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Goalies.

Goalies. Buddy boy, goalies. They tend to be the one player that almost never gets hated right? After all, they're not out there scoring goals on your team, or hitting your precious son, brother, boyfriend, girlfriend, sister, whatever.

However, there is one crucial thing that they can do that can destroy their reputation.

That line around the net? You know, commonly called the goalie box? Yeah.

Fucking stay in it, dear god please goalies do not l e a v e your fucking box. Please. It's there to help okay.

If you leave the box, you're giving off the vibe that you're arrogant and rather worthy of the name twat.

What, you're so confident in your skills that you'll risk leaving the last defense for your team to prevent a goal completely open?

You think the other team is so bad that you'll just leave the damn net open, empty, and free for scoring?

Honey no, please.

It makes you seem like an arrogant ass, honestly. It's insulting to the other team. And people who get easily insulted, obviously.

Goalies, stay in the box. It's simple.

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