a/n: this will mostly be you talking about your classmates to aone. thanks to GrandKingOikawa and __kiko_chan__, your comments made me laugh so hard and i will probably quote you a lot. PastelSugax, you ass ily so much for this. 

you rubbed your chin and thought for a while. "okay, let's see. there's ai - that cutie with the grey hair. he's a really sweet guy, but should maybe man up a bit more. also, he reads porn. but if anyone ever asks, i didn't say anything. then we have nagisa, he's just a stupid little chicken nugget and so fucking loud. he has this weird obsession with rockhopper penguins and he's a wannabe penguin himself. walking diabetes and one of my best friends. daichi, popular with the ladies and always has good jokes. really, he never fails to make people laugh. koushi, or suga, is our class representative. he's a super nice guy and a very good friend. you will probably never find a sweeter guy than him and he's always there to have your back, but if something bugs him he can be brutally honest."

takanobu nodded slowly. "okay. i think i understand."

"good.", you chimed. "so, then there's shouyou, my other best friend. he's a pumpkin child and he's just as loud as nagisa, maybe even louder. but he's always so happy and you just can't not like him. he can befriend anyone. asahi looks like jesus, but he's nothing like jesus was. he's too scared to do shit and never speaks up, because he's just too scared. he looks intimidating, but he has a soft heart. makoto is kind of like asahi, just with a little more mum friend mixed in. also, he puts everyone before himself. if he's scared he'll hide behind haruka. speaking of that fucking emo kid, he has a real problem. he's obsessed with water and was probably born with a swimwsuit on. and he just never speaks, he just flips his hair like a boygroup member."

you heard a snort coming from takanobu and you started giggling. "don't get me wrong, i love them all. we're like a big family in this class, but most of them are idiots." - "i didn't say anything."

"okay, next up is morisuke. he's so short and angry and if you ever point that out he will probably hunt your ass down, rip your intestines out and hang you with them. he's also very bossy, but super realiable, too. he's fun to be around, though." takanobu shot you a questioning stare. "i mean it, he's cool." - "if you say so, [first name]."

"chikara - he's so self-conscious, but if he's in charge of something he does his best to make it good. he's good with conflicts and you can always count on him to save anyone's ass if needed. he's like a secret superhero or something. speaking of which, yuu and ryuu - they are the troublemakers. and if it wasn't for chikara they would probably get a lifelong detention. they're so thirsty, basically chasing after every girl they deem kind of pretty and it can get really annoying at times. but they're pretty chill, too. they're both known for puns so bad that they're funny. ryuu is also the clown of the class and ushijima-sensei once almost flipped a table, because he wouldn't stop talking shit in class. while we're on the topic of talking shit, there's kou. she loves gossip like a mother loves her children. and just as much as she loves gossip, she loves muscles. you will probably find her ogling everyone in pe. but she's not as dumb as this may sound. actually, she's one of the best students in our year. also, she's rin's younger sister. she skipped the last year of middle school and graduated with him and now she's in our class. pretty cool in my opinion. and guess who i'll be talking about next? right, rin. that guy looks like the human version of a shark, that has also earned him the nickname jaws 3d. he's a crybaby. really. he cries a lot. but that guy has a sense for fashion, damn. but pray to god that you don't anger him. it takes ages for him to forgive you."

"okay, i'll remember that.", takanobu pointed at his head and gave you a thumbs up.

"alright, there's kenma, too. he's kinda antisocial. it's hard for him to talk to people and he can be really mean sometimes. but most of the time he apologises some time later for it. and he's so goddamn smart, it's not even funny anymore. he's the most intelligent student in our school and he probably could have graduated already, but as far as i know he's kind of comfortable with the people in our class and doesn't want to be alone with people he can't talk to. he's really shy, so if you want to talk to him, it might take a while for him to actually open up to you. lev - that super tall dude. if the 'annoy kenma olympics' were a thing, he'd win every single time. same with morisuke. poor guys, i really don't envy them. sometimes i really ask myself if he's straight or not. you really can't tell. he loves everyone. and i really mean everyone. if he starts talking to you, prepare for casual hugs and youtube links of cat videos at 3am on a school day."

"cats are nice, but not at 3 in the morning.", takanobu pinched the bridge of his nose and shook his head. "is it really that bad?" - "yup." - "oh god."

"okay, almost done. we have sousuke. that one tall, super scary looking guy. he regularly gets lost, because he never knows where the fuck he is and i have no idea how he survived up until now. he can be a bit bitchy at times. he's good friends with daichi and rin and probably the main reason rin cries so much. oh, and the reason for hitoka to be scared all the time. okay, no, scratch that. everything is a reason for hitoka to be scared and i really don't understand that. so, for the sake of her sanity, don't talk to her unless i'm around, because otherwise she'll probably faint. there's momo, that crazy carrot head. almost as thirsty as yuu and ryuu, but a little cuter about it. he has the biggest crush on kou ever since middle school and it's kind of cute, but also weird. he's super nice, though, and you can talk to him about everything and no matter how boring it may be, if you like it, he'll be excited about it and make you feel so important. he's also really into insects, some kind of beetles i think." 

"okay. i hope i'll be able to remember all that.", takanobu mused quietly. "oh, if you don't, you can always just ask me." - "thank you."

"okay, the last three now. there's this curtain hair guy, akira. he's so lazy, sometimes it feels like a miracle if he starts talking. i've lost count of the times he has fallen asleep in class. he's a low-key savage and i swear i can sometimes hear him mutter roasts so good that you'd feel like a well done steak if he actually said something like that to your face. makes me glad that he's to lazy to really start an argument, because i wouldn't know what to say. sou, the epitome of cuteness. he's like a little puppy and he's really just the baby of the class. he gets so excited over everything and he can be so loud, but it's okay. he may be a bit overwhelming at times, but after all everyone in our class kind of is. and last but not least, we have tobio. and he's just angry and needs to calm the fuck down, because he always starts the arguments that akira is too lazy to start. he's about as good as socialising as shouyou is at being quiet, but he's gotten better at that, i think. it used to be really bad back in middle school. and that's everything there is to know. any questions?", you finished, grinning at takanobu. 

he pulled his phone out of his pocket and looked at the time. "we still have about fifteen minutes until we have to go back. you said you'd maybe tell me something about yourself, too. what about that?", he asked curiously. you nodded. "okay, so about me, huh? let me think."

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questions for you:

1. after school activities - are you in any clubs or do you just go home? 

2. what about your grades? good or bad?

3. do you tell aone a bit about your family?

4. do you invite aone to the barbecue?

5. do you ask aone something about him as well?

6. what did you think so far? feedback is always appreciated.

7. what would you want to happen later on in the story?

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rage on, minna.