(Table begins to play some music.)

TablePerson: 🎶Once upon a time in a land filled with flowers.🎶

(A few flowers pop up.)

Table: I said filled.

(Even more pop up rapidly.)

Table: 🎶Lived a king and a queen and their daughter. She was cursed you see, when she turned 18, she got ugly instead of hotter.🎶

Maya: Now that I am of marrying age, I must choose a husband.

The-Man-with-No-Name : Good thing you're rich.

(Cupcake whacks her shoulder.)

Table: 🎶Then who should appear, but a man with a sneer, who proudly proclaimed:🎶

Raoul: I volunteer.

Table: 🎶She gave him a hand, and he gave her a shoulder...🎶

(The two struggle a little bit.)

Table: 🎶And quickly they left to be wed.🎶

(Raoul dissapeared with her in his arms.)

Table: 🎶The king had forget an important secret, so the queen leaned over and said. 🎶

creamy_cupcakess : Darling, that's the wizard who cursed our daughter.

Ash: Oopsies.

Table: 🎶 The king then petitioned every knight for a mission to rescue the ugly young lass. The knights all agreed she was far too ugly, so together they said-🎶

-MidnightDaSmolBean- /AdelinaSauer : We'll pass.

Thatgirlgammer100: I'll do it.

Table: 🎶This sobering tale-🎶 I'm sorry, what?

Mary: I'll rescue the princess.

Table: You?

Mary: Me.

Table: You.

Mary: Me!

Table: Really?

Mary: Why's that so hard to believe?

Table: You're sickly, untested and frail.

Mary: Nontheless, I can fight as well as our strongest Knights.

Table: Oh really? 🎶Then someone punched you in the gut.🎶

(Midnight punches her in the gut.)

Mary: Ow... Why?

Table: To prove a point. 🎶And no one lived happily ever-🎶

Mary: I'm going.

Table: 🎶Someone kicked you.🎶

(Adelina kicked her.)

Mary: Oh no.. Ah.. I'm rescuing the princess and you can't stop me

Table: We'll see about that.

Mary: Bring it on.

Table: 🎶The hero met a thief who caused her some grief, and stabbed her in the gut.🎶

(MayaNever stabs her in the gut.)

Mary: Ow.. That didn't even rhyme.

MayaNever: Three dollars, really?!

Mary: I'm.. Poor.

Table: 🎶The next task she should face would start at the base of a mountain of which she would climb. 🎶

Mary: Oh, my kidney.

Table: 🎶While holding her breath-🎶

Mary: I'm going to breathe. You can't make choices for me, I'm the protagonist.

Table: Well I'm the narrator. 🎶Then her legs stopped working.🎶

(Mary falls to the ground.)

Mary: Ah.. I hate you.

Table: 🎶While she lay helpless, completely defenseless, a troll came along feeling hungry. The troll swung his club to grab him some grub and hit the dumb knight in the head.🎶

Mary: Stab!

(Mary stabs the troll and it walks away.)

Mary: Hehe, still got my sword.

Table: 🎶So your arms stopped working.🎶

Mary: Come on.

Table: Had enough?

Mary: Never.

Table: 🎶And you contracted the plague.🎶

Mary: Ugh.

Table: 🎶Then you were shot by an arrow.🎶

(Mary gets shot by an arrow.)

Mary: Ahh!!

Table: 🎶Then your mouth tasted like a foot.🎶

Mary: Bleh...

Table: 🎶A diseased foot.🎶

Mary: *groans* I'm coming Princess..

Table: 🎶You sure are determined, despite all the hassle.🎶

Mary: Then magically appeared at the dark wizards castle.

Table: .... I can't believe that worked.

Raoul: What is going on?

Maya: It's one of my father's knights.

Mary: Yes, I've come to rescue- woah.. You are not ugly anymore.

Maya: The curse was lifted, but I didn't think anyone would try to save me while I was hideous.

Raoul: Well that was the plan.

Table: Sorry, I tried.

Mary: Alright, wizard. Let's fight to the death. I may not be able to use my arms or legs, but I'm not afraid to do this.

(She begins to flop around.)

Table: Oh.. Oh my.

(Mary begins to nibble at them a bit.)

Table: Cast a spell or something.

Raoul: I only know how to make people ugly.

Table: Do that then.

Raoul: SHANASTEE!!

(Mary gets casted with the spell.)

Mary: Am I hideous?

Maya: You look the same.

Raoul: Well there's only so much I can do.

Maya: Wizard, we're through. I want to marry this lady.

Raoul: Figures.

Table: 🎶So the two started courting with much joy and much laughter, and they both lived happily ever after-she punched her in the face.🎶

(Maya punches her in the face.)