News about Harley Quinn dumping the Joker spread like wildfire. Many people are surprised about this as they never though Harley would break up with the Joker and strike out on her own, especially with a brand new look and outfit.

However, word also got out of a brand new villain, or close to a villain, by someone named Daikon Black. His appearance has matched that of the Deity of Death, though there wasn't enough proof to confirm about it plus it's been 10 years.

The news about these two attacking Joker's lair was a pure shock to heroes and villains. Now they wonder what they will do next after making such a big impact.

Right now, Daikon and Harley are staying at Ivy's apartment as she sits on the sofa.

Harley: Ivy, Daikon, no rush, but Howie Mandel's only showing how to turn Thanksgiving leftovers into an entire nativity scene.

Ivy: *excited* Oh, my God! Wait, what?

Ivy gets out of the kitchen as she brings two full mugs of coffee

Ivy: Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.

She sets them down as she sits next to Harley. Daikon appears as he brings him own much full of tea.

Daikon: Who's this Howie Mandel?

Harley: *looks at him* Only like the greatest talk show host on TV right now!

Daikon raised his brow in confusion.

Harley: Wow, you're seriously uncultured, buddy. Come on. Watch it with us and you'll totally get it.

Daikon goes to the sofa and sits next to Harley. He looks at the TV as the three begin watch the show.

Howie: Next, I'm gonna show you how to make a mashed potato Virgin Mary. *crowd claps* But first...*chuckles nervously* please welcome my, uh, surprise co-host. Uh, you know him as the clown prince of crime. Let's give it up for the Joker!

The crowd gasps as Joker appears onscreen next to Howie. Harley and Ivy were furious at this, but Daikon was unfazed or uncaring about this.

Harley/Ivy/Frank: Shit!/Damn it./Ooh.

Joker: Ooh. Get ready, America. Howie's got something he's dying to tell you.

He pulls out Howie's apron, revealing dynamite strapped onto him. The crowd panics as Frank was panicking too.

Frank: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Not Howie!

Howie: *reading a note* You know what's stupid? Me, for playfully implying on yesterday's show that the celebrity villain couple, formerly known as "JoQuinn" is no more.

Joker: Thanks, Howie. When I dumped poor, sad, what's her name...

Frank: She's right here!

Ivy: Frank.

Joker: I promised I would respect her wishes to drift into the darkness of total anonymity. And for the record, our couple name was... "Joker."

Harley: *stands up* Oh, that liar trying to blow up the cleanest and nicest talk show host in television!

Ivy: *stands up* Just ignore him. He's baiting you. It's not worth getting angry over.

Joker: Sorry, but that's all the time we have today, Howie. And speaking of time, yours is running out. *turns on the detonator*

The crowd screams as Howie panics.

Howie: I need a very brave wardrobe girl!

Joker laughs, until Harley picks up the bat and smashes the TV screen.

Ivy: Jesus, Harls. This is why I don't put the good TV out.

Frank: Good TV? Where you hiding that bad boy?

Harley: If he thinks I'm just gonna fade away into obscurity, he doesn't know what's coming.

Ivy: Who cares? You're doing great. You got a killer new outfit, you started meditating-

Harley: I haven't started yet. I just downloaded the app.

Ivy: That's a first step. You're a strong, independent woman who doesn't care what other people think.

Harley: Right! Who cares what Joker and his stupid Legion of Doom buddies think.

Daikon: You don't require their approval for Self Validation.

Ivy: Exactly!

Frank: Preach!

Harley: Hell, I'll show them in person how little I care.

Ivy: What? No. What are you doing?

Harley: Logging into Joker's calendar.

Ivy: Oh, God, we're off the rails.

Frank: No, let it play out.

Harley: Oh, hey, there's a party at the Gotham Mint with the Legion of Doom guys tomorrow! Oh, if he wants to fuck with me in public, I will fuck right back!

Ivy: Please do not do this.

Frank: Please do that shit.

Harley: I'm just gonna show those guys how awesome I'm doing without him. It'll be so fun! And you can meet a hot guy and use your cool love potion.

Ivy: It's not a love potion. *rolls her sleeve to show a small device on her wrist* It makes men infatuated with me and then kill them by turning them into plants.

Harley/Frank: Right, a love potion.

Daikon raised his brow and grew a mischievous grin.

Daikon: *in his mind* Turning them into plants? My, that's genius. I can restore the life those mortals ruined by their constructions and pollutions.

Harley: Please come with me. Please!

Ivy: No.

Daikon: I'll go if there's good food. If not, everything burns.

Harley: Cool! *looks at Ivy* Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.

Ivy: Stop.

Frank: *Joining in* Do it. Do it. Do it.

Ivy: Frank, shut up.

Both: Do it. Do it. Do it.

Ivy: Saying no again.

Both: Do it. Do it. Do it.

Ivy: Daikon, help me.

Daikon: *petty smile* Do it, do it.

Ivy: Seriously?!

All three: Do it. Do it. Do it.

Ivy: What? Stop saying "do it." *sighs* Fine.

Harley/Frank: Yes.

Suddenly, a notification is sounded on Ivy's phone as Harley picks it up.

Harley: Oh, shit. Howie exploded.

Ivy/Frank: No! Not Howie.

Harley: *angry* Joker, you son of a bitch! *tosses the phone up*

Ivy: Wait, Harley!

Suddenly, a finger snap was heard as Ivy catches her phone. They turn to Daikon as is sipping his tea as he has his hand raises, showing he snapped his fingers.

Harley: Why did you-

Suddenly, another notification was heard Ivy looks at it.

Ivy: Howie is alive?!

Harley/Frank: WTF?!

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Daikon: Just because I destroy things, doesn't mean I can't restore life. I've done it a few times to the wildlife I accidentally killed.

Harley: So why did you revive Howie?

Daikon: I honestly do not care about Mr. Mandel, nor the way he died. But, I saw how you three cared about him so I did it. *smirks* Of course, news of that would infuriate Joker.

The three thought about it, then realized he has a point. They soon chuckled at the thought of Joker finding out Howie is somehow alive.

Ivy: You have a point there. He did all that work and hearing Howie is alive would make it all go to waste.

Frank: Damn right! I love it!

Harley: Yeah! High Five!

Harley raised her hand towards him, waiting for a high five. This just earns a look of confusion from Daikon.

Harley: Uhh...I'm waiting for a high five, man.

Daikon was even more confused as he raised his hand a bit. Harley gave it a smack, thus making a high five.

Harley: There. Seriously, you need to know the basics of high fives and fist bumps, dude.

Daikon just scoffs and looks away.

*later*

At the next day, the party at the Gotham Mint commences as things were going well enough. Then, Harley and Ivy arrived at the party with Harley having a freaking Tiger on a leash. Then, Harley realizes that this is a Bar Mitzvah for Penguin's nephew.

Ivy: Did you know that this party was for children?

Harley: I do now. *passes the leash to a handler* Although, technically, one boy becomes a man today.

Daikon then appeared out of thin air, chuckling to himself. This startled Harley and Ivy, who then immediately got pissed off.

Harley: Where did you go, Hedgehog?!

Daikon: I figured this festivity is not what you thought and I don't want to be shared the experience of embarrassment so I disappeared for a second until now.

Ivy: Seriously? I thought you got along with us.

Daikon: I do. But feeling embarrassed by coming into a celebration like this is not good for my pride.

Harley: So, you're just a jerk, huh?

Soon, Penguin approaches them.

Penguin: Are you one of the dancers for my nephew's bar mitzvah? *realizing that it was Harley and Ivy* Jesus, Harley! *chuckles* Rock bottom came fast as the Joker dumped you.

Ivy: Uh, she dumped him, and you smell like shrimp shit. Excuse us. *pulls Harley back as Daikon slowly follows them* We should leave.

Harley: No, no, no, no, no. All the Legion bigwigs are here. I came to show 'em how great I'm doing and I am gonna!

Daikon: While I admire your enthusiasm, Harley, this isn't your coming out party.

Ivy: He's right. It's a 13-year-old boy's coming out party.

Harley: Look guys, a lot of people made a name for themselves at parties. Bane, he decided to blow up Gotham Stadium during Trivia Night.

*flashback*

Bane is seen at a restaurant during Trivia Night.

Bane: Oh, the Dallas Cowboys.

Announcer: Incorrect. The Steelers have won the most games at Gotham Stadium.

Bane: *sad and angry* I'm gonna blow up Gotham Stadium.

*back to present*

Ivy: Fine, just don't leave me alone. *Harley starts to walk off* Or some like D-list villain will hit on me or ask to do a heist with me and the longer we wait... *realizing she left* Okay, she's gone. Daikon?

She looks around, then sees Daikon picking up some food to eat. And by some, I mean, enough for a family of 5.

Ivy: Oh come on.

?: *whispering into Ivy's ear* Kite Man.

Ivy steps back and sees a man wearing a green suit.

Kite Man: What? What was that? Whoa. Did I just hear the wind say "Kite Man?" *presses the button on his chest, pulling out his large kite*

Ivy: I think you're alone in that.

Kite Man: Hell yeah!

Ivy: *sighs* Good God.

Daikon is seen sitting at a table, eating his food, ignoring the looks of people, surprised to see him eat that much. Soon, a couple of kids ran up to him, feeling curious. Daikon looks at them gave them a small glare.

Kid: Excuse me, sir, but are you going to eat all that?

Daikon: None of your business, child.

Kid 2: Hey, at least be kind.

Daikon just glares at them before opening his mouth into a smile, revealing some fangs as he growls at them with wide eyes.

The kids screamed as they ran away from. Daikon smiles as he resumes eating his food. Much later, Harley, after having a discussion with Bane, Two-Face, and Scarecrow which Joker arrived, sat on the table next to him.

Harley: *growls* Those pricks.

Daikon: Seems things didn't go your way, Harley.

Harley: You damn right, man. *realizing he has a stack of plates next to him* How the fuck you eat all that?!

Daikon: I burn calories quicker that the average human. It makes me have to eat more food to sustain my hunger.

Harley: Oh.

Soon, Ivy joins them.

Harley: These assholes always pretended to be my friends. But they're really just...assholes! *gets everyone's attention* They think I am not in their league, but they don't know shit!

Soon, Ms. Cobblepot arrives at their table.

Ms. Cobblepot: Hi, girls. So glad you could come. I know we're all evil here, but maybe we could put a little sugar on that salty language, you know, for the kids.

Harley: *sweetly* Sorry, Mrs. Cobblepot.

Ivy: *sweetly* Yeah, never again. Sorry.

Daikon: No need to mention it, ma'am.

She leaves they resume their conversation.

Ivy: Dude, we got to get the f*ck out of here.

Harley; Hell, no. I'm not giving up. I'll show these Legion guys I can do something not even they can! What's one thing in this room, none of them ever had the balls to try?

Ivy: The fruit salad? *seeing two kids sneezing on it*

Harley: Even worse. I'm gonna rob the Gotham Mint.

Daikon: Sounds stupid.

Ivy: All right, Stop. Let's get real for a second. The Gotham Mint is impenetrable.

Harley: They're so confident, they rented the atrium out to the Legion of Doom. Look, I'm doing this thing, all right?

Ivy: What if Batman shows up?

Harley: I'll kill him.

Ivy: Where's the getaway car?

Harley: I'll steal one.

Ivy: Where will you put all the money?

Harley: Look around. Every kid's wearing a backpack. Gah! Look, guys, all the reasons you said it can't work are exactly the reasons I gotta do it!

Ivy: All right, fine. Just go. Go steal the money. Just do me one favor, okay? Don't leave me alone here, because...she left, didn't she, Daikon?

Daikon: Yes. If you like, I'll take you back home, Ivy.

Ivy: I appreciate it. I feel like leaving here as well.

Soon, a kid arrived towards them.

Kid: Party's a drag, huh? *Use his inhaler* I really should quit, but, I just can't.

Ivy: Go away, fragile child.

Another kid: Hey, how about we ditch this shindig and sneak into a PG-13 movie?

Soon, both Daikon and Ivy realized that more kids are surrounding the table.

Ivy: My love potion? *checks her wrist, realizing it's gone*

Soon, Kite Man appears.

Kite Man: I stole your juice and I gave it to the kids. Hell Yeah!

Daikon: You just signed their death warrants.

Ivy: You idiot. *approaches him*

Kite Man: Ooh, you mispronounced genius.

Ivy: No, that potion makes people fall in love with me and then kills them. *points at the kids following her*

Kite Man: *surprised* What?

Ivy: Yes! What did you think, you kite-fucking-freak? My name is Poison Ivy.

Kite Man: Man. See this is why I stick to the kites. So simple.

Daikon: Then you shouldn't have stolen something from someone like her, imbecile.

Kite Man: Hey, I'm a villain you know? I steal stuff.

Daikon: And I've committed genocide to this world. What's your point?

Kite Man backs away, startled by such claim. Soon. The kids started sprouting branches as the potion's effects kick in.

Ivy: We gotta get an antidote before these kids die.

Daikon: *looks at Ivy* Why? It's his fault. *points at Kite Man* He could fix it.

Kite Man: Hey.

Ivy: *looks at Daikon* Yet, I'm the one who knows the cure, unlike this dumbass.

Kite Man: That's harsh.

Daikon: Then he shouldn't have stole your potion and give it to children. It's his responsibility to save them.

Kite Man: I'm right here you know?

Ivy: Look, I know he's stupid, but at least let me do something good here.

Kite Man: You two are just ignoring my existence.

Daikon/Ivy: SHUT UP!

Kite Man shrunk by this. Daikon and Ivy stared down at him before turning back to each other.

Ivy: Anyway, the antidote is in my apartment, so we need to get there quick.

Kite Man: Quick as a kite?

Ivy: No need. He can fly, so I don't need your help. *points at Daikon*

Kite Man: Oh come on! At least let me help in undoing my wrongs here.

Daikon and Ivy look at each other. Daikon was shaking his head, until Ivy then sighed.

Ivy: Fine. You can come.

Daikon:

Kite Man: YES! But wait, is it raining out? It looked a little overcast when I came in.

Ivy: Oh, shut the fuck up, let's go.

Kite Man: ...looking at my phone. No, I think we're good. *activates his kite*

Daikon: You are seriously testing our patience.

*later*

Daikon and Kite Man are seen flying together with Ivy on Daikon's back. Despite being upset that she's riding on his back, Kite Man can still catch the sight of her ass. Daikon would normally fly at high speeds, but slowed down for Ivy to not fall off, and not for Kite Man to catch up.

Soon, they arrive at the apartment as they landed on the roof. Ivy opens the door and turns on the lights.

Ivy: All right. Me and Daikon will get the antidote. And you, just don't touch anything.

Ivy and Daikon went to go look for the antidote. After searching in the cupboard, Ivy found it in a drawer.

Ivy: Alright...let's boogie.

Daikon needs as they leave, only to see Kite Man gone.

Ivy: Kite Man?

They look around, until Daikon sees something.

Daikon: Why are his clothing on the floor?

Ivy looks at the trail of clothing and realizes something.

Ivy: Oh no.

Reluctantly, she follows the path as she reaches her bedroom door, only to see a pair of underwear. Daikon soon got the picture.

Daikon: Why that perverted dog!

Ivy opens the door and sees Kite Man, laying fully naked with a blanket covering his crotch.

Kite Man: Kite Man! Hell Yeah!

Ivy: What are you doing?!

Kite Man: I'm ready to have sex.

Ivy: Why?! *looks away*

Kite Man: Because if a pair brings me with them, you usually have a three way.

Daikon: You disgusting retarded pig! You believe us bringing you here was for having intercourse?!

Frank: *appears behind Ivy* Sorry, sorry. I was gonna say something, but I wanted to see how all this played out.

Ivy: Oh, shut up, Frank. *turns to Kite Man* I'm gonna need you to put your clothes back on because this was not a three way.

Kite Man: Excuse me? If this wasn't a three way, why did you bring me back to your place.

Ivy/Daikon: For the antidote!

Daikon had enough as he charged at Kite Man, grabbing him by the face as he held him down.

Daikon: I'm giving you a second to go and put your clothes on, or else I'm going to remove all of your flesh and make your organs into a necklace. Do...you...under...STAAAAAAAAAND?!

Kite Man: *getting choked out* Y-yes sir! I'll do it sir!

Daikon: Then go!

Daikon released him as Kite Man ran off to put his clothes on. Ivy groans in annoyance as she looks at Daikon.

Ivy: Thanks for stopping this shit, Daikon.

Daikon: No need.

Kite Man: *now fully clothes* So, are you guys like together or something? Like-

Daikon: Of course not.

Ivy: No! We get along, but we're not that close.

Kite Man: Oh I see. *still thinks they're a couple*

Ivy: Anyway, let's get back to the Mint. Harley must've got into trouble no doubt.

Daikon: Yes. She seemed to be tied up and being held by everyone there.

*later*

Daikon and Kite Man fly off with Ivy on Daikon's back again.

Kite Man: *looks at Ivy* I hope me taking off my clothes didn't come across as-

Ivy: Creepy? It did. It did.

Mute Man: Right. Yeah, no. I apologize.

Daikon: If you're planning of having a woman be affectionate to you, you shouldn't use cheap tactics and act your way into it by building yourself up.

Kite Man: Well, I guess you would know since you managed to score Poison Ivy here.

Daikon: There is no such this as scoring. We simply did each other favors that benefited both of us after we escaped Arkham. Because of that, we've become acquaintances. We never use useless actions such as making love to show it.

Kite Man: Huh? *starts to think about what he said*

Ivy looks down at Daikon and gave a smile in agreement. This moment was cut short as they reach the Gotham Mint as Ivy could see Harley chained up on a chair through the ceiling windows.

Ivy: Oh shit. This isn't good.

Daikon: Yes. For them. Not for Harley.

Soon, the break through the ceiling windows as Kite Man crashes down on the floor. Daikon descends as Ivy hopes off his back.

Ivy: *looking at Harley* Hey, did they do cake yet?

Harley: Not yet. *gets up as she does a front flip, only to land on the chair as it shatters into pieces* I thought that was gonna be way cooler.

Joker: Harley! You're not a solo act. You're a sidekick, an afterthought. No one is ever going to take you seriously. Admit you're nothing without me and you walk away alive. Or you can die. *laughs*

Kite Man: *nervous* Well, easy choice. *starts to back away* Uh, lovely bar mitzvah. Mazel, mazel.

Daikon: *grabs him by the collar* Are you leaving?

Kite Man: *scared* Ha, no.

Harley: I ain't admitting shit!

Joker: Boys?

Soon, Two-Face and Scarecrow stepped forward as they grab their weapons.

Harley: I got Two-Face.

Ivy: I got Scarecrow.

Kite Man: I, um... Oh, dear God. *noticing Bane* Oh, wow. You're looming. Um, all right, well, I'll take, um...

Bane pressed a button on his suit as venom begins to get into a veins, increasing his muscles.

Daikon: *walks past him* Allow me to take this disgrace of a fighter.

Bane growls as he throughs a punch, but Daikon dodges it as it hit Kite Man instead. Bane throughs another punch, but Daikon stops his arm and thrust his hand at Bane's face, causing a shock wave as it breaks the windows nearby. Daikon then throws Bane down before jumping and stomping him in the stomach.

Bane yells out in pain as Daikon laughed and steps back, grinning from ear to ear. Two Face sees Bane down as he fires his guns at Daikon. Daikon only caught each bullet with ease as everyone looks on in shock and amazement.

Two Face stops as Daikon drops all the bullets in his hand as he grins at Harvey who looks in horror.

Daikon: Is that all, Mr. Dent?

Before Harvey could respond, Harley knocks his down as she grabs one of his guns. She then fires at Scarescrow, managing to hit one of his tanks, causing the fear toxin to cover the guests.

Soon, Penguin shots at Harley's gun, causing it to shatter. Soon, Ivy and Harley are being surrounded by Penguin, Scarecrow and Two Face. Bane slowly gets up, but was then kicked away by Daikon, as he crash into Harvey and Oswald.

Soon, Daikon charged at Scarecrow who then stops him by injecting him with the fear toxin.

Scarecrow: That will slow you down.

Daikon looks down at Crane before grinning from ear to ear. Crane was shocked to see Daikon doesn't seemed to be affected by his toxin. Soon...

Harley: *shocked* Ho...ly-

Ivy: *shocked* Mother of-

Scarecrow: *horrified* God.

The guests were disgusted and traumatized by this sudden reaction as many fainted and other vomited. Joker was in disbelief as well. Daikon then knocks Scarecrow away with a knee to his gut.

Harley: How did the fear toxin have no effect on you?!

Daikon: I'm inmune to poisons and toxic items. It would only tickle me.

Ivy: And how did you just spin your head like the fucking Exorcist?!

Daikon: I simply just can. Though, I'm not sure what this Exorcist you speak off.

Harley: When we get home, we'll show you.

Daikon: Interesting.

Joker: Are you kidding me?! Looks at Bane* Bane, quit laying around and get them!

Bane: *gets up, but hurt* But he's strong!

Joker: Just do what I tell you, you dumb freakish monster!

Harley: Bane, why are you letting him talk to you like that? In fact, why do any of you let him talk to you like that? *gets Bane to ease down as the others do as well* He doesn't even have powers! His only power is bullying you into doing what he wants. I should know. He did it to me for years.

Joker: Don't listen to her. She's nothing!

Bane: She makes a good point. I don't like how you called me a monster.

Two Face: Yeah, that was pretty harsh.

Scarecrow: Oh, yeah.

Joker: Oh, my God! It's just an expression.

Bane: Also, let's talk about dinner. I selected the beef well in advance and you stole it from me. You said you didn't even want to come to this "stupid thing."

The guests gasp as they stare at Joker.

Bane: My feelings exactly. This is a monumental night for young Joshua.

Joshua is seen smiling at Bane as Joker stutters at everyone looking at him.

Joker: I'm the Joker, all right? I was joking, okay? Oh, my God! I'll kill Harley myself. *pulls out his gun and points it at Harley*

At this moment, Ivy steps up and stands in front of her friend as she glares at Joker.

Joker: Ivy, if you could just, you know, move over, so I could just kill your friend.

Ivy: Absolutely...Over my dead body.

Daikon then steps up as he stands next to Ivy, glaring down at Joker with a grin on his face.

Daikon: Make the effort. You'll die trying.

Joker: *annoyed* Ugh! Friendship.

Daikon: Also, Joker. I brought Howie Mandel back from the dead.

Everyone, except for Harley and Ivy, look at him in shock by this announcement. Harley and Ivy grin as they know he revived him and their grins were proof.

Joker: You...you brought him back?!

Daikon: *nods* I did it to make you infuriated. Seems it has been accomplished.

Joker: *angry* You...you son of a-

Joker crashes into the wall as he went unconscious. Everyone was silent as they couldn't believe what they saw. Daikon glares at Joker before closing his eyes and grins. Soon, he starts to chuckle. Then, he starts to laugh in such evil manner.

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Daikon: Subarashii. I've sent you where you belong, Jester! Right below...on my foot.

Ivy: Damn. You knocked the fuck outta him.

Harley: That...was...AWESOME!

Daikon: Yes, indeed. Now, let's leave.

The girls nos as the three begin to leave.

Harley: I can't believe you two talked me into coming to this.

They head to the exit but not before Mrs. Cobblepot approaches them with three bags.

Mrs. Cobblepot: Don't forget your party favors.

Harley/Ivy: *grab theirs* Thank you, Mrs. Cobblepot.

Daikon: *grabs his as he bows at the woman* I appreciate the gift, ma'am.

The three left the mint as everyone watches them leave.

Mrs. Cobblepot: Aw, such sweet kids.

*later*

Ivy: You really went beast mode on all the villains back there. Almost all nearly managed to take down Batman.

Daikon: *sits down as he sips his tea* Yes. Though, I wouldn't call it "beast mode" as I'm simply a warrior, eager for a challenge.

Harley arrives with a piece of cake she got from the bar mitzvah.

Ivy: : So, do you realize now that you don't have to prove to anyone how awesome you are?

Harley: Yes, except for the Legion of Doom. I need to get into the Legion of Doom.

Ivy: What? After all of this, why would you wanna be a part of that club? Those guys are such dicks.

Harley: No, not all of 'em. When we were leaving, Bane said, "You go, girl!"

Daikon: I specifically heard him say "Ooh, Go-GURT, Harley.

Harley: Ooh, what, they had Go-GURT? Oh, man. Ivy, Daikon, listen. Anyone who is a respected supervillain is in the Legion of Doom. That's when you know you've made it. If Joker can get in, so can I! So that is what I'm gonna do.

Frank: What you need to do is get these 13-year-old boys out of this apartment. They're starting to take root.

The three look to see the boys outside slowly forming into trees. They then approached them with Ivy having the antidote.

Ivy: Okay, boys. So, I got the antidote to turn you back into humans, okay? But the only effective way of doing it is when my saliva interacts...*disgusted* with your saliva.

One kid: So is this a kiss?

Ivy: No, it's not a kiss. It is an antidote delivery system and nothing more. You will still be sexless nerds by the time the night is over, okay?

Just before Ivy could drink it, Daikon stops her.

Daikon: I believe there's a more efficient way to cure them, Ivy. May I? *brings his hand out, asking for the antidote*

Ivy looks at him in confusion before passing it to him. To their utter shock and confusion, Daikon pours it onto his hand.

Ivy: What are you-

Suddenly, a yellowish aura glows on his hand as the liquid evaporates. Soon, Daikon aims his glowing hand at the boys before firing a wave of energy onto them. Soon, the boys fully returned to their normal bodies, cures by Ivy's potion.

The boys: Aww.

Ivy: How did you do that?

Daikon: I simply absorbed the contents of the antidote and used my energy to cure the boys from your potion. It's much more simpler and better then kissing them.

Harley: That's cool!

Frank: That's incredible!

Ivy: It was effective, alright. Thanks, Daikon.

Daikon: My pleasure. And also, if something like this happens again, I now have the ability to do it again.

They they look down and see a boy holding a branch and puckering his lips.

Ivy: You're already healed, buddy.

Boy: I'm still a little tree. I think I need a kiss.

Ivy: Just fuck off.

Harley: Yeah. Get the fuck outta here, kid.

Daikon then aims his hand and creates a ball of energy as he grins at the kid.

Daikon: You want to become a pile of ashes? Leave, then.

The kids screamed as they ran away. Daikon laughs as the dissolves his energy sphere.

Daikon: I enjoy the screams of weaklings.

Ivy: Wow. You really scared the shit out of them.

Daikon: Yes. Now, I'm going to rest. Good night, Harley, Ivy, and you too, Frank.

He leaves as the two girls and sentient plant watch him rest on the sofa.

Harley: He really is something, isn't he?

Ivy: Yeah. There's something about him that...I don't know what.

Harley: *cheeky grin* Is it because of his muscles?

Ivy: *blushed* N-no! Not like that!

Harley: *not convinced* Mmhmm. Yeah right.

Ivy: Seriously? At least I'm not the one staring at his ass.

Harley: *blushed* Hey! That that back!

Frank: I think I need to let you two deal with this. *leaves*

The two argued for a while as Daikon is seen resting on the bed with earmuffs as he sleeps peacefully.

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