Hazelshine: Hello and welcome to episode 1 of the Hazelshine show! Our first guests are Dustpelt and Ferncloud; we are going to be discovering why they had so many kits! So, Ferncloud, tell me why you had so many children.

Ferncloud: kits are cute :3

Hazelshine: That's all?

Ferncloud: That's all! They're adorable little balls of fluff!

Dustpelt: *nods enthusiastically*

Hazelshine: I see. So it's not because most of your children died?

Ferncloud: *Pins Hazelshine to the wall* DON'T TALK ABOUT MY BABIES LIKE THAT!!!

Hazelshine: *Trys to get away from angry Ferncloud* err, Ill see you after the break!

                    The break
*Advert for a Peppa pig toy is shown*

               Back to the show
Hazelshine: Welcome back! I hope you enjoyed the adverts. Anybody watch them? No? Just me?
Ok, Dustpelt, why did you become mates with Ferncloud instead of Sandstorm?

Dustpelt: Because Sandstorm was stolen away from me by that peice of fox dung!

Hazelshine: What peice of fox dung? I don't see any...

Dustpelt: I MEAN FIRESTAR!!

               *Firestar walks in*

Firestar: What's going on?

Dustpelt: I was just saying that... you have a beautiful tongue... hehehe...
*Runs away as fast as he can*

Hazelshine: *looks embarrassed and stops filming*