We made our way to the desert.

"This is Gerudo Valley. You're going to have to sneak around. Free the four carpenters and then they'll see you as one of them." I instructed.

"Wait, what?" Dan asked, obviously having been paying more attention to the desert women than me. I huffed and rolled my eyes.

"We're in Gerudo Valley. Sneak and free the carpenters" I snapped. Dan seemed taken aback by the change in demeanor.

"Woah. What'd I say or do?" Dan asked.

"Nothing. Let's just hurry up" I answered.

"Something's up. Come on. Talk to me" Dan sighed.

"Fine. I was a little jealous. Alright? You were staring at the scantily clad desert women and didn't even hear me talking to you." I pouted. 

"I'm sorry. That was rude of me, especially with the s*** you put up with from me." Dan apologized. I gave him a small smile and kissed his cheek.

"I overreacted a bit" I admitted.

"As long as we're standing and making no progress, I need to tell you something." Dan said.

"Go ahead" I encouraged.

"I uh, I have feelings for you" Dan confessed.

"I feel the same way." I replied.

"No way! That's awesome!" Dan said before kissing me. I blushed but kissed back.

"Alright. Now that that's happened, what do you say we continue on our quest?" I asked.

"Right" Dan agreed.

I guided him through the Thieves' Hideout and getting to the temple where we saw Ninja Brian.

"What's up N.B.?" I greeted.

"N.B.?" Brian questioned.

"Ninja Brian." I shrugged.

"Fair enough" Brian shrugged in return.

"So, what's the deal?" Dan asked.

"You have to be a kid again. This song will send a kid to the desert." Brian said, emitting all of the fancy cryptic talk and getting to the point.

"Oddly brief" Dan observed.

"Yeah, well, it's hot as f*** out here." Brian replied.

"Yeah" Dan agreed.

"Thanks for the help." I said.

"No problem. See you guys later" Brian said before a dust storm started and he disappeared.

"To the temple of Time!" I mused.

"I don't wanna be a kid again" Dan whined. I sighed.

"I don't wanna be stuck as a fairy." I whined back.

We warped to the Temple of Time and Dan returned the Master Sword to its pedestal. We warped back to the temple and entered. Inside we saw Holly.

"Holly!" I called. She smiled and waved.

"Hey guys. This gives me a good cosplay idea, but why am I here?" Holly said.

"I think you're Nabooru." I answered.

Holly found her guide and read. Well, I guess I am so I'll read her part except for where she asks questions. 'First of all, let me introduce myself. I'm Nabooru of the Gerudo. I'm a lone wolf thief. But don't get me wrong! Though we're both thieves, I'm completely different from Ganondorf. With his followers, he stole from women and children, and even killed people!A kid like you may not know this, but the Gerudo race consists only of women. Only one man is born every hundred years... Even though our laws say that lone male Gerudo must become King of the Gerudo, I'll never bow to such an evil man!' How does that even work? Anyway there's something I need in there I guess but I can't get through. Can you go get it?" Holly spoke and read.

"Dude, when we go home we so need to name Link F*** Me because of this part. Holly's passing over some hilarious text if you name the dude F*** Me." I stated. Holly and Dan rolled their eyes.

"Just get going" Holly scolded.

I guided Dan through the kid part of the temple and we went to give the item to Holly before she was kidnapped by witches.

"F***" Dan muttered.

"We can save her, but you have to go forward seven years again." I assured him.

We went to the Temple of Time and took the Master Sword before returning to the Spirit Temple. I guided Dan through until we got to the Iron Knuckles.

"Be careful. You have to be more calculating and timed with these guys. Z Targe, jump attack, and back. Then repeat. Okay?" I said.

"Got it." Dan nodded.

After he fought the Iron Knuckle, Holly was revealed.

"Guys, you saved me." Holly said.

The reunion was cut short by Kome and Kotake.

"She's been awoken Kome"

"Indeed Kotake."

Their conversation continued until Dan got to fight them. I coached him through that.

Dan's dancing payed off as he easily dodged the witches' attacks and reflected them back at them.

Soon enough we were back at the Temple of Light.

"Holly?!" Ross called.

"Ross!" Holly called.

The two were happily reunited. Nothing else in the universe mattered for the pink haired sweetheart and her Irish Aussie.

Dan was about to interrupt but stopped when I rested a hand on his shoulder an shook my head.

"Give them a minute" I mouthed.

Dan nodded.

After a couple moments Holly walked over to us.

"Thanks again for everything. I only can give you this medallion. Hope it helps." Holly said before handing Dan the final medallion.

All that was left was Ganondorf's castle and the boss battles.

Home was so close.