The Line
Harley and Ivy have been very close to Daikon. It started as a playful little rivalry but then turned fierce now that they both had the chance to kiss him. Daikon wasn't oblivious to this and tries to make sure their rivalry wouldn't be known by the others, especially the media.
In other news, Daikon continues to train with Damian, who's had immense progress thanks to his training method. He became less bratty, less reckless, and more aware of his surroundings. He even laid a punch on Daikon's chest, which, while he knocked him away, made him respect the boy even more.
One day, after some training, the two sat on field, drinking some tea.
Daikon: I gotta say, you really advance when it comes to your training, Damian.
Damian: Thanks. Even father knows about, but seemed glad I have someone to train me, besides him.
Daikon: I see.
Damian: So, what's your place in this world, Daikon? You hang around with Harley and her crew, but you barely participate with their heist.
Daikon: I don't do stealing, Damian. It's not something I should do, and I hope you don't fall down to that pit, either. Yet, I grew fond of Harley and the others, which gave me a form of purpose in life.
Damian: Really? Wow.
Daikon: Yes. So, how's Commissioner Gordon?
Damian: Doing better. He divorced his wife and was steadily working on him. Barbara said she was glad someone managed to give him the push he needed.
Daikon: That's good. Guess having someone like me telling him how he's gone under really made him see reality.
Damian: Indeed. Also, have you heard that Queen of Fables managed to plea her case and would be released from her book prison?
Daikon: Yes. Though, honestly, I don't really care as I'm not that close to her like Harley. Especially when she flirts with me when we first met.
Damian: Wait, she flirts with you? Weird.
Daikon: I know, right? I'm not use to women flirting with me like that. Even flirting in general.
Damian: Well you have yet to get use to modern society, because you sound like a grandpa.
Daikon: *chuckles as he pushes Damian lightly* Shut up, you brat. Anyway, training is over for today. Think you can go home by yourself or need so help?
Damian: No. I got it. Thanks, though.
Daikon and Damian stood up and gave each other. Damian pulls out his flying scooter thing and flies off. Daikon watches him leave to make he's safe before putting his fingers on his forehead. Suddenly, he sensed something which made him grimace.
Daikon: Of course she broke her out. *sighs* Harley, your my friend, but really, you're the death of me. *instant transmissions away.
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*at the lair*
We see Psycho, Clayface, and Shark chilling, before Harley arrives with the Queen of Fables by her side.
Harley: All right, everyone. I would like to introduce Queen of Fables. She's agreed to help us break into S.T.A.R. Labs. So, yeah. I'm gonna need you to pull something around four inches tall out of your storybook.
QOF: Sure, but I'm not sure how Prince Charming's dick is gonna help ya.
Everyone but Psycho laughs at the joke.
Psycho: Kinda low hanging fruit. Not even tryin'.
QOF: I'm just playin' around. After what you did for me, you can have whatever you need, honey. Now. where's that hunk you have hanging around-
Daikon appears out of thin air, scaring QOF while the others weren't faze.
QOF: Holy shit, boy. You nearly gave a heart attack. And how come none of y'all reacted to that?
Harley: We gotten use to that. Daikon, meet-
Daikon: Queen of Fables. I know, Harley. Even if I never seen what she looks like, I can sense her energy.
QOF: Sensing? *stands up* That's interesting. I don't know any sucka that can do that.
QOF goes up to him to get a better view of his features. Daikon looks at in confusion, before she places her hands on his cheeks (Not his buttcheeks, pervs...maybe).
QOF rubs her hands against cheeks while Harley tried to hide her jealously, remembering how QOF has interest in Daikon like her and Ivy.
Daikon was uncomfortable having this woman he barely knows touch him without his permission. Especially the smell of cigarettes from makes it irritable to him.
QOF: You look might handsome, baby. You said you've been Arkham for 10 years, but I don't see how you're appearance changed. Not to sound rude, but I don't see how, despite that power you showed months ago, you look very scary-
QOF: Oh shit. Now I see why. Still, that makes you even more sexy.
QOF removes her hands from his face while Daikon groans quietly.
Shark: So you can pull any character out of your storybook?
QOF: Sure can. Who's your favorite?
Shark: Oh, I'm partial to Humpty Dumpty.
Soon, QOF pulls out Humpty Dumpty from her book.
Humpty: Hi, everybody.
Everyone looks at him in amazement, seeing the fairytale creature alive in their world.
Harley: Aw.
Shark: Oh, my God. It's him! Oh, he's so-
Suddenly, QOF smashed Humpty in half with her staff. Everyone look on in horror, except Daikon, who's emotionless.
QOF: He makes the best eggs. *picks up the lower half* Y'all got a kitchen here, right?
She walks off, leaving everyone but Daikon, stunned while Ivy arrives, wearing an outfit that is not her style.
Ivy: Uh, Harley. Daikon. A moment?
*later*
We see the three talking while they watch QOF killing and cooking the half-dead Humpty (No pun intended)
Ivy: What are you thinking?
Harley: Uh, that the only way to get the Legion of Doom's attention is that weather machine, and she's gonna help me steal it?
Ivy: No, no, no, no. Seriously, you do not want to get involved with this bitch. She's like a real, legit bad guy.
Harley: Dude, we're all bad guys.
Daikon gives her the side eye.
Harley: What? You may have changed now, but you still committed Genocide.
Ivy: Uh, first of all, I care about the environment, okay? I don't know what about that makes me a bad guy.
Harley: Yeah. Says the girl who dissolved the head of ACE Chemicals in a bath of his own herbicide.
Ivy: Best Earth Day ever. Holla.
Harley: Fables has been teaching me the ropes of super villainy. You were the one saying I should listen to other people.
Ivy: No. I said listen to me, okay? You're a bad guy but you're a good person.
Harley: Uh, I don't know, Ive. Bad is bad.
Daikon: What she's trying to say, Harley, while you are bad, the Queen of Fables is just pure evil. Sensing your souls, it's apparent you're more pure than her.
Ivy: See? He gets it. And that's not because he doesn't like her flirting with him.
Daikon: Trust me, I don't like how you two are flirting with me, but I'm comfortable that it came from you and not her. *points at QOF*
They turn to see QOF smashing Humpty's arms while he gets burned by the stove.
Ivy: Trust me. You're gonna regret this.
Harley: I can't listen to you when you're dressed like a '40s housewife who's fucking her husband's boss. I mean, what is with that outfit?
Daikon: I was going to ask that, as well. This outfit doesn't seem like something you would wear.
Ivy: What? Oh, I'm just... I'm going out to...To do environment.
Daikon/Harley: "To do environment"?
Ivy: Daikon please come with me. *grabs his arm*
Harley: Hey, wait just a minute, Ive. *grabs his other arm*
Daikon: Girls, I-
Harley: I need him to get the Weather Machine.
Ivy: And I need him to do something for me. Plus, you have Queen of Fables with you.
Harley: *pulls him towards her* Yeah, but I want Daikon to be close to me.
Ivy: *pulls him back to her* Well, I need him to be close to ME now.
Harley: *pulls back* No fair!
Ivy: *pulls back* You always have his attention when you go and do Heist! How's me having him for today not fair?!
Daikon: Girls..
Daikon lifts him arms, having both Ivy and Harley hanging from them.
Daikon: You remember that I can make clones, right?
Harley: Oh yeah! But, I'm taking the real Daikon!
Ivy: No, I am! Plus, there's no fucking difference between him and the clone!
Daikon deadpans, know realizing he just added fuel to the fire that is Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn arguing over him.
*later*
Begrudgingly, Harley took the clone with her and her crew to get the Weather machine. Daikon and Ivy are seen talking to each other.
Daikon: So, what's the clothing, Ivy?
Ivy: Well...I kinda...God, this is embarrassing.
Daikon: Take your time. Don't strain yourself.
Ivy: I...would like...I would like to go around town with you!
Ivy looks away, feeling embarrassed by her way of saying that to him. Daikon was surprised but remained calm.
Daikon: You...want to go in town...with me?
Ivy: Yes! A date! Hanging out! Whatever you would call it!
Daikon: Hmm...Alright.
Ivy: Oh thank God. That has to be the most-Wait, what?!
Daikon: I said alright.
Ivy: But why? I didn't think you would accept.
Daikon: I feel bored when staying here for a long time. Only with you, it made it tolerable. But, I think it would be nice for us to interact more while having some amusement.
Ivy: I...I guess you're right. But, wouldn't it make you uncomfortable going out with people you don't know watching you?
Daikon: I simply ignore them or even threaten them.
Ivy: Yeah...but-
Daikon: it's a massive step for you, considering your anti-social?
Ivy: Y-yes.
Daikon: Then, we should do something small first so you can at least be comfortable.
Ivy: I...Alright. how about...watching a movie? During the night? Would that be nice?
Daikon: Of course. You asked me, so it would make sense for you suggest where we go.
Ivy: Good. A movie, then.
Daikon: let me get some clothing ready. I wouldn't care going out with my Gi, but on this case, I feel I need to be formal.
Daikon walks off as Ivy watches him leave. She feels her hear skipping as she slowly smiles.
Ivy: He said yes, yet he took my feelings into account.
*later*
With Harley, her crew, Daikon's clone, and Queen of Fables standing behind the gate of S.T.A.R Laboratory. Harley looks through her binoculars, seeing the lab heavily guarded.
Harley: *turns to Queen* Okay, Queen. You're up.
Queen brings out her book and summons one of Cinderella's mouses to stand on the rock,
Shark: Aw. He is precious. But are you sure Cinderella's mouse is up for the job?
The mouse went from happy and innocent to serious and determined as it put on a vest, pants, applies a silencer, puts on a bullet belt, placing a small sewing pin, and finally putting a har and using his teeth to light up a match. It pulls out a cigarette, lights it, sucks on it and flicks the butt at Shark's nose.
Shark: Ow.
QOF: That answer your question?
Shark: *gets smoke blown at him* It does, but it actually brings up a lot of other questions.
Harley: All right. We got a personal force field to steal.
The mouse goes first through a tunnel as the others followed him. Suddenly, as Harley, Daikon, and QOF were going in, a ball appears out of nowhere and Daikon caught it before it hit Harley on the back of her head. They turn as they then see a teen coming out of the bushes and seeing them. Daikon passes him the ball and the teen caught it and quickly walked away.
Harley: The Hell?
They walked where the teen went. They pushed down the bushes and see something they didn't expect.
Harley: Oh Shit.
They realized they're in a family reunion party. They look as everyone, young, mature, and elderly enjoying a happy time.
Harley: Damn it, that guy ratted us out. I'm calling off the mission.
QOF: Relax. You do your thing. I'll keep them busy.
Daikon: *pushes her away* Don't worry. I'll do the distracting.
QOF: What?
Harley: But, Daikon.
Daikon: Don't worry. I know how to silence them. Just give a spike of energy if you need my assistance.
Daikon walks off as everyone looks at him. The Praxis look a bit scared as Daikon looks at them.
Harley: Let's go.
QOF frowns before nodding and they left.
*later*
The Crew return with the force field and begin to leave. They then turn and look on in shock as they see Daikon reading a book to the Praxis kids as they surround him, interested in listening him narrate the story with one on his head, another snuggling against his arm, and others sleeping.
Daikon: And so, Kintaro now rose to be the greatest hero of his country, and great was the power and honor and wealth that came to him. He now kept his promise and built a comfortable home for his old mother, who lived happily with him in the Capital to the end of her days. Is not this the story of a great hero?
Psycho: What the-
Shark: Daikon...reading a book to them?
Clayface: Such fascination.
Harley: Aww! This is adorable! *takes a picture* I'm surely going to send this to Ivy!
QOF: What the-This is not the genocidal killa he claimed to be.
Shark: "Use to be" is the better way of saying it.
Daikon sees them looking at them before closing the book.
Daikon: Alright, kids. I need to go.
Kids: Aww.
Little girl: Would you come back next reunion, Uncle Daikon?
Daikon: Of course, little one. I find reading to you all quite relaxing and fun. *stands up* Be good to your families and be responsible. Understood?
They nodded as Daikon walks off, waiving goodbye to the rest of the Praxis and meets with the others.
Daikon: Good. You found the force field. Now let's go.
QOF: Wait a fucking sec-
Daikon and the crew disappeared out of thin air.
*back at the lair*
Ivy: No way. He really read a story to the kids at that reunion?
Harley: Yes! I sent you the picture. I cannot believe he took the peaceful way.
Psycho: Ugh, you women gushing over men who do the tiniest of things.
Ivy: At least he's more of a gentleman than you are, Mr. C-Word.
Shark: Uh, I don't think Fabes like that.
They turn as they see Daikon and QOF arguing.
Ivy: Oh no.
QOF: I cannot believe the shit I just saw. You said you would silence them. But, you read a fucking story to those little shits? You said you were a Genocider, but all I just see is a pussy.
Daikon: Just because you're disappointed at what I've become, doesn't mean you can throw the shit that comes out of mouth and badtalk me into being ashamed.
QOF: You should feel ashamed. I cannot believe I wasted my time flirting with a dumbass like you.
Daikon: Good. Because I rather have them flirt on me then to smell you disgusting cigarette breath. And I don't give a fuck how you think of me. I care about my opinions and no one else.
QOF: Why you piece of-
Harley: Okay, guys. Break it up. *pushes them away from each other* Fabes, I get that you're interested at seeing Daikon in his past self, but you had to be glad that he's more self-controlled now.
QOF: Why? If he's claiming to he how he is, then-
Harley: Who he was, Queen. He's even stronger than before. Remember when he showed his power on Tawny? Even the Justice League and Legion of Doom said it was stronger than all of them combined.
Ivy: Plus, he's warmed up to us, so I don't he would consider committing genocide anytime soon.
QOF: Are you fucking kidding me?
Harley: Look, I get that you're trying to teach me to being as good as the Legion of Doom, but Daikon's, despite his past, is not a villain of any form anymore. He has standards and morals.
QOF: Oh really? So, that makes you have morals and standards?
Harley: Yeah. Sometimes, we need to know where the line is drawn.
QOF: Oh, you got a line, huh? Hey, guys. She has a line. Superheroes have a line. Teen Titans have a line. We don't give a fuck.
Harley: Yeah, you know. I think maybe I just give, like, a microscopic fuck.
QOF: Well, the Legion of Doom gives zero f*ck. And if you wanna get in there, you better start pole vaulting over those lines you don't wanna cross.
Clayface: Is that from Mamma Mia?
Harley: Thank you for your counsel. But I believe this is where we must part ways. I hope we can remain friends.
They glared at each other while the others, except Daikon, felt tense.
Psycho: Am I the only one whose asshole's puckering.
Clayface: I think I clayed myself.
QOF: Okay. I'll be on my merry way. But you're makin' a big mistake. *looks at Daikon* I blame you for making her this way.
Daikon: *smirks* Shows how much she values me over you, huh?
Shark: Oooh.
QOF glares at him before turning to the sofa.
QOF: Rapunzel, Rumpelstiltskin. Let's go tear some shit up.
They popped out and reentered her book. Soon, two birds appeared and grab onto each side of her cap and they fly off with no struggle.
QOF: *flips the double bird* Deuces.
*later*
Ivy: Kon, are you ready?
Harley and her crew went out steal the Weather Machine with the real Daikon. Ivy is waiting for the clone one to come out to go to the movies. Once he comes out, she felt as if something sparked with her.
Daikon: How do I look?
Ivy: Honestly, very nice. More like great.
Daikon: Thank you. Are you still sure on wearing that? We could-
Ivy: No, I'm good with this.
Daikon: Alright then. Ready?
Ivy: Yeah. Let's go to the movies.
Daikon: Good.
Ivy and Daikon begin to leave her apartment to head to the theater.
Frank: Have fun out there, lovebirds!
Ivy: Shut the fuck up, Frank!
*at the movies*
After paying for their tickets for the move, Us, they got snacks and sat at the theater and watch the film. Throughout, the film, Ivy would get spooked and by instinct, rest her body against Daikon's shoulder. Daikon looks at her before smiling. Ivy saw this and was surprised by glad he didn't mind.
Daikon: This is an amazing film.
Ivy: I know, right?
Daikon: Say...would you mind if do this?
Daikon unwraps his tail and wraps it around Ivy's waist. Ivy gasps as she sees the the furry appendage around her waist, but strangely, she doesn't feel uncomfortable.
Ivy: N-No. I don't. It feels warm and comfy.
Daikon: Thank you.
They continue watching the film as they held close to one another.
*with the crew*
They arrive at KORD Industries and with the help of the help of the mouse, they incapacitate the two guards.
Harley: Hey, what's he doing here? I thought he was loyal to Fables.
Clayface: He's a mercenary, loyal to the almighty dollar. An adorable little soldier of fortune, isn't he?
With his help, they managed to arrive the room the machine is hidden. They look around before noticing something.
Psycho: Huh. I thought you said this thing was protected by a bunch of lasers?
Harley: That's what the blueprints said.
They mouse enters the room and stood at the platform. Looking around, he gives the clear, only for the section to light up with an alarm sounding. He looks up and sees the lasers lighting up and blasting him, cutting him into pieces while the others look on. They shut off as the mouse, in his final moments, gave a small squeak and smokes before turning into pieces.
Psycho: Oh, there they are.
Shark: Look. If it wasn't lasers, it was gonna be lung cancer. I have never seen a mouse smoke unfiltered, human-sized cigarettes to that degree.
Harley: *turns on the force field* Okay, guys, y'know, if my body gets diced up by lasers, I don't know, you do something fun with it, like mail my ear to a random family and say, "We have your daughter." You know, something like that.
Daikon: You know I will come in and save you, right?
Harley: Yeah, just being dramatic.
Harley walks in and steps on the platform. Soon it started again as the others, except Daikon, look away. Soon, the lasers fired, only to bounce off the force field protecting Harley. She looks on and sees the turrets being destroyed by the ricocheting lasers. Soon, they're all damaged as Harley look at the weather machine in victory.
Harley: Hello, Legion of Doom.
*back at the lair*
They return with the weather machine as Harley contacts the mayor.
Harley: That's right, Mayor. We'll raise the temperature of Gotham by one degree every minute till ya give us a billion dollars! *gets a whisper from Clayface* And you produce Clayface's Fuller House reboot...Fullest House.
Clayface: I have an inexpensive way in...Not more people. A smaller house.
Mayor: You know what you and your crew are, Ms. Quinn? A scourge.
Harley: Hey, look at that, the Mayor upgraded us from nuisance to "scourge"!
Shark: Ooh, we skipped over "menace"?! That's a big jump.
Harley: That's what happens when ya steal the unstealable.
?: Thanks for doing that, by the way.
Soon, Queen of Fables returns, this time having the Big Bad Wolf from Little Red Ridding Hood with her.
QOF: I'll be taking that weather machine now.
Harley: Hey, Mayor, I'll call ya back. *ends the call*
QOF: You fucked up, Harley.
Harley: Y'know, I do a lot of that, so you're gonna have to be more specific.
QOF: You pissed me off and then let me walk away in one piece? Rookie mistake, right, Big Bad?
The wolf growls in agreement.
Harley: I can't believe you're doing this. I broke you out of Arkham! I even helped ya sign up for Tinder so ya can get your fuck on. I mean, we're friends!
QOF: Sometimes doing whatever it takes means fucking over your friends. Hand over that weather machine.
Harley: Over my dead body.
They others but Daikon backed away.
QOF: All right. How you wanna go? Little Bo Peep could beat the shit outta ya with her shepherd's stick. Just tell me if you want casket open or closed.
Harley: Or how about your Big Bad face my Big Bad? *pulls Daikon closer to her*
QOF: What? So your boytoy would get mauled? Alright then. Sick em.
The wolf leaps as it opens his mouth at him. Daikon caught his jaw and takes him down. The Wolf struggles as Daikon then break his jaw in a nasty crunch.
Everyone flinched as the Wolf dropped, lifeless. Daikon stood and kicks the body towards QOF.
Daikon: Is that all?
QOF: Why you-how about Shere-Khan?
She brings the Tiger Antagonist from the Jungle Book as he roars at Daikon.
Daikon: *chuckles* Cute kitty.
Shere-Khan roars as it charges at Daikon. It leaps but Daikon caught him. The tiger bites and claws at him, until Daikon pulls out his spine.
Shark: Shere-Khan, too?!
Psycho: Is it me or am I seeing the side people saw him years ago?
Clayface: Such brutality.
Daikon: Anymore fairy tales you want to see be executed?
QOF: *smirks* Just one...The Giant!
Everyone but Daikon gasp as the Giant from Jack and the Beanstalk arose and roars. Daikon simply smirks.
Daikon: You're creatures don't look that impressive.
Giant: Fe Fi Fo Fum, I smell the blood of an English Man. I'll grind your bones for my bread.
Daikon: Then, I'll grinds yours as they're music to my ears!
The giant growls as it goes to crush Daikon with his massive fist, only for Daikon to dodge, run up to his face from his arm and punching him in the face, making him fall down.
As Daikon goes for a strike, only for him to feel something off. He felt his cheek heating up.
Daikon: What is going on?
*Moments before: with Clone Daikon and Ivy*
After finishing the movie, both sat at a park watching the night sky as they against the tree.
Ivy: I had fun today.
Daikon: Me too. It's really a interesting experience for me. And I can say the same for you ask well.
Ivy: Yeah. It was quite...I don't know how to describe it.
Daikon smiles before bringing his arm and charges some energy on his hand. Ivy looks on with confusion before it formed into a a dark purple flower. Daikon brings it up to him and smells it.
Daikon: This is for you.
Ivy: For me?
Daikon: Mmhmm. I know your love of flowers, so I decided to create one with my energy without pulling one out.
Ivy: Aww...that's sweet of you. *grabs it* Wow. It feels like an actual flower.
Daikon: Thank you.
Ivy: Say, Daikon...
Daikon: Yes, Ivy-
Ivy stood up and sat on his lap, looking straight at him.
Daikon: Is there something wrong, Ivy?
Ivy: No. I just want to be very...very close to you.
Ivy then leans towards and...kisses him on the lips. Daikon was taken aback, but then he slowly submits to it and pulls her closely to him. The two kiss deeply and romantically as they get comfortable with each other. After a while, they parted, letting them breath as they look at each other. Soon, Daikon removes the hoodie from Ivy.
Daikon: You look much better with your hair down.
Ivy smiles before they resume kissing.
*back with Real Daikon*
Daikon shakes it off as he dodges a grab from the Giant before jumping on his head. He punches his face before grabbing his head and slams his face down. He then grabs his head and snaps his neck.
Daikon: Done.
Harley: Daikon, look out!
Daikon: Huh-
Daikon felt something penetrating his chest as he looks down and sees the Sword of Excalibur stabbing through his body. He drops on his knees and and sat there as QOF grins.
Harley: Daikon!
QOF: Not so invincible now, are you-
Everyone got away as Fables crashes through the wall. She then comes out, groaning in pain as everyone was surprised. They then turn and were horrified to see Daikon standing tall, grinning menacingly with the sword through his body like he barely feels it.
Blood draws out of his body, but he doesn't seem fazed as he turns to them.
Daikon: I hate backstabbers.
Daikon then roughly pulls out the Sword of Excalibur off his body, with blood spraying out off his wound. Shark was too disgusted by the sight of that so he didn't get the smell of blood and he vomited.
Everyone see the gaping hole on his body as he smiles psychotically. Soon, his big wound was lit by his energy as he flinched in pain...and pleasure. Soon, the flames does down, revealing his would healed, but his clothes still have the damage and blood.
Harley: Daikon...how did you...live through that?
Daikon: Simple, Harley...
Daikon: You can't kill what cannot die.
Fables was now scared. She never felt this fear before, but seeing the person Daikon is, she know wishes she never insulted him.
Daikon: Now, then...TIME FOR YOU TO DIE!
Daikon charges at Queen as she braces for impact. Suddenly, Harley stood in front of her while pulling out the force field. Luckily for her, Daikon stops just before he would strike.
Daikon: Harley, what are you doing?
Harley: Look, Daikon. You done enough. Fabes now has a clear image of what you can do, so I think that you need to stop.
Daikon: Why? She threatened your life, Harley. Why must you protect her?
Harley: I know. Just, trust me on this, please.
Daikon looks at her before looking at Fables. He gave a frown before sighing and stand straight.
Daikon: Fine. But, she's not allowed here, anymore.
Harley: Fine with me. Okay, girl. You're safe. Go.
QOF: What the hell? I cannot believe you saved my life.
Harley: I would never send a friend to her death, even one that tried to screw me over.
QOF: *stands up* So, you're just gonna let me go?
Harley: Yeah. I got the weather machine. I won and I did it my way. I'm a bad guy, not a bad person.
QOF: You're a dumb person. You're gonna regret letting me walk out of here alive, Quinn.
QOF goes to leave before getting pulled back by her hair by Daikon.
Daikon: And I'll make you wish you never threaten her, Bitch. You do not want me coming for you ass...
Daikon: Understood?
QOF was shaken by that sudden change before nodding and quickly leaving. Daikon grunts before giving a nod to Harley and walk away.
Psycho: I think the person we just saw was a glimpse of what Daikon was.
Shark: Except he's more controlled, which I find very scary.
Clayface: Indeed. He's like a Force of Nature.
Harley: *blushes and drools* He's so sexy when angry.
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They others look at her in confusion as Harley snaps out of her daydream and wipe the drool of her lips.
Harley: Anyway, let's get that Weather Machine working.
*later*
Daikon's clone and Ivy returned as Daikon had a word with his clone before he disappeared. During this, the others are seen trying to access the weather machine with no lock.
Clayface: Try "NeilPatrickHarris1."
Psycho: Clayface, is that your personal password?
Clayface: No.
Psycho: Okay.
Shark: Well, it doesn't work anyway.
Ivy: So, lemme just get this straight. You went through two heists, sacrificed two fairy tale creatures and a Giant just to steal an unstealable weather machine, but didn't realize that you needed a password?
Harley: Ooh, unstealable! Try that.
Shark tries it, but then...
Weather Machine: Too many failed log in attempts. Initiating self-destruct.
Soon, the machine burst into flames and breaks apart.
Harley: Oh, shit.
Ivy sighs before feeling a pat on her butt. She turns and sees Daikon with his hands behind his back and looking away. He then looks down at her and gave a wink. Ivy smiles and winks back.
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A/n: Hope you enjoy the chapter.
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