"You're actually going to murder me," I trip over a fallen branch but he quickly pulls me back up before I hit the ground. "Is it because I'm so mean towards you? Has it finally pushed you off the edge?"

"I wasn't planning on killing you," Hoseok grabs my waist and carries me over some mud. "But now I'm contemplating it."

"Very funny," I remark, he puts me down gently. "If I'm going to die now at least let me lose my virginity first."

"Are you hinting that you want me to fuck you in the woods?" Hoseok smirks, "I didn't know you were like this."

"Wait!" I feel my face go red. "That's not what I meant!"

"Sure," Hoseok says sarcastically. "You don't mind getting dirty having sex, noted."

"Stop twisting my words, pervert!" I kick his leg. "I don't want to have sex with you or have sex in the woods."

"Whatever you say," he teases, patting my head. "You haven't lost your virginity yet? How adorable!"

"Get off me," I swat his hand away. "And I have had sex before!"

"With who?" Hoseok raises an eyebrow. "Your imaginary boyfriend?"

"His name was Brad," I lie, my voice going shaky. "And we did it in his car."

"Brad?" Hoseok doesn't seem convinced. "How old was he?" 

"A few years older," I look away from him, not wanting to look in his eyes in case he realises. "It was after prom."

"But at prom you can't take someone that isn't in your year group," Hoseok grins to himself. "I think you're lying."

"So what if I am?" I push him away. "What's wrong with wanting to wait?"

"Nothing," Hoseok pulls me closer by putting his arm around my waist. "I am a virgin too."

"Absolute bullshit," I shake my head. "You don't have to lie to me to make me feel better."

"I'm not," Hoseok scoffs. "I want to wait until marriage, not all guys are horny animals."

"I don't believe you," I answer. "I mean, look at you! You dress well, you're kind and caring, you're smart and you're beyond handsome. You can't be a virgin!"

"I thought I dress like a tumblr hipster?" Hoseok replies. "You think I'm handsome? I should probably cancel that plastic surgery appointment.."

"You already know all those things about yourself," I nudge his arm. "With that ego of yours, you probably admire your reflection and shower it with compliments."

"If only you knew," Hoseok mumbles, but I hear. "You would be surprised."

"What do you mean?" I ask, confused. "Why would I be-"

"We're nearly there," he takes my hand and helps me climb over some rocks. "Over here is where I want to show you, mind your step."

"It better be good for me to be walking miles into this forest for-" I stop. "Wow."