COWBELLS. ALARMS. BLOWHORNS. WHATEVER DOESN'T COME SOLELY FROM YOUR VOCAL CHORDS ARE NOT PERMITTED.

I hate hate hate hate cowbell people. Please, it's obnoxious, rude, and distracting.

Honestly, the sound a cowbell makes ain't pretty. And why a cowbell? Are you saying that the hockey players are like cattle being tracked?

No cowbells. Ever.

As for you others who bring a loudspeaker or some equally insufferable sound device, why? Why do you have to do that? I don't understand. It's like you're trying to ruin the game for us? And that's not cool. So just stop.

Repeat after me:

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Thank you, on behalf of pretty much everyone else.