Shaniqua was not happy with her uniform in the slightest, she was far more used to her sports wear and gold hoop earrings.

"Oi, you see that girl over there! She keeps looking at me, she proper fancies me." Bob smirked pointing towards a girl with brown eyes and frizzy hair sat next to a ginger boy.
A boy with glasses came over to the siblings to welcome them to Hogwarts.
"Excuse me? You're the new kids right? I'm Harry." He smiled warmly at Shaniqua

"Hi! My name is! My name is! My Name is....." "Her name is Shaniqua!" Dave groaned.
"I'm Dave and this is Bob, Shaniqua only speaks in song." He explained. "Oh Erm, well it's nice to meet you guys anyway." Harry smiled uncomfortably.

"Do you know what class we have next dude? Bob ate our timetable." Dave explained, he seemed the most 'normal' of the bunch. "Yeah potions with Professor Snape down in the dungeons." Harry said and returned to his seat.

"What are they like then?" Hermione asked Harry nosily when he sat down, "clearly from another planet... I can't wait to see Snape's face." Harry snorted, "the toothy one keeps looking at me." Hermione cringed.

They arrived at the dungeons and took their seats awaiting the potion master, "he's my head of house... He's a bellend. He seriously needs a good shagging." Bob explained to Shaniqua.

Professor Snape barged in through the doors. His robes billowing behind him, "da da da da da da da da da da da batman!" Shaniqua sang proudly, causing the whole class to snort with laughter. Snape decided to ignore this, "equipment and books out... Turn to page 394." He spat.

Everyone got out their things, including Shaniqua who placed a 12 inch dildo on her desk.
"What the hell in merlins name is that?" Snape screamed with fury as he caught sight of the cock shaped object.
"Ay ay ay ay ay ay boy you know what it iiiiiis" Shaniqua replied, "you insolent little chit!" Snape spat grabbing her arm with one hand and the dildo with the other and dragging her from the classroom. "Is it too late now to say sorry?" She sang desperately. "Yes! Yes it fucking is!" Snape seethed as he pulled her down the halls.

Professor Snape dragged the girl into Dumbledores office and slammed the dildo down on the desk. "A dildo! In MY classroom!" Shaniqua sighed and sang in frustration "let it go.... Let it gooooo" Dumbledore couldn't help but giggle. "Calm down Severus, it is just a dildo. I'm sure Miss Hardcock didn't mean to cause any offence... Did you Shaniqua?" Dumbledore smiled.
Shaniqua shook her head with a sad look upon her face. "See that's settled! You can escort Miss Hardcock back to class." Dumbledore told Snape seriously. "But.... She...." Snape tried but he quickly realised his words were falling on deaf ears.

"Come! Follow me!" Snape spat at the girl with disgust, Shaniqua did as instructed and followed the greasy man out of the room. Only to be stopped by the headmaster.

"Miss Hardcock, could I keep hold of the dildo? only I think I will find it a rather useful tonic for my reoccurring insomnia..." He old man inquired eagerly, scanning its length with his eyes.
"Shawty, I don't mind." She sang and closed the door behind her.

Shaniqua felt sad as she trailed along behind Professer Snape, she only wanted to show him that she thought he was hot. And what could say that better than complementing him with a 12 inch dildo? she was only trying to say that's what she thought he was packing....

She didn't want to give up though, because she knew she had it bad for the greasy dude.
After gathering her thoughts she decided to bite the bottle and seduce him the only way she knew how... She ran ahead and turned so she was face to face with the wizard and dropped to her knees before him.

"From the first day... That i saw your smiling face... Honey I knew that we would be..." She began, "Get up you stupid girl!" Snape barked, he looked agitated. Desperation kicked in and Shaniqua tried plan B, she held onto a statue in the corridor and grinded against it before breaking into song..

"Am I original?... Am I the only one?.... Am I sexual?..." Snape chose to ignore her this time and carried on walking, she wondered to herself how she could get through to him when she could only speak in song? She excepted defeat and assured herself she would try again another day.