Mr Sad Guy(?)||Ollie(Olivia)

"..."

"i hate you."

"*snicker* what's up homie?"

"don't 'homie' me. i was having the best dream."

"what were you dreaming about?"

"how dolphins could take over the world if they had hands."

"wtf? you really need help."

"hey, you asked."

"... apparently becoming happy's pretty vague according to the internet."

"yes, that's why i left you to do the research."

"wow how insensitive."

"i know."

"... from what i've searched, one way to become a happier person is to ... eat healthier."

"what specif-"

"no eating out and no sugar."

"so unless i can make pizza... NO PIZZA?"

"*sniffle* i'm afraid so."

"SO WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT?"

"boi i don't know. search it up."

"that's your job in the friendship."

"we're friends?"

"what did you think we were?"

"dolphins."

---Ollie hung up---

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AND YES IM WRITING 3 CHAPTERS IN A ROW WITH MORE THAN 100 WORDS 🎉 I KNOW HOW TO WRITE 😂