3RD PERSON POV

Ushio: You're.....my new dad papa?

Mikasa: Papa........

Ruby: Oooo! Dad!

Aqua: Hi.

Y/N:............Maybe I got a bit ahead of myself. Eh, doesn't matter.

He picks them all up, plopping them into their seats for lunch as he heads into the kitchen to grab milk bottles cups, food bowls and all.

Y/N: Eat up.

*NOM*

Ai: !!!

Y/N pulls the spoon back out her mouth as the kids giggle, and he promptly apologizes before feeding all the kids simultaneously-

Ai: Hey hey it's ok. I can help too you know.

Y/N: I didn't think caring for kids would be this tiring but it's not bad.

Destroyer: Meow~

Ruby: Kitty!

Y/N: So what's up with them?

Ai: They're quite mature for babies. *smile* They're special, and they're my kids.

Y/N: *chuckle* I can see that.

Ai: Thanks for letting us live here.

Y/N: It's a mere security thing. I do like your performances though-

*RING*

Y/N looks around the new house, having bought one for the kids and all as he heads to the front door and opens it.

Y/N: Yo.

*STAB*

Y/N: Well that's not very nice.

He slaps the man off the steps, knocking him out instantly before heading back in as Ai panics at the sight of the knife in his stomach.

Y/N: Don't worry I can heal from this. Just gotta go to the sink.

*PULL*

Ai: *relieved* Don't scare me like that.

Yoo: You got kids?

Y/N: Wait how did you get her-

Later

Kaede: Can we eat ice cream?

Y/N: After you put on some clothes.

Ai: You have an army of them.

Y/N: I know.

Diana: What....do I call you?

He sees the 50 different girls with horns, stupefied at how it's all females before shrugging.

Y/N: Just call me Y/N-

Diana:.....Can we call you dad?

Several of the younger ones looked at a magazine, seeing a family and their roles before asking the same.

Y/N:......'I'm sorry I can't say no to those faces.' Ok. But I do have ground rules to follow.

They all nodded politely, secret agents flabbergasted as he explains to them.

Y/N: One, no killing or hurting anyone unless necessary like self defense or defending someone else.

Diclonius: Got it.

Y/N: Two, you'll be living with me in several houses I bought next to me and Ai. If you have any concerns about where you live or anything you want, tell me.

He gives like a hundred different rules, designating the more mature Diclonius to be like the older sibling of sorts.

Alicia: Dad can we go visit each other?

Y/N: I'm connecting the houses so sure sure! You're all living together so you all can go see each other whenever. It's just if you're planning to go out or anything just tell me.

Cynthia: Ok dad.

Yoo: *grin* Y'all better call me auntie 'Kay?

Diclonius: Okay auntie! Mom?

Ai: *chuckle* Hehe!......This is honestly strange. So how did this happen?

Y/N: I broke into a government facility torturing these girls and experimenting on them, broke them out, whooped all their asses, sent the evidence to the government that doesn't know....yeah you get the gist.

Ai: So you killed people.

Y/N: Yes.

Later

Yoo: In all honestly you should own an orphanage at this rate.

Y/N: I'm a perfectionist. I'm gonna be the best guardian they have!

*KNOCK*

Y/N excuses himself as some of the Diclonius run around him, chasing each other as he heads to the door and opens it-

Kim: *surprised* Kids?

Y/N: I.....wanted to try something new. Like taking care of a kid.

Kim: I see you went beyond that.

Rumi: That's Y/N for you.

Ryuko: Mind if we head in?

Ryuko Tatsuma if you're mistaking her for another Ryuko.

Y/N: Sure.

They head in as Yoo was busy feeding 2 different babies their milk before they floated down onto the ground and crawled away happily.

*CREAK*

Rumi: So....I'm guessing we can't be-

Y/N: We can always do our private things at other places.

Rumi: Gotcha.

Ai: *curious* Private things?

Y/N: Things....adults do.

Her face flushes red as Mikasa walked over to him, a wet cloth pressed against her head and she plops onto his lap.

Mikasa: *sniff* Mmmmmm....

Y/N: She's sick. I'm immune to all diseases though.

Rumi: *raised brow* You sure?

Y/N: Proven by doctors. My blood has even cured people from near death and those with chronic illnesses.

Kim: 'So he does donate his blood regularly.'

His hand glows, and Mikasa stirs noisily before relaxing into a restful sleep, sprawled all over his lap as everyone talks cordially with each other.

Later

QUEST RECEIVED

Y/N: 'Quest?'

Clap the cheeks of 4 people whether you know them or not or have fucked-

Y/N: 'SAY NO MORE!'

Major Quest will be received in 2 weeks

Y/N: 'Major?'

Now this was new to Y/N, and he presses on for further information though it doesn't relent.

Y/N: 'I guess I'll know later.'

He was buried underneath 7 different little kids, Mikasa hugging Kaede as 5 Diclonius girls all snuggled up in his arms and he sighs as Ai, Aqua, and Ruby were sprawled on his torso.

Y/N: 'Gotta make sure they have a good life.'

Y/N: 'Huh.......I like taking care of kids.'

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Booty Hunter