WHAT THE HELL HANJI YOU WERE TRYING TO KILL ME!! I scratched her face, yelling profanities in cat form, and Hanji held me away. "I'm joking, I'm joking! The concoction is made out of Eren's pubic hair, finger nails, and sweat. I just wanted to see if it would do something to you, I never expected this..." Hanji said, and my skin under my fur paled. I meowed, translating to 'you're joking... right'. It seemed like Hanji knew I was saying, and sweated pushing her finger together. "Ehehehe.... I'm not joking....."

"NYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

Time skip~

     After I scratched the living crap out of Hanji, I grabbed a stick off the ground with my mouth, then started writing in the dust. 'You are nasty Hanji. What am I going to do now?' I wrote, and Hanji thought about it, wincing at her cut wrists, arms, hands, and face. "Well, I can't take care of you. But, I will take you to Shorty, you were going to go to his office, right?" Hanji said, and I narrowed my eyes as I wrote more stuff in the ground. 'You're kidding me, right? He'll kill me if I shed in his room....' I crossed it out, then wrote more. 'Actually, you know what? I'm a cat, and cats can do whatever they want and the owners can't be mad at it. So I'm just gonna enjoy messing around with Levi. But, you will turn me back into a human, right?' Hanji nodded, and chuckled. "Alright, you will have to stay with Levi the time being... and I'll find a way to turn you back. By the way, you are so cute! You have odd eyes, one golden eye, and one blue eye! Here, I have a hand mirror with me." Hanji reached into her pocket, and pulled out a mirror and set it front of me. "Look!" Hanji said, and I looked at it. I was a black cat with a white tip on my tail, and my same eyes.

     Oh, I look like a VERY familiar kitty... I picked up the stick again, writing into the ground again. 'Call me Pepper.' Hanji had a confused expression on her face. "Why Pepper?" Hanji asked, and I wrote my answer in the ground again. 'Because that was the name of my cat.' Wrong, I don't have a cat.... I have a virtual cat in Neko Atsume named Pepper and I love him dearly because we have the same eyes.

God he is so cute. "Okay, let's go to Shorty!" Hanji cheered, leaning down to pick me up but I hissed, scratching at the air as my fur stood up. "Okay, okay... I won't touch you." Hanji said, putting her arms up in defense and I calmed down. We walked down the halls of the castle, and when we turned the corner, I felt like something cut into my side and I fell down. Owwie!! I hit my side on the corner!! Why do I have such a long body!? Being a cat sucks... not really, but still! It hurts!! "What are you doing, Bas- I mean, Pepper?" Hanji asked, and I stood right back up and speed walked like that didn't just happen. We made it to Levi's door, and Hanji knocked. "State your name and business." Levi's muffled voice pierced the silenced. Hanji ignored his question, and walked in. "Helllllllo Shorty! How are you doing?" Hanji chirped, and Levi groaned as he ran a hand through his hair. "Tch, Shitty Glasses, what are you doing?" Levi growled, and I tried jumping up onto his desk, which I magically made it. "I need you to take care of this cat, Pepper. You can do that for me, right Shorty?" Hanji chirped again, and Levi glared at me. "Tch, fucking hell no. Cats shed, and they are pieces of shit." Levi said, and I hissed at him. "Please? I'll take care of your paper work, right now I'm busy! Please take care of Pepper!" Hanji pleaded, and Levi crossed his arms. "Tch, for a whole month." Levi said, and Hanji anime cried as she nodded. I snickered as a cat, and Hanji walked out of the room crying. "Please take good care of her!" Hanji said gloomly, walking out and shutting the door. I stared at Levi, and he stared back. There was tea on the desk, and I looked at it, then to Levi. I'm a cat, I can do whatever I want. I slowly put a paw out, then slowly pushed it over to the edge without breaking eye contact with Levi. "Tch, don't you fucking dare." Levi snarled, glaring at me. But, I pushed it over the edge anyways, without breaking eye contact. We stood there for a few seconds, and Levi clicked his tongue. "You are a ass of a cat, you know?" Levi said, and I narrowed my eyes. I knocked ink jar off the table, and he snatched me off the desk. "Alright you fucking shithead, you're going in the closet." Levi growled, and I hissed as I scratched his arms, his hand, everything. Finally, he dropped me and I retreated under the couch, hissing. "Tch, get the fuck out of there you little shit." Levi growled as he reached under to grab me, but I scratched him again. I'm a cat, I can do whatever the hell I want! "Tch, fine. Stay under there asshole." Levi growled, standing up and then went over back to his desk to sit... I think. I can't see from here. After a few moments of sitting under the couch, I came back out. He was actually getting cleaning supplies, and I decided to piss him off if I rolled in the black ink and tea and made the whole area dirty. I grinned like Cheshire cat, and rolled into the ink and tea, then running all over the place. "You little shit!!" Levi yelled, running and grabbed me. I hissed, scratching him again. "No fucking wonder Hanji gave you to me, you're a troubling little shit." Levi growled, not seeming to be bothered by the scratching, even though he was bleeding a little.

     I knew there was no way out of this, so I just lied there limp in his arms. He brought be outside the castle to get water, filling up a wooden tub. He dropped me in the freezing water, which I screamed. Dammit!! Why don't these people have modern baths where it's automatically warm, I swear to god!! "Shut up you fucking cat, it's your fault for getting dirty, and getting my fucking office dirty. This is your punishment." Levi growled, then started scrubbing me. I mewled in embarrassment, it... it feels wrong. Levi's hands are all over my body.... I DON'T LIKE THIS IT MAKES ME FELL WEIRD, PLEASE STOP!! I thrashed around in Levi's arms, but he held me still. "It'll all be fucking over if you stop moving." Eren happened to be walking by, and Levi called out to Eren. "Oi, cadet Jeager!! Bring some fucking soap over here!" Levi yelled, and Eren was confused why he was washing a cat, which was me. I took the chance to book it, darting to Eren's feet. I latch onto his pants with my claws, climbing up him. "W-Whaa!" Eren screamed, scared by me. "JEAGER!! HAND OVER THE FUCKING CAT!!" Levi yelled at Eren, and I meowed pleadingly at Eren. "Sir, who's cat is this?" Eren asked Levi, grabbing me and handing me to Levi, much to my displeasure. "Fucking Hanji's, she pawned this brat off to me, and this cat is nothing but trouble. Go get some soap so I can wash this fucking brat properly." Levi explained, and I hissed at Levi. "Okay... I'm busy, but I have time to wash this cat myself if he's causing you trouble." Eren said, and I hissed at him for calling me a boy. "Tch, then get to it, I'm fucking tired of this cat... it made a mess in my room." Levi growled, pawning me off to Eren and storming off, his shirt soaked with water. I mewled at Eren, and he took me with him to get soap and a towel. "So, what's your name?" Eren asked, and I mewled again as I snuggled up to him, since I was cold. "I don't know what Captain Levi means, you seem like sweet cat." Eren commented, and I mewled in content. He grabbed the stuff for me, and went back to the tub that was sitting outside all alone. I jumped out of Eren's arms and dived into the tub, looking up at Eren expectantly to wash me. Eren smiled, then started rubbing soap into my black fur. "You have pretty eyes, one golden eye and blue eye." Eren complimented me and I purred in satisfaction. "I'm pretty sure you'll get all the girls." Eren said, and I hissed. "What?" Eren asked, and I reluctantly pointed my head to my crotch, embarrassed. "Ohh..... I'm sorry for calling you a boy." Eren apologized, and I purred as he scratched under my chin. "You're a weird one, I never seen a cat like water so much." Eren said as he watched me swim around the tub. That's because I'm getting used to the temperature. It's like a swimming pool, it's cold at first but it'll be fine after a little while. "Alright, you're all done, let's get you out of the tub." Eren said, grabbing me out of the water and placing me in a towel. He sits down, setting me in his lap as he dried me. After Eren finished, he took me back to Levi's office. I hissed silently as I gazed up at the intimidating door, and Eren knocked. "State your name and business." Levi said, adding unnecessary venom to his words. "It's Eren Jeager, Sir. I brought you back the cat." Eren said, and we could hear a faint 'come in'. My cat mouth dropped, his office was already spotless. I jumped from Eren's arms, lying down on the couch. "Tch, I wish you didn't bring that brat back." Levi growled, glaring at me, and I glared back. "Captain Levi, I have a question... what's her name?" Eren asked Levi, then sitting down on the couch to pet me, and I purred. "Hanji said 'Pepper' or something.... Tch, a stupid fucking name." Levi answered, and I hissed at him. "Is that so? Pepper is a cute name..." Eren mused, rubbing my belly. Then I came to a realization. OH MY GOD THEY ARE MY DADS!! I'M LIKE THEIR BABY AND THEY ARE MY DADS!! YAAAAASSSSS!! EREI IS REAL!!"Tch, you can take your leave Jeager." Levi growled, and Eren nodded. "Okay, I'll be back tonight." Eren said suggestively as he left, and Levi was blushing. I was literally weak in the knees as blood spilled out of my nose. "Alright you fucking ca- Wait, why the hell are you bleeding? For god's sake, Hanji's gonna kill me." Levi said, his blush now gone with a sort of panicked look on his face.

He grabbed a handkerchief out of his pocket, and wiped my bloody nose. "Tch, when the hell could cats have nosebleeds? Tch, if Jeager did something I'll punish him tonight." Just those words made my nosebleed worse. "Tch! Stop bleeding you little shit!" Levi yelled, and I glared at him. I bit his finger because he was too rough, and he stared at me, and I stared at him. After a while, I felt bad, like really really bad, so I stop biting him and licked his finger with my ears pressed up against my head. Levi clicked his tongue, and rubbed my head. "Tch, you're a dick of a cat, but I guess there are bigger dicks." Levi said, standing back up and walking back to his desk. I stared at the bandages on his arms and face, and I felt even worse. After he sat down at his desk, I jumped into his lap and purred. "Tch, you're such a confusing cat... And get off me, you're shedding." Levi said, but didn't make a move to remove me off his lap. After a long time of being comfortable with each other, I noticed his drawer was open. I get up off his lap, and jumped into the drawer. There was a necklace in it. I don't know why, but it extremely familiar. IT IS SO EXTREME IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. I meowed as I pawed at it, and Levi opened the drawer all the way to see me pawing at the necklace and meowing. "Tch, stop touching it." Levi said, grabbing the necklace. He looked at it sadly, then put it on his desk. I got up on his desk, meowing as I touched it with my paw. He sighed again, and grabbed it. "I don't know why I'm fucking telling you this, since you're a cat, but I feel like I need to get this out there." Whoa! What's up with the back story!? "This necklace belonged to a friend of mine... she was with me underground. We would fucking wreak the place, it was fun. Along with some of my other friends, we were captured and forced to serve in the Survey Corps since we were fucking swell at the 3DMG. But on our first expedition.... all three of them died leaving me. And the friend who owned this necklace... well......... I-" The door burst open, revealing Hanji. "I'm here for Pepper!" Hanji chirped, and my jaw dropped. DAMMIT!! WHO IS THIS PERSON!? WHAT WAS LEVI GONNA SAY!? THERE WAS ONLY FARLAN AND ISABEL, WHO IS SHE!? "Come on Pepper, let's go!" Hanji said grabbing me, and I started hissing at her. IIIIIIII NEEEEEEEEED TOOOOOO KNOOOOOOOOOW!! "Tch, about time Shitty Glasses, this brat was the most troublesome cat I have ever seen." Levi growled at Hanji. "Ehehe, I can see from your arms and face, sorry!" Hanji said, rubbing the back of her head. I tried so hard to get out of her grip, and got so far, but in the end, it doesn't even matter. Hanji left Levi's room and took me to her office. She gave me a pen and paper, and I furiously written onto the paper 'WHY DID YOU DO THAT I WAS GETTING JUICY INFORMATION OUT OF LEVI!!'. "Really? What juicy information?!" Hanji asked excitedly, and I hissed at her, writing more stuff on the paper. 'Just turn me back already.' "Okay, okay. Here, drink this." Hanji said, putting a bowl of liquid for me to drink. I was about to drink it, but stopped. I grabbed the pen, and wrote. 'How do I exactly drink this...?' "What do you mean? You just stick your tongue in the concoction, then you drink." Hanji said, and I tired doing that, but it didn't do anything. 'It didn't do anything.' "Well... what do you want me to do?" Hanji asked, and I jumped up into her cabinets and grabbed a dropper. I went back and wrote the answer. 'Use this.' Hanji starts squealing. "Aww, it'll be like feeding a tiny baby kitten!" Hanji said, grabbing the dropper and sucked up liquid into the dropper. She stuck the dropper in my mouth, squeezing it into my mouth. Then poof, I was back to normal with my uniform on and my eye patch on, thank god. And right after I did, I slapped her. "OWWW!!" Hanji screamed, holding her cheek. "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!!" I yelled, then storming out of the room. "W-Wait Basil!" Hanji yelled, and when I opened the door Eren was there. The color drained from his face as he pointed at my head. "Why.... Why do you have cat ears?" I paled too, and Hanji pushed up her glasses. "You didn't drink enough of the formula." "NYA!?"

(A/N: XD I've finished this for a few hours before publishing it, contemplating on whether or not I should publish this because in my opinion and probably many others, it's the worst thing I have ever written... but let's be honest here, I wrote a lot of stupid stuff that makes people go 'wtf'. I almost didn't publish it, because it was so bad. Anyways, I hope you have enjoyed this horrible chapter!

Also, lots of you may be confused what's with the necklace, and the third friend of Levi's, well when the second season comes out, and I write the second book, there will be a second story inside of the same book. And it maaaaay or maaaaay not have to do with the OVAs with Levi and his friends :D! I wonder how many of you are pissed and want the second book now XD. I would make the second book, but it wouldn't make sense if Basil got sucked into the manga.... yeah. So I'm gonna wait, and I hate it too.)