I came up with this the other night, and I have no idea how. Honestly, I love this little crack ship! Derpy Enderman needs love too <3! And incase some don't remember Derpy Enderman was from episode nine The Hunt.
This is also sort of to apologize for not getting Rebellion out. These past two weeks I haven't really been feeling my best, along with a ton of homework so I haven't gotten to write much.
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The trio walked across the gravel path on the dark forest, night falling upon them. The stars glimmered up in the dark void of the sky, with trees blocking most of the sight above. Drake rubbed his cold arms, shivering as he watched his breath rise before his eyes in a mist. Stupid winter... At least it wasn't snowing, but it did appear that it would begin raining very soon.
His head turned, gazing at his two friends trailing behind himself. Mia was telling them of the things she had done in their three months of departure, finishing the story of why her hair was cut so short now. Drake growled as she spoke of the bandits and how they grabbed her by the hair, forcing her to chop most of it off. How could anyone do that to a lady? Only sick, greedy b*****ds. Thinking about it made his blood run cold with hate.

  "If I were there Mia, I never would have allowed that to happen to you!" Drake said, repressing the anger he felt towards the men.

Grayson commented. "Me too. I wish we could have been there to help you."

The elf looked down at the ground, shrugging it off. "It's alright. It's kinda nice not having to deal with long hair. No brushing, or having it get in my face or mouth, or getting stuck in anything."

Drake shrugged. "I suppose. At least they didn't hurt you. That's all that matters."

Mia giggled and smiled, shivering in her new dark green tunic. "Yeah."

She tilted her head as she stopped in her tracks, squinting at the sight of a strange figure up ahead. It was tall and had a pinkish purple hue to it. There was slight purple glow to it's eyes and the small particles that floated around it.

  "What's that?" She finally asked.

The boy's stopped and looked up ahead, spotting the strange creature. Drake took a step forward, tilting his head as he sensed it's strange, yet familiar life force. They all grabbed hold of the handles to their swords, preparing to fight the creature off if it turned out to be hostile. Drake's tensed body relaxed only slightly, surprised when he remembered why it's life force was familiar to him.

  "It's that weird Enderman. Remember, that weird one we saw on the mountains three months ago?"

Grayson released his blade. "Oh yeah! How'd it get all the way out here? Oh, I want to see it run! That was freaking hilarious!"

Drake gave out a weak laugh like he usually did, closing his mismatched eyes as he did so. He turned his head as he opened his eyes. His back straightened as he watched the Enderman move, it's long arms flailing wildly in the air as it approached. Grayson bit his lip as he tried not to laugh, his face growing red as he tried to hold it in. Finally he had to let it out, laughing hysterically at the Enderman's waving arms and it's strange eyes that looked in opposite directions. His laughter was joined with Mia's, both of them falling to their knees as their limbs began to feel weak and stomachs began to hurt.
It approached the hybrid, cooing and tilting it's head as it stared Drake down. It was somewhat awkward. The creatures right eye kept looking to the right, when the left kept looking to the left. Drake did not really know what to think, assuming that the poor thing underwent some sort of mutation. Around here in the badlands, that assumption was not unlikely.
Luckily he was even able to look it in the eye, considering that he was part Enderman. Usually Enderman were set off by being stared at, but his Ender side allowed him to do so without provoking them. Drake focused on it's aura, a strange feeling considering that he had never been so close to an Enderman like this.

  "Uh, hi?" He greeted, taking a step back. "Um, judging by your aura you're a female! A quite hungry one at that" He added the last part as he hear her stomach growl.

It was tall like most Enderman were, with it's chest-cavity  glowing a dark purple beneath it's thin skin. It's abdominal area was alarmingly small, allowing him to note that it must have been finding it difficult to get food in this winter climate. He felt sympathy for her.

  "Here." He said, taking off a strap to his backpack and searched through it. He put it back on after he pulled out a few blueberries and blackberries in his palm.

The Enderman leaned down, sniffing the fruit to ensure that they were safe. Finally her wide mouth opened and gently clasped around Drake's hand. Drake flinched, his cheeks growing red at the awkward situation as she just stayed there completely still. A slight feeling of disgust crept upon him as he felt the creatures tongue rub against his fingers and palm. She finally pulled back, taking the fruit with her and swallowing them whole. Drake cringed, looking down at his hand covered in saliva and gave out a fake chuckle.

"Uh...gross." He rubbed his hand on his shirt to wipe away the saliva. "I hope you liked those!"

He looked up into her bright eyes that were two shades of purple like his right eye. He smiled as she cooed, as if thanking him. It took a step closer, almost uncomfortably closer. Drake stepped back, not really knowing what to do next. He looked to his friends, who were standing back up as they recovered from their laughing.

"Um... well, this is awkward."

Suddenly, the strange Enderman wrapped her long arms around him, her limbs almost boneless with how flexible they were. She lifted him up, about a foot off of the ground which was how much taller she was was compared to him. His heart raced in a sudden panic as he struggled to get out of her grip.

  "I think it likes you, Drake!" Mia teased, still trying to catch her breath.

Drake growled, continuing to struggle. "This isn't funny! Help me out!"

The Enderman nuzzled her cheek against his, purring with closed eyes. His cheeks once again grew red with embarrassment as his friends found amusement in him being held helplessly in the strange Enderman's grip. Grayson rubbed the tears from his eyes as he caught his breath, then stepped forward to help his friend out.

"Alright. This shouldn't be too hard." He said, underestimating the creature.

Grayson reached out and grabbed Drake's arm, attempting to pull him out of his captors grip. It's hold did not budge, but the blonde began chuckling as he gazed at his friends condition. Grayson stopped laughing as the purring in the Enderman's throat turned into echoing growling. Once Mia heard it, she ceased her giggling as well.
The strange derpy Enderman, now with her eyes opened, stared at the two in anger. Her eyes glowed a bright magenta color as the growl turned into screeching held within her throat. Finally she leaned forward, opening her mouth to release an ear piercing screech. Grayson and Mia covered their ears, screaming at the pain that the sound brought to their ears and heads.
Drake closed his eyes in pain, his ears now feeling like they were bleeding. They rung, the loud sound even disorienting him. He shook his head and looked back to his friends as they tried to recover. Before he could do much more, the bright Ender particles began to swarm faster around himself and the Ender holding him in her grip. His eyes widened and he began to squirm again as he realized that they were about to teleport.

He pulled his arm out, and reached out to hope that his friends would take his hand and pull him away. "Guys!"

Suddenly, the two of them vanished from thin air. Grayson and Mia gasped, looking around for their friend to reappear in the darkness but nothing seemed to happen. The blonde's looked back to where their Drake once was, worry beginning to fill them. Grayson felt a pressure rising in his chest and his skin began to sweat as time slowly passed with nothing taking place. The ringing in his ears faded, but Drake did not seem like he would reappear anywhere.

"..."

"..."

"...Well, sh*t"
...

Once solid ground finally appeared beneath them, Drake resumed with his struggle, this time finding success. He pushed himself away from the Enderman as she released him, his feet stumbling forward. He was breathing fast, but he caught his breath quickly. His eyes opened, gazing around a dark stone cave. It was not damp, but that was good considering that Enderman were hurt by liquids even including himself at times, but he was good at hiding the pain. Was this her home?
He turned on his heels as he listened to the Enderman behind him beginning to coo. He took a step back, swallowing a lump in his throat. His skin was beginning to sweat and his heart pumped fast within his chest. He felt nervous. What was going to happen? What did he get himself in to?

Once again he let out a fake chuckle. "Well, this has been fun and all but I have to get back to my friends!"

The Enderman sat down, and the two stared at each other in awkward silence. Seconds turned into minutes with nothing but staring into each other's strange eyes. Rain began to fall outside, the sprinkles of water slowly beginning to hit the earth harder with each drop. Thunder began to crash outside, lightning sparking in the darkness. The rain suddenly began to pour, as if fate wanted him to stay in that cave.
The Enderman jumped, scared by the booming sound outside of her abode. She rushed behind Drake, wrapping her arms around his torso and seeking comfort and protection from him. He sighed, his shoulders slouching as he felt a slight irritation.

  "Of course... I guess we can't go out for the rest of the night."

He was suddenly pulled up against the wall as the derpy Enderman sat down with it's back against the stone. They both sat, with the mutant resting her head against Drake's as it closed it's eyes and purred. Drake's hand lifted up, petting her head to help her relax. It felt good to try to make her feel better but this did not make anything feel less awkward than it was. Eventually that feeling began to slowly waver as the Enderman fell asleep with him still in her arms. Drake sighed yet again, turning his head to gaze upon the outside of the cave entrance.

"Don't worry guys. I'll find you tomorrow... I hope."