Maya's bread bank

Maya: Welcome to the bread bank. We sell bread, we sell loafs. We got bread on deck, bread on the floor. Toasted, roast-

TablePerson : Stfu. Listen, I just need a baguette and a brioche.

Maya: We don't have either of those. You can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-

Table: Wtf is gluten? Take that s*** out.

Maya: It's gluten free.

Table: I don't care if it's free.

Maya: Swear on your f***in' YEEZYS! If you want to fight, we gonna fight.

Table: You trying to be on Worldstar?

Maya: What, you gonna record it?

Table: Yeah. I got my dollar store camera ON!

-MidnightDaSmolBean- : What's the f***in situaaaation?

Table: Wtf do you want?

Midnight: I'm the mf MANAGER!

Table: At the bread store?

Midnight: B R E A D!

Table: Tell her. To take. The mf gluten, out the bread.

Midnight: Imma need you to shut that bulls*** up chief. We can't take s*** out the bread.

Table: Why put it in in the first place? I KNOW y'all smoking that pack!

Midnight: We got crackers, no gluten.

Table: F*** crackers.

Maya: It's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?

Table: Hell no. You better take the gluten out that damn s***.

Midnight: Look, we got whole wheat, gluten free. Texas toast, gluten free. TORTILLA!!

Table: F*** all that. What b****-a** country are y'all from where they got this bulls*** at?

Midnight: Florida.

Table: I knew it.

Maya: Look, you can either take this yeast, or I'm calling the police.

Table: I'm going W e a s t!

Midnight: Nah don't call the police, I got a warrant.

Table: Honestly f*** y'all. I ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.

Midnight: Wtf are you saying?

Table: All I'm saying is f*** y'alls bread, f*** the gluten, AND F*** them crackers.

Maya: The crackers Don't have gluten..

Table: I'll take those.

Maya: Okay, that's going to be five-

Table: Nah, f*** that. I ain't paying.

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