Chapter Eleven
"ᎢᎻᎪᎢ'Ꮪ NᎾᎢ FᎪᏆᎡ!"

"This is a waste of time. I don't remember anything." Eugene whispered. All of them were in the garden of meditation. They were peacefully sitting with their legs crossed and their eyes closed, hoping to remember something important. "Do you?"

"No. I got nothing." Hiccup replied, opening his eyes. He looked to his left. "Kristoff?"

Eugene opened his eyes as well and looked over. "Kristoff?" He softly called out.

But Kristoff was deep in his meditation. In his memory, he was transported back just before they left for Thailand. Everyone was a younger version of themselves, maybe around 12.

Then they were transported to the bonfire. Teddy was still his same age, but everyone was still 12. They clicked their beers together then everything flew past him. Scenes swirled in his head as different sayings were sprinkled in. He heard Hic telling him there was no wolf pact and Jack yelling at him. Then suddenly he heard himself singing his three best friends song as younger Shang did a line of coke.

A very vivid memory suddenly popped up, showing them downing shot after shot. Then young Eugene was pushed. Eugene shoved the stranger back and socked the guy in the face.

Suddenly, they were in the streets and young Hic was waving his shirt above his head. "Fuck the police!" He chanted.

Then they were in the car, Shang driving all of them around. Teddy was still with them.

The next thing he saw was a neon sign with Thai writing.

He popped open his brown eyes, waking up. "I know where to go." He softly said.

xxx

"What do you think, Kristoff?" Eugene asked as they stared up at a neon sign.

"Uh, this is the place." Kristoff answered. He had a bad feeling about it for some reason.

"Come on. Let's go." Eugene encouraged, slapping his shoulder as they headed in.

Inside was not what they had expected. It was a strip club. There were tons of girls and the place was dark. Bright lights flashed around as loud speakers pounded in their chests.

"I don't remember any of this." Hiccup shouted over the music.

Kristoff slightly danced to the music, walking forward.

Eugene reached out, grabbing his arm. "Yeah, Kristoff, are you sure this is the place?"

"Yeah, pretty sure." Kristoff nodded, continuing to walk forward. Eugene and Hiccup glanced around, trying to pull this memory out of their heads, but they just couldn't.

"Bros, finally!" A man shouted out. They walked over to the counter, hoping this guy could help them out. "Is he coming or what? I've been waiting for him all day."

"Uh, I'm sorry. Waiting for who?" Eugene asked.

"Shang, that dick-ass fuck." He spat back.

Eugene slightly gaped, looking over at Hiccup. They were here with Shang?

"Why? What's wrong?" The man behind the counter quickly asked.

"Nothing. Nothing's wrong." Eugene quickly defended. They had to go along with it if they wanted answers.

"Okay, good. Look at this." The man said, grabbing something from behind the counter. It was wrapped in a towel. "Look what I bring for him. Check it out, huh? Huh?" He smiled, pulling away the towel to show off a gun.

Hiccup gasped, backing away in horror. "No, no, no." Eugene quickly denied, shaking his head.

"$6000, American." The man demanded.

"Wow, it looks so real." Kristoff smiled, reaching out for the weapon. He grabbed it, accidentally firing it. It sprayed bullets at the ceiling. Everyone began to duck for cover, their hands covering their heads as they screamed in horror.

Kristoff jumped, throwing it back onto the counter. Everything was silent as Kristoff adjusted his hat. He cleared his throat. "Sorry. Ahem. Sorry." He stuttered.

"Kristoff! What the fuck?!" Eugene shouted, standing back up. His brown eyes were wide in fear. They literally could have died.

"It's okay! It's okay!" The man shouted out, calming everyone. "The gun, very sensitive. Very sensitive." He explained as he moved it away from Kristoff. "Everyone okay?"

Distant shouts stating they were okay echoed around the place.

"Okay? Then get the fuck back to work!" He demanded. He turned around. "Come on! Music, please!"

The dancers stood back up as the music began blasting again. "Who has my $6000?" He asked.

"No, no, no. That's Shang's deal. We got nothing to do with that." Eugene said, trying to get out of this deadly situation.

"Un-fucking-believable, man." The guy sighed. He picked up the gun. "This guy, if he backs out again, this shit is gonna catch up to him, okay?"

Eugene and Hiccup slowly backed away as the man continued waving the sensitive gun around. "He's made a lot of enemies in this town and now they're gonna be your enemies."

"That's not fair!" Hiccup whined.

"Okay, listen. We're just looking for a little kid." Eugene said, trying to get back on subject.

"Two thousand dollars."

"What?!" Hiccup gasped.

"I don't know. Maybe more. How young you want this kid to be?"

"No!" Hiccup immediately denied, realizing what the man was implying. "No, no, no." He quickly shook his head. "Sorry. You misunderstood." He said over the music. "We're looking for our friend, 16 years old, Teddy?"

"Teddy? Yeah, he was here with you guys last night."

"He was?" Eugene exclaimed. "Do you remember if he left with us?"

"I don't know." The man shrugged. "You were in the corner all night with Kori. I didn't see you leave."

"Kori?" Eugene asked.

"Kori?" Hiccup repeated.

"Is she here?" Eugene asked.

"Yeah, she's in the back. She just came for her shift. Go talk to her."

Eugene nodded, pushing them back, but then stopped. "All right, listen. I'm sorry about everything that happened."

"Listen to me, okay?" The man said. "Pay attention to what I'm gonna talk to you now. When you see Shang, you tell him Samir says hello."

"Okay." Eugene nodded, beginning to walk towards the back.

"But do it like that, okay?" He said. "Hello. Like threatening. Like ironic."

Eugene and Hiccup stared at him.

"Hello." He repeated with a slower, slightly deeper voice.

"Okay." Eugene said, forcing them to walk away. Hiccup went willingly while Kristoff stayed at the counter.

"Hello." He said, trying to say it like Samir.

"Hello." Samir repeated.

"Hello."

"More 'O'. Hello."

"Hello."

"Go away, go away. Fucking making me crazy."

xxx

"Of course I remember him. He was buying everyone shots." Kori said. It was now quiet in the back. No one needed to shout to be heard. The lights were a bit dim, but at least they weren't flashing. "Nice kid. His parents must be so proud."

"Yeah, you have no idea." Hiccup said.

"Okay, so do you remember if he left with us?" Eugene asked, taking a seat beside Hiccup.

"Yeah, you all were leaving together, but you almost forgot this one right here." Kori smiled, gently squeezing Hiccup's shoulder. "Right, superstar?"

Hiccup shook his head, confused. Honestly, he had absolutely zero idea what she could be referring to.

"This one was following me around like a puppy dog all night." She explained, glancing between Hiccup and Eugene. Hiccup arched his eyebrows and pulled back his head, startled. "Saying how he fall in love with me and ask me to marry him."

Eugene laughed as Hiccup painfully chuckled. Eugene thought it was hilarious that whenever they got shitfaced that Hiccup was asking people to marry him. Hiccup, well, he thought it was totally embarrassing.

"Classic Hic." Kristoff laughed, leaning against the wall.

"We didn't get married, did we?" Hiccup asked, tiredness present in his tone. He couldn't go through that whole thing again.

"Of course not." Kori immediately brushed off. "We just had some fun in the Chardonnay Room."

"What, uh-- What happens in the Chardonnay Room?" Eugene asked.

"Let's just stay on task here." Hiccup cut in. His gut was telling him it was something embarrassing. It was something terrible and he'd never live it down. Not only that, but he didn't want to know what he was actually like last night.

"Oh, you know." Kori smiled, looking at Eugene. "Dance for him. He tickle me. We had sex. I massage his shoulders."

"Fuck!" Hiccup cursed under his breath as he pinched his eyes shut and lowered his head.

"It's okay." Eugene immediately comforted. "Hey. You're not married yet. It's no big deal." He softly said, holding out an arm to keep Hiccup from losing it.

"It's cheating, okay?" Hiccup shouted back. He turned and looked at Kori. "No offense to you. You're a lovely woman. It's a violation of my moral code."

"Don't be sad. Hic, you love it." Kori replied, trying to help him feel better. "You were crying, saying how special it was."

"Wait." Eugene grinned, cutting in. "I'm sorry, he was crying?" He chuckled.

"What a baby. He was crying." Kristoff laughed.

Hiccup looked like he about to cry right now. His face was turning beet red and his eyebrows were scrunched in shame. Wanting to make him feel better, Kori rose to her feet. "You should have seen him. He was so sexy, the way he move around." She said, running fingers through his hair, making him pull back. "I had to ask him to slow down so I don't drop my load too quick."

She walked over to her locker and opened it. Eugene and Hiccup shot each other a glance.

"Load? What load?" Hiccup asked.

"Oh, you know." Kori said. "My sperms."

Hiccup shook his head, a smile on his face. "I think your English is off. You're talking about my sperms." He said. Eugene furrowed his eyebrows, looking over at Kori. "Where would your sperms come from?" Hiccup chuckled.

"From my balls." Kori slowly replied.

"Hold on. Back up." Eugene said, sitting up. "Wait, wait. Are you--"

"Hey. You in Bangkok, sweetie. There's a reason they don't call it Bangcunt." Kori said, dropping her robe to reveal her male genitals.

Hiccup gasped, falling off his chair as Eugene slapped his hands over his eyes. Hiccup held himself up on his hands and knees. "Oh, my God." He cursed, his head spinning.

"Wow." Eugene said, covering his mouth as he stared at the wall across the room.

"I don't get it. Is this a magic show?" Kristoff asked Kori.

Hiccup stood up and held onto the back of a chair. Now he really was going to cry. He had tears pooling in his eyes as Kori walked toward him now fully clothed. "Come on, Hic. It was beautiful. We climaxed at the same time."

"How's that work?" He asked, his voice raspy.

"Shoot my load into you, you shoot your load on the floor." She replied.

"Okay." Eugene mumbled, standing up to remove himself from the conversation.

"You shot your load in me?" Hiccup whimpered, the idea running in his head, completely demolishing everything that was still stable. He couldn't think at all anymore. "In my bottom?"

xxx

Hiccup moaned in pain as they walked out of the strip club. He tightly held his stomach, feeling like he was going to throw up. His head was spinning and his arms were trembling. Not only had he cheated on Mulan, but he did it with another male, or someone who was born with male genitals.

"Hic, it's not the end of the world." Eugene said, trying to calm him down.

"I'm sorry, but I am so confused." Kristoff said, holding the monkey in his arms.

"I made love to a man with boobies." Hiccup sobbed.

"Listen." Eugene said, stepping in front of Hiccup and placing his hand on his chest. "I promise you no one's ever gonna find out about this."

"But we just found out about it." Hiccup cried, tears pooling in his eyes.

"And then we forget. That's what we do." Eugene said, determination in his voice. He had to bring Hiccup back up. This entire thing was totally destroying the guy and Eugene couldn't let that happen, not anymore. "I've done so much fucked up shit, and I just forget about it."

"You have?" Hiccup sniffed.

"Yeah. You just forget. It goes away." Eugene chuckled, thinking about all the stupid shit he's done in his life. Hiccup gently chuckled, glad there was some bright side. "That might be harder to go away, but in time it'll happen." Eugene encouraged with a smile.

"That's what I'm gonna do. I'm just gonna forget about it." He nodded.

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Thought this was pretty funny/cute ☺️