🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

stupid cat🖕🏼
so here's the thing
there i was
just minding my own stupid business as per usual
AND SIR NICHOLAS HAD THE AUDACITY TO WALK THROUGH ME AND MADE ME FALL ON MY ASS IN FRONT OF DORCAS
RIGHT WHEN I WAS WORKING THE COURAGE TO ASK HER OUT

sunny🌞
the absolute audacity

ginger✨
what did you do?

stupid cat🖕🏼
BITCH WHAT THE HELL WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO!?
I FUCKING LEFT ALL EMBARRASSED AND SHIT
ISTG
next time i see him
he's going to be completely headless

that way he can finally compete in the scavenger hunt

stupid cat🖕🏼
WHAT
NO
FUCK THAT
HE DOESNT DESERVE IT
ILL LEAVE HIM NEARLY HEADLESS
FUCK THAT SHIT

sunshine💚☀️
oh my-
DUDE
YOU COULDVE MADE THAT MORE DRAMATIC
YOU COULDVE FALLEN INTO HER ARMS LIKE A SMOOTH BITCH AND TAKE THE SHOT
OR A CHEESY PICK UP LINE TO MAKE HER LAUGH
UGHHHHHHHH

my bitch🦌
yeah because you would've done the same

sunshine💚☀️
ummm no
but i know pad's would've done it

👁👄👁

sunshine☀️💚
btw
NEVER leave reg alone with his roommates

this happens

prodigal son🖤
ITS THE YEET YEET

wormtail🐭
it's the fake tattoos for me

sweetheart🧚🏼‍♀️
it's the colored hair for me

the sane one🐺
i am not even going to ask

sunshine💚☀️
it's best if you don't
btw
i'm going to go study for a while these assholes are going to practice

reg
don't you have practice today?

prodigal son🖤
tomorrow
james rented the pitch before nott had the chance too
thanks for that because i siriusly don't want to catch a snitch today
i'm too tired

longass🍑
the sirius jokes shall never die

they never will

...

🖕🏼the pack🖕🏼

sunshine💚☀️
we've got a bit of a problem...

sweetheart🧚🏼‍♀️
what is it, bunny?

sunshine💚☀️
not jade
it's reg
hi

ginger✨
ummm hi?
where's your phone reg?

sunshine💚☀️
my room
i went to go get it so i could join jade in her study session
but when i walked in the common room
she was sitting in a corner not talking and shaking like a leaf
i think she's getting an anxiety attack
how bad do her attacks get?

the sane one🐺
really bad
i'm omw down there with alice
has she started hyperventilating yet?

sunshine💚☀️
just now
idk what to do
she's never had an attack in front of me

ginger✨
don't hold her arms
that'll just be worse
slow down your breathing and tell her to mimick yours
ughhhh
why do these assholes have practice

the sane one🐺
stupid bitches

sweetheart🧚🏼‍♀️
how we doing reg?

sunshine☀️💚
worse
does she have any potions left?

the sane one🐺
nope
fleamont was sending them tonight
and we always have spares jic but she took them last night
i think prongs has one spare left in his quidditch bag idk
take her to the hospital wing
and force her to mimick your breathing
it's the only way we can calm her down until wormtail gets the rest of them

sunshine☀️💚
she won't calm down on her own?

wormtail🐭
very rare
she always has prongs and padfoot to calm her down
mostly prongs

ginger✨
i'm trying to call fleamont to ask him to send the potions asap
i think he's in a meeting🤡

the sane one🐺
the one day we need monty and he abandons us like that
call mia and ask her if she can send some potions or just the ingredients and sunny can whip it up

wormtail🐭
that potion takes five days to brew, moony
she needs one now
i'm at the pitch
these assholes won't hear me

the sane one🐺
that's why we have codes for this dumbass
anxiety attack: code green
GREEN SPARKS DUMBASS
FIREWORKS
BOOM

ginger✨
was there really the need to yell?

the sane one🐺
YES
regulus
how is she?

sunshine☀️💚
halfway there
she collapsed
but still shaking and hyperventilating

sweetheart🧚🏼‍♀️
moony
you know what to do

the sane one🐺
clearing the halls now
corvus?

sweetheart🧚🏼‍♀️
where are you reg?

sunshine☀️💚
sharing live location!

sweetheart🧚🏼‍♀️
the one eyed witch
really?
that's the longest way

sunshine☀️💚
ik
but this is the only way that i know that she won't be seen
because ik that if she sees a lot of people
it'll be worse

ginger✨
i reached fleamont
he's sending the potions now
i'm staying in the common room until it arrives
where are the others?

my bitch🦌
grabbing my bag
and there's no potions here
i remember that she took this one two nights ago🤡
reg
when you get to the hospital wing
tell poppy it's the usual

on a scale of one to ten?

sunshine☀️💚
twelve

longass🍑
what was she studying for?

arithmancy...
she hates arithmancy🤡

stupid cat🖕🏼
why did you force her to take that class?

i didn't force her
she signed up before me and evans

sunny🌞
ughhhh
never let her study for arithmancy alone
THIS happens

ginger✨
it's wizard math
wth do you expect?

wormtail🐭
anyone else seeing peeves with an ink balloon her way?
just me?
k

i see him on the map rn
reg keep on walking
leave peeves to me

sunshine☀️💚
k

the sane one🐺
halls are clear reg
after the one eyed take a left by myrtle's bathroom
take the right staircase and then the charms hall
after that another left to the left staircase and you'll be in the hospital wing in about three minutes if YOU DONT DRAG HER

sunshine☀️💚
i'm-
IM NOT DRAGGING HER

my bitch🦌
you better not be
and keep slowing your breathing
she'll mimic it eventually
tell her that i'm omw
evans
the potions?

ginger✨
fleamont says that he's sending them in two more minutes
wait-
never mind
i got it
that box almost killed me
i'm seeing white and peach
which is which?

my bitch🦌
the white ones are for everyday
there's a peach colored one somewhere
that's for when she has an attack
bring that to me along with sirius' hoodie
the one that smells like him
not the one that's freshly washed
my laptop and charger, phone charger
and a bag that's by my bed

sunny🌞
a bag?

my bitch🦌
spare pajamas, board games, etc.
poppy will want her to stay in the hospital wing tonight so i'm staying with her
evans
call mum
please
tell her not to worry and that she doesn't have to come
we've got it under control

sunshine☀️💚
you sure?
because poppy just put a ventilator on her

A WHAT
okay ummm
this hasn't happened before right?

the sane one🐺
nope
prongs?

my bitch🦌
actually it has
you people just weren't there to witness it
before our fifth year started
she had a bad attack and her lungs weren't getting any air in them so we took her to st. mungo's
the ventilator just made her freak out even more🤡
so reg
try and hold her down
i'm almost there with frank and crookshanks

i'm with sunny getting her some food for after

sunshine☀️💚
k
oh thank merlin
james is here
because i honestly have no idea what i'm doing

the sane one🐺
yeah
the first time is really bad
but after the fifth one you'll become a pro 
is she calming down?

sunshine☀️💚
somewhat
she's mumbling now
that's good
right?

wormtail🐭
yeah
she'll be like that for a while until she shuts down and eventually falls asleep
lily
the potion?

ginger✨
i've got it right here
i'm almost there
CAN SOMEONE GET PEEVES AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT STUPID INK BALLOON
WHERE THE HELL IS THE BLOODY BARON WHEN YOU NEED HIM

sunny🌞
just did the kitchen raid
we're ouw up
leave peeves to me

sweetheart🧚🏼‍♀️
i'm getting her some chamomile and lavender tea so i'll be there in ten

my bitch🦌
k