(For StarClanLight and other SU Fans.)

(Emerald looks straight at Steven and brings him to a throne she spawned outside.)

Emerald: Why Steven, I don't think you realize what you got here! So why don't you just rejuvenate, whilst I illuminate the possibilities.

(She then brings out her reporters microphone and begins to sing.)

Emerald: Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezad-ie had a thousand tales. But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves, You got a brand of magic never fails! You got some power in your corner now. Some heavy ammunition in your camp. (She lights a firework and it flys into the sky.) You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how See all you gotta do is light that lamp, And I'll say Mister Steven Universe, What will your pleasure be? Let me take your order, Jot it down! You ain't never had a friend like me.

(She nudged his arm slightly and laughs.)

Emerald: Life is your restaurant, And I'm your maitre d'! C'mon whisper what it is you want, You ain't never had a friend like me. Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service. You're the boss! The king, the shah! Say what you wish, It's yours, true dish. How about a little more Baklava? Have some of column A, Try all of column B. I'm in the mood to help you dude! You ain't never had a friend like me

(She then makes a whole show using her water skills.)

Emerald: Wah, Wah, Wah. Oh my.. Wah, Wah, Wah. No, no! Wah, wah, wah. Na-ma-na.

(With the snap of her fingers, she then begins to show off a few tricks.)

Emerald: Can your friends do this? Can your friends do that? Can your friends pull this out their little hat? Can your friends go- POOF!! Well, looky here! Ha-ha! Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip! And then make the sucker disappear? So dontcha sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed. I'm here to answer all your midday prayers. You got me bona fide, certified. You got a genie for your chargé d'affaires! I got a powerful urge to help you out! So what-cha wish? I really want to know! You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt, Well, all you gotta do is rub like so - and oh

(Emerald cracks her whip she had on her, then spins around with him.)

Emerald: Mister Steven Universe, have a wish or two or three? Well, I'm on the job, you big nabob. You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend. You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend! You ain't never! Had a! Friend like me!

(Emerald flys into the air and does some loops.)

Emerald: You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!