The game started, as it had, with Navi or now me being instructed by The Great Deku Tree. I went to find Link or Danny. He was asleep again.

"Really?" I asked, earning a snore in reply.

"Danny, get your a** up. We have to save Hyrule so we can get home. Come on!" I said as I nudged him. He didn't wake up.

"Danny!!" I yelled. He finally got up.

"What?" he asked groggily.

"I'm your fairy partner. You were summoned, so get up. I wanna get home." I told him.

"Fine." he replied.

We went to see The Great Deku Tree, but Arin stopped us and quoted the game. We rolled our eyes.

"Arin, you don't have to quote the game." I informed him.

"Thank God." he replied.

"How am I supposed to get a sword and shield?" Danny asked me.

"Luckily for you, your fairy is an expert on this game. Just follow my directions and you'll be fine. Now, in Mido's or Arin's, I guess, anyway in his house there are eleven rupees and a heart. Go get those. Then climb the ramp and cross the bridges connected to Saria's house and collect the five rupees. Also, behind Arin's house is another five rupees. Then there's a ramp across from his house. There's a tunnel, go through it and the semi-maze you find yourself in. Through the maze there are ten rupees and the sword. That's thirty rupees and a sword. Cut down grass by Saria's house, which has hearts in it. Throw rocks by Mido's house. Those will have rupees sometimes. Also, when crossing to the store, if you don't touch the water you'll get five rupees. That'll get you the money you need to buy a sheild. Then equip them and go get Arin to move." I explained. I knew this game like the back of my hand. I've played it so many times that guiding Danny was going to be a sinch.

Danny followed my instructions so we got to the pathway leading to The Great Deku Tree. Then we dot to the deku plants. Danny killed them and took the provided sticks. Then we listened to The Great Deku Tree drone on. Once we were able to enter we did. I guided Danny through the inside of the Great Deku Tree. It was way too easy. Danny simply did what I told him, which I didn't mind, but he didn't completely have to. When we got to Queen Ghoma I was relieved. We finally got to the boss.

"What the f*** is that?!" Danny shouted. I however stayed calm.

"Queen Ghoma. She's the one of the game's easiest bosses. Just shoot her eye when it's red and slash it with your sword while she's down. Don't let her lay eggs, but if she does kill them before they hatch. If they do, they'll attack. Lather, rinse, and repeat." I sighed.

"Really? That simple?" Danny asked.

"Yup." I answered, popping the 'p'.

"Alright." Danny huffed before fighting Queen Ghoma. He was new enough at the game to take a while and a good deal of damage defeating her. I made sure Danny grabbed the Heart Container. Then we went into the portal and were brought out for The Great Deku Tree's long, droning, boring, monologue. Once we were released we said bye to Arin and left Kokiri Forrest. This quest was just getting started.