Mr Sad Guy(?)||Ollie (Olivia)
(re published cause I fucked up the names)

"Mr Sad Guy?"

"the one and only."

"here's my objective."

"that's a big word."

"what are you? five?

"nope. i'm 18."

"same. here's my idea."

"..."

"what's your idea?"

"..."

"Ollie?"

"don't call me that."

"okay Ollie."

"..."

"i'm a pessimist."

"and you work at 'The Happy Hotline'?"

"just call it Happy Hotline please and yaaaa."

"...why?"

"well... i've only known you for technically a day but your already calling me Ollie which i hate but..."

"BUT WHAT"

"butts are for sitting on furniture."

"and for ins-"

"DON'T GO THERE. DON'T GO TO THAT DARK PLACE YOU PERVERT!"

"speaking of dark places, you have something to say."

"*deep and totally extra sigh."

"i've always been my favourite guy and i'm running back in my life i is a bad boy but i'm is the only person that my heart to death the end i isabella is a true love for a good girl who has a heart that is the only reason she has a problem in life because of her parents."

"ZOE STOP STABING THE SUGGESTED WORDS ON YOUR PHONE..."

"THATS A DIFFERENT WATTPAD STORY. "

"okay fine and she always has a lot to say she was a bit short but i could not have a problem she said in a short story but i could not have a problem in her life as a child was she is in a book she said she is not going to the end because the most precious part is the way you are in a person that is your sister or you can tell her she has to a person who-"

"ANYWAY i've always secretly hoped that one day someone would call and help me instead of me helping them. i don't know how to be happy either."

"wow... how depressing."

"my idea was i could look on the internet ways to become happy and we both could try it out. i'll learn stuff and we'll both become happier people."

"i don't know what soun-"

"well too bad we're doing this starting tomorrow, but call me really early in the morning like sometime before 9am."

"well too bad because i like my sleep."

"well TOO FUCKING BAD turn your ringer sky high because i'm calling you anyway."

"okay fine. You swear a lot."

"i don't give a crap."

"... i'll call you tomorrow at 9am so your research."

---Mr Sad Guy hung up and fell asleep---

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