homo-erotic tendencies
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mom: steve
fruity pebbles: robin
pinkie pie: willow

mom
you guys wanna hang out tonight?

fruity pebbles
yessss please

pinkie pie
i can't i have to go to hellfire because dustin needed an extra player

fruity pebbles
YOURE GOJNG TO HELLFIRE
YOU KNOW WHOS GONNA BE THWREEEE

pinkie pie
yes yes i know

mom
wait who
i'm lost

fruity pebbles
of course you are steven
eddie her cruuuuush

pinkie pie
i do not have a crush on eddie

fruity pebbles
not yet

pinkie pie
not ever

mom
well he's definitely got the hots for you

pinkie pie
no he doesn't

mom
yes he does

fruity pebbles
yes he does
JINX

mom
JINX
JINX AGAIN

fruity pebbles
our mental synchronization can have but one explanation

mom
you and i were just meant to beeeeeeee

fruity pebbles
lOvE Is aN oPEn dOoR

pinkie pie
i'm going to block both of you