AN: I've received some weird headcanons the past week and I decided to write some of them and make it a chapter here, so god help us all and let's see what comes out of them and test my writing abilities! 😂😂😂 This is gonna be weird, be aware. LOL

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Unusual Headcanons

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1 – Holy Moly

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Anonymous said: Okay so hear me out on this. If Fairy Tail ever has to fight vampires or anything supernatural, Juvia would DESTROY. Think about it: since Juvia is water, all she has to do is get a priest to bless her and BAM she becomes HOLY WATER! Vampires beware!

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She was a month away from taking her vows when she met him.

Juvia Lockser, novice, raised to become a nun who fought against the unholy, the unnatural, met Gray Fullbuster, a hunter with his friends, seeking for shelter at her nunnery.

He was also special, like her. While Gray could produce ice anytime he wanted to, Juvia's specialness was water and most of the time, she couldn't really control it, for it was too connected to her emotions.

Juvia was left at the nunnery as a baby and at the very young age of three, she started to show how special she was by making it rain every time she was upset and a priest called Jose Porla had an idea: what if they blessed the child before it started raining? Would she produce holy water? Could it be used as a weapon?

The first time they tried, the priests, nuns and hunters were in awe when a vampire they had captured, died with only the rain a small child made.

So, she became a weapon of the Church: she could wipe out entire nests without even leaving the nunnery. As she got older, Juvia trained and trained until she could turn herself into water and she began joining missions at nearby towns, fighting against evil.

Juvia Lockser was a weapon, a good, trained weapon and she was about to swear her life into the Church, but life had other plans.

"So, you are the Rain Woman, huh?" Gray asked her as she escorted him to his quarters at the nunnery so he could rest – he was assigned at that section of the country. "Everyone knows about you and your Holy Rain. Makes our jobs much easier when the vamps are running around aimless, trying to find shelter."

"Juvia is pleased she can help." She bowed her head lightly, suddenly feeling her cheeks warm up and her heart beat faster. She felt her knees get weaker when Gray smiled her way, saying good-night.

That night, when she took her veil, she took the little mirror she smuggled into her quarters and freed her blue curls, looking at herself and wondering if Gray would ever find her pretty if he saw her.

Ten days later, when he saved her life during a raid, Juvia knew she could never take her vows.

"Are you alright?" Gray was breathing heavily, the ashes of a vamp being blown away by the wind and he offered her his hand. "That thing was much stronger than we anticipated and endured a lot of your Holy Water."

"Yes." Juvia was out of breath as well, she took his hand and got up from the ground, her pants so dirty she didn't even try to clean it up at the moment and she was glad she was allowed to wear pants when she was out of the nunnery.

"Here." Gray reached to something on the ground and gave it to her and to Juvia's horror, it was her veil – it probably fell off during the struggle and she didn't notice. He looked at her and raised his eyebrows, staring at her hair. "Blue, huh?" He shrugged and Juvia took the veil from his hands. "It suits you." Her heart seemed to want to burst from her chest. "Come on, let's help the others."

Juvia looked down at the veil in her hand and let it fall to the ground – she didn't need it anymore.

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2 – Secret's Out

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Anonymous said: My friend and I were laughing at this headcanon we did. So we said Juvia did it with a girl and boy. Gajeel said "wow Juvia you sure slept around" then Juvia said "at least I got more titties then you ever got" the Gajeel just started to think life over 😂 Natsu high fives Juvia because of that come back!

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Many people thought Juvia was a sad drunk, but the truth was, she was only sad during the first three beers, after that, she became quite chatty and laughed about everything, actually. It was a bit hellish, but they just needed to handle sad drunk Juvia for thirty minutes before fun Juvia surfaced.

"Me! Pick Juvia!" The Water Mage requested with a giggle, raising her beer and Cana laughed.

"Alright, Juvia for the win! Truth or dare?" Cana, being more usual to alcohol, was fine and gathering as much blackmail material as she could.

"Truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuth!" Juvia dragged the word and the people around the circle cackled in drunken laughter.

"Okay!" Cana thought for a moment and then asked: "Have you ever kissed a girl?"

"Lotsts of timess." It was Juvia's drunken answer as she nodded, eyelids heavy. "One time Juvia kissed a boy and a girl at the shame timess."

"What?" Both Gray and Gajeel asked at the same time, from each side of her.

"Yes." She looked at her boyfriend and then turned to her friend. "Remember Takesu-kun and Willa-san? Them. Shee?? Lotsts of kisses. You gotta kish a lot if it feels good," she looked at her boyfriend again "right, Gray-shama?" She was getting drunker by the second.

"We are so having a talk about this when we're sober." Gray was very drunk as well so he turned to Cana: "Cana! Remind me to talk to Juvia about Taketsutsu and Willie, or whatever, when I'm sober."

"Man, don't worry, that's a conversation I'm not going to miss." The brunette chuckled.

"You slept around a bit, then, huh?" Gajeel laughed and earned a slap on the arm from Levy.

Juvia snorted, leaning on Gray for support. "Juvia's seen more titsh than you, that's for shuuuure."

"Ooooooh!" Everyone started to laugh, while Gajeel's face and ears became red in embarrassment.

"Hey Juvia, nice burn!" Natsu was in front of her in the circle so he kneeled and reached for her, palms opened and it took Juvia two tries to finally high five him back, but when she did, Natsu yahooed and fell down, laughing.

"How many are we talking about here?" Gray asked Juvia once she was leaning on him again.

"Shhhhhh, Gray-sama." Juvia got more comfortable. "It's laughgling time."

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3- Say Uncle

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Anonymous said: Hey, Bonney! I was thinking, since we have so many fanfics about Juvia meeting Gray's family, could you write something (modern au?) about Gray having to meet Juvia's parents? I imagine he'd be really nervous like "what if they think I'm not good enough for you - I mean it's true! I'm not..." and Juvia would have to reassure him. Not sure what Juvia's parents would be like, but I love the idea :).

(I went a little more canon here and it's actually Juvia's mysterious Uncle instead of her parents)

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"Uncle is going to like you, Gray-sama, don't worry." Juvia said to her boyfriend as they walked towards her uncle's house.

"Yeah, because that always works." Gray rolled his eyes. "You were nervous when you met my dad."

"Seeing he had just barged in while we were having sex in your apartment, Juvia thinks she had some reasons to be concerned." The blunette pointed out. The day Silver used his spare key to enter his son's apartment and caught them doing the deed on Gray's couch in the middle of the afternoon. Juvia has never been more embarrassed in her life. She could look at Silver now without blushing, but the trauma would be there forever.

"Oh, god, I'm so happy I don't get to meet your Uncle after he barged in and saw us having sex." Gray told her. "He raised you, he probably thinks of you as more of a daughter than a niece, he'll think I'm not good enough for you. I know he was military, he would kill me for touching you."

"Juvia would never let him." She chuckled. "Juvia likes your touches too much."

"Right." Gray snorted and when they stopped in front of the house, Juvia took his hands with hers. "This is it, huh?"

"Yes." Juvia nodded and she rang the bell, waiting a few seconds until the door opened and Juvia's Uncle appeared in front of him. The blue eyes were almost the same, but Rain Lockser's were a shade lighter than Juvia's, and the hair was the same color as Juvia's, with a few streaks of white. "Hi, Uncle!" Juvia beamed in greeting and hugged the older man and kissed his cheek. "How have you been?"

"Fine." As Juvia had told Gray, Rain wasn't much of a talker, but his expression clearly softened with seeing his niece.

"That's good." Juvia stepped away from her Uncle and went to stand next to Gray again. "Uncle, this is Juvia's boyfriend, Gray-sama. Gray-sama, this is Juvia's Uncle."

"Nice to meet you, sir." Gray offered his hand and after a moment where Rain narrowed his eyes at Gray, the older man finally took his hand and shook it, to Gray's relief.

"Hm, not much of a strong grip, huh?" It was Rain's answer and he turned around, walking back inside the house. "Come on in, the two of you."

"Uncle!" Juvia puffed her cheeks in annoyance, following him, leaving Gray behind. "Do not be rude! Juvia will get mad at you!"

Gray groaned, still standing outside and he muttered to himself: "Yeap, this is gonna suck."

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AN: So... yeaaaah. *awkward silence*