Maya's bread bank
Maya: Welcome to the bread bank. We sell bread, we sell loafs. We got bread on deck, bread on the floor. Toasted, roast-
TablePerson : Stfu. Listen, I just need a baguette and a brioche.
Maya: We don't have either of those. You can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
Table: Wtf is gluten? Take that s*** out.
Maya: It's gluten free.
Table: I don't care if it's free.
Maya: Swear on your f***in' YEEZYS! If you want to fight, we gonna fight.
Table: You trying to be on Worldstar?
Maya: What, you gonna record it?
Table: Yeah. I got my dollar store camera ON!
-MidnightDaSmolBean- : What's the f***in situaaaation?
Table: Wtf do you want?
Midnight: I'm the mf MANAGER!
Table: At the bread store?
Midnight: B R E A D!
Table: Tell her. To take. The mf gluten, out the bread.
Midnight: Imma need you to shut that bulls*** up chief. We can't take s*** out the bread.
Table: Why put it in in the first place? I KNOW y'all smoking that pack!
Midnight: We got crackers, no gluten.
Table: F*** crackers.
Maya: It's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
Table: Hell no. You better take the gluten out that damn s***.
Midnight: Look, we got whole wheat, gluten free. Texas toast, gluten free. TORTILLA!!
Table: F*** all that. What b****-a** country are y'all from where they got this bulls*** at?
Midnight: Florida.
Table: I knew it.
Maya: Look, you can either take this yeast, or I'm calling the police.
Table: I'm going W e a s t!
Midnight: Nah don't call the police, I got a warrant.
Table: Honestly f*** y'all. I ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.
Midnight: Wtf are you saying?
Table: All I'm saying is f*** y'alls bread, f*** the gluten, AND F*** them crackers.
Maya: The crackers Don't have gluten..
Table: I'll take those.
Maya: Okay, that's going to be five-
Table: Nah, f*** that. I ain't paying.
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